i dont undastand dis world again, ppl are just bending things to fit them, if everyone have the right to marry whoever he or she wants because of 'freedom', then why will the police be intrested in what iv got in my cup in my own house? If iv got crack in my cup, itz my cup and not yours...

Another sponsored story to paint black the image of Don Jazzy. Why would he (D'banj) go about mentioning the 'gifts' he gave people? Well till we hear from Don Jazzy himself, this story sounds kinda disabled. Hungry Reporters.

when she gets too clingy, jealous or turning to a pain in the a.s.s. Like baby come and sleep over, what is it with you and your computer, cant you give it a break. That girl are you sure she is just a customer. Then i'l simply call it a quit.

tchaik:
U don make me to cry in BH, PLS MR. I-cant-differentiate-btwn-BH and Al-Qaeda, what is IVM called? Innosons Dairy company? Oh! I get it now; Innoson assembling/coupling MOTOR company.
You know our problem in this country? We are so full of sh.it that we can't even see any good in us. Deiluminati was comparing IVM with FORD! WTF!!
Don't get me wrong, I don't even know this Innoson dude, but we gats give crdt to this Ibo man.
Maybe Fellis will actually start 'manufacturing' instead of 'coupling and assembling'
Fake a.ss yankee wannabe. Mtchewwwwww!!!!

well said.

i dey see danger...

kemmeye:

i don't care about what she did: its her body she can do whatever the hell she likes to it she's old enough to

A Married woman? Lyk seriously? u ever heard about 'to luv and respect' or 1+1=1, Na ur type dey born pikin even for d houseboi.

U shld be confined to a psychiatric hospital.

~Bluetooth:


He knew the guy was very sick,so kini big deal about the prophecy ? And if i may ask,the prophecy said west africa is excluded,YET mali which is situated in west africa happens to be the victim nation.

guy i tire for u, wen will u start talking sensible in nairaland? All ur post everywhere na d same tin. Hw is Mali and Malawi d same?

991:

Today is good Friday right? last Friday was the bad one abi? and of course next Friday would be ugly one. get it over with my dear, topics as such are better kept in the religion section, period!

but you would want to see xmas and sallah topics make the front page, we are a community and tolorance is wat makes us. As for me, that topic is very fit for FP... The FP have been cool so far for me.

Bought card to call my boss, got home, took my shower and came out... Zap my accout balance s 0.00. Too bad i dint make d call and i am in a lil prob now. Cos my oga dey boil.

timbros: i remember a friend saying he trips for any girl who farts aloud. . .lol

eeeeeewwww gross!

Europe: hmm poverty mentality or envy

my rich guy, how many private jets do u own? Dont tell me there arent any poor needy person in your congregation. I am not going to mention names though but from what i am seeing from the later day churches/protestants, some pastors preffer to display wealth, class and style while the congregation suffera and at d end of the month/year, you MUST pay your tithe or perish. Please how many private jet did apostle Paul own? And how many of the churches he built were registered as his private business with his wife and first son as trustees?

Well i like wat some other pastors are doing, reaching out to the poor on daily basis and offering scholarship, atleast that shows that the tithe are being used for God's work because God says 'whatsoever you do even to the least of my brethren, that you do unto me' so since tithe is God's money, spend it on public service.

every church/denomination have their own doctrines, the early day christiandom maped out some doctrines to help make them feel closer to God and do pennance for their sin, that is why Lent and Holy friday was invented. It is a matter of choice, if you like, eat meat if you like dont. But please dont insult people because of their faith. As for me and my family, we abstain from meat on ash wednesday and good friday.

Some churches belive u have to fast at least once a week and itz considerd sin if you dont - doctrine.

Others beleive you have to be baptised by fire or in a special stream - doctrine.

Others abolishes all sorts of make ups, even watching television and reading novels (read the black boy by richard wright) - doctrine.

So belive in what works for you so long as at the end of the day, it brings you closer to the Almighty God.

bhusayor:

Smh, so why is he the head of his house if he cannot put his house in place. So if u were in this poster's shoes, you'd have done the same.

I hope you don't intend to get married with this weak mentality of yours, cos before you know it, you'll be the 'wife' in your marriage.

SMH, i pity person wey go marry dis one.

Somone just told u dat his wife abandoned their matrimonial home willingly because of an arguement dat doesnt even have muscle, den he have to involve family to get her back which he said 'he hated' but have to do it as last option.. Would he have dragged her?

@OP,
from what i gathered in your story, your wife left your house for a friend's cos u were angry with her. **she and your friend have an eye for each other before then**

You went and picked your daughter and your friend dint dint persuade you to carry your wife. **this confirms point one above**

even if he did and maybe u fell deaf ears cos u were angry, he shld have drove her to ur house d next day or ask her to go stay with her aunt, parents or something, cos she is some1's wife. We are africans and we knw the traditions.

Then your wife had d impetus to stay there for more dan 28long days without missing neither her husband nor her DAUGHTER **She is far more promiscuse dan i tot** and also a proof that she enjoyed every bit of the hot romance that went on there.

she came back for two years and kept it away from you ** she is unrepentant and and there is possibility of repeat of events, if nt wit ur friend, wit sm oda guy.**

this are my view on how you should handle this matter.
1. Call your wife and talk with her about it, get all the facts you need from the story.

