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mean-s I am back for you baby

Lol, my name have been flying around, hope I am safe
I thank the goons for saving my head, mrwondah and shervy, I greet una very plenty

Hey Ladies; [s]I am a very good boy o, loving and kind, can't even hot a mosquito mostly the female ones[/s].

p.s: I like jollof rice shaa, one of the reasons I am proud to be a nigerian, our party jollof sweet die, e fit make you reconcile with your enemy

garden egg, pepper, tomato, vegetable, strong spring bunk, pillow.. what else??

can you come and see it, yes yes yes yes

p.s: the garden is in my bedroom, where lots have been planted and harvested, best ever
hi don't bother about toolz, I've got alot here. Just come along with your planting suit, it's a long day and we gonna be very busy

About to wed. On thursday






















It's a drama series shown on Tv every Thursday, all my crushes heart be don jump enter their mouth, except Lorbar anyways, her heart is blank

Corrupt-ible vee, I agree say I corrupt sha, na 9ja we dey now where corruption is loved and cherished, so anyhow you fit corrupt your own, corrupt am. corruption na corruption, so I am not denying
you're corrupt too na and it'll will be worse if you deny

p.s: make sure the pastor coming to lay hands is not corrupt too o, because majority of them now, God nor call them, na them dey call God after hunger don throway shoki for their face

my heart was willing and volunteering to help since yours is wounded, but it seems you're not interested, your heart is blank; Lol, na your kidney dey pump blood abi
I thought you should know blank is someone's moniker, be ready for her Lorbar- lobatan

Lol, vee my mind is really dirty, you can imagine what I thought when I saw soap befr perusing the whole sentence, anyways you can help me with the soap for the cleansing

dirty mind wey clean pass your own abi
I like the way you intertwine and meander the thing to evangelical talk

just continue, you hear

Babies are sweet to make sha, very lovely and innocent beings, just prep yourself ahead for the follow-come aftermath

Adult meat ke. hehe
Please you'll elucidate more on this milk for babes and real meat for adults, are you talking in idioms or parables?
ehen, so there re fake meats abi This vee eh, just enlighten us more on the isshue sha, me particularly, I am interested and all ears.

The table na your own. shoot

continue peeping elantraceey

do unto me what I do unto you. If I kiss you, reciprocate .. ok that's a joke actually

Seriously now, madam vee vee what's the right thing to do that it seems I am not knowing, clue me in please

are we safe right here, na we dey right here
this one vee reconstructed her sentence to fall into pleasant places on my head, hope I am safe?

honestly nothing concern me with your FL spot in the past, present and future
carry go

p.s: The way Lorbar drifted like person nor ask abt her heart just dey make me laff, girls of nowadays sef.. wah do you people really want

Suspension is that what you're scared of? Oh come on

kiss-ing na bad thing now, na wa for you and your presido government o
there's what we call courtesy kiss or friendly kiss.. whatever, not deep French kiss
anyways na from clap we dey throway dance.

I've heard you, my mouth, lips, tongue and my kiss have heard you, we've diverted our attention to someone else

go away vee, Lorbar please come lemme heal the wound in your heart

heart you vee. Oya chop kiss

bookface, the reverse is the case

virtual-ly everyone in 9ja now is full of savage replies/talks mostly unemployed graduates/youths, venting the anger and frustration on any unwary human being

Vex ke, for online tantrums.. haba naa

Egbon martin0, nothing personal at all, just try epp move this interesting thread to the permanent site starting from your next post, be assured if you abide by this simple rules, your idiocy will be forced out/step down like mugabe did

On a serious note sha, na just online banter. but eblike you go worse offline sha.
abeg for the sake of your many admirers and crunchen crushes, follow the rules if at all make the thing nor taya person

shervydman:
Everything is fair in love and war but this is world war 3...... said by pia in 3 idiots.

3 idiots, a very interesting movie indeed. all is well even in the well

p.s: we have just one idiot here, he has honourably distinguished himself in the area of idiocracy. Everybody please put your hands together for martin0
may your idiocy linger on and stay in you longer than mugabe remained in power, oya say Amen.

