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I cant wait to get this phone o

How long have you been waiting?

pls wat do I need to do. Help a brother�

how to check your admission status on caps
https://undergragra..com/2018/10/how-to-check-if-youve-been-admitted-on.html

People my blog is just one month old today, I want you guys to help me rate it and advise me on what I can do to improve it pls. Thanks
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Been fflwng this thread for some time now.Its time to get it,!
How long Will it take to receive it
Is there any jumia agent that can help me order it?

Gmajor:
Why do you say so?
I actually thought it was good.
The only think I don't like is that there are too many speedsters on the show. Wally should go back to wherever he came from.


But wait oh. There is something about this throw that I don't understand. When Nora distracted Barry and he got hit by the meta human. Why didn't he just run after him. It's not like the meta human guy has super speed. Even if he was in a vehicle, the flash is still fast enough to run round to block to cover all the tentative directions he may take.

Thats why its a show, dont stress yourself

LAUTECH Resumption date for the 2018/2019 academic sesison has been announced. Notice is hereby given to all staff and students that the resumption date for the Harmattan Semester of the 2018/2019 Academic Session has been fixed for Monday, October 29, 2018.

All students are, therefore, enjoined to take note of the date and make preparation to complete their registration in due course.

Best of luck





Signed
https://undergragra..com/2018/10/lautech-resumes-20182019-academic.html

J. A. Agboola

Registrar

I tell you, everytime I come to Nairaland , i get scared abt how bleeped up this world is

GrowUpBoys:
Regardless of your reason, it's a universal rule required of you by your creator, don't listen to any man or woman telling you can fornicate. Despite the twisted and bad advices here and there, do it for God and yourself. Regardless of the sinfulness of this world and the jealous advices here and there, value your virginity, it's your personal pride. Mentally, physically etc Don't wait for the right guy, wait for your right husband, only he should touch you forever... It's a blessing. And vice versa, not all men are stupid to loose theirs before their wedding night. Such are the real MVPs. You are on the right path, learn how to recognize a jealous advice deguised as a feigned mockery from a regretful heart. Do you, be you and stand out from the Yeye crowd. #wolves in nairaland and here and there.

we're living in a broken world. Alexaonfleek its very possible. Im 19+ never even asked a girl out or anything close to that,got a bright future and no shit can stop that.

Students of the federal university oye ekiti have started receiving admission and it is gradually been uupdated on the school's portal. So we can say the admission list is out but not fully out.
If youve not been admitted, pls keep checking the school's portal,ur email and of course your jamb caps. click on this if you dont know how to check caps https://undergragra..com/2018/10/how-to-check-if-youve-been-admitted-on.html









So I say congratulations to those who have received admission.

“Not everyone will be admitted”, I heard this phrase first coming from the lips of one of my favorite teachers back in secondary school. Mr. Famzy as we always called him came to the class that day to give us a piece of advice (SS3 students). I sincerely felt like slapping him that day, but now I understand.
Now I want to frankly tell you “Not everyone will be admitted”, you may be pissed off right now, but the truth is bitter. Look you may end up getting an unwanted course, see although Jamb can destroy your dreams, it also leads some people on the right path. If you are even given a totally stupid course, why don’t you enter first then write Jamb from school, see parents ranting can lead you to depression or suicide.
If your school’s admission list isn’t out yet or if your school’s has started releasing list, you have to pray and use any connection possible , check this link for that https://undergragra..com/2018/09/what-you-must-do-to-get-admitted-into.html
You must get married to Caps, if you don’t know how to go about https://undergragra..com/2018/10/how-to-check-if-youve-been-admitted-on.html
If you don’t get admitted, don’t give up! Keep on trying!
You can also read how to pass jamb with ease https://undergragra..com/2018/09/how-to-pass-jamb-2019-10-easy-steps.html

UNIVERSITIES WITH FINEST LADIES IN NIGERIA


10. OAU/UI. – These two schools are known to be filled up with nerds and geniuses... If you are preparing for Jamb and you are at a jamb centre. If you see a beautiful lady reading, she is either going to UI OR OAU.


9. Abu Zaria. - Ahmadu Bello University is like the best university in the north, if you are looking for extremely beautiful Fulani or Hausa ladies, Abu Zaria is where you can find them.

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8.University of Portharcourt- Are you looking for beautiful ladies why not go to Uniport and you’ll be glad you did, just ensure you are rich sha, or else they’ll finish you.


7. University of Abuja- If you are looking for the biggest girls in the country you’ll find them in the University of Abuja. Probably because the schools is located in the federal capital territory, Uniabuja houses beautiful ladies.


