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Sorry JK for taking this long, still typing my own version of his bio before coming up with movies.

Will post before sleeping.

My cooking disaster?

I think twas the first time i was having a lady come over for lunch last weekend, she loves rice. .so i decided to whip some up and it turned out to be a nightmare as the rice had taken-in too much water and the stew that was to follow was equally tasteless (after all my bragging on top phone about being a world class chef).
She had to visit the toilet like 3 times b4 leaving.

I've had to stick with my mom lately to learn if i'd missed more than i shouldn't have. .

I love food and the hands that take their time to prepare them.
Sometimes, I wonder where Adam play go when God was sharing 'kitchen talent' or giving cooking lessons

The waiting is overkilling

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A man's ego 

How bout me calling my ex and telling her to come cook me dinner. . since you cook POTTY 
How bout calling her to tell her you sleep like a log during intimacy and i need a 'freak on my bed'?
How bout telling her to pick 'our' kids up since you close late from work?

This sure is the after-effect of walking into a wall
Too many Nigerian videos  
OR maybe i'm seeing things  

In this day and age? Come On!!!
Even if we're friends, I couldn't bring myself to beg her for anything!
Switch table's & i'd still say NO

Thats like flirting with disaster

And the average United fan?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451130.msg6137260#msg6137260 date=1275481329]Pedro
Busquets
Jeffren[/quote]My friend those kids were there EVEN before Pep came on board

I no wan talk. . .all men just dem flex muscle on 2mbps wey no dey last 3secs. . dem dey make noise for my ear.

Could someone sticky this thread?
I had a hard time locating it ALREADY!

The day a modem on this thread clocks 5-6mpbs, i go STOP to dey post 

Una go reach 3mpbs (that doesn't last 5secs),una go rush print-screen 

@moonraker
I hear you, 12 hrs indeed

Has the talk shifted from Arsenal to WC teams and games on this thread

@Crizzle
NOTED, But he smelt and spoke like them loco's 

@EastBay
Sorry kid. . thought you was one of em 2005'ers, TRUCE?
It's just that anyone who hates on or disses JM like that should be tongue-lashed!

@Kit
I rarely see you on the thread, se ko si prob?

Fringe Season 1

Obi,
This 'reverse psychology' act no gel at all .

@JK, JeSoul et al. .

Do we do a background intro on his early days before going into his movies OR do we just pick his movies and review em.

OMG OMG! Denzel
Score one for Democracy . . Not Eldeecracy.

d song is just 2 biutiful

@EastBay
I see tomfoolery is strapped around your neck and you shamelessly display it everywhere.
Where in Mourinho's contract did it state that JM's sole purpose of coming to the bridge was to win the UCL? ^{*Shakes head in pity*}
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You should be ashamed of yourself for saying that! JM gave your club the 'TITLE CONTENDER' status it enjoys today (where was Chelsea before Mourinho  ), ended your boo-hoo-hoo nights in beer parlors, gave your 4-5 trophies in his 3-4 years at the bridge OR you weren't amongst the locals screaming "Up chelski". . "Special One" when you got your 1ST EPL in 50yrs?

Eastbay:
@v3,
Fact:Mourinho couldn't get the one prize Abramovic demanded for after several hundreds of millions of pounds.He suddenly walks after a third of the season gone,and you want to tell me he left by mutual consent.Keep fooling yourself.It's like you love doing that.

Oh Lord, by your thinking standards. . the likes of Real Madrid should have won the UCL 4 times in a row. . ^{*shakes head in pity*}

You're the worst ashawo(follow without knowledge) fan i've come across. . you DON'T know NOWT about the club you support, don't know NOWT about contracts & clauses. .Hell, you don't EVEN know what a simple 'offside trap' is for all i care  , yet you come here chatting crap.

Did you get bitten by the wrong football bug or high off some goat's urine?

Oh. . lest i forget, since he didn't 'leave' by 'mutual consent', did he get fired  (Don't sweat it, since you don't know nothing about Bosman ruling or contract clauses)

Anyways, i rest the matter as A-40 don gimme the gist, So Ogbe ni, lo sun jare cuz you no reach 

India Arie

Therapy ^{*wrong thread , runs off to the music thread*}

dayokanu:
Orie fokasibe. You get mouth jor.

If not for your GAYYnerisms, I would have appointwed you as the heir to the throne of Dayokanu.

One wrap of kpoli to you

You call that Potty of yours a 'throne'?
S'oro bi eni to ti jehun jare mhen

I'm loving this

Looks like we'll be doing Denzel afterall

O Lawd!
Now they taking out her eyeball

Kai, eldee don lost inside P.Cruz
Where're JK,Obi, MadMax

Denzel - 2 votes
P. Cruz - 1 vote

Come on people, lets go to the polls

JeSoul:
What episode are you on? so I can drop a spoiler on what happens next  

A colleague just talked me into it so i'm downloading and watching.
I'm on EP 2, I know . . i'm still behind

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You've got ALOT of time on our hands mate,aswerigawd you do

Ako,
Leave Eastbay abeg
I've told him to go bury his head in shame.
For a footie fan who doesn't know jack about the 'contract clauses and rules', you should QUIT watching footie and start following 'SUMO' wrestling!
Imagine that thing u call a post,saying 'If Inter wanted to be difficult, they would've stopped JM from leaving'
What happened to the 'Bosman' rule for players
What happened to buying out their contracts

I don't need to get off anyone's DiC_K like you stated earlier. . YOU NEED TO STOP chatting crapola  

@Ako
Debo was banned

Watching Fringe

Till y'all come up with a name

Guy, that game is priceless mate

Killed Al-asad, Imran's Son & Imran Zhakhaev himself (Oh boy the game make sense die)