Martin0:
Na wa ooo
Wetin I do nau?

you like wahala sha or you just like to break Law, no serzly if you just decide to be dumb, asin nor to follow this simple thread, haba naa tell me how 9ja wan take bettr. maturity nor be to pack beards full everywhere o or get hair for chest

I b wan ignore you ba I don see many of your post, na so you be sha , you like women diee, you don toast all the girls for NL finish, you don even toast some twice. you go quick toast your landlord daughter o wey go make the man leave one or two bullets for your wor-wor face.

Person like you eh, if I sell you finish, I nor go collect change, I go even pay who con buy you. You need go extinct

nothing personal sha and hope I nor spoil your package, your face like last week soup. yeye dey gburge for your body
goodmorning idiot

guys consider the factors you've highlighted but girls like you, I don't think so, una too like load, both usable and unusable..pack everything

Light travel is carrying what you really/strictly need, don't think there'll be reasons to buy stuffs at your destination but if that's the case, anything you're buying will be light also except you wan buy television

I greet everybody.

name dozie sounds like name 'those here'.
What's the meaning madam, I'm excited you're arnd shaybebaby, don't know what the excitement is all abt anyways.
And you're awake, you be nocturnal human being too

goodnight again?Jet-tison the goodnight, Lol; whatever that means, I hope you comprehend

yah I agree traveling in extreme comfort is an icing on the cake or should I say enough plantain (dodo) on the plate of hot beans

but in totality sha, I recommend you travel most especially if you have the means, leave priv.jet first except you be oyedepo daughter or niece, if you're none mentioned abeg fall in any bettr road transport service or better still our commercial airlines please.. you feel my rhymes abi
Traveling to new places, changing locations once in a while is not overrated, it has a medical check on us, help calm nerves and all except the travel is impromptu or you're traveling for a bad reason which is understandable.

p.s: I used oyedepo as a reference, could have been anybody before some people go open covenant for my head

heavy loads is what I detest when traveling, like traveling light. Truth be told, I have to reluctantly sacrifice dropping alot of stuffs I would have loved to travel along with for the sake of achieving a 'light travel'.
I feel safe, swift and smart when my load is light mostly in a place I am not familiar with.
Well your period of stay is a factor to consider too, it may be the reason for the heavy load and stuffs like that. but then this factor is directly directed to the manly men because yes we have feminine men alias Egbon bob is risky

For the female folks, period of stay is not a considerable factor at all, the load they'll carry along for two days go reach me use for one month

Una good eveninggoodnight

TheCabal:
When a woman is having an affair with another man, she can kill her husband.

I dey tellz you, you're very correct
She'll do the un doable when e go red

It's a very pathetic and disgusting trend actually

harry wonder.. Sounds like a rewinder

mine is my name anyways, realness is the inspiration behind mine , no need to dey frolick with moniker, so na there I yarn reach

gift-ed hands

26hours nor go still reach some people, hian

Fully back, hmm not yet sha, but soon hopefully.
I just feel like I am left behind, I really detest this feeling
just keep the welcome like you're keeping my cake , only you go by yourself know n reassure yourself say this guy is back fully when truely I am back.

I'll come like a police in the night, nor be only thief sabi night waka, make I con rodger

Living a life free from social media nowadays is like existing without living , ah nor even understand

If you think say na lie, exonorate yourself from smdia for 1wk, and immediately you're back on, the way news go take slap the right side of your brain like there's nothing left and con reslap the left side of your brain like there's nothing right, only you go by yourself off your phone, see news now, na that time you go hear say buhari share 1million for everybody and you nor know , just one week absence , your village people go say it's our work o, soft work

my paddy them, how una dey, I miss una small sha
It seems I missed vee's bday. abi? how all the chopping choppings and the crunchy crunches, hope you kept mine sha, cake nor dey quick spoil


p.s: I'm tryna recuperate(not health, something else ), hope to join you guys soon, actively active.
Una wehdone.

boring indeed. Rules are meant to be broken sha, think it's a similarity it shares with martin0's head, head can be broken too, so make he behave

too much ogogoro nor good o martin0, you done use ur school fee smoke weed finish, see your life? , abeg run comot here before you do face like who Ghana repatriate