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Family / Re: At 36, I Still Stay With My Parents And I Feel Not bad about it. by Uptheante(m): 4:42pm On Dec 24, 2023
maasoap:

What is there to be "tiju" about?
I was living in our family house during bachelor hood, I got married while still living there. I only moved out after 7 years of marriage when I felt that I could comfortably rent a 3 bedroom flat. I lived in a rented apartment for another 5 years until last week Saturday when I moved to my own apartment.
During those 7 years of marriage in our family house, I used the opportunity to build and expand my business.
It is not always about unseriousness when men make decisions like this, it's about walking at your own pace.


You described me, friend.
Finished university education at 33. Married at 34. Moved out of family house 40. Moved onto my own house at 45. It's my life, my plan.
That's impressive bro, one thing in life is to move at your own pace & do what's best for you not minding external pressure from folks who have no idea what is best for you.
No mind that foool, he's too emotional like a woman

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Education / Re: Why Do Teachers And Textbook Writers Do This This? by Uptheante(m): 1:38pm On Dec 24, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

hahaha,
I complained about this some months ago when my daughter came home with their school's question papers

the examples and teachings in the classroom were like:

1 + 3 – 4 = 0

3 + 9 × 2 = 21


But what I saw on the question paper:

if 2a = 54, and 3b = 45,
what is the value of (a – b)

I was like, how on earth did they expect these kids to solve the question.


But this assignment is very simple naw.
First get the values of a & b then subtract to get your answer.

2a = 54 is solved by dividing both sides by a in order to get the value of a.
2a/2 = 54/2
a = 27.
Also, 3b = 45 is solved by dividing both sides by 3 to get the value of b.
ie. 3b/3 = 45/3
b = 15

Since a = 27 and b = 15, this implies that (a - b) = (27 - 15) = 12
Therefore, the final answer is 12

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Family / Re: At 36, I Still Stay With My Parents And I Feel Not bad about it. by Uptheante(m): 8:50am On Dec 24, 2023
allthingsgood:


Very very true
Okay na, may your children remain in your home with you are 37. When at 25 many people are already millionaires and conquering the world. Tufiakwa!
There are pple who stayed in their parents house till that same 37 but they were hustling & building their businesses & personal house within that period, they weren't idle or depending on their parents for food or other basic necessities.
They contributed & provided for their parents needs before moving into their own houses upon completion.

You don't call such pple useless or irresponsible

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:00am On Dec 18, 2023
Zooposki:


She might be pregnant.
That's not a pregnant tummy, she has too much belly fat & she's obese
Health / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by Uptheante(m): 5:07pm On Dec 16, 2023
Is the wife an Igbo woman? grin

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Romance / Re: Why Does This Pain Most Nigeria Women And Ladies by Uptheante(m): 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2023
Tempulated:


I just got promoted recently at my workplace and i upgraded everything in my apartment. They saw all the new electronics and furnitures when it was been offloaded. Ever since then, they have been trying to get more closer to me but i am not the type that womanize. So i rejected their advances. Most of them have been grumbling ever since then, I can't even walk properly in my street anymore, It's gossip here and there. I even heard one of them saying this one too dey form while i was passing by.

Well I'm planning to get a car soon because of this development. I will just drive in and drive out whenever i'm going to work.
To pepper them the more, bring fine girls from outside the area

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Family / Re: I Believe My Wife Is Cheating by Uptheante(m): 6:18pm On Dec 11, 2023
Myhusband:




they had sex before bro, she had fúck the dude when his hands wasn't full
Correct.
And they had probably made babies from the earlier fück when his hands were not full.
So, he's inviting her to make babies like they did before, but she thinks his hands are full now, but if his hands are free, she won't hesitate to fúck him & make babies like they did before.
The husband has to carry out a secret DNA test on her kids (if they have any), so as to know how many are his & how many belong to the office colleague or other random men fucking his wife...
To me, irrespective of the result of the DNA test, he should divorce her so that she can be free to make babies with her office colleague

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Family / Re: I Believe My Wife Is Cheating by Uptheante(m): 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2023
Myhusband:
let's make babies, no I can't your hands are tight



it is the confidence for me, that dude have obviously off your woman pant before not once, not twice. dude prepare money down for DNA test and prepared for the outcome


a married lady having friendship with a male colleague is an act of disloyalty, worse part of it, having romantic and naughty chats with him



I'm sure you're not the only one banging that meat in between her legs presently
You're right bro.
If that her office colleague simply convince her that his hands are not full, she will gladly off pants for him
Romance / Re: Lists of States With The Highest Number Of Cheap Babes In Nigeria by Uptheante(m): 8:47am On Dec 11, 2023
Teeyoo:


Benue girls dey back ooooo. I can 1000% confirm this. No be lie ooooo. I'm a living witness
Oya, gist us
Romance / Re: See Someone's Future Wife by Uptheante(m): 10:57am On Dec 09, 2023
Does she mean that she wasn't attending classes throughout the 9 months duration of the pregnancy that her fellow students & lecturers won't notice she was pregnant?
Won't they ask her about the pregnancy after 9 months if they see her looking normal & without a baby? 🤔

Cos I'm sure she can't be wearing big polo to classes as a nursing student.

