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iamJ:
nairaland isn't the most visited site in Nigeria


It's not number 5 in the world


It's not top 30 in the world self

I think its 7th in Nigeria, 99th in the world or so...not so sure

jiggaz:
That series is very good... At first, i didn't want to download it cos i don't watch high school series or movies anymore.. But thank God i did!!! The series is amazing and i love the storyline. It's mature in nature. Can't wait for next week to download Season 2 Episode 3..

Finally I've seen another person watching the show.

Thickmatchcom:
Bella Hadid has been named as the most beautiful woman in the world, according to the ‘Golden Ratio of Beauty’.

The 23-year-old was found to be a 94 per cent match to the ratio, a mathematical equation known as Beauty Phi devised by the ancient Greeks.

In second place was Beyoncé was who was a 92.44 per cent match, and taking third place was Amber Heard with 91.85 per cent.

Ariana Grande came in 4th place with 91.81% and Taylor Swift round up the top 5 with 91.64%. The overall top 10 most beautiful women according to the Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi included: .Kate Moss (91.05%); Scarlett Johansson (90.91%); Natalie Portman (90.51%); Katy Perry (90.08%); and Cara Delevingne (89.99%).

They calculated the perfect face shape, including the size and position of the lips, nose, chin and jawline with Bella’s features most closely matching the ideal ratio. The top ten list was compiled by a Harley Street clinic surgeon, Dr Julian De Silva, who used digital facial mapping to see how modern celebs matched up.

Bella came out on top with a 94.35 per cent match, although her sister, fellow supermodel Gigi Hadid, 24, failed to make the top ten.

“Bella Hadid was the clear winner when all elements of the face were measured for physical perfection. She had the highest overall reading for her chin which, with a score of 99.7%, is only 0.3% away from being the perfect shape.

Bella also came second behind Scarlett Johansson for the positioning of her eyes. Beyoncé ran her a close second, scoring the highest marks for the shape of her face (99.6%) and getting very high scores for her eyes, brow area and lips,” Dr. De Silva said.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10139459/bella-hadid-most-beautiful-woman-world-beauty-phi-face-perfect/amp/

Adesua fine pass this one na.

Ogikky:
Saluti,

Sorry for not replying in time.

I was responding to Audit requests from my other channels as I carry out the SEO audits on a first-come, first-served basis.

Here are your results:

Your site score = 55/100
URL is optimal (11 characters)
Title tag is optimal (Great)
Meta description = Great, 120 characters
Not all of your images have the ALT attributes
In-page links is good
Headings (H1 tags) is great
No broken links
Robots.txt is present = great
XML sitemap is present = great
Schema markup detected.
On-page seo score= 85/100
Mobile friendly and responsiveness = Great
Mobile viewport configured= Great
URL resolve: All versions of your page point to the same URL. 301 redirects present.
Custom 404 present = Great
Google Analytics present and Google search console was not found
Referring domains = 1
Backlinks score = very poor (You need to build Backlinks, do guest blogging on other relevant authority sites and tell them to link back to you. Also allow guest blogging on your site too)
Great your website has a favicon
Your PageSpeed score is 63% (site fully loads in 4.3secs), You will need to leverage browser caching and CDN.
SSL secure = present (Great), but watch this, it expires in a month's time.
Social media engagement = negligible (Increase engagement on social media)
Organic monthly traffic = 5
Organic keywords = 149
Great facebook page was found and linked
No Twitter or Instagram handle was found nor linked
Traffic estimations = very low (negligible)
Traffic Rank = Too low to be estimated

Other Technical SEO Content issues:
62 pages with no meta description
120 pages with a poorly formatted URL for SEO
98 pages with a <title> tag that is too long

Keep up the good work, Bro, though you need to still work on the identified issues. You need to work on increasing traffic to your website. This can be achieved by ranking on the search results first page for your organic keywords.




Cheers!

Thanks boss!

12:02

What happened exactly?

Ogikky:
Website Audit, What For?


Most website owners assume that after the web designer has finished designing their website; case closed. *Okpari*

They go to sleep, after all, I have a website now.

Unknown to you, your website can develop issues over time.

Issues that crop up might be from new and recent changes in technology or from usage.

