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Antichristian2:
Simple!

Go to the mum and learn from her!

Life's cool!

Don't mind her big head.
She's there claiming to be "Professional" cook.
Who asked you?
That's the source of her pride and downfall of her cooking.
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Let roadside housegirl enter that house now, you will see wonders in that man's mouth.
Be there claiming "professional".

Druss:
Time to move to the next app. Same way I dumped Facebook and Instagram.

This is why Telegram was invented.
The Telegram man said this himself.
An app that is free, No government restrictions, No billionaire chopping money.

Be adding pictures na?
But nice thread for historical purposes.

Gun or not gun?
Which one is gun-like again?
Just tell us the one you saw in his hand.
No 1, or No 2 picture.

Acidosis:
Who says you have to make just one choice? You can have both.

Human brain and understanding is like PC RAM.
It has limited capacity at every moment in time.
You have to learn and discharge it small-small.
Doing both might be too overloaded for OP at the moment.

stevups:
I have 2 masters, both are not useful to me

And you used your clear eyes to select both of them!.
I have 1 Masters and it's paining me too.
Most of what I learnt in it can be found on the internet now.
If to say I know, I for just stay here, buy data, download PDF and read in peace.

AntiWailer:
Both are important.

At your age, you should be able to combine both without any stories.

No basis for your "OR"

My late Aunt did Masters from the comfort of her home.
With company car driver carrying her to school, from her balanced married home.
She was even dashing crates of drinks for the hungry and desperate looking lecturers.
She got her Masters in comfort.
And still didn't use it for anything.
She just wanted to keep busy doing something.
Masters is just overrated.

I.T please. Get job, use the money to pay house rent and get independent fast.
Masters is just unnecessary English.
When your head is very balanced, you will use the I.T skills to download all the books
you would have needed for your Masters and read them at your pleasure.
At the end of your reading, you'll still find out that the Masters books were all useless in the first place.

That Guinea one, I don't get it.
Did their eye bend or what?
Guinea country and Gulf of Guinea are not in the same place.
Wetin concern Guinea with Gulf of Guinea?
If it's according to where water reach, na we, Nigeria, suppose dey answer the name Guinea.

Dalohad:
What kind of stupidity can we not see in Nigeria?
You are in a foreign land, comport yourself and make your money.
No, you must overdo.
Why must you kiss your patient on the forehead or anywhere at all.
Anyway, if you had really studied a medical course in Nigeria, you would have been taught medical Ethics and medical sociology and maybe you would have known that such is forbidden..
You entered UK, bam! You are now a health professional without being equipped with fundamental ethics, now you are in a mess.

Nigeria is a lawless country and we are used to disobeying and breaking laws.
So don't expect any miracle that because a Nigerian entered oyibo country, he will suddenly start obeying laws.
Disobedience has been in our system since birth, Nursery, Primary, Secondary, University.
It cannot go. We will always break overseas laws.

Exgee:
As I am right now, I am overwhelmed.
I don't even have anyone to talk to.
Most people are mean and wouldn't want to listen to other people's challenges.
And when you do the unthinkable, they will start saying why didn't he speak out. Speak out to who if I may ask?

Oga, please leave your phone, leave your room.
Go outside and take a very long walk.
I mean long walk, like 6 hrs of walking.
Your destination does not matter. Walk there, turn round walk back.
Pray to God as you are walking on the road.

Mobsync:
Their inability to march doesn't make them bad soldiers. But it indicates there is something wrong somewhere. Maybe they don't train on how to march, which is okay, or they cannot march (even if they wanted to), which is likely an indicator of an institutional issue.

Something wrong
They preach a gospel of "Freedom" and democracy to the whole world.
Marching does not carry the values of freedom or democracy.
It carries authoritarianism. The head FORCING you to march/respond.
So it fundamentally interferes with their sense of freedom.
Nigeria,Russia, Korea... We can march very well.
But NO freedom/ No Democracy.
Just BRUTAL wicked leadership on top that cannot be checkmated, or questioned.

logicalhumour:
If it's TikTok now, you'll see them doing trends. Very laughable

We understand that they have some nice tech. But how hard can marching be, really.

It interferes with their "Freedom".

They can't march because they have FREEDOM!
Unlike Russia and North Korea.

Kobicove:
What a fantastic story.

I'm glad to know the girl survived

Fake story
It's on YouTube as a fake story.

