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semid4lyfe:
Hello Uyai,

Do you have the VTCL excella 4 and the Qasa Pro 5 heavy duty blenders? If Yes, how much?

And which will you recommend I go for?

Hello, apologies for the late response. I hope this response is still useful to you at this time.

To your question, I prefer the VTCL blender over the Qasa Pro 5 on any other day. My own opinion o. VTCL is more rugged than even the best blenders advertised these days, and it is multifunctional too.

Lies. This didn't happen. Lol.

Maj196:
Write a code in any language of your choice that outputs Fibonacci sequence. If you use AI, I will know

Implement a merge sort using a greedy algorithm in C++, and it should have a Big-O complexity of O(n) or less. If you use AI, I will know.

Stephen0mozzy:
Your last statement 😂.
If you yourself code, that means you have zero ideas about the programming world outside of your room.

Nigerian women can't write code keh.
Come out often man.

Lol. He's ignorant.

Kaczynski:
Yes, Nigerian employers pay very poorly .


I always knew that it's a man behind your account.


No Nigerian woman can really write code.

Lol. Wetin concern gender concern writing code?

Maybe you should meet me.

Kaczynski:
Expect 50k-100k


Can you write code??

LOL. 50-100K in this dispensation and for that kind of job role? What a joke.

Yes, I can.

Avinoam:
Job Title: Back-End Developer (Node.js)

Location: Lagos
Employment Type: Hybrid

Job Summary
We are seeking a skilled Back-End Developer with strong Node.js experience to design, build, and maintain scalable server-side applications and APIs.

Key Responsibilities

Develop and maintain backend services using Node.js

Design and integrate RESTful APIs

Manage databases and ensure data security

Optimize application performance and scalability

Collaborate with front-end and product teams


Requirements

Proven experience with Node.js

Knowledge of REST APIs and databases (SQL or NoSQL)

Understanding of security, performance, and best practices

Strong problem-solving skills


How to Apply
Send your CV to: ndubuezenn@outlook.com

What is the payment structure?

jikaseo:
You can lose a potential that you never harnessed.

Lol. Okay.

Kaczynski:
Go back to your village.

After you.

Don't these people have villages? Let them go to their respective villages. Lagos cannot accommodate everyone.

Chucks13:
Wallahi any woman wey carry pikin come my house go hear am carry go anywhere one naira I won't drop it. Anyway I don't do one night stand, I don't kpekus anyhow though...when it comes to kpekus I dey really mad no chill for crap to fall mugu for one yeye thing..[/b]

Firstly, try as much as you can to type coherently so others can read. I couldn't make sense of your post for some minutes.

Are you indirectly implying that men should stay irresponsible of the kids they breed with the woman they got pregnant or what exactly does your post imply?

jikaseo:
He is correct. The loss of a bet is the potential return should the bet have won, not the stake.

Lol. Both of you aren't serious.

How can you lose what you didn't have in the first place?

Jayce242:
This heading is misleading!
He lost only $50k about N74m not N495m
How person go lose money him never win?

The ozwor no sabi maths na em make.

Ewu.

How does a stake of $50,000 translate to N495M loss? N495M was his potential cash out should the game have materialised. You get sense so abi na maths problem you get?

Omo!

Mabuggi88:
Hmmm, what type of work is this? I'm not asking for the company name oo, so no spying here. Just that it will be very rare to see a job of 500k here in Nigeria let alone 2.5m

Are you a career oriented person or one of these people who sit in their cocoon while they chant "Job no dey Nigeria"? You better skill up and position yourself out there before you ask these types of ignorant questions.

Lol.

Protein0:
...all available as listed above. Call or whatsapp pls.

How much is your best price for the 13 Promax chip unlocked?

tblaze007:
If you know the worth of 13 pro max you would know 450 is more than enough price

It’ works perfectly

The screen is changed, my darling.

So, how much is your best price?

tblaze007:
You should Grab this offer
Take advantage of it

350k?

