₦airaland Forum

Sabadon:
so you mean some people still shít in open spaces? nawa ooooo

Costal road they're building in Lagos is along the sea/coast/beach.
Go there and find plenty of Shit in the sand left behind by numerous homeless aboki people hanging around there.
And also
Akponbon side of Lagos Island
Everywhere by the water edge.
Before the water,
Directly on the edge of the water
Directly into the water.

What of Coastal Road? Is it there now?
Last time I checked, the images have not been updated and according to them, there's nothing like Coastal road in Lagos

geoworldedu:
Gala and its likes. I don't like it for anything. I prefer puff puff anytime or twice on Sunday.

2 things to do.
If you have a microwave oven, heat up the gala for about 30seconds.
If you don't have a microwave, use a frying pan.
Pour little water in the pan, like 3 tablespoons,
heat up the pan, the water boils with steam
Put the gala on it,
cover with a plate or pot cover for about 1 minute.
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The heated up gala tastes 100 x better than cold gala.
You only like puff-puff because it is still relatively warm.

NgeneUkwenu:
Not many people kukuma get work for this country..So public holiday is order. Naija na real cruise.

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Eniitankorede:
How did Dangote get the latest materials for building his own refinery?

A personal enterprise is quite different from a government enterprise.
The person, will want his enterprise to succeed.
So he will make sure he personally imports the equipment he needs.
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Government is made up of many nameless individuals.
Each one will sabotage the other.
The money will be released, but nothing will be bought/imported.
You are a Nigerian. You've seen this 1000s of times.

Eniitankorede:
If you own a bad car, you can’t sell it for good price when it is completely broken. But if you repair some parts with small money, you can sell it at higher price. That should be the policy of government with regards to the refineries. The aim should not be to start production, but to resell to willing buyers after repairing them.

You can repair something if you have a working factory producing spare parts for your repairs .
We have NO working industries and No spare parts.
Nothing can be repaired.
Sell off everything.

PRINCESSFCFANSs:
OK
and why won't it work ?
at least some national things should be working for the country ,
our leaders should not sale off all the things that belong to Nigeria .
Princess Faith Chukwuamaka

Well, at least you can see that NO national thing is working in Nigeria.
No national Airline
No public water supply
National electricity is going
No national petrol
No national telephone service
National universities always on strike
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It tells you that the people and the government are NOT on thesame platform.
The people hate the government as much as the government hates the people. Hence the disunity and failure of everything government owned.

princeade86:
This is ten years and u guys promised us all in 2014 that within 6 months, we will be borrowing America money.

Borrow << receive
Lend >> Give.
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Are you saying Nigeria will receive money from America, Or
Nigeria will Give money to America?

MyExpression:
Maintenance season again?
NIMC yesterday, Nairaland the other day, now MTN tonight.
Hope these are all upgrades and not signs that our tech infrastructure is quietly breaking down.

Times have been hard lately.

Tech breaks down whether you like it or not.
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I work as an IT tech, in an office. All our connections are by ethernet cable.
Can you imagine that one rat, can just chop one cable at ANY TIME, and then we will start shouting at each other, why is this computer not working? Why this why that?
This is inside a CLOSED office where we're closely monitoring each other.
Talkless of external IT infrastructure passing through Lagos abgero's backyard required to connect ISPs and masts and customers.
Whether you like it or not, something important must always spoil at the MOST INCONVENIENCING UNXPECTED time.
That's IT for you.

columbus007:
For calling my wife beauty in my present that guy deserves 3 dirty slaps of 100 dollars each.. Don't I know she was beautiful before? That's flirtatious

So if these 2 men compliment your wife and do their face like this, which one will you slap?
1st one
2nd one
or they both collect?

Glimpsetv:
Summary:

An Indian man went off on Popeyes employees after they called his wife "beautiful," sparking a viral confrontation. Despite the workers claiming it was just a compliment, the man snapped, saying, "This is not India, you're in the States." The situation drew mixed reactions online — some called it disrespectful, others saw no harm.

💬 What would you do if someone complimented your wife like that?

It truly depends on HOW the persons eyes are looking.
If it's like this picture, then the guy means 100% ANOTHER thing.

Malawian:
50k bought me a printer that sells for 300k today.