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Crime / Re: Bandits In Zamfara Still Holding NYSC Membes From Akwa Ibom by Uptheante(m): 10:58am On Dec 08, 2023
Orlu13:
As a medical corper, I have been postponing my Service because they keep giving me northern states..I have done everything possible so as not to serve in north even paying huge amounts of money fr direct posting but to no avail..



I will keep trying till I get any state in d south
I have vowed dat nothing will ever take me to those mine fields called north


I reject it IJN
Not all northern states are affected.
Health / Re: 19-yr-old Dies Of Drug Overdose During Intercourse With A Lady In Delta (photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:04pm On Dec 07, 2023
ukaface:
Living life on the fast line🎶🎶🎶
Fast lane rather
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Wife Wants Son's DNA Test Done In 3 Hospitals - Iyabo Ojo by Uptheante(m): 12:04pm On Dec 02, 2023
firearcher:


Have you ever considered that the accusation may not be true? Have you ever been falsely accused of doing something that you did not do? Not by outsiders, but by people you feel should trust you and in matters so sensitive like this.

It is emotionally devastating. Even if you are proven innocent, you will never feel the same towards your accusers again.
Conscience is not mob justice, and if we have it, it should also tell us that there is something wrong about immediately accusing a wife of conspiring to kill her husband which is the basis for the accusation that her son is a bastard. People are looking for motives.

For someone who could be truly grieving to be dragged and accused in the public like this just remind me of widows who have been maliciously attacked by their husbands families. I am sure those people will claim conscience too as a cover for their actions.



She actually fuelled all the suspicions concerning the paternity of that child by her reluctance to accept DNA test & even vilifying those demanding for it. Even her leaked chats with Mohbad before his death added more fuel to the suspicions about her adultery & paternity fraud.
If she had willfully heeded to the first appeal for DNA test & the test actually proved her innocence, I don't think she'll be in this position right now.
If for instance a man enters your shop & made some suspicious moves & while going out, pple suspect him of stealing, what will come to your mind if pple want to check him & he refuses even though he's claiming to be innocent? 🤔
Will you just accept his narrative at face value without checking him to verify his innocence?
Remember that in the case of Mohbad's wife, a man even offered to sponsor the DNA test & even pay her 10 million if the child is proven to be Mohbad's, yet she declined.
Does that not ring a bell in your mind that something is wrong somewhere & she could be hiding something? 🤔
After all, nobody is asking her to contribute anything for the test & it won't cause any physical injury to her or the child, yet she has been reluctant all this while. Isn't that strange to you & a source of concern.
We the 'mob' as you referred to us, are only interested in knowing the true paternity of that kid so that we'll be sure that Mohbad's toil & sweat & the donations made in his name doesn't go to a child that's not his.
We have conscience & we can't stand aloof to see a man's sweat going to a bastard, we have to be sure his sweat is going to his biological kid.
Your rant about a grieving woman or widow being oppressed or dragged simply because pple of good conscience demanded for DNA test; is just an exercise in futility.
We cannot be emotionally manipulated, the DNA test must be done & if she's found innocent of paternity fraud, all the best to her.
But if she's found guilty, she must face the consequences
Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:36am On Dec 02, 2023
Occurstaem:

It's obvious this is nonsense.
Your Yorubaness is not solid. I even doubt your being a Yoruba.
Where were you when these Nyamuri pple always rub off their little achievements on our faces?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:34am On Dec 02, 2023
tollyboy5:

What is your problem? Is it Yoruba alone that listen to his music?

