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RomanceRe: Girl Demands Full Payment After Client Cheats Her Following Oral Service by ValCon888: 5:08pm On Jan 09, 2025
She dey charge 15k for ordinary bj?
I can only pay that amount if her tongue is plated with gold and encrusted with diamonds.

If I put my prèèk inside it must be like putting my card inside ATM. Her mouth must dispense cash for me to consider that offer.
PropertiesRe: Is It Wrong For A Landlord To Date His Tenant by ValCon888: 10:28pm On Jan 07, 2025
There are many beautiful girls outside but you want to disrespect yourself by dating your tenant.

A man who fetches ant-infested firewood should be prepared to dine with lizards.

A word is enough for the wise.
RomanceRe: Give Am Nyash To Knack: The Deliberate Trivialization Of An Abomination. by ValCon888: 10:24pm On Jan 07, 2025
Topics like this should be encouraged. We must not forget who we are, including our cultural values. Well done OP.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Congress Certifies Trump's Election Victory. Biden, Democrats react by ValCon888: 10:09pm On Jan 06, 2025
Righteousness2:
Nonsense scottish rubbish satanic talk of one who lacks understanding of his own life.

no matter how you switch, i know who you are mr god1000
If they asked you now you will say that you saw vision I was god1000. All these fake pastors that like to score own goal.

Abeg shift make i see road. Oponu.
PoliticsRe: PHOTONEWS: ISWAP Releases Photos Of Attack On Nigerian Army Base In Borno by ValCon888: 9:08pm On Jan 06, 2025
This dying horse has been dying since Buhari assumed office and now Tinubu.

We thought Shettima would handle security but the only thing the buffoon knows how to do is to trade words with Kemi Badenoch.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Congress Certifies Trump's Election Victory. Biden, Democrats react by ValCon888: 9:04pm On Jan 06, 2025
I am yet to encounter a Nigerian in the US who likes or voted for Trump. Only Nigerians in Nigeria like him because ignorance is bliss.
Foreign AffairsRe: Canada’s Justin Trudeau Resigns. by ValCon888: 8:57pm On Jan 06, 2025
Trump hasn't even been sworn in and the casualties have started to pile up.
CrimeRe: 29-Year-Old Groom Poisoned By 14-Year-Old Bride In Jigawa by ValCon888: 3:50pm On Jan 06, 2025
Only a foolish man will think that a 14 year-old child whose brain is yet to fully develop is capable of love.
RomanceRe: Bride Reportedly Runs Away A Day To Her Wedding In Plateau (pic) by ValCon888: 2:18am On Jan 06, 2025
A girl that runs away from a man on the eve of her wedding is running into the arms of another man.

They should go to her ex’s house. That is where she spent the night.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities: Am I The Only One Who Doesn't Feel This Way? by ValCon888:
I read the news here how Burna Boy ended his show because an overexcited fan climbed the stage.

After reading it, I went to my spotify app and clicked "Don't play this artist."

I think it is the height of hubris for a music artist to punish thousands of fans that paid good money to have a good time because of the sins of 1 fan.

That confirmed to me how egotistical this guy is and I blocked his music immediately.

And if you don't know, Burna Boy can never compare to Fela. Even if he wins a million Grammies he cannot lace Fela's shoes.

The impact of Fela on Nigerian society will still be felt after a hundred years. In 20 years Burna Boy will be forgotten.

One is an eternal icon while the other makes a mockery of the giants he's standing on.
RomanceRe: Man Arrested For Tranquilizing And Raping Aligators by ValCon888: 9:51pm On Jan 02, 2025
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Christianity EtcRe: Breaking: Switzerland Ban Use Of Head Covering And Burqa by ValCon888: 8:50pm On Jan 02, 2025
There's no space for Islamabadians in North America and Europe. They should carry their barbaric practices back to the Stone Age caves they come from.
TravelRe: 8-Year-Old Boy Survives 5 Days In Lion, Elephant-Inhabited Game Park In Zimbabwe by ValCon888: 8:06pm On Jan 02, 2025
The little boy is a living example why man alone stands atop the animal kingdom. The ability to adapt in a hostile environment and use tools is what sets him apart from the rest.

The only nemesis of man is man.
PoliticsRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Stealing A Fowl Meets Governor Adeleke After Pardon by ValCon888: 7:25pm On Jan 02, 2025
Political thieves steal billions including pensions. Thousands of people die from the consequences of their embezzlement and yet they walk free.

On the other hand, we have a young man who steals a fowl and is quickly sentenced to death.