2. During the course of dialogue, critically analyse her attitude to observe if she is truely sorry for what she did. Dont confuse being sorry with bieng scared or ashamed.

3. If she is truely sori, den forgive her and keep your distance with that friend of yours, if she is not.. Hmm consult nairaland wolves, dey'l advice u beta.

4. After you must have forgiven her, consult a psychiatrist to help you recorver, because surely it must affect the way you see your wife, no matter the level of forgivness u .

5. Five and the most important, dont forget to keep us posted here! Cos i hate action films without part 2...

Jesus Christ said it himself ' whatsoever you do to even to the least of my brethrens, that u do unto me' 'you (your body) is the temple of the lord...'
but i will advice here, try as much as possible to find out what exactly your brother needs the money for, it must be something positive and pressing example house rent or hospital bills and not something less of a need example buying a new laptop or buying a high profile phone for hismself or his girlfriend. Whichever way, let your conscience be your guide, we all are led by his Grace.

i will enter Madam Congo resturant at my street and eat her cat fish till all d catfish in Abuja is served.

dikkybutt: I sponsor a good candidate that will defeat PDP in the next Presidential elections.

with 30m naira abi pounds? E no reach for ordinary week long tv jingle

djosh4: I'll buy Enugu Rangers Football Club!

hehehehe

musulumi: My brother went to buy a new cuttlass one day, when I asked him why, his response was that ' look I cannot aow people of your age to come in one night and start harassing me so I bought this weapon to discipline them'. But one faithful night they we are attacked and what they could only find was the cutlas and #170. They asked us what the new cutlass was for and he replied 'for monthly sanitation sir'. Well they just asked us to prostrate and they gave us five strokes of the cutlas each. Till this moment I still feel the pain on my bottom. That is my story.

hehehehe, ur bro na very bad sharp guy... From protection to sanitation. Funny afterall.

ziccoit:

Let the NCC enable number portability and MTN would be an history except the company repents and listen to its teaming customers.

Gbam!! On point... Dont blame MTN, blame NCC. This number portability or watever issue have been on ground since 2010, i dont knw wat is keeping it, well june it is. I still use mtn cos i cant afford to change my phone number. But if i can easily switch serivce provider and still retain my number, i would have switched to glo long tym ago.
P.S: Our problem begins with the regulatory body.
P.S.S: National Assembly aint helping matters.
P.S.S.S: Other networks should try and minimize their plans and tarriffs, atimes it gets too much that you dont know where to start. Glo changes tarriff plan almost every month, infinito, bam, hi5 etc.

Okija_juju: Ask for me sha, I think all you are good for is money rituals to produce Zimbabwean dollar.

hehehe, ara gbaa gi dia

chuks49: Dating before marriage is ideal but when a lady enters "injury time", it becomes anything goes. As for guys that download wife I can't but wish them well.

moHot: HERE IS MINE



TELEPHONE CONVERSATION

ME: HEY BABE ITS ME . I KNOW ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE SPOKE BUT I MISS YOU SO MUCH ; I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO MOVE ON AND BE WITH ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE...I REALLY WANT US TO WORK THINGS OUT , I WANT YOU BACK IN MY LIFE...PLEASE LETS CONTINUE FROM WHERE WE STOPPED.

EX-- REALLY?? AWW BABY I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH TOO, I CANT WAIT TO HAVE YOU IN MY ARMS .

ME--------DUH!!! I'M JOKING! I STILL HATE YOU LIKE S.HIT....APRIL FOOOOOOOL

babe u harsh oo. . But it shows u still have smtin of him in ur hrt, he still get small acommodation 4 ur hrt dnt deny it.

I misplaced my phone last two weeks, i just got another last week so today i sent a message to my girlfriend reading

'Hello, pls this fone was picked at St. Paul cath. Church Wuse2, your number was the last called... Contact me if you know how i will return the fone. Tope.'

she called more than 20times and i dint answer she now sent me this

'Pls pick up so dat i can give u directions on how 2 reach d owner of d fone...God will bless u as u return it.'

and a series of other funny text messages followed suite. I den replied 'april fool' she vex small shaa, but she laughed so hard later. I tried to keep it soft before i go lose my babe to april fool... Lolz. Lyk dat HIV stuff would have been another story altogether by now.

Abagworo:


1) Anambra is clearly more populous than Imo.

2) Imo is more education minded than Anambra at least in recent generation.

3) The JAMB statistics is based on State of origin and not State of residence. That is why the figures for Abuja and Lagos are too insignificant.

4) If a census is done based on State of origin, Anambra is very much likely the most populous State in Nigeria followed closely by Imo, Akwa-Ibom and Delta.

Gbam! You have said it all. This is the most meaningful and unbiased comment so far.

kayobeyi: This position will be closed on Friday 6th April 2012.

Where is your company located.

well said then, maybe some nlanders will learn and face the real problem,  Igbos and Yorubas are not violent, perfect blend, lets heal our old wounds and fight our real problem.

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front page please, from igbocongress it is an online condolence register for Ojukwu https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-881495.0.html

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