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foresyht:
so sick----- neyo
i dont call him daddy--- don williams
olorun mi---- tiwa savage
water runs dry ----- boyz 2 men
doing just fine--- boyz 2 men

I don't call him daddy is Kenny Rogers not don Williams

Marilyn Monroe for sure

Which one of the them will u choose

From the first day of 2014 to the last day been today,everyone have got a story to share of how the year have been for them. I want to share mine. Feel free to do same.
At exactly 1:30am of Jan 1st 2014, my friend lost two fingers to fire works. I spent the first three days of the year in the hospital with him. As others where celebrating the new year we were holding back tears for my friend but we where thankful cos he is alive just that he can't do all that he's use to with his right hand.
Starting ma year in such a horrible note I thought this year is gonna be bad for me but to ma surprise it's actually ma best at the moment. On April 1st I got a text that the job I applied for I have gotten it. Yea I know I know what you are thinking I thought so myself that it's was April fool but as God will have it. I went there and my appointment letter was ready.
I met a lot of people who tried to influence ma life negatively and some positively but I have tried to keep ma head straight. These are the highlights of ma 2014. Feel free to add yours

@ op...... U stingy o if u dont like wat goes on in d bus plz just get a taxi or beta still ur own car

lecturerdabo: call history, sms

Y sms don't you trust her

Be honest when answering this question. If you were to exchange phones with your partner, what would you
check first? 1) Call History?
2) SMS (Messages)?
3) Facebook inbox?
4) What-App?
5) Airtime balance?
6) Photos and Videos? 7) Email?
How your name is saved?
9) Recordings?
10) Others (please specify)

IF HE EXHIBITS THESE SIGNS IN BED, THEN HE IS A KEEPER.

For him to get an A, he has to
pass excellently well in bedmatics.
Now how do you know from your
first encounter that he is a keeper?
Follow Me;

1. Pace not race: he has barely
kissed your neck or gotten you
ready and now he’s aiming for the
pack of condom and getting ready
to ease into you and you begin to
wonder, has the pre-intimacy even
started yet? If it is your first time
doing it and he is like this, then
maybe he wants the booty more
than he wants you. If he won’t
take his time to please you but
would rather rush through it just
for his own pleasure then girl, he is
not a keeper. You could call him
for sèx once a while maybe.

2. Does he kiss well: as old
fashioned and boring as kissing
may sound, it is the gateway to the
“kingdom”. A man who doesn’t kiss
you but head straight for your
b*ttons while looking for the
fastest means to stick his thing into
you is one you shouldn’t be
keeping. Ditch him.

3. Does he listen: he should be
able to take his time to please you,
while you have your pre-intimacy, he
shouldn’t just eat away your v**ina
like orange or watermelon, he
should ask you gently if you like it,
watch your reaction as he gently
pleases you to know how his
moves are making you feel. Your
response should determine whether
he goes on or not. If he does this,
then you should be considering
keeping him.

4. Ladies first: even in the
bedroom and under the sheets
while you guys are unclad, yes. He
shouldn’t just push your head
down and demand for a blow J.O.B,
that’ll only be acceptable if he
picked you off the road on Lagos
Island or wherever for a sum.
When he makes love to you, he
should take the lead, pleasure you
and guide you to reciprocate. We
are talking about the first time here
ladies! That guy gotta work!

5. And after the party: what
happens after the “show”? does he
grab his phone, make a phone call,
while he walks into the bathroom
to freshen up? or does he back
you, remove the condom and falls
into a deep sleep while he snores
like a lion? If this is his immediate
reaction, then you know your
answer.

condralbede: Mine was so embarrassing ....my letter''I'' signing a national anthem in a juction after viewing a sexy letter''0''

You are karid

Imagine keshi u re winning with 2goals and ur opponent have a red card he removed mikel 4 yobo. Wat rubbish is dat is he trying to defend t 2goals lead or what and he calls himself a coach ... I tire

Any time I listen to this song 'why do fools fall in love' by frankie lymon I always wonder d following
Does it take a fool to fall in love?
Once u are in love u are turned to a big fool ? Or
Love is not made for fools or
Is a disaster when two fools are in love
I couldn't quite wrap ma head around dis issue so I decided to share and get ur opinion on the matter

Oh lord .... Please come quickly, things that you re going to judge are getting bigger as the day goes by

adicious: ...days wen i was active here. I really miss the call Up letter frenzy days. For me, i'm in KWARA state and m catching my fun there. happy service year to u all!

That ma son

Ms_Steph: we took drugs 4 dem. Dat d sun fly causes colour blindness

Abeg which drug did U̶̲̥̅̊ take. We have dis same problem of sunfly in D̶̲̥̅̊ village am serving in oron akwa ibom state

Love made adam eat D̶̲̥̅̊ apple eve gave him he culdnt bear t live witout her .... Eva since man have always done tins 4 love

Wordsmith: Has anyone heard Bloc Party's Four? Or the group Imagine Dragons' Continued Silence EP? Good music and albums

Could U̶̲̥̅̊ plz specified D̶̲̥̅̊ tracks U̶̲̥̅̊ like by each group. Tanks

sigba: I'll recog u facially, wre u and ur frend nicknamed Aki and Pawpaw?? Anywayz here's my numbr incase u want it, 08037153876.

Some did call us that ....»̶-̶̶ †̥ånKz-► 4 D̶̲̥̅̊ number I will give U̶̲̥̅̊ a shout

sigba: The one and only Nancie, what's ur name

D̶̲̥̅̊ name Ȋ̝̊̅̄§ chibuzo don't knw if it rings a bell bt I knw well I had a short friend who I always hang out with

sigba: Yeah, was in platoon 9, platoon leader was Gabriel, platoon commandant Zakare, platoon officer Uduak. I rep'd d platoon for Big and Smart.

Could dis be nancy

sigba: You wre in my platoon? And we didnt meet. Funny, aint it?

Serious!!!!

Ms_Steph: Am coming to akwa ibom dis month

Ȋ̝̊̅̄§ a place to be hope U̶̲̥̅̊ will enjoy ur stay der

Ms_Steph: Who is coming for the calabar carnival?. We can all meet there. Cross river corpers if ur using a bb drop ur pin lemme add u up. So we can knw each other

Am coming there to have fun am serving in akwa ibom Oron to be precise so am tinking taking a ferry to GƠ̴̴͡ there

dennisbee: Bros, I was in platoon 1. And by the way, platoon 9 wasn't the best. Maybe, in dance but not in other activities. And for the dance you won, u guys were jst lucky tht ur dance leader/comedian, Justice, who was very good, I must confess, was a graduate of theatre Arts who possibly brought in songs and dance moves they did in school as professionals! Apart frm tht nothn for una.

U̶̲̥̅̊ may be rite ma friend but remember we were called D̶̲̥̅̊ best platoon by D̶̲̥̅̊ camp officials coz of our teamspirit n de way we did our thang