₦airaland Forum

Congratulations. For the first time you don't look like a mad woman.

They said the country is working meanwhile companies are posting major losses up and down. As if that is not enough, goods are still expensive and the people are suffering.

Power snatchers over to you.

People think this Portable is mad, but he's arguably one of the smartest artists in Nigeria today.

Through his numerous controversies, the guy has managed to remain in the public eye thus maintaining his relevance.

Whether it's good news or bad news, you can't deny Portable is always in the news.

Her punnà must have tasted many còcks in his absence.

Na only sex full their brain hence the high prevalence of HIV.

Roger3D:
Most Nigerians hating on these guys are those with no hope whatsoever of being where the deportees used to be. It's a typical case of crab pull down crab in a jar or in Naija parlance 'bad belle'. We know

You have said it all bro. Give them the chance and they will overstay their visa.

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Don't be deceived. Her tears were tears of joy.

You don't need to fast and pray against Satan with this kind of woman in your life. Because you're already bound to the devil as your wife.

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The difference between sèx and lovemaking is that the word lovemaking is used to deceive girls but we are simply fùcking them.

The hardship dey touch everybody. But Agbadorians will stand on their master's mandate until they die of starvation.

Looking at the current price of beans in the country, even the agbado and ewa he promised is now a luxury.

Her opinions don't matter because she is not a man to speak for men including real or fake men.

Acting like a fool to impress your wife.
Some men need to have their prèèk cut off because they don't deserve it.

Why is it a wake up call for Nigerians when it was just you guys that were denied visas?

It is only when they are publicly embarrassed that they remember the whole country.

The case weak me. See money wey police dey thief. In the hundreds of millions. This is why the average Nigerian hates them with a passion.

Anytime you enter a police station, you automatically know you've entered the den of evil people.

Things must be really desperate for her to turn to you after blocking you. For me, I would give if I have. Not for her sake but for the sake of the history we once shared and for her children.

If you don't have, politely communicate that to her and move on.

Tuface is not a child. I don't agree with his decision to publicize his new woman when his crashed marriage is still too fresh in the public eye.

But I'm fully aware it is not my business and the man is a 50yr old adult.

He is a great man but could have been even greater without his many women issues.

Even goat shìt has nutrients but if I challenge her to eat it she will not.
Foolish cow.

Your girlfriend was in another man's house collecting kpa kpa kpa kpa.

Her pùnna was sweating under his holy rod for two days straight as he poured his thick akamu inside her oil rig without remorse.

She was indeed in a bad mood getting dìcked down by a bad niggèr.

The sweetest pùnna to knack is another man's girlfriend, it is like stealing meat from a pot at midnight when everyone is asleep.

One of the most one-sided beat downs in NFL history. It was as if secondary school students were playing against nursery school.

Mahomes kept trying to pass the ball to Kelcey because Taylor Swift is his girlfriend.

The Eagles flog them like small children.

He sounded weak in that video. Tuface seems to me like a man who's easily controlled by women.

Your marriage is still fresh in the grave and you're publicly announcing you want to marry another woman.

That is a departure of commonsense.

Only in Nigeria that they gag your mouth and put you in jail for speaking the truth.

Ever since APC came into power in 2015, the rate of suicide has exponentially increased in the country. Even those with well-paying jobs are killing themselves.

It makes you wonder the level of hardship the common man is going through.

The girl was not happy at all.

She was like "why dem no catch us after one hour when he has finished drilling my oil rig?"

A hòrny woman is a frustrated beast.

This political somersault in policy by the US means that the international community can no longer trust America.

A president comes and joins WHO, another comes
and pulls the country out. A president comes and signs Paris Agreement, another enters and cancels it. A president promotes green energy another comes and says fossil fuels is the way to go.

Now is the time for Canada, Mexico and the rest of Europe to stand together and forget about the US for now. Because America is like a best friend wey don smoke Colorado. Dem no send anybody papa again.

A divided America will benefit no one but China and Russia.

As if a one-party state is good for democracy. These people are a bunch of clowns.

Your dog is as good as dead without proper vet intervention.

The only animals that can come out unscathed in a fight with this snake is a cat (faster reaction time) honey badger (immunity to venom) and the mongoose (immunity to venom).

The man may be a gun runner,but he's not a Reverend father. I know for a fact that the Catholic Church has no deaconess.

There is a poor lack of fact-checking in this story.
That police officer has to be an illiterate not to know that Reverend father and deaconess cannot coexist in the same sentence.

Even the donkeys look sad.
They don't want to be there.

This is a philosophical question, not applicable in reality.

In such a scenario, there is no victory. Only survival. It is kill or be killed. If you do not kill him with a gun he will kill you with a knife.

People are hungry and dying but cannot hold their government accountable.

Before you come and tell me it's my responsibility to find a job, those who have jobs are also suffering.

The government continues to impoverish the people with bad policies that are only favorable to themselves.

Una never dey hungry yet.

I want Tinubu to punish you all to the point where you set aside your tribal and religious differences and unite against the bad leaders that are leading you and your children and their children into starvation and penury.

All these needless deaths are the consequences of bad leadership. Most of these victims would not dream of leaving their countries if things were working well.

Imagine the level of hardship, poverty, and suffering people are going through to brave the desert. They know there's a chance they will never make it alive but still choose to go.

It tells you that in life some situations are worse than death.