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kemisuga:
beware of people that appear to be friends but they are really your enemies!!!

How do u tell?, EVEN THE darn POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND!

The corper chick realised her mistake but it was too late, my name's on the blacklist for their stupidity/selfishness (To think i hooked her up on how to Tweet her man in the UK, at the expense of my job)

I knew the dots-in-between-words was bad juju

Now look, we don't have a captain to steer this ship!

Obinna it is!

I just tapped my male colleagues  fanny

190

when u turn benz190?

Obi5k,

By the powers bestowed on me by JK, i now make thee "Acting Boss of this thread"

Anyone who sees reason why this shouldn't happen, can PLEASE jump off a bridge!

Please continue here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-421277.0.html

4llerbuntu:
v3 which of the stuff works with bittorrent?

Dude where u've been?
If u had an external HDD, U can come pick up that FM2010 iso o. It's 2.3gb i think

Errm, Torino 

Does he want anal too?

Pay me me cash 

On 2nd thought

F--K you and your money, you mangy cur!

Hmmm

Tan*** Love u girl

cuz you're d one i love, it's u chi-baby. . always been you

It happened just last week where i work, there's this lady (in IT, a corper) i helped configure her phone to surf the net,i also helped the I.T staff to manage/administer the network (I just happen to know these Windows Server things).

I NEVER knew they'd spent about 3 mill on some sort of security/firewall stuff that'll NOT allow staffs use Facebook n Twitter while at work, I was Tweeting on my laptop and the SAME girl i helped saw me and called the I.T guys , My boss was like "Kev, you just breached a firewall we spent 3million to implement". I passed out when i heard the amount, I was like "Where do i start from?"

The thing is, since then. . I've limited the work-place chat-ups & distance myself from the I.T dept.

Hmmm, see management

Hi afro,

You can try Karkox, depends where u at anyways

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=418741.msg5788112#msg5788112 date=1269859844]i'll report u 2 yo wives!  [/quote]Singular please   

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=418741.msg5788032#msg5788032 date=1269859159]am inlove wiv a nairalander [/quote]

vescucci:
You're really emotional? Gulp
Obinna5000, you really are the best candidate for interim ruler of this dynasty. I'm sure you're unopposed

Something wrong wit that?

@sauromom
As a normal user, i can play around wit my gender. . that has NOTHING to do with me being mod, does it?
@nella
Yes, i've seen the doctor jare. . .why's everyone taking my "brief" gender change over the top?

Semid, thanks that pally worked

^^
Can i use the app to charm a chic wit magic?

Dl'n now

[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=262653.msg5751544#msg5751544 date=1269362011]JK, resolve your typie-thingie kiakia jor and let's review Cannibal Holocaust. I have unvented venom.  [/quote]Girl, stop playing wit mmy screenname joor!

@JK/Obinna,
Please watch "We are Marshall" , I can't believe i'm STILL crying, two hours after seeing the movie. . .i'm the emotional type and it's a good movie (had a pretty sad beginning but then got funny, then sad)

Let's give it a shot.

mama-gee is a gunner fan?

We're sooooo winning the UCL

Four players i'm really banking on to make the difference in both legs

Arshavin : We could use his skill to our advantage, him running those zig-zag patterns will keep the Barca defence at bay. Just hope he doesn't do a repeat performace of his last game, his shooting has been pretty darn awful lately. Bring the right shooting bootz along Arsassin!

Fabregas : Sure, playing against your old club has it's own positive and negatives, but i'm hoping against all the odds, we see the VERY best of him on the night cuz his marshalling the midfield and creativity will determine the flow of play on our part.

Walcott : Surprised? Don't be! His inclusion (either as a sub or starter) & speed will help keep Puyol on his toes and under immense pressure to commit silly fouls *penalties  *, i just hope he doesn't fluff in the final third.

Eboue/Nasri : I'd take Eboue for this one (he's got skill,pace & more physical than Nazizou, he can provide additional cover for the midfield and back four), him running at Alves,Puyol et al will give them something to worry about.

That said. . .Hmmm, no long thing cuz I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING!

c.o.y.g 

Im a lady, bummer

chic, no mur GAY language here pls.

1 mur pls

Nasri n arsha on

Almunia

Rozzy has bin gd so far

Webb wont kill me, 2-0

Cesc shd b sub'd!

Webb is a plunker!no card 4 d tackle on cesc&cliche,song get 1 each?Na wa 4 epl o

heeelp!durz a dinosaur in my toilet