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Cocaine will now become 50% more expensive for US consumers. Hopefully, Balablu the drug lord can come to their rescue.

If you don't know that Europe sponsor terrorism in Africa to destabilize the region and profit from the instability then you're still a kid in international affairs.

The truth is that nigerian women abroad are the lowest on the list when it comes to desirability for relationship or marriage.

Everybody knows how these women behave. The moment they start shouldering small responsibility the whole world will know. They start to rub shoulders with the husband even kicking him out of the home.

These ladies complaining about konji should go and find clay to mold their husbands since Nigerian men are not men enough for them.

Nothing fit ever make me join police.

A Nigerian institution that operates like a mafia organization.

And this is how many married women raise bastards for their husbands.

That is why politicians continue to steal.
Because men are falling in love instead of rising up against the government.

The hardship is not yet hard enough.

When she tells you she don't have a phone just walk away because na billing be the next thing.

This life no balance.

Na that pesin wey be olodo for class dey hammer pass the one wey read book.

The single father will always put his child first before her. And that's something she can never accept.

Another thing is these single mothers come with a lot of baggage and past trauma. They know that any single man that is foolish enough to marry them is an automatic simp they can manipulate as they like.

Speed Darlington wants to give Burna Boy PTSD.
It is better to be grammy-less than to win it at the cost of your nyash.

The fact that you're ready to blame it on the devil instead of manning up and facing the consequences shows you're not responsible.

I pity both women.

Overbloated government riddled with unnecessary agencies that are setup to compensate greedy politicians.

No technocrats in those appointments, all thieves ready to steal.

Whenever I see this guy's post I feel ashamed for his father.

It is better to throw your child into the evil forest to be eaten by wild animals than for him to turn out to be this fellow.

Any guy that went to federal government college in the 90s will attest that this is true. The SS3 students of those days were physically bigger, stronger, and more matured.
If they sent you on an errand, dem never born you well make you no go.

The term "school father" and "school mother" literally came about because these students were old enough to be fathers and mothers.

I remember during visiting days, some of them would be visited by their wives and kids.

Back then we used to witness school vs school fight. Alumnis of Igbobi and Ansarudeen know this very well.

Some schools didn't allow SS students to wear trousers. You go see matured men on short knickers with their strong hairy legs. Nobody go tell you sey dem no be your mate.

These were the days before mobile phones even existed. Now if they punish you small e don enter Twitter.

Welcome to the new world order. The order of white supremacy. His black slaves in Nigeria will still applaud this initiative.

The US as it stands is already rigged against people of color. Abolishing DEI will further widen the already gigantic gap of inequality in the country.

This one is inevitable. Trump and Musk go still fight each other. Both are egotistical men who Iike to hug the limelight.

Only a psychopath will beat his pregnant wife unconscious and continue to watch TV.

Desperation to marry should not push you into marrying a murderer.

Better to be single and alive than to be married and dead.

Op, your name should have stopped at the first 3 letters of your moniker.

Political leaders and religious leaders continue to remain the major problem in this country.

If you're being honest with yourself you'll admit that Lagos has a bad smell. The smell is foul and heavy because almost everywhere there is open drainage with sewage.

When you combine the stench with the humidity the air is almost unbreathable.

Most lagosians don't know because they've been living with the stink all their lives. It's like having bad breath, people who have halitosis don't know because they live with it.

If you think Lasgidi has no smell, go and live in abuja for 3 years and come back. The smell is immediately noticeable as soon as you leave the airport.

A few years ago I was in ikeja around the shoprite area. Ikeja of all places. And I was seeing huge gigantic rats competing with motorists on the road.

The bride is part of the scammers. Because she cannot say she's not aware her family was squandering the money.

This is what happens when you propose to a yahoo bride. Because she and her family will take you for a ride.

See their faces like cold eba wey don tey inside sun.

This man must have spent a long time on the high seas to be shipping these old cargoes.

They are not comparable. Option A is 3 mouths to feed while option B is 1 mouth to feed.

I will pick option B.

There's been an intense campaign to demarket the UK to prevent Nigerians from japaing. It seems this forum is gradually becoming an arm of the APC government.

I would suggest Wuse or Asokoro axis. However, these are expensive areas. Especially Wuse, you will get access to all the amenities you mentioned.

A Nigerian woman over the age of 30 does not have the capacity to love.

The only thing that is in her head is how to manipulate you into putting a roof over her head in the name of marriage.

That your number 1 is faulty.

Let a 10inch rod with the girth of an unripe plantain plow your vagina for 5 years straight in the name of boyfriend and girlfriend. Your punna must slack like overcooked indomie noodles.

The further you go into the past the better Nigeria used to be.

The further you go into the future the worse the country has become.

The knife combat was more brutal than any movie I've seen. It was a real life or death situation. Kill or be killed.

Hollywood cannot replicate what both soldiers did.

An assembly of puppets controlled by the druggie puppet master in asshòle rock.

She doesn't cheat and you don't cheat.

Take some of the burden of chores around the house. Help with the kids and if you're a good cook, help with that too. The aim is to help her with the stress so she's not facing stress at work and stress at home.

Las las, if that doesn't work and you like sex pass food, tell her to quit her job.

If she can't quit her job or you both need her paycheck so bad then buy a huge jar of Vaseline and unlimited data.

Problem solved.

You didn't know you were bonding with a wrong soul but you dated for years, did engagement party, introduction, his family met your family and wedding day was fixed.

Believe these women at your own risk.