Electronics and inflation is a confusing market.
If you buy HP 2000 in 2008, for 10,000
by 2025, HP has created, HP 2000-i2 or HP4000-V2 max.
That your HP 2000 will be old tech and priced very low.
N10,000 of 2008, can be like N200,000 of 2025
and that HP 2000 can be like N40,000 in 2025, whilst
HP4000-V2 max will be N500,000 and boys can afford to buy it.
You just have to find out what was the most common purchasing power.

Kaido:
I think 450,000 or more.
My characters have been..xx

This phone was about N30,000 then.
And it was an upcoming guy phone.
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In today's market, Upcoming guys phone should be around N300,000
That's x10.
So I guess you're about right.
N50,000 of 2008, would be about N500,000 of 2025.

Michael547:
They are very rugged vehicles that fit the Nigerian roads

... the roads in Nigeria.
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budaatum:
I do wonder how true this is. Facts suggest Nigerians do not go to enough school, and our education does not exactly equip us to create enough jobs.

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UK people have quality education.
Nigeria is just cram to pass without understanding anything.
So they don't need to further their education more.
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I was busy doing Masters in UK. I never saw a white British student in my class except for one elderly man later on.
They were mostly undergrads. Seems that some of fur Masters coursework was also covered in their Undergrad coursework.
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At my place of work in UK, I met other British natives, who didn't give an "F" about Uni.
They were just looking at me wondering why I left Nigeria to come and stress myself in their country.
One lady told me she was going to do fashion designing, straight after secondary school.
She will follow her boyfriend and they will start their life.
Na that time I carry hand put for waist, dey ask myself question.
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One of my course mates was an elderly British man, about 45~50yrs.
He has already been working for over 30 years since trade school.
But he wanted to apply for one promotion, and they said the candidate must have "Degree".
But he didn't want to do BSc. So he just registered for the Master's.
And was even teaching the lecturer the latest trends in industry.
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The British people wey me I see, face to face, Dem no do Master's O.
University was even too hard for them, as they must take out student loan to fund the studies and PAY back later.
They just use the loan to drink, smoke, carry girls and party. They don't want to pay back that loan.

Chief2410:
so why bother go to school in the first place. Why not start with learning work? If everybody thinks like me our tertiary institutions will shut down cos people are just going there to waste their time.

In UK, that's exactly what happens. Their locals are all learning work.
It is we Nigerians, Africans that are running there to fund their universities with our money as international students. International students pay 5 times what their own local UK students pay.
The money is so sweet for them that they have been coming to Nigeria come and advertise their UK universities. And we keep carrying our hard-earned naira to give them.
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To their own locals, they only beg them that, "you are likely to get a better job if you get a degree". That's how their universities are advertised on their local radio stations. I listen to UK radio online. So I hear all the adverts.
Majority of the UK people are either learning work or collecting unemployment benefit from their government.

highchief1:
it’s sad sha.i know she’s chasing clout but she made some sense.spend 10m to acquire a degree for 4yrs,graduate and start driving keke or pos.

We've missed our road in Nigeria.
We're going to school only because oyibo people are going to school. But we have no f**ing idea what we're doing in school. That's why students are always misbehaving and wasting teachers' time there.
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School education is meant to mold you to fit into a coorporate environment, to take orders and produce results.
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But as you can clearly see, we have NO MORE corporations (offices) as the country has no factories producing anything that requires a coorporate body to manage.
So people are just wasting their time and money going to school to end up as nuisance, bitter angry, skillless and practically useless.
Tinubu and other BAD BOYS will just hijack the extraction of crude oil, sell it to white men, get Dollars and use that money to buy private jet,shoe and watch.
But all the whole graduates in the complete whole Nigeria cannot construct ONE refinery or any other production machine.
We have to always sit and wait for WHITE man or Chinese and Indian Man to come and create industries in our front and be KICKING us around like useless animals..

fergie001:
Honestly, there was a period in life I had same thought-process, wallahi

I did a master's in UK and got a bit exposed to the UK people. They didn't even do master's degree. Na we, Nigerians, Indians and others travel there to do master's degree. The locals are ok with Secondary school education. Highest, they take loan to go to university and pay back.
I still listen to their local radio stations online till date. They would typically advertise their University or higher education with statistics. They'll say, "You're likely to get a higher paying job if you go to this university".
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That's all "Higher paying job"
The majority of the people already have jobs and they're ok with that. They don't need higher paying job.
At the end, higher paying job will attract higher TAX from your salary.
So what do you now gain?
Only to be speaking big English to people around who are not interested.

