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As in eh the thing tire me

Lapyte:
I still wonder the who the pastor is and the kind of message(s) he will have to preach to make that woman this gullible.I hail those men

sweettease:
try and appreciate a rhetoric joke

sweettease:
Lier lier! Lekki, VI, Balogun market, Ikeja and Ajah in two hours, for this Lagos? She dey fly?

Try and appreciate Sarcasm

Lol...

Eleniyan231:
One of the most humble soul in music industry worldwide

Yeah....a real nice guy

Lemme tap into this

Ironic that you should mention 'moral bankruptcy'

olaoge:
ON MMM

You got into many relationships that didn't work, and no one is mocking you. You got into a marriage that crashed, yet your friends are not on facebook mocking you, and you haven't killed yourself. Your many attempts at businesses have failed and you lost monies, yet you are still alive. You have taken many risks that never paid off, yet you are still moving on with hope.

Now you advised your friend not to do MMM, but he went for it anyways. MMM is frozen for 30days, atleast so we heard, and you find joy in taking to facebook to mock your friend JUST TO BE PROVED RIGHT. Same way you pray for the failure of the government you didn't vote for JUST TO BE PROVED RIGHT.

I have taken time to read the MMM freezing report, it is a shame that you have decided to take that report out of context, add salt and pepper to cause panic and unnecessary tension. Many people have fainted because they read your false version of MMM story.

Even if they were stupid, must you add to their sorrow?

Don't you have any shame sire? Are you not a hypocrite?

If that young man came to you for help, even to borrow money before MMM, would you have given him? How many of you have helped poor people the way MMM has in the last year(i speak based on the testimonies in the mouth of Nigerians). In October i met a young man in Port Harcourt who moved from someone's house as a squater to a one-bedroom apartment and i still remember the joy with which He glorified God for MMM. How many people have glorified God for your help and support, STINGY YOU!

There is a high level of moral bankruptcy in this nation. People are more willing to celebrate the pains of fellow Nigerians than anything else. It is the same reason they go to accident scenes, and their first impulse is not to help but snap and post gorry pictures on facebook to extract AMEN from people.

If you know you have never done things that failed in your life, then continue mocking your MMM friends.......

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I like the ' edit' part especially

seXytOhbAd:
A working woman often appreciates the value of money. Jobless lazy women are the often first to ask for random liabilities like the latest iPhone or money for Peruvian or Mongolian hair.
Meanwhile her mate is there collecting 120k/mo and still using Samsung Galaxy s3 and life hasn't ended for her.

Men appreciate a woman who values hard work and money.

Edit: I received a Lot of mentions... So let me clarify. When you work, you tend to value the effort that goes into providing whatever you have.

Op,are we wasting time dropping numbers here or what?

nymphomaniac:
Best characters for me are zsasz and tabitha. Great show. Follow it devotedly

Victor zsasz...he's a crazy killer

Nne easy o haba

uzolexis:
Nigerians if you want to confirm, go to the moon yourself. Let us stop balancing our asses in houses analysing whether other pple's advancement is real or fake.

uzolexis:
Seychelles...I love luxury and Seychelles is very luxurious with it's numerous beautiful Islands, hopefully will go there for my honey moon.

Costa Rica as well cos of it's Volcanoes. It has about 70 volcanoes and about 10 of them are active. I want to see an active volcano live.

Mine's Egypt....doing a private research on ancient African history and would luv to see the tombs and pyramids built by ancient African kings and queens

UrennaNkoli:
Mine would easily be Japan. Mainly the cities of Tokyo, Osaka, Sapporo. Japan has this aura that makes you feel on top of the world. Talk of the food, the people, the atmosphere . Everything is just perfect. I'll die for Japan.

Plaetton longest time

plaetton:
What I know is that the Lord, who is omnipresent( in case you forgot), is always the first ( according to people like you) to escape tragedies.

