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_{*looks around*}

There!!! above me

I'm starting to love this. . ._{*reading previous posts*}

A battle of the "sexies" is on!!

silly puppy

dearie, gimme a couple of hours. . .got some work to do

how else AGAIN do pple laff. . .twinny?

no blame am dear. . na too mush love makin wif hand do do am

@plat

help out wif d number, got a "bach party" and would love em to strip tease my boys!!

patwhizkid:
Your fantasies. . .

SERIOUSLY!!!

Ladies first. . . you lead, i'll follow. .  

Gaggi:
Which boyfriend be dat? The imaginary Brad Pitt or Di Caprio. Seriously if you had one. you will not be forever online looking for romance. Or perhaps, your BF nor send you? If that is the case, open up so decent NL boys will zero in on you and take your sorrow away.

In case you haven't noticed,mister. . .*clears throat*

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=295772.msg4176981#msg4176981 date=1247475166]Scientific studies have shown that women on the first day of their period show disturbing signs including beastiality. Some have been known to masturbate their dogs. While others {like the poster] in addition to masturbating invite bingo to lick up the menstrual flow. They are so cheap that they prefer a dog lick-up to investing in a little sanitary pad, hence their love for the beasts.

Guys please give her some space, this is a passing thing and it'll be all over in 5 days. . .
{my condolences to the dude who'll stick his di.ck into that cess-pit of dog saliva you call a pu.ssy}  [/quote]You MEAN bro. . .in a cool way!!!

Lawyers& their tricks. . .darn it!!! LMYO

*romance*??

*giggles* ok. . .i'm all ears sucre

@gabry

Aye. . .i see ye point!! i'm juz teasing ye. .

Wurever happened to that "confused" girl that didn't know wat type of guy to bring back home?? did we resolve her issues?

discuss?? werin !!!!let's hear it

@pat

brb dear, wanna grab breakfast

thats good to know, at least u've got somethin up ur sleeve. . .

whats on ur agenda for discussion. . ma cheerie coco?

@gabng

go to computer village in Ikeja. . .Just mention "football manager 09" DVD version. . I'm still on mine, I manage Arsenal, i've won the Champions League & premiership back-2-back, bought stars like ribery, benzema, sergio aguero, david villa (best striker in the game) he did cost me alot (52million). . .but it was worth it. . Umm,i'm in my third season in charge now. . .I also manage the Argentine national team!!

@sexy

don't mind me. . if na dawg dey make u "squirm,squirt and feel good". . .then continue, na free world dearie!!

@pat

no problem luv. .

kk

so hows u doing. . .d cold for lag here na die. . .i have to adapt to wearing cardigans to office?? hows famlay,friends n benin in general?

@Sexy. . .

I guess you've got tattoos on ur eyeballs and for a brain if you can't figure out what i said earlier!!! lmyo

@pat

mon bonbon. . .i'm good, ty!! got my mesgs??

patwhizkid:
Chei gawd!
I'm so lonely
i'm so lonely
i'm so lonely

REALLY??

rotflmyo *me thinks i just farted*. . .

HELP!!!! I N F L again o!!!

f***n tripod!!!

In fact!! some of em are "bored" to the point of NO return!!!

@gabry

u go "wonderbra" school??

INFL @ topic. .  

SexyLeamon. . .you been going on N on aboue dawgs dis,dawgs that on NL. . .you've got us finking NOW u gotta "dawg" for a bf or man!!!

C2H5OH:
You got alpha-owned. Mind you, the sweetest revenge you can possibly have is to better yourself by learning from the experience.
Going the eye-for-eye route will make you no better than him. Imagine how cruel, manipulative, hurtful, deceitful, and conniving he was. . . is that the kind of person you envision yourself being? If not, then forget about doing anything cruel to him in return. And please do not try to salvage a friendship or anything with him. Move on with your life, get over him.

I assure you that in a few months you will look back on this proudly and you would be thankful that you didn't do anything stupid to jeopardize your image, all because some useless guy scorned you.

OR better STILL. . .break a foot in his ass!

@post

i thot text mesgs were no longer than 160 xters or am i missin something?

@mesg. . .

after everything she still left you. . .o ma se o

@post

LMYO. . .Help!!! INFL again o!!

*we'll continue "under" the same tree as lastyme"

OK!!!