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clevvermind:
I don't think Buhari can go two times.

Can he even raise his leg..
Lol

Nitah1:
Suffer not a witch to live...
Isreal is the birth place of jesus but they don't take a shiit from anyone....in Nigeria we keep saying bless not curse,God will fight for us...
The bible say we should be wise.

Did Jesus place a curse on anyone?
I can't believe you are quoting "suffer not a witch to live" even after Jesus came??
Every sinner was Saint...
Eph 4 vs 29
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
Col 4 vs 6
Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.

Dude I guess you forgot those bible verses

Mishael42019:
it will never be well with you in this life or next.

With this your post go mark it on the wall. suffering, misfortune and extremely poverty shall be in your generation even to your seventh generation. You will work like elephant and eat like ant until you’re cut off from the face of the earth.

God’s judgement has come upon you and your likes that are on this forum that have sworn to bring insults to the body of Christ

If I be a Man of God!

Afa na...
A man of God doesn't place a curse!!
Love is what you should preach

"good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you" ....

Eva165:
O.p it seems you know what am passing through now, I met a lady 2017 when I was in Nigeria, then i left Nigeria that same year. Although we were not into any relationship then but I likes her,then earlier this year I gave her my foreign number so that can now be talking on watsap. I have planned to come home nextyear and get married to her since she told me that she is not into any relationship.I had expressed to her how much i likes her but I have never review my nextyear plans with her bcuz I don't want her to start packaging.Things have being moving well since January, but since we get into this March everything changed. I have called her severely to know what her problems, she was only given unnecessary excuses, I talked to her to be calm which she accepted. But a week latta everything became worst but I still maintain not to tell her my nextyear intentions. Am even fad up of the whole drama...Thinking of forgetting her and look for another babe.........Many ladies don't want to hear truth.

Do your self a favour and forget about her pls

MOnkeyBabe:
I Don't know if you are a ChRiStian. And your OPinion may be BiaSed. Maybe being a Good Guy whose feelinGs have been huRt. But what if God Sent that GooD girl to the BaD Guy on PuRpOSe to change them.

Shit! I hate hearing stuffs like this

RE you a Fuoye Student?

Well I don't blame those kids..

stanliwise:
Stop qualifying yourself . You sound more like a guy to me. Adding sexy to your name as a sell out it laughable

Easy man... Just walk away

ryfoz:
Unbelievable

Are you kidding me?

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questechie:
Even when .com.ng is still not overcrowded like .com, you couldn't come up with a great name for your blog.

I didnt get this

questechie:
First, your choice of domain name isn't matching at all for educational blog.

Even when .com.ng is still not overcrowded like .com, you couldn't come up with a great name for your blog.

And you can improve on your content too, and also overall site design.

That first impression matters a lot!

Aiit, thanks boss

Please someone should review pls!

So I started blogging about a year ago, September 23, 2018 to be precise and I kind of loved it. I became so addicted to it and it was obvious to everyone around. But over time it got boring, infact I'm getting frustrated these days. Can you imagine I didnt even know anything like Seo, backlinks, domain and page authority... I feel like an idiot. Initially when I started, the traffic was encouraging but these days the traffic just flunctuates, the highest view have had in a day is around 1500 and since my blog just has about 31k total views. Seriously I'm trying my best but what else do I need to do?
You are free to insult me, just hit the nail on the head .What am I not getting right. . www.undergragra.com.ng

questechie:
For those that say Blogger.com is for amateurs, think again!

The foremost weblog for hackers and cyber-security experts in the world, Thehackernews.com is running on Blogger and so are we!

Blogger is dope, if you know you know!

Boss I blog with blogger too
My blog is about a year old , pls help me review it critically. www.undergragra.com.ng

So helpful!
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DandeNumeruno:
watchmen is too mature for your simple brain.....you'll hate it.

Boss this isnt necessary

Cool

Rapmoney:
At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.
Mine:
In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.

The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.

That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:

Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?

Babe: How did you know my name?

Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.

Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.

Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...

Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!

Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.

It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.

So you gave up on that babe just like that.
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Kkings11:
Mine was during my ND2 at fed poly bida, and it was my most embarrassing day.