Blogging, companies and business sites can develop issues that hurt search traffic.

Making sure that your website is well functional is a big part of your overall online marketing strategy.

Your website is your digital real estate. You have to keep it in shape.

Of what use is having a physical store or shop that nobody (customers) visits and make purchase from.

That shop will definitely close down.

The essence of carrying out a site audit is to determine how well positioned your site is, for organic traffic from Google and other search engines.

Search (organic) traffic is the best form of free traffic.

Of course, you can use paid ads (facebook, Instagram, Twitter, nairaland, display and ppc ads, etc)

But, what do you fall back on when you've finished your ad budget?

This is why you need to have your site audited from the SEO (search engine optimization) perspective.

Let me help you carry out a diagnostic audit for your site.

Drop your website link and I'll revert with issues that are affecting your site health and hurting your rankings in search engine results.

These issues when discovered and fixed will boost your search results rankings for your primary and secondary keywords.

You can't fix what you don't know to be faulty.

Quickly drop your link. Stop your site from leaking traffic.

Remember it's free of charge.

Most SEO experts will charge you a minimum of #75k and upwards.

But, I'm doing it FREE if you drop your site link here.

This last quarter of the year, Oluwa must favor You, me and everyone of us.

You can privately reach out to me via

https:///2zeiXqJ

Pls help me review my blog. www.undergragra.com.ng

You've probably never heard of www.undergragra.com.ng
Connecting Nigerian Undergraduates

Pls help me review my blog. www.undergragra.com.ng

kowasco:
Please am begging I want to start a blog and I really need help I really need explanations I want to know many things like how to create blog write articles seo and others I need someone to train me @blogging scope are u gonna help me sir please or any other person please

When do you want to start?

pascalexmond:
I have a girlfriend of two years and since we have been dating,I ve been the one taking care of her.

Since we started dating,she has never bought me a gift or spent a kobo on me but I ve been the one buying the gifts, such as phones,clothings,shoes,give her money to make her hair and run other expenses too.

Even when she wants to go out with her friends for a sit out,she demands for money for entertainment,like #5-10k which I oblige her.

Infact,I ve been d one doing all d spending,which I know most guys will never do for 9ja babe as it seem to be magarism.

Just that I like to take care of my woman.

But,I have one big problem with this my girlfriend which is escalating by d day.

Since,I am not d type who is used to moving around with cash,there few times when we re out and we need to buy drinks,snacks, fruits or something for mostly herself & myself rarely,that I ask her for cash within d range of #1-5k.

In a day or two,she will calculate all d monies she spent,including as little as #100-500,asking me to refund her.

She has been doing this in d last two years and it is getting worse and it irritates me and I don't want to confront her to avoid a quarrel,but it still shocks me that she could be so inconsiderate.

Infact,whenever she goes out with my car with fuel in it,she will cruise around town with d car till d fuel guage is on red and don't bother to even buy fuel of #1k.

There was a day d car went off in d middle of d road after she consumed fuel of #5k.

Most times if she exhaust fuel of #3-5k and I ask her to kindly buy #1-2k to top it,she will insist and torment my life until I return d #1-2k to her.

Last Sunday,we went to a resort and I was short of #1,300 of d cash with me to pay d bill of #5,300 as their pos was having network issues and I asked her for d #1,300.

Till this moment,she is asking for the refund of #1,300.,Habaaa!!!!

This is a girl I support with #50k upkeep every month.

My brothers and sisters,this is a girl of 25 I want to marry

I ve just been thinking if her type can make a good wife or even stand by me If in marriage I go broke.

Even to cook is a challenge.

Always a champion of Cold Stone,Kilimanjaro,Tantalizer and so on that she takes pleasure in displaying on her WhatsApp status for d whole world to know what she eats.

And not that she is from a rich home.
They are just managing to survive in their family but she is always running an Audio life on social media with an iPhone x I bought for her.

I am just tired and confused b'cos I love her.

What do I do?

Smh, dude I think you know what to do youre just scared to do it. Break up with her, youll be glad you did.

Am I the only one watching All American?

Dropping out of school wont make you a billioniare

Really?
Do you the dropouts who are nobodies are more than the billoniares you think you know. Its now about going to school , cos many went to school but only few were eduacted! Education is light !

