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Education › Re: M.sc Or IT Skills by uuzba(m): 12:50pm On Jun 17, 2025
I.T please. Get job, use the money to pay house rent and get independent fast.
Masters is just unnecessary English.
When your head is very balanced, you will use the I.T skills to download all the books
you would have needed for your Masters and read them at your pleasure.
At the end of your reading, you'll still find out that the Masters books were all useless in the first place.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 5 African Countries That Retained Their Colonial Names by uuzba(m): 1:38pm On Jun 16, 2025
That Guinea one, I don't get it.
Did their eye bend or what?
Guinea country and Gulf of Guinea are not in the same place.
Wetin concern Guinea with Gulf of Guinea?
If it's according to where water reach, na we, Nigeria, suppose dey answer the name Guinea.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Healthcare Worker Jailed In UK For Kissing Vulnerable Patient by uuzba(m): 8:48pm On Jun 15, 2025
Dalohad:
What kind of stupidity can we not see in Nigeria?
You are in a foreign land, comport yourself and make your money.
No, you must overdo.
Why must you kiss your patient on the forehead or anywhere at all.
Anyway, if you had really studied a medical course in Nigeria, you would have been taught medical Ethics and medical sociology and maybe you would have known that such is forbidden..
You entered UK, bam! You are now a health professional without being equipped with fundamental ethics, now you are in a mess.
Nigeria is a lawless country and we are used to disobeying and breaking laws.
So don't expect any miracle that because a Nigerian entered oyibo country, he will suddenly start obeying laws.
Disobedience has been in our system since birth, Nursery, Primary, Secondary, University.
It cannot go. We will always break overseas laws.
Family › Re: Dear Men, What Do You Do When You Feel Overwhelmed? by uuzba(m): 4:19pm On Jun 15, 2025
Exgee:
As I am right now, I am overwhelmed.
I don't even have anyone to talk to.
Most people are mean and wouldn't want to listen to other people's challenges.
And when you do the unthinkable, they will start saying why didn't he speak out. Speak out to who if I may ask?
Oga, please leave your phone, leave your room.
Go outside and take a very long walk.
I mean long walk, like 6 hrs of walking.
Your destination does not matter. Walk there, turn round walk back.
Pray to God as you are walking on the road.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by uuzba(m): 4:12pm On Jun 15, 2025
Mobsync:
Their inability to march doesn't make them bad soldiers. But it indicates there is something wrong somewhere. Maybe they don't train on how to march, which is okay, or they cannot march (even if they wanted to), which is likely an indicator of an institutional issue.
Something wrong
They preach a gospel of "Freedom" and democracy to the whole world.
Marching does not carry the values of freedom or democracy.
It carries authoritarianism. The head FORCING you to march/respond.
So it fundamentally interferes with their sense of freedom.
Nigeria,Russia, Korea... We can march very well.
But NO freedom/ No Democracy.
Just BRUTAL wicked leadership on top that cannot be checkmated, or questioned.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by uuzba(m): 4:06pm On Jun 15, 2025
logicalhumour:
If it's TikTok now, you'll see them doing trends. Very laughable grin

We understand that they have some nice tech. But how hard can marching be, really.
It interferes with their "Freedom".
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by uuzba(m): 4:05pm On Jun 15, 2025
They can't march because they have FREEDOM!
Unlike Russia and North Korea.

Family › Re: Fascinating Story Of A 3½-year-old Girl Snatched By A Massive Eagle by uuzba(m): 10:21am On Jun 14, 2025
Kobicove:
What a fantastic story.

I'm glad to know the girl survived smiley
Fake story
It's on YouTube as a fake story.
Phones › Re: The Evolution Of Telecommunications In Nigeria, A Personal Experience by uuzba(m): 10:17am On Jun 14, 2025
naptu2:
Photos of the old Ikoyi Exchange at Falomo Roundabout. It has been demolished and turned into a mall.
Wow.
I don find this place tire.
2002, 2003 we used to go there.
Then I left Nigeria.
When I came back, I no come remember the NITEL again.
By the time I remember, I come dey find the place round and round.
Phones › Re: The Evolution Of Telecommunications In Nigeria, A Personal Experience by uuzba(m): 10:11am On Jun 14, 2025
IAM4BAT4plus4:
I remember when only papa OKESUKU WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAD LAND LINE THEN IN THE WHOLE OF ABAKALIKI..
EVERYONE INCLUDING THE IGWE WOULD GATHER AT HIS WINDOWS TO HAVE A GLIMPSE OF THE EDIFICIAL GADGET AND ALSO WATCH TV TOO
NITEL was so corrupt and useless.
In all their years of service they never passed 500,000 phone owners.
If you buy land and build house inside bush, na only you go dey there. No connection.
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It's because of private sector GSM that we can now talk in Nigeria.
Once GSM came out, people could phone radio stations like Cool Fm 96.9, Rhythm 93.7... and start commenting
on news and current affairs, so that more people could know what was going on this Nigeria.
Before then, nobody knew anything. People no dey phone radio. People no dey talk.
It's only what is in Newspaper and NTA news that happened.
If events were not captured by Newspaper or NTA news, then that means it NEVER HAPPENED.
Phones › Re: The Evolution Of Telecommunications In Nigeria, A Personal Experience by uuzba(m): 10:03am On Jun 14, 2025
And yet UK and US still maintained their landlines and area codes till date
AND added mobile GSM mobile phone as well.