Here's my confusion
What makes Israel so different that entire nation's v to be annihilated? I thought it was the same God that created everyone...who created the ammonites the hittites the edomites etc

And if God has been rootingfor Israel all this years, why is the black man rooting for him since we are not Israelites or did something change?

alBHAGDADI:
You never understood the Bible and still don't want to make any effort to. Even when facts and truth are placed in front of you, you will still prefer to listen to the Quran which tells you the Bible is corrupted.

You can't prove how I have contradicted myself. When next you make a remark, Pls back it up with explanation.

The mission of the God of the old testament was to protect the nation of ISRAEL from the neighboring nations whom Satan regularly influences to try to destroy Israel. Same thing is occurring in our time as we can see the nations surrounding ISRAEL all trying to destroy it e.g Lebanon, Palestine, Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Iran Saudi Arabia etc, majority of whom took part in the 6 day war and are financiers of Hezbollah.

If God didn't protect ISRAEL then, those evil nations of old would have destroyed it, a thing that would have prevented the coming of the Messiah which happened through Israel.

As for the Quran, all its commands were war against non-believers and forceful islamization of nations. An example is how Dan fodio brought Islam to Nigeria and converted your ancestors using a sword.

How come you have never been able to explain to us how we took out of context your Quran commands to kill? And how come you cannot dispute the OP? hope you now see the true meaning of that verse.

No I won't be joining now..probably @ d next time it starts...I have so much work on my hands for now..let's knw how it goes

azibit:
https://www.coursera.org/specializations/data-structures-algorithms

It starts on the 12th of December, 2016

It is a specialization course which spans over a period of 6 months. Each part takes 1 month to complete and that means it has 6 parts. Please do let me know if you would be joining the course so that we can try share some ideas

azibit:
I am currently trying to focus on Algorithms and Datastructures. Started a course at Coursera on that. Try check it out too. It spans around 6 months

When next is the course starting?

Interesting read Mazi

MaziOmenuko:
Here is an interesting read.



https://www.yahoo.com/news/im-christian-married-atheist-heres-170000627.html

What do y'all think? Can you do it? Marry an atheist or a christian as the case might be?

Following

Kay17:
Self sacrifice very stu.pid!

Society bent Michael's mind to the extent that he lost whatever value he had for his life and his future, and made him believe self sacrifice for OTHERS is the ultimate goal. That other people are more valuable than him. Whereas its not. Society poisoned him.

He is dead, and most likely to be forgotten.

Shallow disgusting way of reasoning

AxeurdaddyIX:
Mismatched libido. Either you match up to his or he tones down to yours. That's how you can both solve this problem.

It's better checked now because it can lead to problems in marriage.

Hmmmm

080752****

Windows 98

Niceeeeeee

funloaded:
Bro..... Download codeblocks..... Its the best tool to write c++, I have series of tutorials on my system but I stay in Ondo. Just download Code::Blocks for a start c++ is very easy let me even write a code to calculate 30% of any amount you input

#include <iostream>
#include <cmath>
Using namespace std;
Int main()
{
int x;
float y, z;
cout<<"Enter the amount you want to calculate to give 30% profit:";
cin>>x;
y = x * 0.3;
z = x + y;
cout<<"30% of"<<x<<"is "<<z<<endl;
}

The above program is the simplest code you can write with c++, if you run this code under code blocks or Dev, it will ask for a number, input any integer maybe 20, it will calculate 20 * 0.3 (30% of 20) and add the 30% to the 20 then it will give u ur answer to be 26....... So so so so simple

eduardobr61:
Je recommande https://www.penpaland.com est site d'échange linguistique

Merci

Lol...I can relate with the part about takn novels to church

YTderin:
It's like the moment you decide to emancipate yourself from the slavery of religion, you have more intuition to ask questions, research, read,....... I mean, you just feel limitless.
I wasted 18years of my life bounded by the shackles of religion.
I don't argue religion with anyone, hold your beliefs and let me hold mine.
If my mom knows how deep I'm into this, she'll just nag herself to a heart attack, we are still having issues with going to church. I just honour her by going to church on Sundays arming myself with a novel or book (in the guise of the bible). Or better still lie about going to a friend's church, and spend my day at the cinema.
Its just sad, I can't just be my actual self, without people thinking you are possessed.
NB: no Christian fanatic, should bother quoting me, especially using the Bible. I don't recognise it as a fact.
Shout out to all agnostics / atheists on the house, see y'all in hell or wherever they think we are going to be damned to, eternally. Me thinks we are going to have fun.
PS: No preaching to me please. I'm irredeemable.

Give it a rest will ya

ScienceWatch:
Hi Hardmirror, you say that you have a pastors certificate ! I believe that certificate was the beginning of your delusions. You then had delusions of grandeur but things did not go your way. True Pastoring have nothing to do with certificates. It has everything to do with service to the suffering masses as you would have freely seen on Emmanuel TV.

You are more proud of your certificate and your fasting. You say you fasted for purity for six months so no one can be a better christian than you. Hardmirror, you need a dose of humility or else you will never get back to the light you were part of. The purity Jesus speaks about is purity from the heart. You are materialistic thats why you are now where you belong, with materialistic deists/ atheists/ agnostics

You play the blame game, instead of checking yourself. like thousands of pastors out there, you dont have what it takes. A highly ordained and powerfully anointed pastor once said it like this to another pastor with serious problems, "You are not recognized in heaven."

To be recognized in heaven and finally demonstrate that you are anointed with power, after all this you become a true Pastor.

Jesus says to all pastors, ministers and evangelists that humbly want spiritual enlightenment in;
Joh 14:12 Truly, Truly, I say to you, He that believes me, the miracles/ WORKS that I do will you also do; and greater (more) miracles/WORKS than these shall you do; because I must soon go unto my Father.

Today, we are blessed to have the evidence of Jesus’ WORKS Biblically and scientifically verified in the Holy Scoan Church Nigeria and on Emmanuel TV.

A pastor, minister, evangelist will be know by their WORKS so that fake pastors can be separated from the real pastors. The wheat is separated from the chaff. Only the WORKS bear witness of a real pastor, not their elaborate speeches.

What are these WORKS that Jesus always refer to ?

They are the miracles, prophecy, signs and wonders. Jesus also instructs all pastors, ministers, evangelists to do the same. Jesus says to them,”As my father sent me, so send I you.”

Now the world finally have a free education channel 24 hours a day, seven days a week on Emmanuel TV demonstrating true scientifically verifiable evidence and deeper meaning of John 14:12

I may not be an atheist but I concur on the mental laziness of Nigerians and our laziness in doing research

LiberaDeus:
Seun I like the concept of being outspoken but I don't believe that we can save a reasonable percentage of adults.

Many Nigerians are too far gone in their beliefs. The problem with them is not indoctrination but mental laziness. No matter how indoctrinated you are in your beliefs , a dedicated month of research can open your mind up. But as the saying goes " if you want to hide something from a black man, put it in a book".

Our fellow Nigerians are too lazy to read. They only want to use social media, they hardly read long essays or articles, they only want to groove and take selfies. The average Nigerian in this generation does not have the energy to even think deeply and critically. There are few exceptions, our outspokenness can only help those few that are interested in knowing but have never been offered a rope or lifeline of knowledge.

Atheists being outspoken will help the next generation. Thats the most important thing. If the next generation4 can grow up in an environment where religious criticism is active then there is hope. The good thing is that the kids below 10 years are read it stuff we never did during our childhood. Most of them are using smart devices and can use Google well. Many of them are growing up in a liberal society where parents are giving kids freedom of speech not like ours that raised us in a military way.

All I can say is lets keep the fire burning and never let religion have a free pass in our lives.

MrPresident1:
I am being watchful, just as The Master commanded.

On the bolded, tell me, what is the role of America in the end time prophecies?

What is the role of Nigeria in the end time prophesies? For a nation that carries religion on its head, why aren't we in the mix?