What that tells me is there's something fundamentally wrong with Nigeria. The system is irreparably broken.
FoodRe: Have You Noticed The Sudden Trend Of Big Chickens In Nigeria? by ValCon888: 2:45pm On Jan 02, 2025
Those chickens are not naturally grown.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are In Hedonistic Finance-for-romance Cesspool by ValCon888: 8:46pm On Dec 31, 2024
Allow me to provide a solution to this your long epistle. All Nigerian women should go and get a job and stop depending on men for their survival.
RomanceRe: Delta Man Set To Marry 3 Women On The Same Day by ValCon888: 8:06pm On Dec 31, 2024
Look at their individual faces like cold eba.

I hope they paid the man his groom price, because his act of charity to get hoès off the street is nothing short of an Evening Newspaper Alleviation Program (ENAP).
RomanceRe: I Used Witchcraft To Make My Husband’s Dick Useless – Lady Confesses by ValCon888: 6:19pm On Dec 31, 2024
It just shows you these women are gold diggers.
Her husband cheated but she couldn't walk away because she had nothing doing.

Until she met the next mugu that is when the parasite decided to jump ship.
FoodRe: Man Laments Over A $32 Grocery In America (is this grocery worth it? by ValCon888: 6:15pm On Dec 31, 2024
The guy probably went to Whole Foods and he's crying.

I like this thread because it gives Nigerians in Nigeria the chance to be happy they're suffering under Tinubu's government.
CelebritiesRe: Zambian Husband Files For Divorce Over Photo Of Chris Brown Kissing Wife's Cheek by ValCon888: 6:23pm On Dec 30, 2024
danvon:
The man is 100% right but it's USA, women always benefit from divorce the most.
It happened in South Africa.
CelebritiesRe: Zambian Husband Files For Divorce Over Photo Of Chris Brown Kissing Wife's Cheek by ValCon888: 6:21pm On Dec 30, 2024
All these women that pay huge sums of money for "meet and greet" will willingly do the deed if given the opportunity.
FamilyRe: Woman Complains Of Too Much 'Knacking' By Her Husband Since She Married (Video) by ValCon888: 12:44am On Dec 30, 2024
This is why i can't fault a nigerian husband for keeping sidechicks.
FamilyRe: Family Christmas Feast In Uganda That Got People Talking (video/photos) by ValCon888: 9:53pm On Dec 28, 2024
The toilet could be heard weeping later that night.
PoliticsRe: Prophetess Naomi’s Mother Cries Out! 'Come To My Daughter’s Aid' (Video) by ValCon888: 7:21am On Dec 26, 2024
The Ooni just want to punish her for running away from his harem. On her own side, she should have been more careful. You have an enemy as powerful as the Ooni and you went to do things haphazardly.

Never give your enemy the opportunity to make a mockery out of you.
RomanceRe: Did She Sleeps With Someone Else After Saying "No Sex Before Marriage" by ValCon888: 2:01am On Dec 25, 2024
No sex before marriage is what a woman says if she's not feeling you. Women break rules for the men they like.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kisses Female Workers in church (video) by ValCon888: 7:31pm On Dec 23, 2024
There is no difference between politicians and religious leaders. Both of them prefer to enjoy heaven on earth.
TravelRe: Truck Crushes Many Christmas Travelers To Death In Abia State by ValCon888:
A pathetic rescue effort that epitomizes all that is wrong with this country. Poor road infrastructure, nonexistent emergency services.

There are so many ways to die in Nigeria but only a few ways to live.
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Woman’s Seductive Dance With Male Friends During Husband’s Burial by ValCon888: 6:20pm On Dec 21, 2024
The man who put his arms around her is already lashing her.
EducationRe: Practical Tips For Saving Effectively On A Monthly Salary Of ₦20k To ₦30k In Nig by ValCon888: 3:35am On Dec 19, 2024
There's no expense that is nonessential when you earn 20k monthly.
RomanceRe: How Do You Feel About Your Fiancée If She Frequently Watches Porn? by ValCon888: 9:38am On Dec 18, 2024
Na your fiance. Just know that when the time comes, nobody will help you to carry your cross.
RomanceRe: Would You Let Your Wife Take Part In A Bleep by ValCon888: 9:23am On Dec 18, 2024
It will be better for her to add 94 more men for the Group Intimacy. That way, she will break the record of the woman that slept with 100 men.

All in a safe and secure location of course.
EducationRe: How My Son Was Bullied At Troika School Lekki - Nupe Lawyer by ValCon888:
You should ask yourselves the reason bullying always happen in these rich kids schools.

The school is strictly run for profit. Teachers in such schools are hapless and powerless, unable to enforce discipline. In many cases, they get fired if they even dare to punish the bully.

Such schools only offer learning and amenities while failing to provide the development of character to the child because the teacher's hands are tied.

When you have the likes of Bovi who allows his son to break his television when he's angry.

You cannot expect such a parent to understand why a teacher should discipline his child for bad behavior when the parent does not apply such discipline at home.

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