We had an Exam by 8 that morning so I woke up by 2am to read. At around 5am the useless beans I ate the previous night decided it was time to come out so I went to the toilet. My room was the first room on that my row and the toilet was at the other end and the last 2 rows were occupied by females.
As it was still early I decided to open my anal cavity and let the disturbing beans out of me and so with the freedom of the morning I let it Flow.
Science says sound travel further in the dark and the day was still dark, so when I released my self the sound that came out was a "watery deafening sound" that even me knew I had messed up big time because immediately my rectum made that sound doors started opening, and my neighbours whom I thought were sleeping( it did not occur to me dat they also had exams and they might be awake inside their rooms reading) came out and started asking who was in the toilet. The sound was so loud it was heard by my immediate neighbour and the row had 10rooms mine being the 10th. After waiting for about 5mins for them to go back inside I came out from the toilet to see the ladies and some of their friends who came to read with them outside and then they started laughing "ah bros na you wake up everybody oh" I could only smile a sheepish smile and did my "walk of shame" where every door I passed the occupants would open their curtains and make some comments, "guy wetin you chop na", "bros your shit no be here oh", and so on till I reacched my door and went inside to bury myself on my bed.
When next I opened my eyes it was 8:20, Whaaaaat!!! I quickly put on the first thing I could find, stopped a keke to take me to the school, reaching the gate I reached into my poccket to pay the rider Lo and behold I left my wallet at home and I could not go back to my room cos after 30mins you won't be let into the exam hall so I had to ask someone to pay for, Luckily or unluckily one of those my female neighbours was entering the school so I had to man up and ask her for 30naira to pay the guy and she obliged.
Another problem arose, I have to take a bike to get to my department inside the school and I had no money so I had to share a bike with my neighbour who was putting on a skirt at that time and I had to stay in between her and the bikeman. When we reached my department and on trying to come down from the bike my trouser got caught on a sharp metal at the end of the bike and got torn, from the knee area to the thigh region and I had to wear it like that into the hall where you have to sign on the attendance register placed on table in front of the hall and you know I have to bend to sign the register.
When I finished signing I did not look at anybody's face I just went straight to my sit wishing for all these happenings to be a dream.

Note: I became good friends with those Ladies and never went hungry all through our time together in school.

Your village people really did a good job that day bro. Lwkmd

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SpeciallyUnique:
Oookay

Was dating this girl who had failed in WASSCE. I psyched, motivated and encouraged her to resit. She passed and had admission to be trained as nurse. Her first few weeks on campus we were cool.

The MUMU things I did started when she needed money and her parents wouldn’t mind her. In tears she called me and said “I didn’t want to continue my education BUT YOU FORCED ME, now I’m stuck here and dad and mom are not even picking my calls”. I was touched, cos really I was the one who motivated her to continue her education.

The mumu in me got activated. She kept asking and I kept giving. I visited her on campus, took her and her 3 friends to a restaurant and spoiled them. For the next few months she drained me well well. But I wasn’t disturbed, I thought I was having a positive impact on someone’s life.

After first semester babe called and told me it was over cos I was becoming a burden to her

BURDEN??

Later found out my too much attention was creating tension between she and her newly found lover. And that was what she meant by me being a burden.

This girl successfully taught me how to not spend on women!!

So sorry for you bro.

WriterX:
I hate opening a thread and just see people bashing other people's region or countries mehn that has got to be the most craziest thing I can imagine.

damn it people,you have an opportunity thanks to technology to cut across your community, your state, your country, your continent, your religion, your cultures ,your traditions and the only thing you can think of is how bad the others are.

this is really crazy but hey I guess we all have our highs, perhaps you guys get high on sht like this but it's really annoying.


I have been in online communities across the globe and I am just happy to be black and a Nigerian In there and when I meet up with other blacks and white I never fail to represent Africa in general, why can't you all just accept the fact that bad things happen everywhere and focus on the good part,why the consistent hate it makes no sense.

before your stand by your country, remember your continent, no tree makes a forest, if you say bad things against a fellow black man cos he ain't from your country remember most whites don't see that , what they see is an African and by virtue of that word, your negative remarks ends up affecting you too.

I always thank God because the generation were not giving the responsibility of coming together to help free Africa, go do your history research, every Africa country stood by each other while they fought for their freedom.
we were all blacks, we were all family, we were one country and one continent, whatever hurt the other country was felt by all ,it was why I loved history as a kid, because I found out our strength was in our bond, brothers in arms that was who they were, they are the real Africans.

Every county has its fair share of both the good and the bad but somehow we always seem to enjoy poking our fellow country open wounds and sores for the world to see.

One Africa, never forget that.

Thanks boss. Most reasonable comment on this thread

nani667:
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I am hooked.


Makes sense.

Series or movie?

dave4rella:

I watched these kids as a grown ass man
Now I have seen them grow up, collect prick
And give birth
Yet I'm still single
God when?

Your case is serious sir!

I'm confused asf
Why is space always dark?
Why are there no stars in space pics?
.......?