6.Noun- There are several National Open Universities (NOUN) scattered all over the country but one thing is sure, they house beautiful and mature ladies.
5.Uniben- University of Benin! Is one solid school housing different kind of ladies, since the school is located in Benin , o boy u go see warri babes’ wella.

4. Unilag- Everyone wants to go to Lagos because it’s the centre of everything Nigeria, if you have never been to Lagos then you aren’t in Nigeria and the school is filled with mad babes, the few jeje gals that gain admission feel like clowns.


3 CU- Covenant University is like the dopest private universities, it beats schools like abuad, Bowen, Babcock, run etc. The other schools listed have beautiful ladies too, infact they’ll beat most of the universities on this list. CU the home of rich and beautiful babes.


2. Lasu- Lagos State University has beautiful ladies infact majority of our beautiful celebrities (ladies) finished from that school


1. Imsu- This school ehn! Lemme nor talk…. If you reach this school you’ll think you are in heaven, why? Angels everywhere ……… Igbo girls are the most beautiful in Nigeria, you can bite my head (I’m a Yoruba guy).

You can view pictures through that link
https://undergragra..com/2018/10/universities-with-finest-ladies-in.html

Are you confused , you don't know how to check ur admission status on caps, why not click on this link https://undergragra..com/2018/10/how-to-check-if-youve-been-admitted-on.html
It has pictures, but the pic couldn't load that's why Im sending the link

NLC STRIKE BEGINS, ASUU THREATHENS TO JOIN

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The Academic staff union of universities(ASUU) of some universities have joined the ongoing nationwide strike. Check to see if your school is among https://undergragra..com/2018/09/nlc-strike-begins-ASUU-threathens-to.html

Really tempting! How do I get it?

Pleas how can I cancel an order on jumia

cypher01:
Enjoy your order bro l, cos I am ditching mine soon

I just hope I'm nt going to regret the leagoo m9 I just ordered

cypher01:
Aside that restarting ish, which I think they might fix later, the phone is quite cool, of and only if you have stable light down there.
For me I will rate the phone based on the price 8/10

Modified

Uhmm

Don't think I am a tecno /infinix marketer(i don't really love this craps)
I am really tired of this device, I though some of the series are quite negligible, but it seems they are really getting out of hand.

I was using the phone yesterday morning and I saw a quick swift(backward) in my 3g network speed, I checked speedtest.net and I was so angry when I saw 0.03mbs and inserting the same SIM into another phone then thing moved to 1.5mbs

Endnotes

Imagine a phone shutting down at 4%

Rating:5/10

Dude y na, I have ordered it already!

Now I'm getting scared, cos I just ordered it. Hope I won't regret it

TDBuster:
Pls did any1 knw d price of both the 3g and 4g recently

25 to 40k

Is this phone worth it? Cos I'm abt to order it

Pls can this phone play dream league?

??I remember when 'science student' just came out in January or so, every one was screaming science student!.... I was like thank God Olamide don sing reasonable song.... I regretted downloading it, I deleted It immediately! Trash! He was clearly promoting hard drug and drug abuse....
There was a time when my mom was sick, after she was discharged the doctor told my dad to get tramadol for her... when they got home , my mom reminded my dad to get the tramadol... immediately I heard I was shocked but I kept quiet... some minutes later my dad came back home.. he said they couldn't sell it..why? Because of some idiots abusing it and some fools like olamide promoting it.... my dad had to go back to the doctor to collect prescription .
Like I don't understand how people thnk, you think about having fun now and you forget about tomorrow..but you fail to realize tomorrow is now.....this things have side effect, tramadol,sensimilla,codeine,cannabis,shisha e.t.c..primary school even secondary school they thought about drug abuse, the dangers and side effects! Is something wrong with you.
Abeg is it sweet? Cos I don't just understand.
Call olamide for me he can't spit english for long without saying rubbish, when he is drunk almost everytime..codeine for cough you turned it to something else.... they said smokers are liable to die young, they said drinking will affect your liver and kidney..but you won't hear.... now if I say they are following you from your village, you will think I'm mad... I was opportuned to talk with a man who works in the rehabilation centre.. he said after a drug addict is being admitted, they put them in chains, after about a week they begin to manifest like they are posessed by demons, some even begin to vomit foam
Addiction generally is bad.. but drug addiction is something else
#Say no to drug abuse
Ace cares

