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Romance / Re: Can Nigeria Women Pay For Date by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 8:51am On Apr 29
idahme:



Will a self centered, entitled and selfish person ever initiate a date knowing fully well she will be the one to pay? grin

You guess is as good as mine. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Serious Akwa Ibom Lady For Marriage by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 12:05am On Apr 27
99thEnemy:

kiss

Sweetheart kiss

You see that Akwa Ibom bum bum of yours kiss

Matching with a fitting chest kiss

I haven’t even mentioned the face kiss

Rest with the unnecessary analysis.
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies, What's Your Opinion by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:19pm On Apr 26
pansophist:


It will. I serious.

You wan try? Make I drop account number?

🙄
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies, What's Your Opinion by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:18pm On Apr 26
Sapasenator:


Make I chop your paycheck na. Urgent 2k please.

🌝
Romance / Re: Boobs & Ass Alert : You Wont Believe This Sexy Woman Is 39 Years Old by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 10:56pm On Apr 26
Moshybear:
Hmmmm she looks younger than me and I'm in my 20s

Lol. I don't believe that.
Romance / Re: Boobs & Ass Alert : You Wont Believe This Sexy Woman Is 39 Years Old by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:26pm On Apr 26
What's there not to believe? She looks exactly her age if not older.

I'll pass though. Me like some flesh. But, whatever rocks her boat.
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies, What's Your Opinion by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:22pm On Apr 26
pansophist:
Any lady wey carry her entire paycheck give me, I go help her double am. I will make the money work for her, and I will NEVER abuse that privilege. Her trust, or naivety, or whatever will be rewarded, and the next thing na to wife her up asap.

Such woman no suppose waste time for market.

Because she gave you her paycheck? grin shocked

How about you start by giving her yours first? Never knew giving a man like Pansophist our paychecks could automatically earn us marriage.

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Romance / Re: Can Nigeria Women Pay For Date by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:17pm On Apr 26
Lol. Sure I can. But, that's on the premise that I initiated the date.

Fun fact: Never initiated a date more than 3ce my whole life. That should tell you something. Say whatever. lol.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Serious Akwa Ibom Lady For Marriage by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:46pm On Apr 26
Bongadu:



Please no offense 🥺

K.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Serious Akwa Ibom Lady For Marriage by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:45pm On Apr 26
99thEnemy:

Hopefully, your current manfriend may decide to wife you.

There is nothing the Lord God cannot do.

Hopefully, you and your ilks try to mind the business that pays you. Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Serious Akwa Ibom Lady For Marriage by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:42pm On Apr 26
Bongadu:




But you aren't married , just doing you a favour

Lol. Kai. Doing me a favour? This one is delusional. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Serious Akwa Ibom Lady For Marriage by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:41pm On Apr 26
wallchat:


U were highly recommended!
Stop whining.

Who's whining between us now?

I ask you again, do you not have any single sister or female relative to give to the OP?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Serious Akwa Ibom Lady For Marriage by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:29pm On Apr 26
wallchat:


Aunty stop whining!

Grab dis one now.
We go give another person ooo.

You can give your sister or female friends, who cares? Buzz off.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Serious Akwa Ibom Lady For Marriage by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 6:57pm On Apr 26
Bongadu:
I recommend Uyai if you can afford her

Afford and recommend who? Is all well at home at all? Did I mention I was looking for a husband?

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Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 1:10pm On Apr 26
Gbadugbakun:
Na you wife I pity for having a dog like you as a husband. Las Las you'll infect your entire family with an incurable disease and end your family lineage.

Lol. Easy.
Family / Re: Home ‘n’ Moore — Kitchen Appliances/Utensils/Souvenirs At Best Prices! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:56am On Apr 22
Negroid001:

I'm in lagos. Where's is you at?

Lagos.

Send a message to the number on my siggy for further enquiries. Thank you.
Family / Re: Home ‘n’ Moore — Kitchen Appliances/Utensils/Souvenirs At Best Prices! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:55am On Apr 22
Michelle55:

Where the heck have you been my sure plug?🤔

Nne, I was outta the radar for a while. I recently returned. You remember I mentioned travelling out to you.

I will send you a message now. cheesy

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Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Beats His Girlfriend To Stupor In Delta For Refusing To Abort Baby by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:51am On Apr 22
Flexyup:
Ladies do not conceive for men who are not ready to father a child from you. Some ladies do this intentionally and our of stupidity. But no cause justifies assault because you will however be aprehended.

Truth.

Many of them know this but advertently still go ahead to do their minds. I am of the opinion that a woman never gets pregnant by mistake. Never. No iota of self-preservation.

