₦airaland Forum

I like how everyone else just minded their business. After they have finished acting, they will climb down from the bus and buy cold pure water to cool down.

He looks like a psychopath. No emotion in his eyes.

It's better to die broke and with dignity than to marry a man who's likely to rape your children.

You need to chop off your prick.

Real men don't give a rat's ass about fake nails and lashes.
Can you cook?
Do you have a tight pum pum?
Do you clean up well without looking like a 10kobo harlot?
Are you submissive?
That's all that matters.

The man is a first person shooter.
Na shakabula him carry for trouser.

The evil that men do live after them and also with them.

If you check very well, the only reason she entered inside aeroplane is because man invited her to come and knack.

N2500 for chicken wing? Nigerians are truly suffering. Wetin take Buhari 8 years to spoil, Tinubu destroy am kpatakpata in one day.

The people who can afford Gold Card don't need it. They already have their means of getting into the USA.
Except corrupt African leaders and their cronies.

You'll don't understand how passionate Turks are in football. The rivalry between Fernabache and Galatasary is one of the hottest rivalries in football.

She wants to start clothing line in a country where people cannot afford food to eat.

Look at all their flat nyashes.
The one on the far right is so flat, I can use her nyash as a ping-pong table.

Please try to dey use condom when serving your fatherland. Country no good.

She get mind to break up with her landlord.

It is a calculated coincidence for her iPhone to spoil on her birthday.

Why is the government doing giveaway instead of executing policies that will benefit the people?
This is the weaponization of poverty we are talking about.

She is our girlfriend.

If this man revisits 1/10th of this violence upon her she will land in the hospital. But he can't. He knows it and she knows it hence the abuse. If he tries it he will land in jail and she takes all he has ever worked for.

To be a married man abroad is not a day's job.

Of all people to pick for her imaginary marriage na still Femi? The yoruba demon will still tear her tòto and run away.

I can never understand how a man will propose to a woman who was fùcking another man while he was toasting her.

The highest I can do is to collect my rightful share from her pùnna and go.

The analysis is inherently wrong because this isn't a four-lane highway. It is a two lane highway. The lane on the far left is the left shoulder while the lane on the far right is the right shoulder.

The purpose of shoulders on the highway is for police stops and car breakdowns, enabling motorist to pull over on the far left or far right without interrupting the speedy flow of movement on the highway.

Both vehicles on the far left and far right have no business being there in the first place.

The government is at fault for this accident for building a highway without proper shoulders.

The thieves are people who live around her.

That woman wey you see like dat, one day you go miss her and no be cloth go dey your mind.

All these long grammar to sight the moon as if it is hiding? Islam is a religion that belongs in the Stone Age.

This woman like many others are some of the people who benefited from IBB's corruption.

Nigerians like to pray for their oppressors. As if she will hear you praying and dash you N5k.

She's even worse than an evening newspaper now. Single mother with two kids. Men go dey avoid her like sey she get leprosy.

The only man wey fit save her now na that man wey dey 9ja wey she dey avoid in the first place. And the only incentive for that guy na paper.

Poor attempt at advertising.

Your friend has several millions of naira and taking public bus. That is penny wise and pound foolish.

Small nyash dey twerk.

What happened is that they entered US and overstayed, became illegal immigrants then ran to Canada to seek asylum.

If criminal gang is after your life then seek protection from the Nigerian Police Force you retired from.

The country is running a dictatorship disguised as a democracy. Only in this instance, the dictators are not on uniform but are wearing agbada.

The benefits of marriage our parents and grandparents enjoyed in their time no longer exists.
There is no incentive for men to get married today because the current crop of women are a liability.