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Are i the only one not feeling 'Cisco' this season? He seems less cheerful (fine his brother died) .in the previous seasons, cisco had wisecracks and smart comebacks...Now he just seems a lil less lively

Good idea..coming clean is always the best..the shame may be there but at least u ll v rest of mind

selch:
This is funny, but the truth about blackmail is it never stops they would keep coming to ask for more and more until nothing is left, even if it ur nude or sex tape or u cheat on ur husband or wife, I think d best is come clean, d truth is better told by you than how d person trying to blackmail u would put it

Good one..i like ur focus..hope ur studies are going well...i ll advice you though to take ur studies well...go for a first class or a 2:1..cram and pour if possible..during ur semester breaks, take courses especially on programming, networks,web design and even electronics....ur certificate in naija brings you to the front door.# of coys...ur creativity and techie skills keep u on the job

Alpet:
Good day, my brothers........ To God be the Glory, after applying for B.SC. Information and Communication Science in UNILORIN for the past two years, I was admitted and given ICS this year. I want you boss hear to be a mentor to me. What are the other professional courses that I can be doing now as a first year student. I need your advice on what is on in the labour market and any tech-based company that can accept me for free work (with my no certificate), if it is possible. Kindly give out other important advice that you know I need as a newbie.

reAwakening this thread

Good work Danladi.
I wanna ask.
I intend studying for and taking a specialist exam (Cisco). The exam is Cisco Service Provider Mobility UMTS to LTE Specialist Certification.
A brief description of the exam goes thus:
The Cisco Service Provider Mobility UMTS to LTE Specialist certification validates a Service Provider Network engineer's knowledge and skills required to understand technologies, components, architectures, and products that are found in Universal Mobile Telecommunications System (UMTS) packet core networks, specifically in the migration to Long-Term Evolution (LTE) Evolved Packet Systems (EPS), including Evolved Packet Core (EPC) networks and radio access networks (RANs).

i havent done CCNA exam. Do you think i need the knowledge gleaned from CCNA studies to pass this exam? I will appreciate contributions from u and more knowledgeable people around.

Between I am a 3G RF Engineer.

DanIndia:
Hi Guys,

I'm kinda new to this thread but not new to CCNA.
If anyone is interested to join a study online group for CCNA/CCNP please hola back. I'm planning to start a Cisco Study Online Group with a couple friends.. they are both CCNA certified and are preparing for CCNP R&S.
I'm not a Certified CCNA(yet) but I'm thoroughly versed with CCNA v1, I did the CCNAX training last year but I got busy with college and I couldn't do both as I major in core subjects. I'll be on a 2 months holiday (sometime in April) and afterwards writing the CCNA Exam.

If you'd like to join for hours of labbing, and studying together. Then quote and comment on my post... and let's start some fire!

P.S: We'll be doing video trainings and screensharings like Google Hangouts and other web apps; you'll need a reliable internet connection

has anyone written CWNA (Certified Wireless Network Associate) recently?
How did you prepare?

Nice exchange...I will search for the book

kolinz:
FAITH IS WHAT ATHEIST LACK.


READ THIS,


Just a fun cool little story I thought you all might enjoy and be encouraged by Einsteins use of logic to proof that God can exist, be Perfectly Loving, and there be evil in the world....
An atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. 'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'
'Yes sir,' the student says.
'So you believe in God?'
'Absolutely. '
'Is God good?'
'Sure! God's good.'
'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'
'Yes'
'Are you good or evil?'
'The Bible says I'm evil.'
The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible! He considers for a moment. 'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'
'Yes sir, I would.'
'So you're good...!'
'I wouldn't say that.'
'But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?'
The student remains silent. 'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax 'Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?'
'Er..yes,' the student says.
'Is Satan good?'
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.'
'Then where does Satan come from?'
The student falters. 'From God'
'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?'
'Yes, sir..'
'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'
'Yes'
'So who created evil?' The professor continued, 'If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'
Again, the student has no answer. 'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'
The student squirms on his feet. 'Yes.'
'So who created them?'
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them?' There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. 'Tell me,' he continues onto another student. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'
The student's voice betrays him and cracks. 'Yes, professor, I do.'
The old man stops pacing. 'Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'
'No sir. I've never seen Him.'
'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
'No, sir, I have not..'
'Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'
'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'
'Yet you still believe in him?'
'Yes'
'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist... What do you say to that, son?'
'Nothing,' the student replies.. 'I only have my faith.'
'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence...only faith.'
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat? '
'Yes.
'And is there such a thing as cold?'
'Yes, son, there's cold too.'
'No sir, there isn't.'
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. 'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit d own to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, 'cold' is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'
'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation.. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'
'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?'
'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'
'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains.. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but it has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'
'Now tell me, professor.. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'
'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.'
'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. 'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.' The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter. 'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.' 'So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take them on faith.'
'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?' Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'
To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'
The professor sat down.
PS: the student was Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein wrote a book titled God vs. Science in 1921...

http://joshuamarshman.theworldrace.org/?filename=interesting-read-albert-einsteins-proof-that-god-can-exist

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Good point

laribari:
I'm very sure you have a car or enter buses. Will you say because people die in accident then you will stop driving or entering buses? If you claim to be careful on the wheel, what makes you think the next man coming facing you is not a lunatic?

So because of false prophet then you have to bash christianity and openly support a man who mocks ur God, saying men created him. You should tell him to shut up rather Dan turn against Christians because of fundraising. Didn't Jesus tell you already that there are false prophets everywhere?

What goes on in churches shouldn't be ur problem if you know why you are there. It is not by force to give because if you do it is for ur own good according to the scriptures but it is not by force. I don't give when I'm not led to.

Do not be deceived about hell. was it not Jesus who told the story of Lazarus and the rich man? Does it not look like threatening a rich? Jesus said it is easier for a camel to pass tru the eye of a needle Dan rich people entering he'll. If u see it as a threat then it is a shame but he was just passing an information. If I tell unbelievers of christ that they go to he'll, it is not a threat but an information written by God.

I know sometimes unbelievers are guilty that is why they say it is a threat but it is not.

Glad u highlighted d poverty factor!!!

HardMirror:
CONTINUATION....
I stopped my last post at the witches that came to me for deliverance.
Remember, I said my major gift was the gift of the word of knowledge. This gift helps you to know hidden things about people.
So looking at the grandma I concluded she was the real witch and she has initiated her grand daughter and was only being mischievous.
So I asked both of them to kneel while we circled them and pray.
We prayed in the spirit for about 2hours, as we prayed in tongues I would speak out revelations of the holy spirit in yoruba language so she could understand.
The woman started crying and rolling on the floor. But the grand daughter was just there looking confused.
I started revealing things that were going on in her family and telling her how God was fixing them.
I started telling her how God has set her free and restoring her family.
I spoke with authority. I quoted scriptures. It was powerful.

NOTE: I was not a deceiver or liar my word of knowledge just comes naturally to me. Though now I understand why. I had a passion to see people set free. Honestly I wish god was real. I would have gone round the world restoring broken lives.

Now what was happening? It is all about knowledge, Burden, hope and understanding.
The old woman had a burden, knows and understand she was standing before someone who could give her hope.
The daughter did not understand anything. All the confession she made was based on thinking what was expected of her was to be a witch so she was saying things she didn't understand.


We rounded up the prayer. I asked the woman some questions. She said she is delivered. She was in tears I had to hug her and pet her.
The daughter was still damn confused. I just looked at the confused girl and told her God has set them free.

When I reflect back on that incidence, I begin to understand that poverty is the real witchcraft. YOU CAN NEVER SEE AN AJEBUTTER that is a witch. NEVER! Your background, silly people that keeps calling you a witch, superstitions all come together to make people believe they actually have power to hurt other people.

When I was a kid, there was this girl in my primary school always claiming to be a witch she keeps telling her classmates she would kill them. One day a girl fainted in her class. Trust nigerians, everyone said it was the witch girl that caused it. The foolish girl thought it was her weapon to be important too she never understood the gravity of foolish things she was saying.

Of recent I met an Edo girl, the girl friend of a friend. We were talking about witchcraft and I told her it was not real. She said I did not know what I was saying that it is Very real.
When she saw I was not buying her theory. She confessed to me that she used to be a witch. What?! You were a witch?
Nice one.

Explain the term EXCESS KNOWLEDGE?

nelsonoba:
Do I sound stressed to you? I'm certainly not! I don't belong to the class of some religious people who hate others and try to fight for their god. My God is not under any threat from you or anybody, He is God all by Himself, He doesn't need your approval of Him or your recognition of His sovereignty for Him to be God. What I feel is not stress, but great horror at the sight of what awaits you in eternity for the boldness to openly challenge the Almighty with the same brain and logical reasoning that He created and gave to you. One thing I know the devil for is the fact that he will use you and DUMP YOU! You are feeling cool with yourself because of the excess knowledge you think you have? Don't worry, God has seen and dealt with your type before, and your case is not new to Him. You will not be the first to deny Christ, and you will not be the last either, but like I said, by the time the devil is done using you and he feels he has no further need for your services, HE WILL DUMP YOU LIKE SHIT IS DUMPED IN A TOILET! By the time you find yourself after death in anguish and torment in hell and you see the same devil you are working for now being the one adding to your torment, you will swear and curse the day you denied Christ.

Like I said, I feel horror at what I know awaits you, not stress.

Dimples999:
Guys would you jump on board this new wagon?

Say goodbye to baldness and hair loss

Eewww....I would be sacked @ work if I don any of this

Nice one

Decryptor:
4 and 7 is what works for me!

Seriously, i am so in love with my wife that the mere thought of cheating appalls me.

Another key to being monogamous is constant intimacy with your spouse or partner. Some say you will get bored but when there's real love, it gets more exciting and the bond becomes stronger.

U just put my thoughts in words....'having a strong connection with a lady/wife s of paramount importance and trust me women like this exist

AnonyNymous:
Good post
Not that I have any experience because nobody loves me
But, I feel like if a man is able to connect on so many levels, cheating won't even occur to him. Imagine being able to talk about anything with your girl/wife. . . showing her a funny meme you saw, talking about religion/politics, a TV show you both watch together, or even just useless trash talk . Sex would be like the physical manifestation of your emotional bond, so much that you wouldn't even imagine having it with anyone else. Lol. Women like that don't exist though, and neither does this kind of love, at least to my knowledge. These are just pretty words and they don't apply to real life

Lol

IamLEGEND1:
[b] Trust me,you aren't alone in your struggle.
Air-headedness & docility is the norm when it comes to naija babes,anything else is the exception to the rule.
I gotta admit,I really envy your tenacity & willpower. if I dated a girl like yours,I would have shot my myself (twice,preferably) in the head a long time ago.

I obtained some random girl's number a while ago and we got to talking. I absentmindedly asked her opinion on the Arab spring and she kept saying 'Eh?',pretending not to have heard what I said.......I decided to spell it out for her in plain terms and the best reply she could muster was 'They should just negotiate with the terrorists na'.

I nearly screamed into the phone but ultimately kept my cool. I told that ìdiot to lose my number,PRONTO.
A brother needs a girl who can have blood flowing in the two most important directions- Towards his brain & towards His dìck.

Unto you I say,brotherly: dump this intellectual liability and find yourself someone who can stimulate you sexüally and intellectually. [/b]

It's just U

Mimzyy:
Conjugal bliss forever.

Is it just me or does the guy look more like a Yoruba demon guy and the lady on the other hand looks like a igbo chic?

Not again....what is wrong with this men of God

O.p,
Please clarify, when u say 'igbo', do u mean the present day south easterners or u mean a neighbouring tribe to the yorubas

Thank you very much...Well put

bellong:
Your question is ambiguous. Everybody has a reason for relocation, individual differs on why he/she chose to relocate, so streamlining experience into one sentence will not answer your question.

First, identify why you want to move. Some moved because they want to live in a sane environment, some for personal health, some to escape family drama and issues while majority relocated for economic prosperity.