Tendd:
And what is the life expectancy of Nigerians even the ones overseas?They are largely unhealthy.Obesity is high among Nigerians in the diaspora.The cellular and metabolic function is crucial for aging.On the contrary Oyibo live far healthier and longer than us.

This is a picture of Tesco shelves, a popular UK store nationwide.
It took me a while to understand what I was looking at.
Everything that is at your "eye" level is usually cheap, unhealthy food.
All the Items that are HIGHER or LOWER, near the bottom are more expensive AND HEALTHIER options same thing, but maybe a different brand.
The TYPICAL poor Nigerian immigrant will enter there, SEE things at EYE LEVEL, pick and buy.
And within 6 months all your fat and cholesterol have sky rocketed
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Oyibo man will enter there, and be stretching up OR bending down, buying the more expensive AND healthier options, to remain healthy and live longer.
I'm only mentioning this one because I saw it live and direct by myself when I lived in UK.
Trust poor man na. I gained 6 kg weight in 6 months. I no fit bend down wear my socks again. That's when I knew I had to change immediately.
Any healthy eating is important for everyone. But it ain't cheap.

nickxtra:
I dey fear to get old, because what I will not able to do again

Well, exercise and eat healthy so you can keep on moving.
Keep reading, studying and doing projects to keep abreast of affairs.
Keep good relationship with God.
Keep at peace with your neighbours.
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People get old when they can't keep up with affairs in society, sit in one place, doing nothing.
No work, no hobbies...

NameChecker:
Does this applies to "Hole o show" as well?

Different races age differently.
Black people tend to remain constant age for a long period
Same with Asian people. Asian 60year old will still be looking like 25year old
It's white people that age the fastest in this world.
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When Nigerian older women go overseas, they can just rub body cream, make their hair
and oyibo there will be thinking they are young girls.

helinues:
And this is in preparation for the real winter

What real winter?
When it is Summer in the Northern part of earth, it is also Winter in the southern part of earth.
and vice versa.
We, Nigeria are in the middle - Equator. We neither have summer nor winter here.
Northern countries experience Winter from about August till April
and that is the time of Summer for Southern countries.
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Southern countries experience Winter from about May till August
And that is the time of Summer for Northern countries.

Exousiang01:
I have always said that Nigerians are the greatest problem of Nigeria.
We are just too wicked as a people

Hmm.
I think the Nigerian people REJECT the country Nigeria.
Hence all this madness.
They hate anything to do with Nigerian government ruling over them.
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We've not yet sat down to agree IF we even want to continue this Nigeria that Oyibo British bang on our head.
And all our democratic elections are cheated/unfair/unjust.... Even the last one in 2023 and the next one to come 2027.
It's not everybody that has money to ABANDON the country and japa overseas out of anger and frustration.
Those that remain behind, use all their energy to destroy every handwork/infrastructure of the government.
And this will continue till the country is totally destroyed to pieces.

Beat black corrupt leaders comot office.
Una no gree.
You prefer to run and meet oyibo white man.
THEN he now force you to help him beat Oyibo white leader comot office at the cost of your life.
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Mumu work. Idiot work.
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Face Africa and develop Africa. Leave white man and his problems.

9Mobile, una follow dey threaten?
MTN dey talk, una put mouth?
I have never heard such words before!

psychologist:
Misinterpretation of sectional drawing

Probably, the Structural Engineer was paid small money.
His head was banging, worrying about Nigeria and other Nigerian problems.
And he didn't take time to cross check his drawing before sending out.
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Typically, the Engineers expect 2 payments.
1. Payment for drawing
2. Payment for supervision.
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The client is a miser and thinks he is smart.
He will only pay for the drawings and expect the builder/bricklayers to
understand everything.
He won't pay the Engineer for supervision.
So Engineer will not supervise/visit the site and hence.
error like this happen.
Engineer will just say "Ntor" to the client and run away to think about other Nigerian problems.
Waste of money!!!

HenryWilliams:
When someone finds their true calling..
As a teacher, educationist, mentor..
You'll definitely know..
When the job fits the person like a glove..
When there's love doing the job..
Not a frustrated soul forced to work due to limited job opportunities..teaching kids they hate..

And yet, in every country of this world, teachers are underpaid and over worked.

koladebrainiac:
im 42 planning to marry 23years old

Don't plan again.
Go and play football outside.
Una too dey pursue girl-girl.

These people no get computer for their office.
They are totally computer illiterate.