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@post

WHO no like berrer thing??!!! Abeg free the guy jare. . .EVEN d guy next to him can't help but look. . .Women are "temptation" personified. . . their Man U n Arsenal are now arming themselves wit sophisticated weaponry to lure EVEN the hardest of hearts. . .no wonder dem dey call men "touch N drop"

*duh!!*

urs nao

C2H5OH:
From your picture you don't look half bad. Maybe you think too highly of yourself?
These guys come after you, sure, but do you give them a chance? Have you dated them? Are they generally nice guys or the trifling kinds?
What kind of girl are you and what qualities do you seek in a man. Maybe if you have the answer to that question you can narrow it down.

WORD!!

Gabry:
Ok, in that case than just tell them that u are not into a relationship at the moment. If they carry on, u will just have to ignore them. At times, its btter to be a little bit strict so that people will not step on your head.

I don talk d same tin b4!!

@post

I took her out on a date @ coolcafe, did a number. . "Swear it Again" by westlife for her. . .carried her on my back in full view of the public. . got home and

@stone. .

It's so SIMPLE to get rid of her. . .Just confess to her you're GAY/a gay and you were half-drunk wen u bedded her (did u say 5 times??) and you're seriously NOT into girls. . .she'd probly sob,sob,sob. . .but once she gets d hang of it, she'll free u

@reggie

Please don't look @ it that. . Since you're from a classy family n all that, if you EVENTUALLY do fall for one of these guys, u could "toosh" him up to your standards, i mean. . .errmmmm. . .i seriously don't know what you're on about here??

You keep going on N on about "local boys" like they a virus or somethin u juz can't hang wit. . .if you're allergic to them, SIMPLY find yourself someone your on the SAME page wit. . .darn!

Reggieluv:
That was what i was trying to avoid, that i am not looking for rich guys or putting down people. From where i come from, i know they are human beings but are people "men" that scarce that i should find myself someone of this type and bring home? i hope some of u will understand where i am coming from.

Lastyme i chkd (census). . .the ratio of men to women in Nigeria was ummmm. . . 1 man to 4 women. . . I really do understand where you're coming from girlfriend. . . but it's been there from the on-set and ONLY u can undo it. . .as long as you're NOT be-devilled!

Gabry:
My dear, why do you sound like ure all up for those rich guys instead?

I mean what do u see in the local boys which you think is a problem to you? Are they drug dealers? Murderers? Scammers? Gangstas? Mafias? Yaba Left Patients? Wetin?

I think u are being too choosy thats why u are no satisfied with whichever man that comes your way. U better learn to be contented or else u will regret it. 


Ok maybe Im  missing the point but at leats tell me whats wrong with local boys.  

awww gabry. . .can i blow u a kiss for taking the words right outta my mouth & SIMPLIFYING them. . . .

@reggieluv

If this doesn't do u in. . .girlfriend. . .go change soap wey u dey take bathe abeg!!!

*walks outta the bush, with a sinister grin on my face*

me know i juz shinned her congo REAL good. . .

@op

WELCOME 1. . .WELCOME ALL. . .be very well informed that there's certain crew you'd cum up against so be careful (as they're MEAN and can lash-out like snakes. . .tee hee hee). . . .

All in All. . .welcome newbies!!!

@reggie

I'd advise you change the soap/detergent you bathe with. . .your toothpaste etc (re-brand)since the "fragrance/smell" draws the wrong set of guys to you. .

I wouldn't advise you become a "snubby bitch" overnight but @ least set "limits" when having conversations wit these "guys". . Some of em may want more then friendship but you gotta let em understand that

lemonpluss:
@ Reggie,u need to build ur self esteem and stop being too friendly to guys of low calibre

Shatap ur mouth. . .She tell u say lack "swagger"??

@ben

Another "white" lie. . . ?

teissys:
Lai lai, i go blv am to d end of tym

y u no go bliv am, wen phemmy don take "ur own" catapult (g-string) shoot u!!!

*smacks the "brain" outta teissys head wit a fly swatter*

behave damn it!!

clemcykul:
inside ur boxers

*wonders what he's talking about*. . . dials (yaba left)

u berrer dont my broda

werin consine una yan na wit the topic. . . .

i thot u lived 5 mins from there??

@ble

whats good on ur own side of town?? How yaba left?

*closes thread*. . . In seun's name!!!

@ble

how u dey mama jazzy

@post

I would re-enact another "nollywood *horror* flick" there and then. . .

@don faggy

where's the joke??

@post

nice 1. . .

oyb:
the age of designer children is just round the corner - don't worry op, soon you'll be able to even specify the color of your child's eyes  his/her height, IQ , hair color. . . no more randon toss of the dice , just a toss from your checking account . . .but seeing as $$ is in your profile name, that may not be a problem  

I suppose blue-tooth "slap" to you when i read ur post. . .! please modify the crap u posted!! lmyo

@Georgette. . .

My dear, it's ok for u to want to have bi-racial kids. . .na open world we dey so go for what u want. . .no mind em busy bodizz

@post

I once did it and got burnt. . .It does take an awful lot to move-on once there's a break-up, ESPECIALLY when you both keep seeing eye-to-eye EVERYDAY. Keep it cool &control ur "urge" hormones, remain friends wit him but don't let it get that far btwn you two. . .speaking from experience here

@teissys

NO. . .I thot "Akon" said "Put the blame on me"

@post

where are the "rolling heads?"

@post. .

Seen this b4. . . .errmmmm did take ALOT of time to read, most of it are true, most. . .im largely neutral on.!!!

@Post

from joke, una wan turn this thread to "war of the worlds". . .

U berrer str8tn urselves or i arrange una dis morning. . . FBI say so!!!

@post

Mine would say

A thousand times i've kissed u in my dreams
And from that moment i believed that we were meant to be. . .
A thousand times we've shagged in my head and i felt the universe rotate in my palms. . .
I'll give my heart,body n soul, just to spend the rest of my days wit u. . .

P.S. . .I love you. . .Talk your own!!!