In saying the above, your reason for relocation will determine whether the move worth it or not. However, irrespective of the reasons that initiated your relocation, you will definitely find what you are looking for in the long run.
If you are moving for economic prosperity, I wouldn't say you will get a job immediately you arrive but no matter what you will get something reasonable doing within the first six months "worst" case scenario. It is why the government advised that migrants bring enough resources for the first six months.
It doesn't mean you can't get a job immediately. South Australia has the highest rate of unemployment despite the statistics, I know people who got something doing within three weeks of arrival. No two people are the same, there are individual circumstances such as your employable skills, good resume, transferable skills, good cover letter and interview performance not forgetting networking which can land you a job faster than any other process.

In summary, understand why you are relocating so you will be able to measure if your dreams or expectations have been met. Then have a realistic expectations of what to get. The system is relatively fair to all except you are extremely ignorant. Be conversant with your work conditions and speak up against your employer if your rights are being trampled on or if you are being denied. No one has the right to bully you at work, if you are being bullied or discriminated against, you have the luxury of escalating it to the Work, Health and Safety (WHS) body in your state to mediate. This is without any repercussions against you.

For my own reasons, expectations are being met and for everyone in this country, things can only get better.

Hello all,
Been following this thread for a while now

I just want to ask guys who have crossed over to that side to narrate their experiences...has ur dreams turned to fruition? How has ur experiences Been like while job hunting? Etc

1 bedroom in lug be FHA is still 450k...

I wouldav rooted for your speech but how in the world will u not mention NAIJA POLITICIANS

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

uzolexis:
thank you OP, pple be blaming demons for everything

Hahaha..u need Jesus

nairaland don kill me

shamecurls:
Do you take Alcohol? If yes, try and change your brand.

I once use to fly whenever I take a minimum of 13 bottles of star lager beer. When I switched to Harp, I started finding myself crawling underground. Now that I take Goldberg,my dreams have been moderate as I only find myself driving a truck on the high sea.

u may be a mutant...just do some introspective evaluation and just maybe u may knw what your role and your power is supposed to be
Seriously,
u can take the naija 'safe' route by going to a pastor and be 'delivered'...for me though, i urge you to patronize and watch foreign sci-fi films and series like The flash, continuum,heroes reborn, heroes etc..most sci-fi movies are based on real researches undergone in top technological institutions around the world ...watching this programmes will broaden your knowledge horizon and you may even have a point of contact with a similar case u may watch....lastly,google is ur friend...go on the web and do lots of reading up...research your case and just maybe u may find cases of people with similar 'issues'...connect with them..they may be in a better position to offer you a fresh perspective on ur 'visions'..
You never know, u may be the solution to resolving crisis around the world...



just to add here that in case you have superpowers, your moniker should be 'VISION'

babz007:
sometimes i am really afraid to go to bed because my dreams are always horrible and very real, i have defied gravity so many times to the extent that i know how it feels even when i am awake i use to think it was just a normal thing until i start having persistent dreams of seeing myself flying and defying the laws of gravity it is so real it baffles me a lot, sometimes i tend to speak big grammatical English that i have never spoken when i am awake, sometimes while awake i tend to predict future happenings, because i use to have this feelings i cant explain about seeing a particular event happening before but i do not remember......please help me out i didnt bargain for all these

Moronic mor0n is what u are
Howz this an Ipod thing?

Jesusloveyou:
IPods will never stop to amaze me, always hailing any criminals either from north/south or apc/pdp.

cant download now

Noted!!!!

Bumdesh:
I hv mentioned this thing earlier on this trend there is no harm in doing the two evaluation many people's application hv been thrown out and the Visa officer signed incomplete documentation. Even wen you get to Canada the same report will be useful to you wen ur at interview n applications to say ur educationsssss hv been assessed n equivalent to a Canadian

Interesting thread

'Common among the igbo people?' Kindly clarify ur statement madame..one who doesnt know u cud term u tribalistic

Talk2Bella :
There are good women abroad, and this habit I am sorry to say is common among the Igbo people of Nigeria, they go abroad and hustle and want to invest back home, i have no problem with this, but who will now marry that girl you have been deceiving



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=937So_VluXQ


Isabella Ibeji

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/10/why-do-nigerian-men-come-back-home-to.html