Health › Re: Did You Know Aging Doesn’t Happen Gradually — It Comes In Waves? by uuzba(m): 5:07pm On Jun 13, 2025
Tendd:
And what is the life expectancy of Nigerians even the ones overseas?They are largely unhealthy.Obesity is high among Nigerians in the diaspora.The cellular and metabolic function is crucial for aging.On the contrary Oyibo live far healthier and longer than us.
This is a picture of Tesco shelves, a popular UK store nationwide.
It took me a while to understand what I was looking at.
Everything that is at your "eye" level is usually cheap, unhealthy food.
All the Items that are HIGHER or LOWER, near the bottom are more expensive AND HEALTHIER options same thing, but maybe a different brand.
The TYPICAL poor Nigerian immigrant will enter there, SEE things at EYE LEVEL, pick and buy.
And within 6 months all your fat and cholesterol have sky rocketed
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Oyibo man will enter there, and be stretching up OR bending down, buying the more expensive AND healthier options, to remain healthy and live longer.
I'm only mentioning this one because I saw it live and direct by myself when I lived in UK.
Trust poor man na. I gained 6 kg weight in 6 months. I no fit bend down wear my socks again. That's when I knew I had to change immediately.
Any healthy eating is important for everyone. But it ain't cheap.

Health › Re: Did You Know Aging Doesn’t Happen Gradually — It Comes In Waves? by uuzba(m): 1:40pm On Jun 13, 2025
nickxtra:
I dey fear to get old, because what I will not able to do again
Well, exercise and eat healthy so you can keep on moving.
Keep reading, studying and doing projects to keep abreast of affairs.
Keep good relationship with God.
Keep at peace with your neighbours.
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People get old when they can't keep up with affairs in society, sit in one place, doing nothing.
No work, no hobbies...
Health › Re: Did You Know Aging Doesn’t Happen Gradually — It Comes In Waves? by uuzba(m): 1:36pm On Jun 13, 2025
NameChecker:
Does this applies to "Hole o show" as well?

angry angry angry
Different races age differently.
Black people tend to remain constant age for a long period
Same with Asian people. Asian 60year old will still be looking like 25year old
It's white people that age the fastest in this world.
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When Nigerian older women go overseas, they can just rub body cream, make their hair
and oyibo there will be thinking they are young girls.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heavy Snow Images Of Winter Arriving In South Africa - PICTURES by uuzba(m): 10:15am On Jun 13, 2025
helinues:
And this is in preparation for the real winter
What real winter?
When it is Summer in the Northern part of earth, it is also Winter in the southern part of earth.
and vice versa.
We, Nigeria are in the middle - Equator. We neither have summer nor winter here.
Northern countries experience Winter from about August till April
and that is the time of Summer for Southern countries.
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Southern countries experience Winter from about May till August
And that is the time of Summer for Northern countries.