Excellent.
Na now una know say, watching another person playing football, is a waste of YOUR own time.
Go and play football yourself.

Emeka71:
So the syndrome is now everywhere (extra wordings is needed.

40 characters?
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Sikiru3011:
Very lucrative and good business to venture on! Go into it and you will never regret it

Na so una dey talk.
It is very sweet to build the pond, put in the fish and be pumping water to feed them.
When it's time to sell, na there the problem dey.
Everybody will be forming busy. No need for fish.
Na market women go come dey price your fish, N350 each.
and the yeye fish don't even got your back.
They will be eating your feed anyhow, shitting in the water and eating each other as cannibals.
You go count and count again, begin dey suspect houseboy don chop your fish.
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The only solution is to advertise quickly to many people.
so people buy it as soon as it's mature.
Or do smook/roasting so the fish can have longer shelf life and give you
time to sell at a goo price.

Hajokexyz:
This is serious.
Better to know your partner's stand before marriage.

That is what courtship is for.
Discuss everything well and understand each other's plans
before deciding to propose and marry.
Otherwise, walk away .

Which kind story be this
OP just pass backyard of internet to bring yeye story.

stormborn28:
Everything is wrong with masturbation. I know a young girl that masturbate. She does it right in my presence but codedly. I take her lesson. It's affecting her academically. I have observed she is strongly addicted to it

Maybe it's a medical problem?
You said you're teaching her lesson?
You can be implicated if you don't talk.
Talk to her in front of her parents.
If you still have power, remain doing the lessons.
Otherwise, flee from the girl if you yourself are not a psychiatrist or you can also fall.

stormborn28:
Nobody will implicate me. She was not like that when I started teaching her three years ago in J S S class. Again it is not a medical problem. In junior class she had no phone but now she has one. She must have come across adult movie. They live in a duplex and each child has a room to him or herself. I won't talk to her in her parents presence. Let them find out themselves. Most parents hardly believe shiit when they are confronted with what their children do. I have one I'm also taking lesson. His mother was told how the boy went about pressing a girl breast after closing hour. The mother never believed. This is a boy that I know that is so much interested in girls than his academics. He is struggling academically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbYWKVAeu6Y?si=Y7tJlTKk5YJoO9qX

I watched this video some years back and saved it on my private YouTube list.
If I may explain, I'm linking masturbation with pornography.
The guy is stating a way of removing his mind from pornography and hence masturbation.
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A person masturbate or watches porn when they feel USELESS, WORTHLESS, EMPTY.
And the only way to stop it is to keep telling yourself that YOU are LOVED.
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That girl has fallen into the modern generation problem. As automation is everywhere, people are jobless. She's seeing all this. And she personally feels totally useless from inside her heart.
That's why she's doing this thing.
It's the reason I said to speak to her in front of her parents. But it's more of a psychology thing.
Or kukuma forward her and her parents the video so they can codedly look at themselves.

stormborn28:
Everything is wrong with masturbation. I know a young girl that masturbate. She does it right in my presence but codedly. I take her lesson. It's affecting her academically. I have observed she is strongly addicted to it

Maybe it's a medical problem?
You said you're teaching her lesson?
You can be implicated if you don't talk.
Talk to her in front of her parents.
If you still have power, remain doing the lessons.
Otherwise, flee from the girl if you yourself are not a psychiatrist or you can also fall.

Sheuns:
It’s only in Nigeria that value of property keeps going higher. A house built in the 90s and abandoned would be selling for hundreds of millions. Ask them why it’s so, they’ll tell you you’re buying land.

No this is wrong.
Not only Nigeria.
World wide. Value of property goes up with time everywhere.
Have you not heard of "cost of living crisis" that is hitting the UK in recent times? Or people sleeping in their cars in US?

ceejay80s:
I will no longer comment here cause I no want wahala,
This is my last comment,
I will only read comments

What? I must give you wahala.
Why are you reading and not commenting?
It's by force, you must comment. It's part of Nigerian constitution to comment on this website.

nwirinedu:
You could share a sample of your cooking and your mother inlaws cooking so that chefs on the forum will judge accurately.

How about showing us your hands, e get wetin I wan check.

Ah she's a "Professional" na.
She wears coat and tie and use Laptop to cook.
It's not a small something.