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The Nigerian police has no integrity.

The water doesn't look sanitary at all. The first fish you caught was chewing on pure water plastic. You're fishing in a culvert where people drop their trousers to poop.

Honestly, your video dey do me somehow.

You and her were threatening each other with the fetish aspect of Cele. Both of you should getat.

Shame is a scarce resource for these kinds of women.

The only thing Islamic education has done for the north is backwardness, terrorism, and poverty.

There will be sorting now more than ever. The ripple effect of the poor economy is destroying the tertiary education sector.

The son in-law don see sey her papa hold bar shapally give her ring, give her belle join.

Steady cashing out for the young man.

He just averted paternity fraud.

The average Nigerian is a crook waiting for an opportunity to steal. Your neighbor and the security guard are no different.

Kabul or kaboom?

Book wey we don read finish tey tey. According to Dele Farotimi "justice is for the rich while judgment is for the poor."

Tallesty1:
No, with a needle, you can reset it if you know how.

Only those that have a degree in criminology know that trick.

This padlock reminds me of boarding school days. If you use this padlock and you lose your key, just throw your metal box into the Atlantic Ocean.

Because there's no way to jack this padlock without destroying your box.

To be sick in Nigeria is a death sentence. Just pray to God that your illness is the regular one like malaria that they can identify. If not dem go talk sey na juju.

The guy still dey make phone call but Putin's number is not available.

If you can fight over phone like this, just break up.

I wish this thread would make front page. This is exactly how to have an intelligent discourse on an online social platform.

I would sit on the fence on this one to say the things we enjoy as content also reflects on us as a society. Be that as it may, sometimes one just wants to turn their brains off for a while and enjoy easily digestible content for fun.

This is why I enjoy Korean series and WWE. I know the former is whimsical while the latter is heavily staged. But I simply want to relax and not think about the 1001 issues that occur in everything life.

They didn't turn pink. The electric current simply burned off the top layer of their skin.
Even if you want to lie for the sake of sensationalism, please lie small small.

It is not that the child is looking up. That's not the issue. My concern is that the child is unable to focus her eyes, particularly the pupils. That's a sign of cognitive dysfunction.

The child is most likely on the autism spectrum.

The institutions of Nigeria are a reflection of Nigerians as a society. Lawless, corrupt and crass.

It is the quintessential animal kingdom because it is a kingdom of animals in human clothing.

I bought the book for $12.99 to read on my kindle.

The Nigerian legal profession is a pyramid of thieves with Afe Babalola at the top.

The fish is supposed to celebrate inside the soup and not stand apart as if it was the days of apartheid.

You eff up say you go buy bread.

If na me, I go use the breast milk drink garri with freshly roasted groundnut.

If you believe that a padlock can lock your destiny then you deserve the leaders that you have.

This juju that you believe in has never been used to create nuclear weapons.

Witches fly to their meetings and yet people can't use witchcraft to migrate to the US or UK.

It is only negativity, no positivity with juju. You can't use it for space exploration or underwater exploitation. Juju cannot mine bitcoin or cure cancer.

That's why politicians and preachers will continue to cash out with this backward mentality.

It is up to us to free ourselves from mental slavery.

A culture of depravity and madness.

I cannot remember the last time I saw a bar of soap.

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Why don't you ship it to the person for free?
If it's $30, I'm sure you can cover the cost bro.

A woman whose "Olympus" fell before the first World War wants us to believe that a guy brought his family members for introduction on a first date.

No picture evidence. Just a whatsapp conversation between two broke girls.

If na Taylor Swift or Beyonce I go manage to believe.

These hoès never fail to have an over-inflated sense of self-importance.

Guys like this smoke weed for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

When you kneel down for a worthless girl in the name of marriage proposal, you're indirectly telling the world you're worthless.

You are announcing to the public you do not see any value in yourself.

Does Sagay himself have shame? Buhari was breaking the law left and right but he kept quiet because he was benefiting from the last administration.

Both Sagay and Bwala should getat.