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Celebrities › Re: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by Uptownerd: 12:26pm On Dec 27, 2021
jrusky:
Hahahahaha bro you head dey dia. 2 big stout for you by 6pm today.
Thank you. I will be waiting
Celebrities › Re: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by Uptownerd: 11:43am On Dec 27, 2021
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funshow21:
werey reh ooh ..
Celebrities › Re: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by Uptownerd:
Hello, I'm Papi Water.




I also like to shine my teeth!


Modified: Please visit my signature to see Papi Water shine more teeth. grin

TV/Movies › Spiderman 3 Crosses $1billion At The Box Office Barely A Week After Release... by Uptownerd(op): 11:32am On Dec 27, 2021
Spiderman 3 Crosses $1Billion at the Box Office Barely a Week After Release, Battle at Lake Changjin Rakes $900m+

Marvel Comics and Disney owned Marvel Cinematic Universe latest debut, Spiderman: No Way Home has broken all box office release records this year after crossing the one billion dollar mark over the weekend.

The Covid-19 has hampered cinema going culture this year after the devastating effects the disease wreaked all over the world in 2020. The year 2021 has seen the release of various blockbusters like Wonder Woman 84, No Time to Die, F9: The Fast Saga, Godzilla v Kong, Venom: Let there be Carnage, Dune, Eternals, Black Widow, Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, and so many other great movies.

However, of all the big hits released this year, it's "The Battle at Lake Changjin" that came close to hitting the billion dollar mark, grossing $902,538,455 as at the time of this report.

But, apparently your favourite neighborhood friend is immune to the Covid-19 instigated low patronage at the cinemas. The third installment in the Tom Holland led Spiderman franchise apparently didn't disappoint just like the previous parts, defiling the disease to break the one billion dollar mark barely one week after its initial release on December 16, 2021.

As at the time of writing this report, Spiderman: No Way Home has a total worldwide gross of $1,054,431,855.

http://uptownerd.com/2021/12/27/spiderman-3-crosses-1b-at-box-office-a-week-after-release-battle-at-lake-changjin-rakes-900m/

Education › Re: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by Uptownerd(op): 11:28am On Dec 27, 2021
respect80:
grin
No be juju b dat?
Na you go tell us na grin
Education › Re: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by Uptownerd(op): 10:06am On Dec 27, 2021
respect80:
I can beat lion without its claws
The Dunning Krueger Effect fully in display. grin
Education › Re: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by Uptownerd(op): 8:04am On Dec 27, 2021
Joeyfizzo:
I want to wrestle a lion barefooted.
We are all rooting for you... Go Joe!!! grin
Romance › Man Uses Durex Condom To Recreate Marvel's Shang Chi "Ten Fiery Rings" Pose by Uptownerd(op): 8:01am On Dec 27, 2021
grin It's for Cosplay!

Crime › Re: meth: President Duterte Wiped Off Thousands Of Drug Lords In Philippines by Uptownerd(op): 7:13am On Dec 27, 2021
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Education › Re: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by Uptownerd(op): 5:44am On Dec 27, 2021
rex444:
Imagine say U dey Waka for bush come spot where king of the jungle dey chop him babe with that face and position up there ...wetin U go do
Waka pass. grin
Education › Re: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by Uptownerd(op): 11:33pm On Dec 26, 2021
rowland545:
Jessica nah lion...DAT girl wan use sex kill me...


But the guy way marry her GI enjoy shaa...d sex was fun....Jessi baby if ur reading this...u r good just want u to know dat
grin
Education › The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by Uptownerd(op): 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2021
Sex is primordial for most animals and cat family is not left out of this natural phenomenon. The sex life of a female Lion is not easy, especially when they are in heat.

According to animal biologists and some studies, female Lion’s can have sex up to twenty [20] times in a day with their male counterparts when they’re in their heat period. This may stretch to a couple of days in some species (Asiatic ones).

The Sex Life of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About

Literature › Re: IHEANACHO... Wrote This When I Was Bored (lol) by Uptownerd: 12:14pm On Dec 23, 2021
Nollywood is written all over your beautiful story. Try showing not telling... wink
Crime › Re: meth: President Duterte Wiped Off Thousands Of Drug Lords In Philippines by Uptownerd(op): 10:01am On Dec 21, 2021
elmodee7:
FLAT HEADS are in trouble.
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Celebrities › Angelina Jolie Once Tried To Murder Herself By Hiring A Hitman, But He... by Uptownerd(op): 9:52pm On Dec 20, 2021
Top Hollywood actor, Angelina Jolie once admitted there was a time she actually wanted to kill herself after developing suicidal thoughts. She is quoted as saying that she actually gave in to those thoughts and contacted a potential hitman to help her end her life.