SonofElElyonRet:
she wasn't stressful to you but Tuface found her stressful. I'm not saying he should've divorced her but you can't just seek to exonerate her. She stressed him too but Natasha is a super stressor on a whole new level

LOL.

What's your definition of stress in this context?

Advancedman:
With all the issues and chaos couple with enormous problems facing the state the only motion someone move is 404 consumption?

This is a valid motion.

What are you saying?

SonofElElyonRet:
Annie also was stressful for him. Just that this one is far worse..

Annie was not stressful. She was just a die hard lover. And there's something about people who are die hard lovers, they'd always come across as too much to the one who's not so into them. The one who's less in love sees the one who's very invested emotionally as stressful.

franchasng:
Lesson to all Nigerian single and married ladies reading this:

If you are lucky to marry a financially successful man,

Look at your hasty generalisation.

Who told you Annie was/is broke or was ever a financial liability to Tuface? Why do you some of you men seem to heap your problems and misbehaviours on the heads of women instead of taking accountability for your actions and inactions?

Tuface was never loyal, so I don't understand how this comment came about. There's nothing you can offer a disloyal person that will ever seem right or pleasant in their eyes, they'd always seek for what they think is a seemingly better thrill.

Leave Annie out of his misbehaviour and hold the narcissist accountable.

pansophist:
Contrary to belief, women can actually do that. Infact lots of women do it.

But usually before a woman does that, the man should have been a provider and treated her well, before loosing his financial buoyancy.

You can’t reap where you did not sow. Only a man that has been good to a woman will deserve her kindness.

Thank you.

ARISHEM:
Why not Kuku go to the village and find the 110% Igbo wife material or Igbo caricature you are looking for. If not there are tech companies who you can contact to design Igbo sex robots with more than 100 percent AI functionality that defines your required specs

Lol. So hilarious.

WantsandMore:
I believe a man kneeling to apologize in a new relationship is a powerful display of profound humility—not necessarily naivety—especially if the offense was significant and he holds his partner in the highest esteem. A man who makes such a gesture in the first year may be less likely to do so after three to five years, not because he stops valuing her, but because they should have established a foundation of mutual respect and realistic expectation, acknowledging that both are flawed.
In my experience, this deep level of deference is often reserved for women who exhibit genuine compassion and love, rather than those focused solely on material gain or competitive "masculine" traits.
The act of kneeling is a shocking sacrifice of pride; it implies placing the relationship above one's own ego. While historically, an apology's success depended on the sincere words and subsequent change in behavior, this ultimate gesture can open the door to forgiveness.
If standing and begging hasn't resolved the issue, kneeling may provide the necessary dramatic shift, but if that fails, you must prioritize your own well-being. Therefore, I advise two critical actions:
* Move on after profusely apologizing. This is a necessary act of self-care and respect for your own boundary.
* Submit yourself to God in prayer. Express your deepest desires to Him, but always accept His will.
Ultimately, seize every opportunity to make things right and demonstrate sustained change. The sweetest experiences in life are often found with women who inspire such profound humility, especially when met with considerable empathy on your part.

Lol. Lame response. Doesn't relate to the post. Try again and stop using AI. Reeks of intellectual retardation.

marlow1962:
I have a friend that is a single lady at age 30, no husband no kids, no boyfriend self. One day we were chatting about her issues, I told her I can help her out but Its going to come with a cost.
Just 2 things I told her, 1= that I won't be responsible for her or the baby or anything relating to her delivering the baby. 2= she's going to pay me.

She was speaking gibberish and I was just looking at her, up til now she's doesn't have any to hold on to.
Still no man and no kids.
I do not feel pity for her cus I know many men that I personally know of that were interested in her, but she dy do baddie, thinking she still has time.

Many women are the cause of their problems.

And age 30 is old to you? Lol. Such clownery.

IbrahimSola:
The day I drove my car to Uyo, I wished I was living there. Uyo as the capital city is at the Centre, so many people go to work at Uyo daily from their villages.

Impressive feedback. I enjoyed reading through.