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obailala:
What kind of irresponsible organisation conducts such an exercise which totally disrupts services without having the basic decency to notify customers?

After a barage of complaints from customers yesterday, their twitter account eventually released a measly apology claiming the disruptions would end by 14:30 yesterday, only for the disruptions to last another 24hrs without a single notification from the bank. What kind of brazen irresponsibility is that?

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[quote author=Federalofficia post=132178372][/quote]LOL.

Lol. Na today?

majour:
I need the VTCL excella 4 blender

Can I get it today?

I am so sorry for the late response. Just seeing this. Please, if you're still interested in the purchase, send a message to the number in my signature. Thank you.

finallybusy:
Going back and forth with you is a pointless activity.

Take a proper bath and make yourself useful.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/25/article-2733884-20C9789800000578-609_634x819.jpg

I am already useful and doing great things with my time, but enjoying the fact that I'm using you to unwind my stress levels.

I don't know about you. 😆

Bye again, Felicia.

PS: You may want to edit my name from the comment you made above, please. 😬

I receive lots of unsolicited friends requests on my SM handles from NLanders from time to time courtesy of people like you who have chosen not to respect other people’s privacy. Attend to that, please.

finallybusy:
I will change your whole life and you know it. Thank God I’m loyal to only one woman and I don’t visit the trenches for an eight-minute activity.

I doubt that you are any of these things you claim to be. Maybe you need more of the touch-up, or you have not thought about that? Bipolar patient. 😂

finallybusy:
Now go and learn how to dress. Your type relies on men for every thing. Your reply showed it. Mmm. I will give you a free course on dressing, presentation and financial independence.

Going back and forth with you tells me you're without job. Don't rope me into your misery and quit projecting, Felicia. You must be mistaking me for your sister. 😆

finallybusy:
E pain. E pain, well well. ROFLMAO.


https://p7.hiclipart.com/preview/955/902/377/emoticon-smiley-face-with-tears-of-joy-emoji-happiness-crying-emoji.jpg

Lol. Odeh. Painment ni.

finallybusy:
Comot my sight. Cheap bingo.

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Lol. Old man.

You fit spot original hair if you see one? You think say na to post rhetorics and sarcastic dry comments on every thread be this? Go have several seats and don't indulge in what doesn't concern you.

finallybusy:
Another cheap wig. To slap that mop comot your head dey hungry me.

Lol. A cheap wig I bet you cannot afford and if I asked you to fund on the spot, you wouldn't dare dole out.

Keep dillydallying from thread to thread constituting nuisance. Old man with multiple personality disorder. Better go get a life and quit alternating between your many monikers to spew trash everywhere.

EreluRoz:
This one can wake up one day now and bring another woman home as second wife claiming it's his right as an African man to marry more than one wife and even threatening her or beating her for refusing to accept his sudden polygamous decision. Men are very brutal and don't really care about the hurts of women. Most women who marry a man like this ends up regretting in the later part of their life. This one fit don get pikin outside now sef

Can you just shut your mouth already?

You have very beautiful kids.

When will you daft entities quit asking vapid questions? Is the love you show to your mom and your wife the same? One is storge, the other, eros. Why compare?

Seriously, when will this all end? You people never get tired of “man and woman” posts?

Onegai:
Hun

Check out adult stores in your location.

Also, go and date. Date, not for remarriage, but for physical pleasure. Meet a man you like, make sure he's safe and discreet and take care of business. Have a guy for chatting and gisting, several guys even. Keep one for business.

Keep serious dating on the back burner for now.

Keep them all from your kids.

That's what men do in your situation and that is what you should do, too.

Move on, m'dear.

And here is the truly beautiful thing (forget, I've seen this happen too many times, I can bet crypto on it sef):

Once you're dating and moving on with your life, that your ex is suddenly going to want to come back, stylishly.

Why?

Because you're peaceful, relaxed and busy. You're not fighting him anymore, you're not bitter, you're not keeping the kids from him. You don't care if he's trying to annoy you or flaunt his new gf in your presence, he is no longer important.

His Limerence and his Mid Life crisis is eventually slowing down. The brain fog in his head is clearing. You're looking good, smelling nice and he can see you through the eyes of other men, you look fu.ckable again.

You're comfortable yet excitingly new.

But please, don't take him back. Don't ever let him come back. If he was dumb enough to leave you, be smart enough to let him go.


And if you think that I'm making this up, that nobody wants a single mum of 3: Nne, go and baff up, do makeup, wear one lovely dress that announces your singleness (you know what I'm taking about, you need heels too) and snap a good pic and upload it to Facebook.

You're about to realise how many of your male uni and secondary school classmates always hoped for a chance with you. And they are usually an upgrade to your ex-man.

The same thing happens with men who were dumped by babes. They stop grieving and start taking care of themselves and suddenly their exes want to come back.

And one last thing: don't feel old.

Mature, rich guys (especially those in Abuja and Lagos) don't like small girls of 24 yrs, they're too young for them. All the big boys, bank MDs, Governonrs, Ministers and Oil big boys are carrying 35 years and older.

Why? Because you're discreet (you have kids, so you're not fighting their wives and aren't planning on trapping them with babies), you're secure in your skin and you're eager for se.x (no need to pretend like you no like am or act like a virgin). Those 20 yr old babes are busy doing Snapchat with him, you, OTOH, have been trained via marriage: you know you will ask him if he has taking his BP meds and listen to him complain about his son's marriage and admire his grandkids. You'll even Like his wife's inspirational posts on IG and be respectful to her. You are not planning on destroying his life, so they are very safe with you.

Na now your market go sell.

