₦airaland Forum

Omo no dullin for dis matta, as i no de carrylast as original nwa aba,i am lookin for dis shekau or shak uku wit ma kerosine lamp,rechargeable lamp i just bought at ariaria wit d aim of makin profit when i see dis shekau, so nwanna join me ohh on a four man team haunt to maidugri let's catch dis maga lik bush rat or as we take catch gadafi for one tunnel gutter for libya:

Tanx for sharin dis heavenly bread an food with us in breakin d horrible news an illicit post dat's make frontpage:
may God bless u for d open heaven

Dis country was originally sold in 1957 to one man call OBJ who only had people lik gowon,babagida,buhari and abacha to fight his curse in d quenchin of d sovereignty of biafra from ojukwo, but latter in dis modern era, asari dokubo is also assign wit same benefitin task in shotin some people mouth,an carrin out a beneficially operation wich are only known an allowed by d top govtal people who ignite d fire from beneath: OBJ is still d mastermined owner of dis country,unless he is rulout an evicted for gud dis country can neva b labelled "change",
for me i prefer d millitary rule in abacha regime to dis war zone we are facin now:

Women generally hates men dat drink an smokes heavily an messup himself wen drunk,men dat snoores wit pot tommy,lazy folk,unsatisfiable bedman,punchin bag man,voilence,poor an stingyman:

Dis a double impact catastrophy, dat u need prayer encryptin codes in decipherin dis evil an devil incarnated twin of urs, cus one day u'll wake up in a wrong side of bed regretin how gr8 d next calamity or atrousity she'll be:

Do u knw wat we get for bein so desperate i guess u dont ask esau in d bible, out of desperatcy for food he sold is birthright, so don't come so desperate or u mite take home wat u neva bargain for:

Dis boko n' ram are d tribe root an d descendant of ishmael dat abraham shud hav kill a long tym ago so dat d world wud hav peace now, an he neva forsaw dat an now dis is hapenin+jihad,makes it frigtenin an terrific, we are nw left as pencil in d hanz of enemy to be sharpened in different shape an size for drawin:
lawd have mercy on us an save us alll 4rm dis generation of vipers.

Dis drastyk war witout end is a sure sign of d end time:
God pls hav miercy on us; an save our generation form dose boko an ram vipers....

Money rules d world,wit much money u stay connected an focus on point wit any phuukin ladies, ask iyanya an yvonne nelson,timaya an empress njama, dbanj an genevieve, even our young maestro wizkid an almigty tonto or betta still duncan migty an almigty mercy johnson wre d tourch him norch b4, jim iyke an atiku's daugter, so wit some tyte grammys an enuf wazo,chedaz,bell,bar,bill,rubbers,ino,buck,flingz,coinz,.......u can name dem, u surely rule d world wit anylady of ya choice....
End of discussion,period:

Wat a tragedy,poverty kill's faster dan HIV;
u murder ya belove wife over #500(keke change) wen odas are murderin an fadarin for million:
God shall judge u?

Oboy matchin is not alwaz a small finz we d even match pass police seif,but d sweetness is seein all d entire skool in dat state comin togeda for d match past @ d statium in different colors an it's alwaz a gud tim in makin nue frends, it's alwaz wondaful,hapi children day

One bottle of star an inkwobi for u... Thumb up mama g an happy celebration

An dis robish bias mindset of urs eventually makes a front page....abi,

Madnez of d highest order and stupidity of d highest herechy ya hereby sentenz both of u to 30 strokes of d cane for fallin mugu for luv in dis 23 century...... Spit on d ground romeo an juliet indeed: court........ Sharian law:

I went to nokia nursery sch,but later completed @ black berry prim.sch.... Eduabam g.r.a. Jigawa state...... Lolz: happy ali an simbi day wen shall u grow to an adult?. Happi children day:

Kelly hansome d tu much money beef nigga, who likes the procastination of others:

Dis is fantastiq for ma hearin i jsut can't wait to watch,thump up omo sexxy,ya a goddess indeed:

Dis ma screen goddess is alwaz on point: gal u rock ma world let ya HATER dies in hunter an poverty cus deir temper tu hot but ino fit boil yam, ya one in a million ma rainbow:

Nice, she is now d new qween on point: thump up young lady:

Cudos to some sharp shooters igbo gals, u guys are d bomb an on point, u rock d world, as ma only one in a million uchechi, " babe u min d world to me"

Dis wud be intrestin gusd works to naija entertainment reform,

Dis is really wondaful,great,tanx for ya gudwork on ya foundation an for outstanding naija an makin proud standin among equals, thump up,

If out of all d 50 employed ladies u choose one to marry let's say it happens to be okonjo iweala, wont u shut up an do d home cores ya self:
d moment u start finkin smart as per adam was to be alone in dis world wont u be doin evryfin plus d homme cores tu, she is a helper dosen't d shudn't work, wen house helps are around lookin for works to do: or wont u one day wish ya wife to b influencial an powaful as mitchell obama:

Sorry man ya just goin to rust in da prison,cus no fone calls,no fan or AC,radio nor television,light or even a toilet paper to wipe ya fucken a*s,cus dis is naija who doesn't joke wit kipnappin case relatin to foreigner, but it's quiet obvious dat dis tyme urs is d oposite:

Help me tell gov.jang dat politic is not a game of fragile hrts but a game for d matured minds from south south:

Politic is indeed an on point game for d matured minds

Roasted akamu wit fish laps,
sippin garri wit kolanut an fried bananas,or cookin bean wit palmwine:

I tout sexines cud only be sported wen ya wearin a bikini or a swimmin trunk an i ain't see dat sexinez in her or she does not av a bikini of her size for swimin;
why wear gown to swim

Beautiful,gorgeous, but d sneakers is a no - no, as it is out of fashion wit dis (gown) outfit

Ma ex was a demandant....lolz dat extort money from me as if i am a minter,a s*x machine,a bossy woman dat want to tak control of ma businez an finanz an above all she was naggin an a abject jealousy person,dat kip givin orders an makin a commandin demands any time she want,tanx God she gone as i nw enjoy a sweet new bachelor life: