Except you're a chronic masturbator or your borehole is wider than the Andromeda galaxy, then moaning is nothing more than a natural, biological response.

On current form, Israel is the only country in the world that knows how to deal with terrorists.

Israel will send them all back into the stone age.

The NNPC is a clandestine agency that is shrouded in mystery, sorcery, and devilry.

That company is the final boss of evil in this country.

Every time human beings commit evil they blame the devil. It's high time we heard the devil's side of the story.

School fees of 1M typed on half torn A4 paper.

If you're going to make me pay 1M as kindergarten school fees then you have to tabulate the fees on a gold-plated card for me to take you seriously.

It's better to die at the warfront than to die of hunger in Nigeria.

It looks to me like I would have been scammed because I still don't understand what the trick is.

And people will complain when they label this country a zoo.

Olosho dey advertise business.
Women and reverse psychology is like 5 and 6.

You don't have game that's why escorts are ruining your life.

Terrorists are like bedbugs. You have to deal with them ruthlessly to prevent infestation. This is why I approve how Israel is dealing with them.

China is also dealing with them without pity and so is Russia.

Look at the UK.

Because they gave these Terrorists a chance, the United Kingdom is gradually turning to the United KingdomAbad.

Most likely that lawyer is newly married.

It is only when you don't know women that they will play you like football and dribble you like Maradona.

Anytime a woman wants to "stylishly" announce to the world she's married, they create frivolous topics like this.

She calls it a new trend, but women have been pantless and braless since time immemorial.

Notice how she says "signed Wives Association of Nigeria".

The point of her post is to let everyone know sey man don finally put her for house.

It's always one future date. It's never in the present.

Fiscus105:


Keep on lamenting about tinubulation while ur age-mates are moving forward in all ramifications, 7 yrs to come you would still be wailing about tinubulation, wen several of ur age-mates would have stopped having kids.

You're a very big fool and an idiot. As a matter of fact, your ancestors are very useless for procreating up to your generation.

Look at this waste of matter and space. I don't even live in Nigeria, but you were quick to jump on my comment like a frog.

It is your likes that defend the very thieves stealing your children blind.

Because I make a comment every now and then on this platform does not mean I am suffering like your father.

Any man that can marry in this current economy is a very strong man.

Because this Tinubulation cannot be solved by any mathematical equation.

Na bad politicians dey make these guys get mouth against us. These were the people we rescued from Apartheid or they would still be licking the white man's boot.

If not for bad Nigerian politicians, there would be no reality where you'd put Nigeria and South Africa in the same sentence.

These black South Africans look for every opportunity to loot and rape because that is all they know.

White South Africans are the only reason that country hasn't sunk to the level of Haiti.

Two wrongs do not make a right. If you agree that she has not dressed decently, that still does not give you the right to harrass her.

In saner societies, actions like this will not only land you in jail but in a sex offenders list.

Africa still has a long way to go.

From what I see, this quit notice is defective. It doesn't specify the anniversary when the tenancy started, and when it ended.

Normally, substantive justice is supposed to prevail over technicalities, but in this instance, it's impossible to arrive at substantive justice without fulfilling this one technical ground.

You can challenge it on technical grounds if there are no documentary evidence to show the exact date you took possession. If there are, then your challenge will fail.

In sum, pay your rent as at when due.

This is my philosophy.
Whoever is the hunter should pay for the date of the bushmeat.

The British are very stupid people.

Instead of joining the north with the south, they should have ceded the north to France and joined them Niger.

These Russian flags the north is waving is largely due to the influence Niger Republic and their newfound relationship with Putin.

What should this tell you?

The north shares more affinity with Niger Republic than Southern Nigeria.

One Nigeria my foot.

How can you stop at 1980? Even up to the 90s and 2000s these equipment were highly relevant.

You see that cutlass, back in my day we would bend the tip to form a curve so we can cut stubborn grass. Elephant grass was easy to cut but that stubborn grass is truly stubborn. If you hit it your cutlass will bounce.

That metal bucket once caused a ring to form on my scalp because we had to go a very long distance to fetch water.

I have hidden inside that black and red box to hide from a very wicked senior prefect.

Federal Government Colleges of the old days no be beans.

99.9% of terrorist attacks are carried out by one religion. Your guess is as good as mine.

It is an irony that a so-called peaceful religion is always promoting violence and terrorism.

He should be sent to the slammer where he can slam his head to infinity.

From day 1 of his presidency it has been hardship after hardship.

Mistakes made from arrogance, cluelessness, and sheer insensitivity of what the masses are going through.

Yesterday it was Binance, the other day it was crypto, and yet the dollar continues to rise and prices continue to skyrocket.

Nigerians are the easiest to rule and control. Because the moment they come together to fight a common cause, politicians will use bribes to buy the leaders.

The ones that cannot be bought will be scattered to the wind through ethnic and religious sentiments.

Men dey chop clean mouth pass am to the next man, e reach your turn you wan give am ring.

They keep talking about minimum wage when the major issue is the maximum wage collected by these politicians.

Reduce all their salaries and allowances and see how this country will have enough funds to execute critical projects.

Stop pouring your custard inside her apple pie. That is the reason she's fat.

Face me I tear you slap.

Someone's generator fumes will always enter your room.

There's always one guy that likes to play loud music.

Then there's another one that's a known womanizer who has slept with at least 3 of the ladies there.

If your room is directly beside a boyfriend and girlfriend, you will know when they are smashing.

You'll find a lady who likes to form holy holy and do fasting and prayers. At night you'll see her enter a parked jeep and she won't come back until tomorrow morning.

They arrested the wrong Baron. The real notorious drug baron has a house in Bourdillion.

An evening newspaper acting like hot commodity.

Creating fake demand for the supply of expired goods.