I have classmates that are 43, living in a nice flat in Chelsea (UK), being sponsored by people you read about in newspapers. The 25 yr old babes flaunting on IG are for immature Mid Life Crisis guys in their early 40s (who just started collecting N2m/month from an IOC), that want to feel young, all the girls can get is N400k and "thanks" from the serious big men.

Start dressing up and spending 2 hours every weekend on the island, in strategic bars. Something go click.

I am speaking from experience.

Trust me!

Expert. You sabi the game.

wirinet:
False. Stop advising people wrongly based on ignorance.
If she divorced you based on court marriage, she will be entitled to a share of your properties as determined by the judge, based on the years of marriage, your assets acquired during the marriage and her contributions to the marriage.

Keep quiet, you ignoramus. The guy was right. It is always you poor folks always trying to protect one nonexistent and imaginary property(ies). I'm sure a lot of you have no pin to your name. 🙄

This one is looking for applause from men. Continue o, Atutupoyoyo.

Valwezzy:
Oya do giveaway for boys 😎

Valwezzy:
Tomorrow, I have a DREAM 😁😁

Did you get the Airdrop too?

Lol. Yea, I did.

Valwezzy:
Sell some of course — if you got BINANCE’s extra 20k and have 50k and above.

You can always buy back when the price crashes, I strongly believe the token will reach $1 someday, might even reach $1 before NOTCOIN.

When is this “someday”?

abba09:
I'm doing fine. Nd that pic on your profile make me more comfortable. See ya,later

Thank you.

abba09:
hi sexy its been so long
I miss you so much muah

Thank you.

How're you?

Kaczynski:
He's non-binary

He looks gay even.

You only have one potent solution— LOSE YOUR JOB and go broke. The condition of being broke in a cold clime like Canada will set you back to default.

UjuJoan2:
This is the repercussions of the 50/50 bills you men have been fighting for. There is no romance without finance. Just as men are wired to cheat, women are wired to be turned on by money.

If you want romance in your marriage, be ready to provide 100%. You cannot expect her to share bills with you and then want to come and “play with her b00bs”, it won’t work. A providing man is a sexy man. Anytime she sees you she will want to jump your bones.

Argue with your ancestors!!

And you know this, how?

Do you live with them? Chochocho.

pansophist:
This is one good aspect of polygamy. It cures issues like this lol

Do you think every woman cares? Some women do not care about competition since that is your inference about polygamy, especially if she's vindictive and spiteful, then it is a rockabye.

The woman in the OP seems like who has mentally checked out. So, your polygamy suggestion is dust.

Seun:
I will try to say something. Have you attended the SureHome Seminar?

When you go marry, Oga? Old papa.

This thread has just gone to show that a lot of Nigerians in the USA are illegal migrants. And worse still, are very stark illiterates.

Too many cringy comments. Why do you have to be illegal in a country your fathers didn't build? Have you swines seen the havoc that undocumented migrants have caused in the North? Now, that's what Trump is trying to nip in the bud. You either jet out and return to build your country from where you left it or just pray to your god that Trump doesn't win.

I would pick the first choice if I were you though.

wunmi590:


Stupid man, can you imagine a man which parent were immigrants from another country...

If US have denied your parent visa or deported your parent, would you have been given the opportunity to rule the country the first time?

You can't even win that it..

Majority of all the people who have lifted US to where it is today are majorly immigrant..

Why do you sound like your kettle of fish was stolen? Did you seem to read the OP well at all?

Trump is not against legal immigration. All Trump is saying is that, if you must immigrate, it has to be legal. Now, what's wrong with that? Imagine you being a citizen of a country and illegal immigrants come over to mess the place up and make it porous, does it make any sense to you?

Take into consideration the crop of illegal immigrants from Nigér and these other war-infested counties who are in Nigeria today and causing great havoc, thanks to our porous borders. Have you seen how much these guys have caused us? I bet you don't.

Now, stop being emotional and support the cause. You don't even have to support the cause because Trump is winning. Just be rational enough to understand that illegal immigration is wrong and does a country no good.

erico2k2:
xtreemly ignorant, There is nothing wrong in selling Eggs, and also the body produces and destroys eggs at will

Refrain from speaking about matters you are less knowledgeable about. The female reproductive system doesn't regenerate eggs. They are non-renewable. The eggs deplete through the medium of monthly periods if they aren't fertilized.

Yes, there is nothing wrong with selling your eggs for cash, but woe betides any female that lands herself in the hands of a crooked and quack doctor. If she was initially told 100 eggs would be harvested, over 500 eggs would be harvested or even more. I have heard gory stories.

And then, over the years, their ovarian reserve depletes and premature menopause sets in…

And then, this is where Shiloh comes in to cast and bind the forces they set up against themselves ….

GorgeousAF:
The comments here shows how naive some people are🤣it's just like selling your sperm... It doesn't get exhausted... Your body will keep producing eggs... The eggs you loose during your Menstrual cycle nko🤣does it stop you from having your menses the next month if you don't fall pregnant? Eggs will still be produced..

Shut up and stop being ignorant, you swine.

There is a fixed number of eggs all FAAB (females assigned at birth) are born with. Every month, you shed a number of these eggs as monthly period if they fail to fertilize with a sperm. Eggs do not regenerate. Your eggs aren't sperm cells that regenerate themselves. They are non-renewable.

Now, who's the naive one?

Kaczynski:
Both


She should be both a house wife and career woman .

Pick a side, you selfish cunt.

Zonefree:
This is 2024. You guys should stop asking useless questions. No man in his right senses would choose a liability over an asset.

Are you not daft like this?

How's a housewife a liability? Many housewives would set you up for business with their stipends and savings from their upkeep money, you swine.