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[quote author=deejay_harry1]criticizing somone who is not even a comedian?? or a joke teller, but rather copy and pasted a joke she saw on a website to another website?? ??

THE RATE AT WHICH NIGGAZ GO BANANAS THESE DAYS EH.

[/quote]That's why am seriously marvelling at your level of ignorance and illiteracy.


I only criticized the joke and not the poster of the joke

iamjustsassy: why are u hating...compose urs lets see...@op nice joke...

You are d one who's really hating on the Op by hiding the truth from her. Am just trying to criticise constructively.

benkings: walahi i jst pity u! U wan make dem banq ur yansh open like well ba

Wetin mak una tink say de babe na man?

A lecturer in the dept. Of islamic studies.




Why are we surprised?, the man was only trying to put into practice what he teaches in the classroom.

Danhumprey: I mean the real gender of the person behind that moniker. Don't be decieved by what you see,unless you wouldn't mind dating a gay.

True tok. Well, I read ha status and it kinnda rhymed wit her picture.

ROCHAS

R - rogue
O - oppressor
C - cheat
H - homo/sex/ual (yes he is one)
A - ar/sehole
S - snake.

Danhumprey: Beware! You go soon enter one chance! Don't let a picture decieve you.

Lol. Mak she accept me 1st, I go tak care of evri oda tin

Booty butt chic: classic!

Booty butt chic: shataap fool....u av come wit u tribalist thinking again after on independence day u wil start cursin nigeria as if ur not one of does empty headed species destroying her....aru! ......

So what's the difference between you and whom you term a tribalist?

homesteady: Can he be a man and call out names?

Definitely Alex ekubo''. Ooops!!!

Did I say that



Thank God dis is a faceless forum

[quote author=s!s! afrika]This pregnant boy gay called silverdam and his siisy, girlie amebo attitude. Stupid gay like u @op[/quote]Is dat you on ur profile pic? Damn You luk sooooo fuckin guuuuuuud.

Pls be my friend

'Oh no... Be my close friend

Shiiiiiiit... Pls lemme be ur boifriend


Damnnnn!!!!!.. Be... be... Be.. be my wife


P p p p p plsss baby u gotta marry meeeeee

[quote author=deejay_harry1]dude i see no flaw in the joke... the man was told he has 24hrs to accept the deal or not.. if he dosnt return the money in 24 hours as was belived, it means he is interested...and it is blived supernatural powers knows what you are thinking.. so its obvious they will know within 24hours, if the man was interested or not...

AM ASSUMING THE JOKE IS REAL... [/quote]The joke wasn't well composed. Take it or leave it. DUDE!!!!!

Marthakingz: abeg no use ur etighi spoil my skelewu..... no be me write d joke.... sum1 shared it wif me on whatsapp and I passed d current

Sum1 shared it wit u on whatsapp and u never deemed it fit to glance through the "joke" and see the flops in it, u just copy and paste am hia.

Anoda BIG NAWA 4 u !!

Dem go bleach sotey one day dia face go catch fire

Marthakingz: . But incase you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs". .

If he doesn't send back the money in de next 24 hours, it might simply mean hez interested in the initiation, so why would he still die?

Nawa 4 dis girl o

A very wonderful birthday to you my dear presido. Wishing u long life and prosperity plus a well deserving victory over ur opponents come 2015. I know I will be like you very soon.


Meet u at the top

So becos psquare is wedding, the whole celebs on earth should attend? Smh.

Btw i didn't see eminem and c. Ronaldo at d wedding.

Ban ki moon and robert mugabe shud av been there also.

Maybe ngige and yerima should also explain why they were absent at the wedding mtcheeeeeeeeeew

ednut1: Hollande thunder fire ur mouth, u guys are d ones funding we terrorists, u paid ransom, nw ur cookin up dis silly story, bloody t w a t

I see . u are so sure he paid ransom . You need som explaining to do 4 d SSS and police.









Infact you are a suspect

UK Bobo: Source - Guardian.co.uk

It is believed Boko Haram employees were under-staffed due to 225 members travelling to Anambra State to provide security for the State elections over the weekend.

Mak APC catch u

joephemzyz: Pls...wot is the meaning of.....#GOM?.....

god of music (self acclaimed)

ngozievergreen: U are satisfied mentioning the poor Igbo movies, what do u have to say about the great ones? including the ones mentioned here.
These are the movies the world know from nollywood, the movies that created d viable industry .Biko, don't start what u can't finish.
Because we taught two of ur ppl how to do it, I no go fit drink water drop cup for u.
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ajanaku2: Igbos taught Tunde Kelani how to make movies? Wonders shall never end!

Could you please google "Tunde Kelani" to read his biography? It's free...

HEY DAMN YOU TWO. Don't infest my thread with your venomous tribalistic slanders

Chai. Sorry o. No wonda u suddenly disappeared from the story . I was enjoying it though

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