₦airaland Forum

Before you decide, remember that all of them in that photo are still alive, except one that has been dead for 17 years.

The one that is dead recently set a record for holding the number 1 song in the world , number 1 movie in the world , and number 1 book in the world all at the same time.

The choice is yours.

From the shape of the two women you can tell the man is a bona-fide nyashist.

The fat one is the wife. She has suckèd the thin one dry.

Anyone with half a brain knew that theirs was a marriage of convenience and that both men were bound to fight each other.

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are narcissists who enjoy being at the limelight. Two captains cannot captain one ship.

The only surprise here is how quickly they started fighting each other.

Now Trump will retaliate by terminating all SpaceX government contracts.

If you have money, now is the time to buy shares in all Elon Musk rival companies like Blue Origin and Rivian.

Elon has to be careful because Trump is very vindictive. The President can send back the white South African refugees back to South Africa.

I know Awa Kalu. And what I know about that man is that he is an honorable man. The first letter headed paper was most likely stolen by Victor Giwa because Awa Kalu chambers has been operating as Awa Kalu & Partners since 2024.

The said Victor Giwa stolen old letter headed paper to carry out that forgery to bring Awa Kalu (SAN) into disrepute.

Truly, nothing dey this world.

All those dead body wey dey there once had hopes and dreams. Some were kids that wanted to make their parents proud, others were mothers with children and fathers taking care of their families.

And yet, a crate of coke enjoys more dignity in the way it is stored compared to a human being.

May their souls continue to rest.

So that jeans is worth 150k in that boutique? Both the thief and shop owner are thieves.

That is a very trivial reason to marry someone with whom you'll spend the rest of your life with.

The underlying red flag for any woman who marries this man is he will be very petty and vindictive.

Where is the video of the fight?
Show us the woman as she was dragging his trouser let us see.
It's always he said, she said, or they said.

No evidence.

Good one. The country is extremely hard. But this means that tenancy wahala will increase exponentially. Instead of fighting your landlord every year, you will be fighting him every 3 months.

They hide corruption under the cloak of Christianity.
Imam dey thief, pastor dey thief. Politician go loot give pastor and imam their share make dem keep quiet.
Religious leaders and politicians are the main problems in the country.

This was even expensive. I clearly remember 1USD to 140. That rate was so stable, no one ever thought it would increase one day.

Yet here we are.

Is this guy gay? Abi he doesn't know Andromeda is a female?

That's why it's good to read.

In Greek mythology, Andromeda is the daughter of King Cepheus, the very princess who was rescued by Prince Perseus on his way back from cutting off Medusa's head.

It's better to keep quiet than to open your mouth and say something stupid.

What is a pastor doing prophesying over football matches?

It will be better to tell the hungry congregation when the cost of tomatoes and rice will fall down than to prophesy who will win the champions league.

If you check well, you'll see the only reason they're beating him is because he refused to roger them something.

Police brutality is your friend.

It is rare to see women who are genuinely friends with each other. The only reason they prefer male friends is because a man isn't competing with them.

Their fellow woman is a rival. Even if they like her, there will always be jealousy and envy in that friendship.

If they tell you Nigeria is upside down, you won't believe. It is only in this country that you see the security officer lacing the shoe of the thief.

The groom's outfit makes him look like a corpse in a coffin.

Sometimes I wonder what kind of a country Nigeria is. The most unusual things are now normalized due to poverty and hardship caused by bad governance.

This is what happens when the institutions of a country buy and sell judgment to the highest bidder.

When they rig elections they shout "go to court!" because they have bought the judges and put in their pocket.

Now, an official letterhead from the highest judicial officer in the land don turn shawarma wrapper in a foreign land.

A country on autopilot driving to nowhere.

The ripple effects of this CBEX scam is not just about lost funds. It will destroy families, bankrupt businesses, break friendships and lead to people committing suicide.

It bothers me that it is only after these types of fraud has been perpetrated that the EFCC swings into action. They are always purposefully reactive and never proactive. As if they are partners in crime with these criminals.

I won't be surprised if this foreigner gave EFCC their share before balling out of the country.

Back in medieval times the pope was extremely powerful. In fact, he was the most powerful man in the world.

He exerted supremacy over kings through divine right and was a kingmaker and a king destroyer.

It was because of the pope's vast power that King Henry the Eight broke England away from thr Catholicism and started the Anglican church.

Current popes may not be as powerful as back in the day. But they still hold great influence which is what you see today.

If the late pope knew how many evil men came to pay their respects, he would be turning in his grave.

If you have anti-America/ anti- Trump related content on your phone, don't bother to apply even if you are from these countries.

The modus operandi at the American airports now is for CBP to check the social media on your phone.

When a man pens this kind of apology just know that his pènis has put him in trouble.

Eating fried rice and chicken everyday no matter how delicious will get you tired. If one day you were offered garri and groundnut you will jump for joy.

Never ever in your life use "I thought" to enter marriage. It is the greatest mistake any man can make.

Not my circus, not my monkey.
We have more pressing issues to worry about.

Moral of the story is that one doesn't need to play bet9ja before they cashout.
Count your losses and allow the woman to enjoy her blessings.

To pass the Nigerian Bar is no small feat so congrats to the young girl.

However, to go from unemployed to employed is currently the hardest exam most Nigerian youths are unable to pass through no fault of their own.