You should be bothered about your personal achievement
I'm only stating the obvious
Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:33am On Dec 02, 2023
donprinyo:

Hahaha. Small dick man
Cry on 😭 nyamuri banza grin
I wonder how your chest beating would have been if Obi was not soundly defeated by Tinubu
Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:30am On Dec 02, 2023
phoneport:


Buroda mi kini o ti ṣẹlẹ, na watin Ibo do you now?
Let's live together, jowo.
But they have always been mocking & insulting Yorubas at any given opportunity
Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:29am On Dec 02, 2023
uniquetechng:
Funny enough he is half Igbo and half Yoruba.
So, if they ask you your tribe or ethnicity for school, you go tell them 'half Yoruba, half Igbo' ?
Does that make any sense to you?
Foreign Affairs / Re: New Israeli Airstrikes Killed At Least 32 People And Injured Dozen (Photo) by Uptheante(m): 8:58am On Dec 02, 2023
ictplotter:

Idiot, Israel is not the one killing armless Palestinians but Biden and United States. Without the weapons support from United States, Iran will wipe out Israel from the world map. The downfall of the satanic Israel and United is closer than u can imagine.
There was a time in the history of Israel as a nation when the United States weren't supplying them with weapons.
Why couldn't Iran wipe out Israel during that time? 🤔
Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 8:30am On Dec 02, 2023
No Igbo man has ever achieved this cheesy grin cheesy cool.
God bless the Yoruba nation

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Wife Wants Son's DNA Test Done In 3 Hospitals - Iyabo Ojo by Uptheante(m): 8:26am On Dec 02, 2023
firearcher:
Busybodies.

If Mohbad when alive did not demand for a DNA, why are other people carrying the matter for head? When family members don dey beef a wife, na immediately dem go accuse her of killing her husband if he dies untimely and call her children bastards.

At the end you go find out say na hatred and money and property matter dey the root
It's not a matter of being busybodies, we have conscience & we'll like to see justice done.
Let me educate you for free:
Every human being is ingrained with a light from God called conscience, irrespective of his religion or beliefs. That's what differentiates us from animals.
Conscience makes a human being to feel that something is wrong, it makes the human mind to naturally demand for justice.
That's why you see most pple standing up for oppressed orphans & the downtrodden, you see pple trying to stop a woman from killing her own kids even though they are not related to those kids, you see pple stopping a man from jumping off a bridge to kill himself even though they don't even know the man.

Animals don't have this light ingrained in them by God (conscience). That's why a dog or cat or pig won't care if you are killing millions, some animals can even eat each other.

When you decide to dim this light (conscience) given to you by God, that's when you begin to see nothing wrong in killing innocent pple, abortions, rape, adultery & paternity fraud as long as it doesn't concern you.
Pple like Hitler, Stalin & criminals like armed robbers, kidnappers, rapists, adulterous women, politicians who siphon our commonwealth, etc; have all dimmed their conscience. So are their supporters
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Wife Wants Son's DNA Test Done In 3 Hospitals - Iyabo Ojo by Uptheante(m): 7:57am On Dec 02, 2023
TheWinterBird:
I feel bad for this lady. They're just not letting her grieve in peace. So if it turns out he's the father afterall, will Mohbad's troublesome father (who wants the DNA done) apologize to her or pay her for all these pain and suffering he has been putting her through? She can sue him for these things, just so she knows.
Sue him for demanding to know the true paternity of his supposed grandson?
How stupid do y'all bitches reason!
Romance / Re: Please Nairalanders, I Need Your Help With This. by Uptheante(m): 2:45pm On Dec 01, 2023
LenaJon:
Please help me if you can. I would really appreciate it if you will.
Email me
Romance / Re: Please Nairalanders, I Need Your Help With This. by Uptheante(m): 1:07pm On Dec 01, 2023
Let's Bleep, I will pay you 60k.
I can add if you are sweet & can give me more styles
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Uptheante(m): 10:43am On Nov 30, 2023
OliverTwistJr:
Guys, please I need help, I don't know what to do right now

I'm a 300 level student in A federal university in Nigeria, I've never dated anyone before because I've been this guy that like book a lot

But during last semester, there is the babe near my house that has been showing interest in me, she do visit me a lot and spend the whole day with me, though I also have a crush on her but because she has a lot of guys with her, I did not bother with asking her out though she do use my things but I don't feel it at all because I have a business I'm running.

But early this week, she told me boldly that she has showed me every signs that she loves me for more than 5 months but I did not do anything. Then I told her that I noticed it but I can't do anything because she has a lot of guys already and I don't like girls like that. So the following day I asked her out but told her there is this particular guy that she is very close to, that I want her to choose among us. So she told me that he is just a friend.

For the past 3 days now, she has been lying to me and I know everything because my guys in her hostel do update me, even till this morning, the guy came to her house and slept overnight but she denied it. So I shocked her this morning and visit her and met the guy in her room only on briefs but she was accusing me and defending the guy in my presence.

After 30 minutes, she came to my place and started lying to me again that there is nothing, but I told her it is okay. But within me, I'm not feeling okay because this is the first time of loving a girl. She knew I am naive about anything relationship.

I will really appreciate advise because I've been simping too much. Within this months alone, I've given her more than 10k but she has never let me taste her food before.

