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Umm. . .I'm by "dat" junction doing "ur SUPPOSED job". . .

Collecting "white" from d hood boys

@buffead

you're welcome

@al-qaeda _N co
Give this mesg to ur brovas. . . f*@#() U all

Me i'm NOT d I.Gee. . .comprendre??

Me i'm the F.B.I. . .so lysaa (I.G) after you've done ur investigation, come n c me in my offiz. . .

I.G wurz d marrer?? why art thou volte-fasse?

I.G = Inspector of "guys"

Enough touching/pressing buttons for u. . .eh lysaa

answer = no!

ur rank small. . .

me na CONFIRMED F.B.I = Female Bobdy Investigator 

so u report to moi dear

@pomade

werin dey padi mi

@shedat

you're welcome dear

@lysaa

remember me i ham mallam nuhu libadu. . .i will kwash u if u kwollect bribe hia

you're my right arm

fanx babe. . you're a

@alqaeda

do we now breed "militants" on NL too. . .next tin na bomb dem go dey drop everywhere for NL

@YJAY

Its either you're a 300 pound whale wif "blowfish" lips, sagging breasts, baggy eyes, blackteeth. . OR The other way round. .

So which 1 iz it?

@pat. .

sorry wrong post. . 

text it 2 my mtn

ok 4get it den o

@denony

Na u b dat guy wey dey cum sell ur "noni juice" for dat cafe opposite my offiz

@pat

pls modify ur post baby. . did u send d text yet?

@yjay

ur lips look cute

@net

so na u dey run-around wif my woman. . . hmmmmm!!

@pat

a accusations laid b4 u, r dey TRU or FALSE

now i feel d need to kiss. . .

@net

i call it "lip service". . you're helping her "wet" her lips wif urs. .

But i dey look face b4 i do "lip service" o. . .

@post. .

wat can U sell. . . errm, lets see

As PHCN av decided to HOLD their POWER. . Cold Pure Water would be a good business
Ermm. . werin again o. . .ehen Gala, Meaty & hotty are all marketable stuff

Sometimes we find ourselves ASKING stupid questions. . . i wonder how this question made it to NLs frontpage

ttttttssssssssssssssssheeeeeeeewww!!

@net

I have a fetish for ladies wif good lipz. .
As i no get werin i go tell am AFTER all the paparazzi n swagger wey we don establish. . .i just talk my mind and she dey form levels, na him i begin spik patua for am. . b4 i could say "Hmmm". . .she tell me say make i kiss am. . D tin dey like sex. . na 7 rounds we go

@yjay

werin dey happen girlfriend?

@post

another CLASSIC. . .9ice 1 bro

@lysaa

please cary-out dis investigation wit caution as there're militants w8ing to lady-nap thee. . . "to before u see gun,is to before u run"

@nethanger

me?? ashawo?? olorun maje. . . mo ye!!!

It sorta reminds me of this girl i met on FB, when we met in person, i didn't really know wht to tell her, so i just said "I'd sure love to kiss you". . .she declined @ 1st, but then i pushed &pushed. . .till she finally agreed to. . I think i still have scars from the kiss on my lips. . i no fit drink hot akamu again. . .

Now i know y some ladies aren't good kissers. . .dem dey chop lips instead of the other way

@sweetymi

shullup ur math angel!!!

@post

A kiss wif a different lady feels like the first time. . . Cuz na new lipz. . new system of kissing

@yummy

wht r u on abt??

@pat

i dnt get u?

@shawn

says who

@pat

i no say if u no comment on this topic. . .your name no b pat, wurabt the text u wur going to send?

@seeker

no wonder she declined doing it all those years

@clem

guy go chop na. . .dem tie ur fingers to the keyboard