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PoliticsRe: Third Female Suicide Bomber Caught By Villagers, Shot Dead (photos) by uzoexcel(m): 5:33pm On Jan 16, 2017
i see a human being...a child...not a 'dirty muslim'


change ur perspective
amaben2020:
One dirty Muslim gone
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Commands Followers To Kill Suspected Terrorists - 2015 by uzoexcel(m): 8:55am On Jan 13, 2017
Interesting
CultureRe: Make-Up Free Photo Of Ola Adeyemi, Alaafin Of Oyo's Wife, Shows Her Tribal Marks by uzoexcel(m): 10:16pm On Jan 12, 2017
seriously....this thing na scam
Jarizod:
Ahhhhhhh!!! shocked shocked Gbese re ooo!!

The person that made her up in the second pic cannot make heaven lipsrsealed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Got Three Teaching Jobs Within Three Months After My NYSC by uzoexcel(m): 4:49am On Jan 12, 2017
grow up
myners007:
Teach and remain poor.By the way i wonder what you will teach when u have poor writing skills
FamilyRe: Help, My Husband Dresses Like An Old Man, I Don't Find Him Sexy. by uzoexcel(m): 6:09pm On Jan 08, 2017
Make my wife be like u o..that dress sense thing...n.a. issue o

PaperLace:
I understand your concern_ it shows you care. I've seen women who don't care as long as it doesn't affect her own look.
Some men are like that, a woman would know the whole colour wheel (including cockroach brown and custard yellow) while a man is okay knowing just primary colours.

You say you have been correcting him? How did you correct him? We're dealing with a grown man here_ he has been dressing that way without seeing anything wrong in it, approach is very important. Don't insult him in the process, first compliment the quality, colour or fitting..."Shugar I love this shirt, the stripes are cool BUT it would have gone better with a carton-coloured-pants or brown shoes".

Most times they have a mental picture of how they wanna look, but they don't know how to SHOP.
You have to put in work, it's not by saying "hey, I hate your dressing, it embarrasses me"_ WHAT EFFORT HAVE YOU PUT IN, ASIDE THE USUAL TALK-TALK-TALK?

A long time ago, my man was such a rigid dresser_ always so officially dressed like we were going for a meeting. On my part, I loved the whole yipee dressing.
WHAT DID I DO? I bought him 1 or 2 wears first, I remember the look on his face when I got him tan brogues. 'Told him I wanna follow him when next he's shopping. We got there and I influenced his choices.

Now that I have more disposable income, I handle his closet, down to his briefs. I have specific tailors for natives,office/casual trousers and shirts. I know all his measurements down to his shoes. When we are watching TV, he says "see that clothe/shoe, I like it"...I quickly take a pic, go source for the material or a look alike and that's it. He doesn't know what they sell at School Rd, Ariaria, Kent...etc, his own is to wear and receive compliments. I don't have a problem with that, I am okay with him looking like 'my man'.

His dress sense now is 99.9%, everybody is happy now wink.
Please, note that you do not have to spend millions to dress well, you only need to know the right places to shop.
Try this, come back and buy me any whisky.

I'll edit if I remember anything else.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Requirements For A Job In A Tel'com. Company? by uzoexcel(m): 2:19pm On Jan 08, 2017
Grow up
jogsman01:
Fu*k is given
Science/TechnologyRe: The Earth Is FLAT. Discuss! by uzoexcel(m): 6:46am On Jan 06, 2017
Interesting perspective
Rossikki:
THE SINGLE PICTURE THAT PROVES THE EARTH IS FLAT

https://henrymakow.com/upload_images/Chicago%20Skyline%20Joshua%20Nowicki2.jpg

'In this photograph, the Chicago skyline can be seen clearly. The picture was taken by Joshua Nowicki as he stood at Grand Mere Park, Michigan, which is approximately 57 miles away, across Lake Michigan from Chicago.

If the earth were a globe, none of the buildings, including the Sears Tower (now called the Willis Tower), would be visible. They would all be below the horizon. The top of the Sears Tower would be 194 feet below the horizon. The only thing that would be visible in the entire Chicago skyline would be the uppermost 85 feet of the antennae on the top of the Sears Tower. In fact, however, the entire Sears Tower and all of the other buildings along the shore in Chicago can be seen in the Nowicki photograph. That picture by Joshua Nowicki of the Chicago skyline proves that the earth is flat.

http://henrymakow.com/2016/02/Edward-Hendrie-Flat-Earth-Defense.html#sthash.poaESwAy.dpuf
Christianity EtcRe: Mandel Effect And The Strong Delusion by uzoexcel(m): 6:02pm On Jan 04, 2017
Oh so there's a thread on this

