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2cribz:
Alaye know this and know peace.
During Jonathan time.with just 3gig me wey dey open almost 50 pages a day. 3 gig dey last me 3 weeks.
When bubu came to power.
3 gig lasts me 2 weeks.

Then Tinubu came.
3 gig highest 3 days.its finished
I did weekly.within 2 days it finished
I now do 600 every day and half.
If u do sub of 10gig
Just know it's 3 or 4gig in reality

The phones during Jonathan's time were Symbian and Android 2
Those barely used data. 3gb would be enough for 1 month.
Phones today, Android 17, iOS 26, with 4k screen, 4k video upload to YouTube/tiktok and all manner of background data consumption going on 24/7...
Haha. Even oyibo people are using unlimited data plans in their country.

just2endowed:
if u live in lagos, might consider getting Spectranet.

For mtn, subscribe to mtn smart data, i get 2500 for 10gig for 14 days/

2500 for 10gb
5000 for 20gb
Hmm
I use Glo always on.
5000 for 30gb
But they release 1gb per day.

I don't understand any of this.
We're here facing bandits and joblessness.
Then 2 white people slap each other, and somehow
we're supposed to suffer more for that?
So we should now be begging white people not to fight again?

obembet:
Which of these wine glasses has been filled correctly?

Obembet

You asking don't even know.
You're now asking anyhow Nigerians for their anyhow ideas.
Oya now.
Anyhow is the correct one!

Largest safety footware.
So They're building a BIG SHOE?

White man right?
If Black man tries it, police, coast guard, Navy, Airforce will combine and blast him out of the water.

The man and the girl

The more Ghen-Ghen the phone, the more data it will consume.
Keep buying 4K screen phone.
Each of those pixels will consume data to display video.
Oyibo countries did not design these phones for Nigeria with our 5-5 naira internet.
They use unlimited data plans in their countries
They have added unlimited data plans at home.

They should go and bring these ones from China.
China has TOO MANY bicycles.

Xiaomi Redmi Note 9
128 GB
4 GB RAM
N120,000
Call/WhatsApp: 08133779323

OLisaMacaulay:
Omo the network work well very fast in the first week the remaining is story
Some time it work.
I am even tired using it

This is just marketing versus technical reality.
Unlimited: Yes, to attract customers.
1 week good performance. But their Network architects are looking at people's usage and ability of
their equipment to handle.
Once they see you want to start heavy (Gb) downloading, they just throttle the device to Kb speeds
The unlimited is still there O. So you cannot say they lied.

I will come out and destroy the bus

oarowosola:
Honestly, you guys are funny as hell. Some of the roasts had me laughing, some were annoying, but overall I enjoyed reading the comments.

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But at the end of the day, nobody truly understands how emotionally draining a relationship can become until they experience living inside that reality themselves.

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8677133/cleaned-girlfriends-house-instantly-wanted

Sir, Please I commented on your part one story.
I beg you with everything I have, leave this girl alone.
I said it before, I say it again.
You are blinded by the beauty, breast, nyash... whatever.
You have described the girl's house as DIRTY, with rotting food stuck in her chair.
She, NOT EVEN RECOGNISING that you cleaned her WHOLE HOUSE.
Please THIS IS AN ADULT behaving like this.
That means she has been DISGUSTING all her life.
I don't know how old she is. Let's say 25years
So she has 25 years of practicing disgustingness.
Do you think this your 2 months relationship can change 25 continuous years of FULL TIME, 24/7 disgusting behaviour?
Please leave her and stop all this long public explanation story.
This relationship IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
Yes, I said it!
Quote me. Mention me. Add me to your WhatsApp I said it!
Both of you ARE NOT compatible.
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Imagine both of you are having disagreement about something. And you're trying to argue your logical point.
dy/dx, a + b = c....
She will just look at you and NOT WASH PLATE (her natural behaviour)...
That is all it would take to drive you over the edge and you will explode into manic rage!!
You will now forget the original disagreement you were trying to prove and start shouting about plate and sink!
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Leave this girl now.

Dreal1247:
Let the government of the day make the country appealing to the indigens. They say no, but just after their selfish interest.

So far, it has worked.
The citizens cannot do anything.

davillian:
Mid day sleep is mandatory in china for primary and nursery students

Chinese do things in unity.
You have come with your Nigerian jaga-jaga anyhowness
You can't see anything wrong in one child being sleepy when all the others are fully awake
It is neither mid day, nor time to sleep.
The boy should be awake like the others.
Something is wrong in his home

Checkwell:
But there is a saying by teachers: "Let the sleeping dog lie."

So it's only teachers that say it now?
You nko, why are you not saying it?
Is it teachers that invented this saying?

viralmoney25:
I’ve been trying to find Nigerians abroad for work, interviewing them and asking how they relocated. O...
It just made me realise how deeply capitalistic and exploitative Nigerians can be, especially when we're in a seemingly better situation than before; we barely hear enough from normal people who actually relocated successfully without all this packaging around it.

Shey we like to be suffering and smiling?
Now that they've gone overseas, they will now accumulate and force all the SUFFERING they
ever pretended about upon your head.
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Anyway, I went to UK years back but as a student. GBP was N250 then.
Process was very straight forward. Follow whatever is written on the website.
But remaining behind after studies was 3 ways.
1. They like you and give you work permit. Impossible.
2. You marry a British person and do fake marriage/fake divorce.
3. You hide inside bushes and live outside the law for 10+ years.
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I tried Number 1 for 2 years. They didn't take me.
My cousin tried number 2 and still there.
I knew some Nigerians who did number 3. They didn't want to associate as any small thing can blow their cover.

