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all lies, my brother from mercury leave beards baba
makes more sense, as far as you maintain am, you're good to go

bear-ds you wan use am intimidate our smooth faces abi.
you wan use Laf end person this afternoon, na really kid fowl. Leave vee o, she nor dey like full length fotos

Lol, I be your brother from Pluto or Saturn, which one??

shortly y na, leave am longly abeg

See my vee vee oo, see her sumptuous cheeks, although I don see her befr now sha

next, shervy we dey wait

taking his life with a knife must have been hell, how the knife wan long and sharp reach naa to make the ordeal quite seamless.

ok na moreorless murder sha
but na wa oo

Face your own o, you survive erection nor mean say you go survive punches o
divert your collabo to any person first, run am with one of the psquares or better still remix am with don-jazzy

Yeaaa!! I don see mrwondah wonder, no homo, but nice open teeth, na your selling point be that abi?
you be wan resemble burna boy o

receive it or shouting I receive! I receive!! I receive it!!! in churches is not our portion in Jesus name, Amen

hi Lorbar, thanks for the compliment, I only wish those kisses were beyond emojis, you know
Fantasies does more harm than good, mrwondah should understand bettr
That aside, I think you should know you possess some attributes that is adoring to me, I'll spill the beans in due time.

For now, put a cheer on your face, many reasons to be happy, depression is a noo no

o-oops upload your picture not your baeboos own

na that girl wan waste your money, ok wow you did the right thing

try abeg, seeing faces of peeps you communicating with makes communication seamless, negative or positive, communication na communication

yeh true, my face is the very opposite of how I interact but with close buddies sha, Oyo is the case if the familiarity is still in preliminary stage.
Looks are always very deceptive anyways, never judge a book by it's cover

befr updating bro, I need say I love the art in ur profile, wow

morning guys, wondahmann feels like disturbing this mormor, can see it in uu. Peak, it's in u.
so how fr naa, any better

p.s: my photo is in my profile, tired of ghosting.
Urge you guys to do same too except you're wanted
by the police or boko haram or you're extremely
worgly, those kind exceptional case beyond
repair.

I just hope say nobody know me befr for here shaa

crazyyyyy, I love being CRAZY
it yields long life

Lorbar love every I said up there na joke o
I am serious sha

una sleep well jare

Me asking about you nor relevant again abeg, I am acually worse than mrwondah, you can tag it whatever.
if na me I for pack the food, water and table join, naa I detest wastage na

get the gist, if the girl should appreciate and eat the food considerably, then to hell with her remnant, nor be say she go just collect one or two spoons then she expects me to applaud her

I first weird sha, I'll tell it to her face that I don't welcome wastage, make she go do am for her papa house

p.s: I fit give my dog the food sha or bettr still warm it and give myself a treat

date of her entering nairaland, make I know abeg, she need chop bettr bashing wey go make her dey finish her food say no to wastage

which kind yeye 2naira respek be da one? Vee
Which respect is greater than converting the plate of rice you bought with your hard earned naira as a take home package, the guy respect the work of hin hands and get value for the money, nor be to dey form hushpuppi for one slay queen wey on a normal basis go chop the pack for inside her dirty house.

mrwondah you did very well, may woe betide her if she dares lose respect for you
people dey find food naim person dey slay on top, is she alright??

today (to dey) hold something wey your heart is willing to let out nor good na, e get mental effect wey many people nor know, that's why when you let out that thing wey heavy for your heart, you go dey very relieved.
Trust I understand you bro mrwondah and for the rice package, na your money abeg, nor go look uche face o. no time

ok Lorbar I miss you o, small sha
ba where you dey since naa

9ja version of Kim kardashian and ray j

Iceberg's ugliness is iced, the guy belike bedbug
but money good sha

I detest when these Fake guys draw comparison with Jesus Christ.
Mr Apostle sulieman, please shut the fvck up

9ja sha, in a total state of disarray, retrogressing everyday.
I remember when fuel subsidy was removed in goodlucks tenure and fuel sold for 87naira/litre, people were opening their wide ajegunle gutter smelling mouth shouting for his impeachment or better still wait till the end of his tenure and kick his ass out as it is evident now.
Where are these guys today, at a time in your Fulani messiah's tenure, fuel sold for 350/litre and these retards swallowed the price like egusi soup, some said he's tryna develop the oil sector and we need to suffer first to achieve that, see the bloody and lame defence.
Oil is sold for 145/litre now as a constant, everyone seems cool with it, if it was Jonathan's tenure, you'll see rambling idiots upandan, hey don't think I am partisan, don't have time to support any idiot, I am just saying it as it is and as a citizen.

we really need iron hand in 9ja sha, that's why God blessed us with buhari, in the next election, people will purchase sense if they're devoid of one and put it to optimal use befr voting.