The one I vividly remember is 'Looney toons'... only to Google it up and its now 'Looney tunes'...
From all my searches on the web, I can't find any evidence of 'Looney toons'.. I mean no trace

i kinda v a photographic memory for numbers and designs and i can remember d cursive writing in the 'toons'.
It's crazy
ProgrammingRe: NGR, Nigeria First Made Programming Language by uzoexcel(m): 5:51pm On Jan 04, 2017
Interesting!!!!!
EducationRe: UNILORIN Student Who Won A Master's Scholarship Abroad (Photos) by uzoexcel(m): 5:44pm On Jan 04, 2017
WatchinginHD:
Seen
Grow up
Nairaland GeneralRe: Now That The Cross-over Jamboree Is Over (must read) by uzoexcel(m): 3:12pm On Jan 04, 2017
Reiyvinn:
grin
Nice onebro
RomanceRe: What's The Weird Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by uzoexcel(m):
'Non groupie/crowdthinker'...same here bro

And that social media stuff s a turn off...especially d ones that update the world on location status, 100pictures per day pouting lips like a duck..for me it shows idleness undecided

Zedoo:
Attractive...well...

Has to be a deep lady. Not a showy person. Knows her profession well, has some sense...
A lil bodily hair won't hurt...
Full brows,
A non follower of pop fashion style....and a non groupie/crowdthinker.
Very confident about herself inspire of any physical flaws and also doesn't apply make up ALL the gadamn time and post pics of when she's "slaying" alover social media.
RomanceRe: What's The Weird Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by uzoexcel(m): 2:10pm On Jan 03, 2017
This won't count as weird.....
I like me someone who's not intellectually lazy.... who seeks to know things and likes to do independent research...who seeks to improve on her current knowledge base...who keeps an open mind...someone who reads books;novels and all..
This r the first features that attract me to a lady... every other thing is an added bonus

Back to weird...GOOD SWEET SMELLING HAIR is a fetish cheesy
TravelRe: Snow In Africa ! (pic) by uzoexcel(m): 11:03am On Jan 02, 2017
deolu2000:
The kind of threads that make FP these days self. Am just thinking, abeg who snow epp?
In addition to our corrupt politicians, u are part of Africa's problem
TravelRe: Snow In Africa ! (pic) by uzoexcel(m):
ellacute45:
lol whatever
apologise
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Significance Of Going To Church Every 31st Of December? by uzoexcel(m): 11:20am On Jan 01, 2017
teemy:
i see christians as the ones undermining the power of God. is he less potent in answering prayers on other days of the year compared to the crossover night? for some praying in the nude or repeating words over and over. that is religion over belief.
Interesting analysis
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Significance Of Going To Church Every 31st Of December? by uzoexcel(m): 9:58am On Jan 01, 2017
On point...by January 1st they 'll most probably return to their daily lives with some continuing their nefarious activities;the cross over service long since forgotten sad

Bisjosh:
Thats the wacked mentality of Nigerians

Overly religious but morally decayed

Even some people havent gone to church throughout this year....but would go to watch night.... for what exactly? Smh

Im going to pray at the comfort of my home.

2017 is tomorrow like another day.
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Significance Of Going To Church Every 31st Of December? by uzoexcel(m): 9:56am On Jan 01, 2017
Deicide:
grin To pray to Yahweh for a Better "Year" For Nigeria to be better than the last funny Enough it doesn't Work!!!

Am still waiting for when Nigerians would really realize that no God would come from up and start fixing your country for you... Its left to us jare...
Tell em.....me I usually sleep into the next year and wake up by midday smiley
FamilyRe: Twitter User Slams Feminists, Teaches Them "How To Keep A Home" by uzoexcel(m): 4:44pm On Dec 30, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Abeg tell them o. When them deceive themselves go 1million mile then later turn back to face the truth in marriage, e go come be like say marriage hard

If you were heartbroken by a man, pray that God should heal your wounded soul before time runs out and stop fighting against the truth of reality.

Abeg your mama train you well op.
Lol
TravelRe: Visitors To America Will Surrender Social Media Accounts by uzoexcel(m): 5:56pm On Dec 28, 2016
I foresaw this
Christianity EtcRe: A Catholic Priest Holds Mass In An Open Church (Photos) by uzoexcel(m): 1:25pm On Dec 25, 2016
Yeah..there r lots of things to admire in the catholic church

wunmi590:
That's one of the spirit of being a true catholic.

It shows that, is not untill you have a big church or a small roof under you before you can worship.

Most of the times I always envy these priests, is not an easy thing allowing your child to become a catholic priest.

Ever since I became a catholic, I have never regretted it.

I want to also use this medium to say a very big thank you to Rev. Fr. Samuel Umiem Edem of St. Jerome's parish (Nung ikono Ufok) akwa ibom, for your support, care both financially, and morally during my days then in akwa ibom as a Corper.

#ForeverWillIBeACatholic
Christianity EtcRe: A Catholic Priest Holds Mass In An Open Church (Photos) by uzoexcel(m): 1:21pm On Dec 25, 2016
Lol...dnt lose faith

bebe2:
Am really struggling with this religion thing.

I need an epiphany, if I don't see concrete proof of the positive effect of religion in my life and that of pple around me, am going to stop quit altogether.