Love is an illusion!

Fuoye na scam before now. Nonsense people decided to increase the fees cos we are on strike

Write jamb again and apply for your dream course. If you gain admission, leave immediately.
Whats the point studying a course you don't have passion for?

Review pls. www.undergragra.com.ng

U have to do it fast cos admission will soon close

*Important information to admitted fuoye students(Edited)*
Hello Freshers! How are y'all doing?
Well I'm just here to give you a few tips on the kind of documents you'll be needing for now and steps you need to take after gaining admission.
If you can follow these steps , your registration will be easy trust me.
The moment you gain admission,pls accept it . Then the payments begin
1. You pay the clearance fee #10,000 pls print it out, an original and 3 photo copies
2. Pay the Acceptance fee #40,000 pls print this out too . An original, 3 photo copies as well
Pls note: You'll submit one original and two photocopies ,the last one is yours.
3. Print out your Jamb Admission Letter. You have to pay #1,000 for that , pls get 3 photocopies too
4. Print out your Jamb Original Result(for utme candidates only) You pay 1k and photocopy too
5. I almost forgot, pls print out the school's admission letter, Original and 3 photocopies
6. On the admission portal you'll see the guarantors letter ,pls give this to any clergy or chief, someone respected sha,let them sign and stamp it . After photocopy as usual
7. On the admission portal you'll also see Attestation letter ,print it out and give to your parent or guardian. Let them sign on it . Photocopy again as usual
8. Now this one is crazy, the school doesn't want to admit a criminal, so you have to get a court affidavit of good conduct . ! Make sure it's a federal high court!
The price should be around #1500 at most. Get that done and photocopy as usual
9. Ask your parents for your birth certificate, get the original and photocopy again
10. Ask your parents for your certificate of origin , get the original and photocopy
11. Pls get at least 40 passport photographs. Pls don't ask me why? You'll need it!
I'll edit this if I forgot any
���Looks stressful right? You've not started yet!
Now sit and relax....The school will announce the date for other registrations,
. The medicals - To start with you have to pay #5,000 only , then you can proceed, x-ray,blood and urine test....(This is probably the most stressful part of your registration.
Also around this time you'll have to scan your documents , pls don't do things without asking for steps o! So you don't make bloody mistakes
Also around this time, youll have to start paying school fees, stamping at admin office�� Omo I'm just remembering those days sha ...
Any other information, I'll try my best to update you guys
For students who want to stay on campus ,the earlier the better and for you to apply to stay in the school hostel you must have finished paying your school fees. Hostel Fee for now isnt more than #50,000
For students who want to stay on campus you can contact me
Aspirants I'm cooking a post for you guys. I understand what it means to be an aspirant�
*Free advice to you guys don't stop checking caps!*
You can contact me on +234 9019531874. (pls no calls after 1am but you can mesage me on whatsapp)
Ace cares
©Undergrara

*Important information to admitted fuoye students(Edited)*
Hello Freshers! How are y'all doing?
Well I'm just here to give you a few tips on the kind of documents you'll be needing for now and steps you need to take after gaining admission.
If you can follow these steps , your registration will be easy trust me.
The moment you gain admission,pls accept it . Then the payments begin
1. You pay the clearance fee #10,000 pls print it out, an original and 3 photo copies
2. Pay the Acceptance fee #40,000 pls print this out too . An original, 3 photo copies as well
Pls note: You'll submit one original and two photocopies ,the last one is yours.
3. Print out your Jamb Admission Letter. You have to pay #1,000 for that , pls get 3 photocopies too
4. Print out your Jamb Original Result(for utme candidates only) You pay 1k and photocopy too
5. I almost forgot, pls print out the school's admission letter, Original and 3 photocopies
6. On the admission portal you'll see the guarantors letter ,pls give this to any clergy or chief, someone respected sha,let them sign and stamp it . After photocopy as usual
7. On the admission portal you'll also see Attestation letter ,print it out and give to your parent or guardian. Let them sign on it . Photocopy again as usual
8. Now this one is crazy, the school doesn't want to admit a criminal, so you have to get a court affidavit of good conduct . ! Make sure it's a federal high court!
The price should be around #1500 at most. Get that done and photocopy as usual
9. Ask your parents for your birth certificate, get the original and photocopy again
10. Ask your parents for your certificate of origin , get the original and photocopy
11. Pls get at least 40 passport photographs. Pls don't ask me why? You'll need it!
I'll edit this if I forgot any
���Looks stressful right? You've not started yet!
Now sit and relax....The school will announce the date for other registrations,
. The medicals - To start with you have to pay #5,000 only , then you can proceed, x-ray,blood and urine test....(This is probably the most stressful part of your registration.
Also around this time you'll have to scan your documents , pls don't do things without asking for steps o! So you don't make bloody mistakes
Also around this time, youll have to start paying school fees, stamping at admin office�� Omo I'm just remembering those days sha ...
Any other information, I'll try my best to update you guys
For students who want to stay on campus ,the earlier the better and for you to apply to stay in the school hostel you must have finished paying your school fees. Hostel Fee for now isnt more than #50,000
For students who want to stay on campus you can contact me
Aspirants I'm cooking a post for you guys. I understand what it means to be an aspirant�
*Free advice to you guys don't stop checking caps!*
You can contact me on +234 9019531874. (pls no calls after 1am but you can mesage me on whatsapp)
Ace cares
©Undergrara