According to the "Externals" star, she didn't want her close relatives to think they could have done something to prevent it, citing that a murder would have taken that guilt away.

http://uptownerd.com/2021/12/20/angelina-jolie-once-tried-to-murder-herself-by-hiring-a-hitman-but-something-else-happened/

Crime › Re: meth: President Duterte Wiped Off Thousands Of Drug Lords In Philippines by Uptownerd(op): 6:45pm On Dec 20, 2021
Kellibae:
Hmm wahala be like wetin again
grin
Literature › Re: Dear Nigerian Authors, Beware Of "Vanity Publishers" by Uptownerd(op): 3:46pm On Dec 20, 2021
Remember
Crime › meth: President Duterte Wiped Off Thousands Of Drug Lords In Philippines by Uptownerd(op): 3:21pm On Dec 20, 2021
If you are looking for a person who abhors and personally detests drugs, search no further than the current Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte.

Not one to be trifled with, Duterte declared an all out war on drugs upon assumption of the hallowed office and went in hard against drug lords. According to unofficial reports, thousands of Drug lords were killed during this epic hunt.

http://uptownerd.com/2021/12/20/president-duterte-wiped-off-thousands-of-drug-lords-in-philippines-because-of-mkpuru-mmiri/

Celebrities › Re: "Uptownerd" Founder & Artiste, Mickey Rova Graduates From Tenstrings Music by Uptownerd(op): 6:47am On Dec 19, 2021
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Celebrities › "Uptownerd" Founder & Artiste, Mickey Rova Graduates From Tenstrings Music by Uptownerd(op): 9:10pm On Dec 18, 2021
Tenstrings Music Institute held it's annual graduation ceremony today at the school's newly built facility in Lagos State. The ceremony saw the 2020/2021 set awarded their Diploma Certificates earned after completion of the school's regular courses during the respective academic year.

Among the graduands of the day is fast rising music producer, and owner of Uptownerd Publications, Mickey Rova. The occasion was also graced by a host of producers and performing artistes who graduated from the school.

Mickey Rova, who hails from Owerri, Imo State has been in the music business since 2017. The fast rising promised to take the Nigerian entertainment scene by storm as certified music producer, and to make a big impact in the Nigerian Music industry.

Mickey Rova is also the owner of Rova Beat$ Records.

https://uptownerd.com/2021/12/18/uptownerd-founder-and-music-producer-mickey-rova-graduates-from-tenstrings-music-institute/

TV/Movies › Harry Potter Star, Daniel Radcliffe Stars As Villain In New Movie 'the Lost City by Uptownerd(op): 10:01am On Dec 17, 2021
Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe stars as Villain in new Movie "The Lost City" Alongside Sandra Bullocks & Brad Pitt

Paramount Pictures is set to release a star studded picture with Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe making appearance as one of the movies major villains.

The movie is co-produced by Sandra Bullocks who stars alongside Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum (Magic Mike), and Da'Vine Joy Randolph.

The Major Plotline: What started out as a book tour for her novel soon metamorphosed into a mysterious adventure with damning consequences when an obsession leads to belief the contents of the book is real.

Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullocks joined the movie's cast in 2020 while Daniel Radcliffe and the rest joined this year, 2021. Filming was wrapped up in summer and the epic adventure is set to debut March 25, 2022 in Cinemas next year.

https://uptownerd.com/2021/12/17/harry-potter-star-daniel-radcliffe-stars-as-villain-in-new-movie-the-lost-city-alongside-sandra-bullocks-brad-pitt/

Celebrities › Re: “I Am Lucifer I Sit On My Throne, Bow And Worship Me” - Bisi Alimi by Uptownerd: 9:04am On Dec 17, 2021
isaiah4life:
The guy before me said it all. Flesh and blood did not reveal it to him.
And you were there when God set them?
Literature › Writing Should Be Abolished, It Is Mind Intrusion by Uptownerd(op): 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2021
If you are reading this, that means I have been able to penetrate the innermost part of you – your mind. By reading and processing what I have written right now, you concur with me that I have invaded your mind.