Please I don't know what to do and how to handle her
Thank God your eyes don open now.
That guy is definitely fuccking her, same as most of the other guys you see her with.
She's more experienced than you, so a relationship with her will only open more ways for her to use you & manipulate you. You are still too naive & inexperienced about the ways of women.
Your 10k that you wasted on her is gone with the winds, probably the guys fuccking her also enjoyed part of your 10k grin
It will shock you to realize that those guys fuccking her, most probably have never done anything remarkable for her.
You were probably brought up with the erroneous mentality that treating women nicely & doing them favours is the right way to get into their heart, but reality is opposite

As for being a hard guy, you don't need to go into fighting, violence, smoking, hard drugs, cultism, etc just to get back at such a lady or even other women & show them you are a bad guy. You will only be doing more harm to yourself.
If you are relating with a woman, be very selfish.
If there's anything you are giving her, you must also be benefiting something reasonable from her. If not, don't agree.
Also pursue your dreams & take good care of yourself, your parents & family.
Finally, ignore this girl completely & don't reply any of her messages or pick her calls

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Family / Re: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Uptheante(m): 12:02am On Nov 30, 2023
DomPerignon:
Don't try it.


There is no way this can be used conclusively without mailing the test to a parent lab .

Mailing your DNA to these labs will only see you foolishly updating the ongoing DNA data gathering operation.

This is not a good thing .

The US is heavily investing in Bio-weapons and it's no secret that sites like 23andMe and AncestryDNA are US government operations operated by the Pentagon to gather as much genetic profiling of a given population.

They can develop viruses to target you specifically or a whole population.

With the advent of this DNA toolkit, you use your own money to provide the test kit and pay for the final DNA analysis which they get from you for free.

We know that there are at least one covet Bio-Safety labs in Nigeria run by the US government.

Don't be foolish to buy this kit and submit your DNA profile to them to use to develop an effective gene specific targeting bioweaapon.



If you are a woman saying this, I believe you are trying to discourage men from discovering your adulterous nature.
Your bid to discourage men from DNA test is an exercise in futility
Romance / Re: Should I Be Bothered About This Statement By my Girlfriend by Uptheante(m): 10:01am On Nov 29, 2023
Flows001:

grin grin
No worry I sabi do am, na wedding night I wan run am.
Na my gold she be oo, E hard me to find a lady like her with everything I prayed for, she come still add virginity jara on top of every good quality wey she get again smiley
Bro, you sure say this your babe still be virgin?
As in, do you check her hymen everyday to be sure she's still a virgin?
The reason why I dey talk like this be say she fit dey collect preeq everywhere, then come to pretend to you that she's still a virgin. On wedding night, she fit lie to you that she lost it through rape.
If you are very sure she's still a virgin, better marry her immediately & disvirgin her yourself before bad men cool come & deceive her & pound her kpekus mercilessly & leave you with leftover wide kpekus after all your patience & sacrifices for her.
If such happen, e go pain you so much grin
Never be so naive to trust any Nigerian girl

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Romance / Re: Should I Be Bothered About This Statement By my Girlfriend by Uptheante(m): 1:50am On Nov 29, 2023
Flows001:

Yes.

My 22 years old babe is one of them.

I personally confirm am, there are still decent ladies out there really..
How far my guy, make I disvirgin am for you
Romance / Re: Knowing, Not Knowing About The Past Of Your Wife/girlfriend Which One Is Better? by Uptheante(m): 4:47pm On Nov 28, 2023
Uncle96:
What we've done to Latifat and 130 other girls, thier husband better not know for mental health sake... even real x video porn wouldnt competite with us..

Bondage, outdoor, car, bush, quickies, oral cream*Pie, a*nl cream*Pie, hardcore, party, s*x in uniform, s*x while on call, double penetriasssshunnn wit toyyss. Omo e go far. I dont trust any decent looking girl smilling to be a good wife based on all this lol

All these with my Yoruba and igbo girls..
Hausa girls are off limits for you abi?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Review RECs Appointment – Ex-INEC Chairman, Jega by Uptheante(m): 8:24am On Nov 28, 2023
incandescentena:


Oba of Benin is presently in Lagos and he cleared the air reiterate it that Lagos state was discovered by Benins, in other words Lagos belongs to the Benins

Miscreants and urchins take note


You mean he's saying it right to their faces? 🤔
Romance / Re: How My Boss Tried To Discourage My Husband From Marrying Me – Helen Paul by Uptheante(m): 8:22am On Nov 28, 2023
PoliteActivist:


Nigerian lawyers and entire judicial system are even worse - totally corrupt. You can call them plaintiffs (plain thieves! cheesy)
They're a reflection of the typical Nigerian society

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