Meanwhile dear Bubu, escalate this thing jor, why you think say Nigerians vote for you, we never see something reach abeg, if not we go vote for you again o

Oh yeah, I agree shervy but e still early sha, I'll conclude after the next fixture

vee good evening

wtf is this, my guy looking like deflated poverty stricken donald trump

honestly sha, the thing nor fit am naa, carry head like yellow corn

me whine you ke, no naa, I just dey holla
seeing city's match, hope this scoreline remains so till FT
oops, city go win sha

trust arsenal never again, shervy how fr naa

spell Mugabe, then spell arsene Wenger
ok now compare both, you see the comparison abii
they never ever want to resign unless they're kicked out

just pray make dangote buy arsenal sha, he go do the needful until then..

touch that you cannot finish, is that one a touch
Lol, ok I nor argue possession at all, na una home now and arsenal like always, possession game.
but as a united fan, I dey watch our comportment even without the ball and yes, they did very well as evidently shown in the result.

Mr mourinho go like this your comment wella, I wish you can convert possession to 3 solid points

he's outdated sha, I agree with you but on the basis of this match, I knew we'll win arsenal whether he's outdated or updated, that's his cup of coffee.
united is picking form gradually and we've been thru a whole lot, I hope they continue like this, city go drop pts soon.

Sorry man shervy, at times I wonder if arsenal fans have a heart, like it has been dismantled time after time, heartbreaks upandan.
very committed set of human beings, if I have a sister, I'll make sure she gets married to an arsenal fan, I hope you guys replicate this commitment in relationships

thanks vee vee and shaybebaby, you girls left nothing untouched, you said it all, I hope you girls get married to a man who supports arsenal if you're not yet married, if you are, covert him to become an arsenal fan, thank me later

back to the match, we played you guys even after the red card, the third goal killed the game completely, nice communication between the united players as very evident in Lingards first
So shervy, as I earlier said, carry your hope go next week abeg

can type for Afrique

dropped it already sha, but here we go again since you insist.
I created an account in NL not long ago, just like dopeboss I knew about the forum since but not in depth as I know now, you know at times NL is suggested when you trying to get a soln from the net, so befr now, I only read thru comments and move ahead when I am done

Like I earlier said, I got involved in something and went thru the net as usual for past experiences, was directed to NL again, read thru comments and regretted for not seeing that very thread befr now because it was an eye opener, from the thread I knew I made a mistake in what I was involved in and could hardly remedy the situation unless I try again later on.

It was an application for something actually, results came and I was disappointed and angry also because the main site of the stuff wasn't elucidating enuf, NL was very much helpful and an eye opener thru the comments than the site itself.

befr getting the result of the stuff I applied for, I already prepped myself for the bad news because as I said, I knew I made a terrible mistake in the application thru NL, but when the results came eventually, it seemed as if I wasn't expecting it at all and depression was creeping in, you know, I am a very jovial person, an extrovert, but I cudn't help it, it made me drew closer to myself even till now, I know I am not fully myself because I am still nursing it, but I'll say I am doing quite well now.

how I saw this thread, OK I created an acct and shared my issh in the thread, got suggestions and all that (very nice thread), from there I was more interested in NL, I joke a lot and I like laughing too and I needed something to make me laff so depression won't creep in, I stumbled on the joke section and I was fascinated by this thread the most, I read from the first page which is 0 to 98 I think, I read every comment and dropped mine at the end, then I followed and here I am.

Like Lorbar said in my first epistle, this is a testimony and honestly I give credit to this thread, it's been so helpful I must say, always looking forward to twist words here when I am less busy.
Am I happy with the thread, yes I am
I like riddles too, I think vee is in a thread like that, I'll join you soon

I think this is enough, this is longer than all of mrwondah's dreams combined.

p.s: shervy how far naa, I trust you enjoying the match, nor use utd play abeg

own-ers of evil dreams, just leave mrwondah first, we go table hin matter in due time
Meanwhile let him continue dreaming, dem nor dey buy dreams for market, it's absolutely Free.

Lol vee, I think I've dropped mine already, abi??

p.s: mrwondah just kukuma turn the topic of the thread to 'show us how good and creative you are with your interpretation of dreams in mrwondahLand, dream dreams all the way'

match your hope to next wk abeg, up manchester united

center of attraction things o, wey dream don involve, befr mrwondah go twist people destiny, hah we gat nip and rearrange hin dream sharply

how you go say Lorbar and shaybebaby be caterers, I nor fit laff abeg, catering as a profession nor bad sha, but I know say the girls dey ambitious pass da one naa.

I go dream mine soon anyways, mrwondah I never really know the profession wey I go give you sha, I just hope say e nor go be opening and closing of doors holding plenty twenty twenty naira

WOAH RE-DREAM THE DREAM
you wan dream abi, you go dream tire today
keep re-dreaming the dreams till I become American president, if not you go dream tire

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