You can’t unread that, can you? At least you are getting the point now that every written piece in the universe is there to invade your thoughts. This pattern of thought invasion is unique because everything you make of what you read will only stay within. Read more at ==>

https://uptownerd.com/2021/12/16/writing-should-be-abolished-it-is-mind-intrusion/

Literature › Re: Dear Nigerian Authors, Beware Of "Vanity Publishers" by Uptownerd(op): 10:49am On Dec 16, 2021
Good morning
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi And Cristiano Ronaldo's Stats After 950 Career Games � by Uptownerd(op): 5:33pm On Dec 15, 2021
osato45:
The stats are equal to me
Really
Literature › Dear Nigerian Authors, Beware Of "Vanity Publishers" by Uptownerd(op): 5:30pm On Dec 15, 2021
So many new authors have an illusionary expectation about their newly written works. It is this big expectations that "Vanity Publishers" exploit to defraud unsuspecting authors. So you have finally written that best seller. But, it won't be a best seller if it doesn't get published right?

The joy of getting published may likely drive an unsuspecting author to the hands of Vanity Publishers who will tap into this zealousness to exploit them with bogus publishing contracts.

Knowing fully well that any potential author will be searching online for publishers that can publish their works, this Vanity Publishers will usually run expensive ads to make sure you see them in search engines. They're always open to "manuscript submissions" without agent.

Once you click on their ads, it takes you to another page where you will be required to submit your manuscript and other details. Soon after that, they will email you with a contract offer. But, their signature offer is that you have to pay to get published. They will sweeten the offer by telling you that you will get your refund after certain sales volume.

However, it's all lies. To them, you are the customer, not the potential readers or audience. They want to reap you off because they don't believe your work deserves their efforts. As a matter of fact, they don't care if your work is the next Harry Potter series. All they care about is for you to pay for them to publish you. They won't edit your work properly and won't bother with promotion and marketing of the work. However, they will promise you that they will do all these initially.

They masquerade under a modern publishing format "Hybrid Contracts" but be rest assured that they won't be doing anything for you if you don't pay an upfront fee for your work to be published.

As a matter of fact, no real publisher will require the author they are offering a publishing contract to pay them for their work to be published. The money moves from the publisher to the author, not the other way round. As for the marketing aspect, an author may be required to use available means to also market themselves online and offline, including showing up for mandatory book related functions. But, that's just about it. The money moves from publisher to author.

Don't fall for the scam called "Vanity Publishers" who are collectively known as the "Vanity Press". You are better off doing your independent publishing with online publishers like Amazon, OkadaBooks, Draft2Digital, etc.

http://uptownerd.com/2021/12/15/dear-nigerian-authors-beware-of-vanity-publishers/

Literature › Re: Write For Us (5 Slots Available) Only 2 Positions Left by Uptownerd(op): 2:59pm On Dec 14, 2021
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Romance › Re: Lady Says Being In A 'Toxic Relationship' Got Her Pains, Issues Stern Warning by Uptownerd: 2:49pm On Dec 14, 2021
Incase you didn't understand what she said fully, check out this cool article that simplified everything.

https://uptownerd.com/2021/07/20/are-you-still-in-an-unhappy-relationship-you-will-regret-it/
Celebrities › 2face, Wizkid And Other Top Nigerian Music Superstars Who Won The Lottery by Uptownerd(op): 4:38pm On Dec 13, 2021
The record label contract may be the biggest dream of most aspiring musicians, but it may not be totally juicy for the artist if the label is yet to recuperate from the expenses made on the artistes behalf.

Unsuspecting musicians may sign away their proprietary rights, making it difficult for them to properly reap the full benefits of their stardom. Although it is highly recommended for beginners to sign a contract after consultation with (and in the presence of) a legal professional, many hardly adhere. In the long run, the artistes may likely find themselves fighting to be free of the contract after realising what they signed away.

On the hand, there are those who learnt the lesson the hard way but eventually went independent, going on to sustain successful music careers as an indie artist.

http://uptownerd.com/2021/12/13/2face-wizkid-and-other-top-nigerian-music-superstars-who-won-the-lottery/

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi And Cristiano Ronaldo's Stats After 950 Career Games � by Uptownerd(op): 8:45am On Dec 10, 2021
paulolee:
nice stats....wen both are done, we go miss dt long insane rivary
Definitely...
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi And Cristiano Ronaldo's Stats After 950 Career Games � by Uptownerd(op): 6:34pm On Dec 09, 2021
OluwaJohn77:
Choose your GOAT wisely
grin
Sports › Lionel Messi And Cristiano Ronaldo's Stats After 950 Career Games � by Uptownerd(op): 2:46pm On Dec 09, 2021
The Statistics don't lie.

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