It just doesn't make sense, we are praying, praising, worshipping, yet we are hungry, sick, oppressed, rejected but our fairer skin

counterparts have rejected religion and would rather spend their Sundays, New Year's Eve etc at parties, clubs or in their houses yet they are healthier, richer , happier , more accepted.

What are we doing wrong??

It just don't make sense lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Merry xmass
PoliticsRe: Delta Paid Ibori N250m In UK Prison by uzoexcel(m): 1:15pm On Dec 25, 2016
The solution s to pray more grin
Coldfaya:
Governor serves for 4-8years gets yearly pension of N50MM which is paid promptly.

Teacher/civil servant serves for 35 years, gets 20k pension which is still not paid regularly.

this is not about Delta state alone but about All States in the federation. how politicians in Nigeria have put us inside bottle and we still keep smiling marvels me walahi.

ayam tired. Merry Christmas
PoliticsRe: Buhari: We Need Divine Guidance Now - Daily Trust by uzoexcel(m): 12:38pm On Dec 25, 2016
WizBLANCE:
SHUT UP.... HOW HARD IS THAT? YOU NEED ECONOMIST NOT GOD, GOD HAS DONE ENOUGH FOR NIGERIA.
Lol
Travel AdsReturn Ticket For Sale (abuja To Owerri) by uzoexcel(op):
sold
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by uzoexcel(m): 6:43pm On Dec 24, 2016
nice one!!!!

ebunoyeyemi:
Hmmm... When God decide to smile at a man, no condition can make Him change His mind. OluwaDebby, God will be with you, you'll exceedingly excel, what you think you can't achieve in 5 years will be giving to you in a day even when you don't worth it. Me that i joined this platform 2 months ago, just after my nysc, sending my cv to any related IT jobs.... Me dat it was just two ppl i don't know in my life that God used for me (Debby and one woman i don't know even till now), got a job with HDS, to work with sterling bank abuja region with just a phone interview of 7 to 8mins. I'll be ungrateful if I dont appreciate God, and indeed also my dear OluwaDebby. God will bless you beyond measures.

To those who are still searching... Please don't give up, out of countless number of places i sent my cv to, only one place called me and everything was settled over that phone call. Please don't relent, all you have to do is very simple, just bliv that God will pick your call in a way you never expect it one day.

Thanks all
RomanceRe: Financially Dependent Ladies Who Talk About Marriage Lack Vision by uzoexcel(m): 6:06pm On Dec 24, 2016
TheSociopath:
Thos os fp worthy. I always wonder too. Some women just want to experience how a wedding day looks like. Done just want to get married because of post pressure. Marriage is more than that. A woman with money and vision commands respect from her husband
words on marble from A SOCIOPATH grin
ironic
RomanceRe: Financially Dependent Ladies Who Talk About Marriage Lack Vision by uzoexcel(m): 6:03pm On Dec 24, 2016
TEVLI:
[color=#688E23]Tell them o!! My uncle who recently got married is broke, Makes me wonder if "He who has found a Good Wife" has really found a good thing?? Or just another Money-Siphoning Stuff[/color]
lol
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by uzoexcel(m): 1:56pm On Dec 23, 2016
wHyyyyyyyyyY:
are u af0nja?
undecided

RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by uzoexcel(m):
wHyyyyyyyyyY:
can you even beat drum?
U never know..I may mistake ur flat skinny head for a drum huh
undecided
EventsRe: A Cute Daughter Of A Proud Afonja & Pretty Igbo Is 2yrs Today by uzoexcel(m): 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2016
Wishing u more happy years....true love and happiness transcends all especially if there's understanding

I'm happy ur religious and tribal differences did not stop u in pursuing ur happiness..I'm sure u still practising ur faith and she practises hers and no one loses...Open mindedness and maturity is the key..one love to u broo and madame Mary...

God/Allah bless ur family
olasha1:
Wahooo Pls join to wish my princess Ruquyat Chidinma Olaoye happy birthday as she is + 1 today.

Thought it wasn't easy for me being a Muslim osun man to Mary my pretty wife from anambra but alas we scape through with both family and inlaws very happy now.

And the proud product of our union is 2yrs today.
I wish my princess long and life and prosperity.

U are the reason why I am proud to associate with the Easterners and I pray we will never regret the association.

Cc lalasticlalla Pls move it to the permanent site. This an upcoming nairalander as both her mum n dad is a member since 09.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by uzoexcel(m): 12:25pm On Dec 22, 2016
Please put up a notice that everyone has to eat just one ration..cis some people 'll come with the mind of eating 3 days food angry

vizkiz:
If you are going to elegushi Beach I hope you know you wouldn't go with nothing less than 5k (transportation not included)

Reason why we decided to make it 3k..

Gate fee to elegushi is 1,000 naira (ask anyone)

The other 2,000 will be used to provide barbecue, tent and a Dj. I hope you can see its chicken change.

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