Crime › Re: Man Raises Alarm After Discovering Railway Bolts Removed (Photos/Video) by uuzba(m): 12:05pm On Jun 10, 2025
Exousiang01:
I have always said that Nigerians are the greatest problem of Nigeria.
We are just too wicked as a people
Hmm.
I think the Nigerian people REJECT the country Nigeria.
Hence all this madness.
They hate anything to do with Nigerian government ruling over them.
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We've not yet sat down to agree IF we even want to continue this Nigeria that Oyibo British bang on our head.
And all our democratic elections are cheated/unfair/unjust.... Even the last one in 2023 and the next one to come 2027.
It's not everybody that has money to ABANDON the country and japa overseas out of anger and frustration.
Those that remain behind, use all their energy to destroy every handwork/infrastructure of the government.
And this will continue till the country is totally destroyed to pieces.
Politics › Re: Russia Using Fake Job Adverts To Lure Young African Men Into Its Army by uuzba(m): 10:13am On Jun 10, 2025
Beat black corrupt leaders comot office.
Una no gree.
You prefer to run and meet oyibo white man.
THEN he now force you to help him beat Oyibo white leader comot office at the cost of your life.
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Mumu work. Idiot work.
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Face Africa and develop Africa. Leave white man and his problems.
Business › Re: USSD Charges: TELCOs Threaten To Withdraw Services Over Banks’ Misinformation by uuzba(m): 6:04pm On Jun 04, 2025
9Mobile, una follow dey threaten?
MTN dey talk, una put mouth?
I have never heard such words before!
shocked shocked
Properties › Re: Can Structural Engineers On This Forum Help Explain This(video) by uuzba(m): 11:41am On May 30, 2025
psychologist:
Misinterpretation of sectional drawing
Probably, the Structural Engineer was paid small money.
His head was banging, worrying about Nigeria and other Nigerian problems.
And he didn't take time to cross check his drawing before sending out.
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Typically, the Engineers expect 2 payments.
1. Payment for drawing
2. Payment for supervision.
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The client is a miser and thinks he is smart.
He will only pay for the drawings and expect the builder/bricklayers to
understand everything.
He won't pay the Engineer for supervision.
So Engineer will not supervise/visit the site and hence.
error like this happen.
Engineer will just say "Ntor" to the client and run away to think about other Nigerian problems.
Waste of money!!!
Education › Re: Ghana Female Primary School Teacher Successfully Guesses All Her Pupils' Names by uuzba(m): 12:05pm On May 29, 2025
HenryWilliams:
When someone finds their true calling..
As a teacher, educationist, mentor..
You'll definitely know..
When the job fits the person like a glove..
When there's love doing the job..
Not a frustrated soul forced to work due to limited job opportunities..teaching kids they hate..
And yet, in every country of this world, teachers are underpaid and over worked.
Romance › Re: I'm Dating An 18 Year Old Girl And I'm 33. Is The Age Gap Too Much? by uuzba(m): 1:48pm On May 26, 2025
koladebrainiac:
im 42 planning to marry 23years old
Don't plan again.
Go and play football outside.
Una too dey pursue girl-girl.
Crime › Re: Man Shares Encounter with Police Demanding Bribe Over Suspended e-CMR(Photos/Vid by uuzba(m): 1:23pm On May 26, 2025
These people no get computer for their office.
They are totally computer illiterate.
Politics › Re: How Seyi Tinubu Saved A Man Who Slumped At The Vatican - Bianca Ojukwu by uuzba(m): 2:18pm On May 23, 2025
The ones that slumped in Nigeria nko? No saving for them?
Health › Re: World Hypertension Day: Young Nigerians Under Burden Of Hypertension by uuzba(m): 5:47pm On May 18, 2025
omooba969:
The article failed to highlight the causes of HBP/Hypertension such as lifestyle choices like alcoholism and substance misuse, genetics, and underlying medical conditions like kidney problems.
And browsing social media and comparing yourself to Oyibo people and feeling angry and downcast that you can't meet up.
Fashion › Re: Hair Vendor Sells Fake Hair To Lady For 1.7 Million Naira (video) by uuzba(m):
Black women will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to imitated WHITE women hair.
You hate your own hair SO MUCH....
My God.!
And the white women still HATE YOU 24/7 since 0000 BC.

Politics › Re: 30% Of Lagos Civil Servants Sent Abroad For Training Fail To Return; Commission by uuzba(m): 1:09pm On May 15, 2025
it's a pity that our confused leaders dance to the control of the west.
This same Nigeria/Africa we are running away from, West/China are coming here
to collect.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8D9fnnK314
Education › Re: FG: Colleges Of Education To Begin Awarding Degrees In Sept 2025 by uuzba(m): 11:47am On May 15, 2025
jiz:
In most developed countries, the educational system is structured like a pyramid. At the top are university degree holders, followed by graduates of polytechnics and technical colleges, with the largest group being those who acquire vocational or technical skills through colleges or apprenticeships. This structure ensures that there are more skilled workers than degree holders, which supports a balanced and productive economy.
However, in Naija, the pyramid appears to be upside down grin. There are more university graduates than technically skilled workers. This has led to an oversupply of degree holders in a job market that lacks sufficient practical opportunities, while skilled trades and technical jobs remain understaffed.
In countries like China, individuals with vocational training or practical skills often earn more than some university graduates. This reflects a society that values skills and productivity over academic qualifications alone. It shows that one can have a lower-level qualification and still live a comfortable and respectable life.
I think for Nigeria to achieve sustainable development, there needs to be a deliberate effort to promote and invest in vocational and technical education. Young people should be encouraged to acquire practical skills that meet the demands of the local and global economy. Changing societal attitudes that place university degrees above all else is essential. A strong economy thrives not just on certificates, but on competence and creativity at all levels of the workforce.
Industry needs to exist first, before you get technical workers to work it.
There's no industry at the moment
Politics › Re: Nigerians To Be Affected As US Moves To Tax Diaspora Money Transfers by uuzba(m): 9:05am On May 14, 2025
Dandsome:
Nigerians collecting right left center.
When they say, bind together and kick out corrupt Nigerian leaders,
they won't hear. They will run to UK, and US, because they think they're smart.
Oyibo people don't give a f*** about us.
They will just FIRE from their end.
UK's own na to use BLACK Kemi, to FIRE back black Nigerians.

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