Hope this helps.

donny22:
So one person carry all dis bad characters

I am very stunned that OP is still following this girl
He can't complain anything in her front.
He now came online here to come and complain to us.
Na wetin?
Does this girl have big nyash and breast that has blinded his eyes?

Nigeria is Adjuster nation.
Can you see how ADJUSTER nation has entered right inside your head?
You are being dragged into SHIT with a MAD lunatic mental patient,
AND you're still adjusting?
This is the beginning and you're already exhausted.
What will it be like in 5 or 10 years time?
What will it be like when she gives birth to 1 child, 2 children? Twins? Tripplet?
Is this how YOUR MOTHER was as well?
Why do you LOVE TO SUFFER?
How far is your PRICK going to drag you DOWN before you know you should have run away from this lunatic
since day ONE?
Why CAN'T YOU THINK?

OverCalculating:
This isn’t about insulting men; it’s about holding up a mirror and self reflection.

At this rate coming online AT ALL is bad tendency for any man.
Why should a man spend his money, buy phone, buy pc, buy data, buy inverter, rent house, find job...
then come online to a website created by another man, and be receiving random insult from unknown persons?

Ladies don't send body shape.
POCKET
POCKET
POCKET is what they want.
Who shape epp?

timidapsin:
What do you do in this scenario to prevent further damage?
Can skill fix it? or Man power would be needed to lift and move it from the wall
Explain below

Turn the steering wheel fully to the RIGHT and REVERSE

You dey use Just Ozed Youtube video.
Hope say you go pay am O.

Pharmaceutical companies are cashing out.
Continue to sell expensive BS while the disease continues to remain.
So you keep buying more and more medicine.
Carry your whole life's savings and use to pay for medicine.

tuoyoojo:
The way these India police take pictures with these criminals elements as though they have won a trophy

These "Nigerians" would never learn

Kudos to there version of NDLEA they are doing a fantastic work

it's very sad.
Here in Lagos, in Ilupeju, there's an Indian school where they don't admit Nigerian kids.
They have their Indian estate where Nigerians work as domestic staff.
In the school, they have taught their children to see Nigerians (black people) as lower class people
(always breaking laws, no job, poverty, no coordination, corruption etc).

YouTube videos of the story


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REsMTC7Q5_M


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIZztidqRgA

dragunov:
Oga, nobody employed by the government starts his or her job on level 1 which the 70k applies to unless that person is perhaps a gardener or something. The minimum is usually level 4. At that level, it's way more than 70k. Thanks.

Always another angle or defence.
We are so excellent at managing. And that is why we are where we are.
Whether it is 70k, or level 4, It is not 100% of Nigerians working in govt
We still have extremely high unemployment rate in Nigeria.
The GDP of the entire country is less than the GDP of one US state.

Nchoje34:
The level of insecurity in the country is quite alarming and our drug baron seems not to be doing anything about it.

This country is due for a revolution

Yes it's due for a revolution.
But the people MUST agree on exactly what they want.
State out all their demands
Every member of the revolution must know all the demands
That is the only way, you can kick out infiltrators/saboteurs who might want to derail the revolution.
Right now, we don't agree on anything.
People STILL believe that N70,000 is a decent minimum wage.
People don't see anything wrong with N2000 = $1
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Personally, Even TWO Naira for One Dollar, is an insult to me.
It must be ONE to ONE. N1 = $1.

tuoyoojo:
It is very hard for me to understand why a full grown man with beer beer for him armpit go join cult .

as in what is the gain inside

In the US, they have Mob.
Mob is a kind of bandits/agberos/area boys.
One set will make trouble in an area.
Another set will demand money from the people, for protection from the trouble makers.
Then one person will shoot another person.
And then they start revenging on each other.
You kill my father, I kill you...
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This Nigerian cult is not far off from that.
I would say, it's the same thing.
Men running around, making trouble, scaring residents, collecting money for protection.
And using their joint group/numbers as association to get business/contracts/services.
Look at MC Oluomo.
The No 1 Agbero of Nigeria.
Yet he's galivanting in overseas country, terrorising Abuja NURTW and his kids are schooling abroad.
But graduates on this Nairaland and Twitter and totally broke, powerless and directionless with no ambition.
It's not looking good.

Offpoint1:
It's easier to say this when you've not live with abusive woman for just a day.

A disrespectful woman can bring out the anger demon in you and people do unimaginable things in anger.

From the pacing around you can tell the man is in deep regret and yet to understand what has happened... Still thinking it's a dream

What I don't like is that all of us will be here online as experts, knowing what to do, how to control temper etc.
When men sit down, women will carry nyash and pass their front.
Next thing. The man desires the woman.
There's nothing you can tell the man at that point to leave the woman alone.
Same woman you couldn't live without,
Same woman you carried your hard-earned cash to toast
Same woman you carried and put on your bed,
It's that same woman now, you use hand to kill.
If to say he knew, he should have just stayed jejely by himself.

Sonnobax15:

Bro,your inability to use the appropriate pronouns just murdered this whole write up. To the extent that I almost got migraine while trying to read through it.

And he went to University.
So there's no more hope for this generation!

The moment I understood what mobile phone was, I wanted the Nokia 9000.
But no job, no money.
By the time i had my first job, i saved for it and bought it from ebay.
But by then, it was already old.
So I sold it off again.
I was sad and confused as I couldn't picture any other phone I could ever like.
A colleague told me to try Sony Ericsson P910i since I liked computer type of phones.
And I gave it shot.
Was very satisfied with it.
After 2 years, I went for an XDA Trion from O2.Uk.
And then moved on to Nokia E63.
I didn't like that Nokia E63.
Technologically, it was the most advanced of all these phones.
But using the "Ghen-Ghen" factor, it was the most "UN-Ghen-ghen" phone I've ever seen.
Times were tough. So I just used it like that.