₦airaland Forum

We run tins, tins dun run we ( 3rd world cop)
Scary movies pt 2 one WHITE dude is so angry wit his dad cos he a'int giving him his car key & the guy looks at his dad & says " U HATE ME COS AM BLACK"

PERSIAN : Choose ur next words carefull, they may be ur last as a king.
KING LEONAIDOS OF SPARTA : U bring the crowns & heads of conquered kings to my city step, u insult my queen, u threaten my people with slavery & death, oh i've chosen my words carefully persian, perhaps u should av done the same
PERSIAN : This is blasphemy, This is madness!!!
KING LEONAIDOS OF SPARTA : Madness? THIS IS SPARTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all I think ur friend is on the loose side(if u get what I mean), having read through her numerous abortion accounts. My second advice goes to all ladies, NEVER WAIT FOR ANY MAN PERTAINING MARRIAGE WHEN U KNOW AGE IS NO LONGER ON UR SIDE. The effect can be devastating. So tell ur friend to logon to any available man to avoid "had I known"

Good move but late timeing.

The problem with Nigerians is that we don't believe in ourselves, look, the only problem Aba has is their lack of constant electricity supply & confused governor T.A ugly. Ariria boys are really good, I've sown a correct quality shirt there for 300naira each. Let's be Nigerian and patronize Nigerians PLEASE!

The imo state government is holding a memorial service right now at the ahiajoku square by portharcourt road owerri. The governor Owelle Rochas Okorocha has specifically mentioned that Imo state recorded the highest number of passengers involved in that flight (33 imo indigenes). The service is still ongoing, I ll keep updating as it progresses.

r231: what thread

they fuckin deleted it.

MOD. I wonder WTF made u fuckin close my thread. Twas a fucking advice I was fuckin giving. Wasn't inciting any bleeped up thing. Just open my goddamn thread cos that was a fucking true experience.

I don't really see why this issue should be difficult for u to decide upon. You had a boyfriend, he got u pregnant & ran away, now another mature minded dude who s ready to show u more love & affection is on the pipeline and you come to NL crying that u don't want to marry a guy jst cos he s older than u & a divorcee after all the argonizing experince u'v gone through in the hands of a "fresh blood". My dear, you already know what's good for you. Cari ur tongue count ur teeth. Were ire gi guo eze gi onu!

Valiantvaliant: This is blasphemy i say.

Guy na monastry fit ur kin person. How e take be blasphemy?
As for me if I b God 4 a second I go cari hypocrites lyk u lock 4 dongeon 4 one billion years.lol

Omexonomy: @op u jst ended up doin d right thing d wrong way.
There is a thread 4 complaint,nt 2 start opening a new thread.
By d way, afta all dis where is d joke?

Do I look like a jokes person!!. Btw everyone has a right to open a million thread if they so wish. If u want so guy use ur head.

Ezemarcel: attimes if i reads some posts and topics here in this newly created forum i begin to wonder if our institutions is really producing graduate...jst imagin wat a graduate who is about to serve his fatherland is seeking.,instead of thinkn our to turn knowledge acquired frm his sch to sometin gud he is serious seeking to girlfrnd...i pity u becos people like may end up doin nysc for 2yrs

My brother I tire o. The idiot can't even write correct english. D fool's mother go dey village thinking dat her son is really a responsible fellow nt knowing she has a prodigal son as a child.

So instead of u to start putting urself together physicall, mentally, psychologically, economically & morally u are here looking for a girl to spend the little allowee which won't even be enough for u on. This goes a long way to show how myopic, unreasonable & irresponsible u are.

Why is it that no matter how hard you try to create a joke some people would never see it as funny. There are so many funny jokes in this section but some group of people still come up with some silly & annoying replies that would almost make you to start seeing reasons with them. Please if you don't find a joke funny kindly desist from making derogatory statements or better still use your smileys if u must put down something or else you stop visiting the jokes section. Nonsense.

SINCE MEN OF THE ANTI ROBBERY SQAD(ARS) FOILED A KIDNAPP ATTEMPT IN MY CHURCH LAST MONTH, I'VE TRUELLY BELIEVED DAT POLICE IS MY FRIEND. They should be shown some love joor! They are trying their best.

When i waz a kid i thought that if u keep on going higher & higher into the clouds u will eventually get to heaven & meet God. Lol. I also thought that if u keep on digging the ground u will get to hellfire. I also thougt that the only thing you have to do to drive a car is to on the ignition & then start turning the steering to control it

How many nairalanders have cars . As for me, once my car is hit i first peep into d other car 2 knw weda na military or policemen, if none of the above, i make sure i shift my car in such a way dat am obstructing traffic so to attract crowd. Aftar dat na war

My dear farouk, be not afraid, cases of embezzelment, bribery & corruption, looting of public funds, attracts no jail terms for bigwigs like you in Nigeria.