My message to Nigerians
At a time when the country was in disarray,
At a time when the mosques and churches could no longer pray,
It was so clear and glaring that we needed a saviour,
We were tired of political lies and we were ready to choose even if it was a small boy
Then our saviour came, he was a seventy two year old man
There was a ray of hope and we trusted him more than a pope
His name 'Muhammadu Buhari'
We didn't know we will soon see 'Ohun ti o ju ori ri'(what our eyes have never seen)
Sycophants arose and we had political debates,
But at the end we joined him to celebrate,
We screamed "sai baba!" not knowing we will soon cry "haba!".
He gave us promises which we believed like the Devil does and many are deceived
He bacame our Jesus only to dissapoint us like Satan
He entered the office and started travelling round the world
I was wondering... what was his plan?
Only to hear that he was sick and had to travel abroad
He wasted money and resources and and came back, we thought he was okay
Only to hear that he was down and had to go back to the UK
He came back and was chased out of his office by rats
Biafrans came up and the president brought them down
Fulani herdsmen kill people everyday and the president acts like a formatted memory card
It seems he is been controlled like a game pad
The so called giant of Africa suffering like the ant
The president is stopping importation without any innovation
At times I feel Naija should be removed from the world map
It is a pity many still don't grab
Many don't know, Nigeria has moved from developing country to not developing country
Yet some people will say "why are you in a hurry?
The country was in crisis yet we could comfortably buy rice and other things
But now the country is in turmoil when we can no longer by oil
Fuel was 87 naira now it's 145 naira (No one knows tomorrow)
Everything is so scary like we've been locked up in the lion's den
When there is no light and no fuel to switch on gen
There is always light at the end of the tunnel
And I know Nigeria will be great again and the news will be on Channels
But
We have to do the right thing
We have few months to twenty nineteen
Come out and vote wisely
God bless Nigeria
From a Patriotic Nigerian
Ace

Happy Independence day Nigeria
Now it's time for celebration, Seriously! are we meant to celebrate? or have a rethink?, if at 57 a person still crawls, thinks like a 3 year old kid, I think it's nt time to celebrate but a time to wake up.Its never too late.
Are we Independent as a nation?
Let me give u a dictionary definition for the word 'independence', it means the state or quality of being independent,freedom from dependence;exemption from reliance on or control by others,direction of one's affairs without interference'.
Is the definition above applicable to Nigeria?
We still take advise from our colonial masters at 57!,we still depend on other countries for cars,phones,rice! even refined crude oil!! Haba!
We keep saying in those days,economy was good, groundnut pyramid bla bla bla.That is what I call(Long gist).Are we moving forward or backward? It is better if we had been stagnant cos we are moving backward and we feel we are moving,if we were stagnant maybe we would've known something was wrong.
Several years after our so called independence our highest court was still in London and for many years our leaders still received orders from the queen.
One of the worst days in the history of Nigeria was the discovery of crude oil on Sunday,January 15 1956. We shifted our focus to crude oil, we forgot agriculture, we forgot our source, we forgot the meaning of the green colour on the Nigerian flag.
In 1974 IMF(International Monetary Fund) borrowed money from Nigeria,now in 2017 we have borrowed money so much that the country had to leave about 90 international organisations
One of the worst decisions Nigerians made was when we voted in the presumed saviour who promised to fight corruption.But he has done nothing reasonable,almost every organisation as gone on strike,the country is now more divided than it as ever been.We stop importation without any innovation,is that wisdom?.Proverbs 29 vs 2 "When the righteous are in authority the people rejoice but when the wicked beareth rule the people mourn".Every country is corrupt, Infact the world is corrupt,the developed countries of the world, would you say they are void of corruption?We now live in the world where lies are preferred to the truth cos the truth is bitter and it is high time we realised that.
Our country is blessed with human and natural resources but our leaders are self centred and greedy. They make promises they know they can't keep and they keep playing us year in, year out.
But I would like to point out two main issues in Nigeria,religion and tribalism. Nigerians put religion on their heads and they act foolishly, they fight against each other because of a religion, your pastor or imam controls you so much that you no longer think straight.We have forgotten the meaning of the white colour on the Nigerian flag.The most painful thing is that,we put religion on our head and we still commit grievous sins,the level of hypocrisy in Nigeria is quite appalling.Proverbs 14 vs 34"Righteousness exalts a nation;but sin is a reproach to any people".Developed countries of the world don't put religion on their heads. The third world countries are the countries putting religion on their heads, go and find out.You fold your hands and say one day Nigeria will be great, excuse me, will God come down from heaven?Or do you think you'll wake up one morning and every thing would have changed. He is going to use people,it could be you or I.
We travel overseas we suffer racism,xenophobia we come back home to suffer racism,nepotism. Haaa!.What makes you think your tribe is better? Only love can keep us, we've forgotten our motto"unity and faith, peace and progress".We've got a lot to do as a country.
We need to stop depending on government, few weeks ago I was discussing with a friend and he said"if I have an opportunity to leave Nigeria,i will leave and never come back,what has the country given you?". Then I realised something, we need to give to the country without expecting something in return,America wasn't built in a day, the government didn't build America, America was built by men with like minds and men who had the passion for their country.
I write this because I know, millions of naira will be wasted in Aso rock again this year for the so called celebration.I know Nigerians can rise up and do the needed.
#From a patriotic Nigerian
#Happy 57th Independence day
#God bless Nigeria