Iliyasdass:
For hard copies??

Scan them to soft copy and save it on google drive

Etteanna:
Hi good day guys hope you can help me I made a mistake on my fuoye
Portal and now I can access admission status says I don't meet admission requirements how can I upload back my results. Any help is highly appreciated

You have to call ICT centre o! But they opened the portal recently na

Use a cloud storage

AssistntBoyfrnd:
Who else noticed Nigeria currency was used in money heist opening theme.

I didnt notice b4 sha

Important information to Fuoye admitted students
Good evening, how was your day?
Well I'm just here to give you a few tips on the kind of documents you'll be needing for now and steps you need to take after gaining admission.
The moment you gain admission,pls accept it . Then the payments begin
1. You pay the clearance fee #10,000 pls print it out, an original and 3 photo copies
2. Pay the Acceptance fee #40,000 pls print this out too . An original, 3 photo copies as well
Pls note: You'll submit one original and two photocopies ,the last one is yours.
3. Print out your Jamb Admission Letter. You have to pay #1,000 for that , pls get 3 photocopies too
4. Print out your Jamb Original Result(for utme candidates only) You pay 1k and photocopy too
5. I almost forgot, pls print out the school's admission letter, Original and 3 photocopies
6. On the admission portal you'll see the guarantors letter ,pls give this to any clergy or chief, someone respected sha,let them sign and stamp it . After photocopy as usual
7. On the admission portal you'll also see Attestation letter ,print it out and give to your parent or guardian. Let them sign on it . Photocopy again as usual
8. Now this one is crazy, the school doesn't want to admit a criminal, so you have to get a court affidavit of good conduct . ! Make sure it's a federal high court!
The price should be around #1500 at most. Get that done and photocopy as usual
9. Ask your parents for your birth certificate, get the original and photocopy again
10. Ask your parents for your certificate of origin , get the original and photocopy
I'll edit this if I forgot any
���Looks stressful right? You've not started yet!
Now sit and relax....The school will announce the date for other registrations,
. The medicals - To stat with you have to pay #5,000 only , then you can proceed, x-ray,blood and urine test....(This is probably the most stressful part of your registration.
Around this time you'll have to scan your documents.Ask questions pls

Cool

I'm sure the thieves have watched "Money Heist"

What happened exactly?

I heard this news this morning and it sounded funny until we realised the Pta(PLA - Parent Lecturer Association) meeting had a genuine reason. It has to do with the last occurrence that led to the death of two students, Joseph Icon and Dada Kenny. May their gentle souls rest in perfect peace.
These deaths will never be forgotten.
The Management of the Federal University Oye Ekiti has therefore decided to have a meeting with the parents , to discuss this issue.
The meeting is to hold on the 1st of October 2019

Some parents have received this mesage, while many are yet to.

This post will be updated as we find more information shortly.

More updates on https://www.undergragra.com.ng/2019/09/fuoye-to-organise-pta-meeting.html?m=1

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