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Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Beats His Girlfriend To Stupor In Delta For Refusing To Abort Baby by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:46am On Apr 22
Women should be stingy about whom they choose to breed kids with. Be stingy with your choices. Activate self-preservation.

This one that looks like one who hasn't had food in a week is who you decided to get pregnant for. See frustration written all over his face. Honestly, it is cringeworthy.

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Family / Re: Home ‘n’ Moore — Kitchen Appliances/Utensils/Souvenirs At Best Prices! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:37am On Apr 22
Negroid001:

How will i get it delivered?

Delivery is nationwide.
Family / Re: Home ‘n’ Moore — Kitchen Appliances/Utensils/Souvenirs At Best Prices! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:10am On Apr 22
Negroid001:


Is this still available?

YES.

8500 now.
Romance / Re: Why I Can't Marry Below My Economic Class. by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:07am On Apr 22
Negroid001:


27.
Time will teach me what?

Would you allow your son or brother to marry a liability?

Now I can see that you aren't that bright. That someone is not in your income bracket makes them a liability?

Oh, 27? You are still a kid. Have a nice life.
Romance / Re: Why I Can't Marry Below My Economic Class. by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:05am On Apr 22
Negroid001:


Speak for your brothers and family not me.
I'm not leading anyone. Marriage is teamwork.
Not looking for a slave. I only do women who have a mind of their own, not some fake ass submissive pretender.

Are you this dumb?

It is slavery and pretence to be submissive? Keep looking for a co-provider. Hopefully, nature grants your wish.
Romance / Re: Why I Can't Marry Below My Economic Class. by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 10:28am On Apr 22
How old are you again?

Don't worry, grow up first. You probably are still in your 20s. So, nothing to tell you yet. Time will teach you.
Crime / Re: Emmanuel Okocha: Police Corporal Arrested For Killing Aba Biz Man At Checkpoint by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:24am On Apr 22
So sad.

Very fine man. embarassed
Career / Re: Layoffs And Job Security Force Nigeria’s Tech Workers To Traditional Industries by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 6:37pm On Apr 16
Homiesjinxbank:
The useful idiot earned #500,000 per month and he said the money isn't great!!

Why call him an idiot? I'm somehow pushed to call you daft, but I will let it slide.

Do you know that your more is another person’s less?
Career / Re: Layoffs And Job Security Force Nigeria’s Tech Workers To Traditional Industries by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 6:33pm On Apr 16
Albertone:
Junior developer roles now require 3-5 years of work experience with knowledge requirements of a whole IT department.

[b[Me I have dropped tech already o.
I'll look into investment banking or write ICAN and go the big 4 way.

I was learning tech so I can japa. But if God says I will japa, I'll definitely do with my investment banking or auditing knowledge. [/b]

LMAO. grin

Why did you drop though? That was your 50% sure bet of going up the zenith.
Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 10:45pm On Apr 15
Arizoner:
i hear you married

🌚
Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 12:30am On Apr 15
Arizoner:
No. I'm a gentleman. I will never hit a woman. It's against my principle. I just don't want to be taken for granted

Oh, okay. Noted.
Celebrities / Re: Sad Moments As Jnr Pope's Children Cry Uncontrollablely by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 10:21pm On Apr 14
emperor4love:
See as there fresh skin go change because the man who hustle fr this kids is no more,wen bread winner is no more, things change drastically

Don't say what you don't know.

Even the wife likely get money pass Pope sef. Go check out her event planning/decor page (DopeEvents) on Instagram and come back to remodify your comment. She's one of the biggest if not the biggest event decor/planner in Asaba as we speak. She can hold the forte comfortably. How many men are even sole breadwinners in reality?

Let the dead rest and quit erupting daft takes. Besides, he left legacies and those kids are covered. No iota of suffering will they feel. Channel your hot teks into your life and pray your own can hold the forte when you are gone. Hopefully, you leave at least a legacy before you go. Lol.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested In Delta For Stabbing 19-Year-Old Girlfriend To Death (Photos) by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 3:38pm On Apr 14
1Sharon:


That's not him! I've done some research and that couple in the video is south african. If OP had such an injury I doubt he'd be medically fit to face arrest and the injury wasn't hinted anywhere in this article.
Let's wait for updates sha.

Lol sorry I tend to forget, old and new money present very differently.

Are you waiting for updates via NL’s wack bloggers or from which source exactly? The people in the OP are real-time victims of the video you watched.
Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 1:20pm On Apr 14
Arizoner:
Don't get me wrong? I just wanted to have a glimpse of how you should be treated as my lady. Your gender can be funny atimes and I don't wanna get hurt

So, beating me would keep me loyal to you going by your assertion, yes?

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