Happy Independence day Nigeria
Now it's time for celebration, Seriously! are we meant to celebrate? or have a rethink?, if at 57 a person still crawls, thinks like a 3 year old kid, I think it's nt time to celebrate but a time to wake up.Its never too late.
Are we Independent as a nation?
Let me give u a dictionary definition for the word 'independence', it means the state or quality of being independent,freedom from dependence;exemption from reliance on or control by others,direction of one's affairs without interference'.
Is the definition above applicable to Nigeria?
We still take advise from our colonial masters at 57!,we still depend on other countries for cars,phones,rice! even refined crude oil!! Haba!
We keep saying in those days,economy was good, groundnut pyramid bla bla bla.That is what I call(Long gist).Are we moving forward or backward? It is better if we had been stagnant cos we are moving backward and we feel we are moving,if we were stagnant maybe we would've known something was wrong.
Several years after our so called independence our highest court was still in London and for many years our leaders still received orders from the queen.
One of the worst days in the history of Nigeria was the discovery of crude oil on Sunday,January 15 1956. We shifted our focus to crude oil, we forgot agriculture, we forgot our source, we forgot the meaning of the green colour on the Nigerian flag.
In 1974 IMF(International Monetary Fund) borrowed money from Nigeria,now in 2017 we have borrowed money so much that the country had to leave about 90 international organisations
One of the worst decisions Nigerians made was when we voted in the presumed saviour who promised to fight corruption.But he has done nothing reasonable,almost every organisation as gone on strike,the country is now more divided than it as ever been.We stop importation without any innovation,is that wisdom?.Proverbs 29 vs 2 "When the righteous are in authority the people rejoice but when the wicked beareth rule the people mourn".Every country is corrupt, Infact the world is corrupt,the developed countries of the world, would you say they are void of corruption?We now live in the world where lies are preferred to the truth cos the truth is bitter and it is high time we realised that.
Our country is blessed with human and natural resources but our leaders are self centred and greedy. They make promises they know they can't keep and they keep playing us year in, year out.
But I would like to point out two main issues in Nigeria,religion and tribalism. Nigerians put religion on their heads and they act foolishly, they fight against each other because of a religion, your pastor or imam controls you so much that you no longer think straight.We have forgotten the meaning of the white colour on the Nigerian flag.The most painful thing is that,we put religion on our head and we still commit grievous sins,the level of hypocrisy in Nigeria is quite appalling.Proverbs 14 vs 34"Righteousness exalts a nation;but sin is a reproach to any people".Developed countries of the world don't put religion on their heads. The third world countries are the countries putting religion on their heads, go and find out.You fold your hands and say one day Nigeria will be great, excuse me, will God come down from heaven?Or do you think you'll wake up one morning and every thing would have changed. He is going to use people,it could be you or I.
We travel overseas we suffer racism,xenophobia we come back home to suffer racism,nepotism. Haaa!.What makes you think your tribe is better? Only love can keep us, we've forgotten our motto"unity and faith, peace and progress".We've got a lot to do as a country.
We need to stop depending on government, few weeks ago I was discussing with a friend and he said"if I have an opportunity to leave Nigeria,i will leave and never come back,what has the country given you?". Then I realised something, we need to give to the country without expecting something in return,America wasn't built in a day, the government didn't build America, America was built by men with like minds and men who had the passion for their country.
I write this because I know, millions of naira will be wasted in Aso rock again this year for the so called celebration.I know Nigerians can rise up and do the needed.
#From a patriotic Nigerian
#Happy 57th Independence day
#God bless Nigeria

IPOB didn't lie na, you are the one lieing calling them terrorists. What should we call BKH

Dat man should be castrated