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She dey charge 15k for ordinary bj? I can only pay that amount if her tongue is plated with gold and encrusted with diamonds. If I put my prèèk inside it must be like putting my card inside ATM. Her mouth must dispense cash for me to consider that offer. |
There are many beautiful girls outside but you want to disrespect yourself by dating your tenant. A man who fetches ant-infested firewood should be prepared to dine with lizards. A word is enough for the wise. |
Topics like this should be encouraged. We must not forget who we are, including our cultural values. Well done OP. |
Righteousness2:If they asked you now you will say that you saw vision I was god1000. All these fake pastors that like to score own goal. Abeg shift make i see road. Oponu. |
This dying horse has been dying since Buhari assumed office and now Tinubu. We thought Shettima would handle security but the only thing the buffoon knows how to do is to trade words with Kemi Badenoch. |
I am yet to encounter a Nigerian in the US who likes or voted for Trump. Only Nigerians in Nigeria like him because ignorance is bliss. |
Trump hasn't even been sworn in and the casualties have started to pile up. |
Only a foolish man will think that a 14 year-old child whose brain is yet to fully develop is capable of love. |
A girl that runs away from a man on the eve of her wedding is running into the arms of another man. They should go to her ex’s house. That is where she spent the night. |
I read the news here how Burna Boy ended his show because an overexcited fan climbed the stage. After reading it, I went to my spotify app and clicked "Don't play this artist." I think it is the height of hubris for a music artist to punish thousands of fans that paid good money to have a good time because of the sins of 1 fan. That confirmed to me how egotistical this guy is and I blocked his music immediately. And if you don't know, Burna Boy can never compare to Fela. Even if he wins a million Grammies he cannot lace Fela's shoes. The impact of Fela on Nigerian society will still be felt after a hundred years. In 20 years Burna Boy will be forgotten. One is an eternal icon while the other makes a mockery of the giants he's standing on. |
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There's no space for Islamabadians in North America and Europe. They should carry their barbaric practices back to the Stone Age caves they come from. |
The little boy is a living example why man alone stands atop the animal kingdom. The ability to adapt in a hostile environment and use tools is what sets him apart from the rest. The only nemesis of man is man. |
Political thieves steal billions including pensions. Thousands of people die from the consequences of their embezzlement and yet they walk free. On the other hand, we have a young man who steals a fowl and is quickly sentenced to death. What that tells me is there's something fundamentally wrong with Nigeria. The system is irreparably broken. |
Those chickens are not naturally grown. |
Allow me to provide a solution to this your long epistle. All Nigerian women should go and get a job and stop depending on men for their survival. |
Look at their individual faces like cold eba. I hope they paid the man his groom price, because his act of charity to get hoès off the street is nothing short of an Evening Newspaper Alleviation Program (ENAP). |
It just shows you these women are gold diggers. Her husband cheated but she couldn't walk away because she had nothing doing. Until she met the next mugu that is when the parasite decided to jump ship. |
The guy probably went to Whole Foods and he's crying. I like this thread because it gives Nigerians in Nigeria the chance to be happy they're suffering under Tinubu's government. |
danvon:It happened in South Africa. |
All these women that pay huge sums of money for "meet and greet" will willingly do the deed if given the opportunity. |
This is why i can't fault a nigerian husband for keeping sidechicks. |
The toilet could be heard weeping later that night. |
The Ooni just want to punish her for running away from his harem. On her own side, she should have been more careful. You have an enemy as powerful as the Ooni and you went to do things haphazardly. Never give your enemy the opportunity to make a mockery out of you. |
No sex before marriage is what a woman says if she's not feeling you. Women break rules for the men they like. |
There is no difference between politicians and religious leaders. Both of them prefer to enjoy heaven on earth. |
A pathetic rescue effort that epitomizes all that is wrong with this country. Poor road infrastructure, nonexistent emergency services. There are so many ways to die in Nigeria but only a few ways to live. |
The man who put his arms around her is already lashing her. |
There's no expense that is nonessential when you earn 20k monthly. |
Na your fiance. Just know that when the time comes, nobody will help you to carry your cross. |
It will be better for her to add 94 more men for the Group Intimacy. That way, she will break the record of the woman that slept with 100 men. All in a safe and secure location of course. |
You should ask yourselves the reason bullying always happen in these rich kids schools. The school is strictly run for profit. Teachers in such schools are hapless and powerless, unable to enforce discipline. In many cases, they get fired if they even dare to punish the bully. Such schools only offer learning and amenities while failing to provide the development of character to the child because the teacher's hands are tied. When you have the likes of Bovi who allows his son to break his television when he's angry. You cannot expect such a parent to understand why a teacher should discipline his child for bad behavior when the parent does not apply such discipline at home. |