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Goldrosewine:
So my friend came around and I just wanted to show her around the yard and our very small veggie garden. Saw this thing on the ground, near perfect camouflage but the slittering movements gave it away.

You need to see the way my friend jumped and screamed.🤦 But all these Nairaland snake killers have been giving me morals lately😋 removed one of the boots (my dad always emphasized on wearing rubber boots when going into our garden) and smashed it with it.

Dada came running out but I had already finished the job. My kid sister tryna downplay my achievement said it's too tiny🤣 But Dada just kept on blushing and said I did a good job cux no snake is too tiny.
We burned the demon🔥🔥🫢

Last picture is me, pretty face but I am now a certified snake killer🤣 I dedicate this achievement to falseprophet1

you are fantastic

Alex iwobi

Caretaker my foot!the authentic APC chairman in Ogun state chief derin Adebiyi led excos held a meeting at the party Secretariat today in abk.SIA was there senator lekan mustapha was there Also.

Ogun state gov. Senator ibikunle amosun should be no 1 on the list

Anto of course

My brother kindly consult experience engineer, with your specification of the room 500k will go a long way.Good luck

Samsung with galaxy S5

So buhari wouldn't die again but resign due to his health status.if I hear

AlfaSeltzer:
I see two red caps and Koffi Annan.

Can't be abeokuta.

wake up guy!that was at official opening of presidential library in abk yesterday

Cashless policy indeed

OP go back to school abeg

"President Buhari reportedly communicates regularly with Acting President Yemi Osinbajo, encouraging him to carry on the task of governing Nigeria while he undertakes necessary treatment needed to keep him alive."
That is the most encouraging part of the report,get well soon Mr president.

Incredible, where in abeokuta?

I wish you and the entire good people of ondo state best of luck

Wise up guy,you can do better

I got it at N450 to a $ on Friday.positive change

Research have it that only about 25% to 30% of woman will squirt in their entire life.however a man with right techniques happens to be the determine factor.if you Wish or need advice on how to get this life time experience you're free to hint me.

Definitely it will break on a long run

It doesn't matter may be you have real sex or not just check your hymen if still intact then you're still a virgin but if its not you re welcome to the world

TVContinental.

Love Machine:
Which TV station is he working for?

It's needful you don't need to be tired that's when she needs you most so pls dnt say no to her.

sexymoma:
see dem!! one minute men
make none of una come here come make mouth ooo
else i go yeye una for hia...
so una nor fit do 45mins naturally..nawa

. Funny you

Does that brown roof put food on ur table or how does it add to current economy woes

I can see why that part of Nigeria is called "The Brown roof region"

Can someone help me count the Brown roofs in those pictures[/color][/quote]

Extremely poor submission I doubt you really understand yoruba language

ItuExchange:
This kind of grammatical error is common among Yoruba-speaking people. This is not a racist post. I’m also Yoruba. My mom was born in Owu, Abeokuta, and my dad was born in Iwo, Osun State.

I see that those who’re believed to be educated, genteel or religious leaders are perpetrating these shameful grammatical mistakes, thus leading their followers and fans to think what they’re saying are correct. It’s a pity that many people don’t know that grammatical errors abound in local languages as well.

Here are some examples:

1. A dupe fun Olorun (They mean “We thank God”, but it means “We thank for God”)

You can’t “Dupe fun Olorun.” Since that means someone has done a favor to God and you’re thanking the person indirectly on behalf of God.

The correct statement is: “A dupe lowo Olorun” or “A dupe lodo Olorun. The translation is obvious.

2. Another error: “Orun yio gbo adura re.” (They want to say “May God hear your prayer,” but they inadvertently say, “May heaven hear your prayer”).

The fact is that heaven is not God. Heaven is simply a place where God dwells. Like Alafin who dwells in Oyo. Someone who lives in a place can grant your request, not the place itself. It’s only a mental problem that would make someone send a request to Oyo, when they mean Alafin himself. Perhaps that’s one of the reasons why some prayers don’t make any sense.

It’s better to say: Olorun yio gbo adura re. Olorun yio da si oro re. In these contexts, “Olorun” is the replacement for “Orun” which is an error.

3. Another error: Nipa ife Olugbala, ki yio si nkan.” (They want to say, “By the love of the Savoir, there will be no evil,” but the unknowingly say: “By the love of the Savior, there will be nothing”).

“Nkan” in Yoruba means “something,” or “anything.” It can be money, peace, house, progress, success, Holy Spirit, etc. It can be death, penury, failure, disease, etc.

Why can’t these Yoruba people clarify what they don’t want, rather that cursing themselves inadvertently? If you tell them to learn Yoruba properly or teach their children properly, they’ll say they don’t need that. Yet, what they speak is utter rubbish.

More examples are coming.

- Contributed by professor A. A Bello


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omenka:
This isn't right.

Let me bare an unbiased opinion about this since it appears the wailers are simply too dumb to engage on in any constructive and intelligent argument- all I've been hearing are insults and "apologise to Jonathan".

No Wailer has been able to ask one a very IMPORTANT question regarding one VERY OBVIOUS ANOMALY surrounding this whole "subsidy removal/deregulation" stuff, and that question is: if the government had earlier claimed that they subsidise petrol by about N17 per litre, then why on earth isn't fuel selling for approximately N103 per litre ( ie 86+17) as against N145 or the N120 allegedly being proposed now??

Wailers, make una try get small sense so una go fit put us, and perhaps, the government, on our toes. Throwing insults around and getting tens of likes wouldn't get you lot anywhere.

Government needs to tell us why it is 145 and not 103.

nice submission,but the problem is not the issue of fuel subsidy per say sourcing for dollars is d main problem we re facing now,fall in the price of crude oil globally has made it difficult for nnpc to carry on with d burden of solely importing fuel for the nation nd d only option is to allow marketer's to import fuel

Forget about all those 1g or 1.5g sub,load 1400 card nd text comonth to 777 on glo network you will get about 3.1g try it and thank m later

sann204:
proposed Railway station

not proposed railway station it was actually 3 hills estate at kobape pls

Any alternative party?

Congratulations

Anything toyota can't be compare with any product in nigeria.toyota all the way

You better wake up from ur dream #thedreamerboy