₦airaland Forum

to me whatsap is d hero...how can somebody buy a bbm an be posting his pin all over d internet, church, toilet, newspaper, market an even machanic places begging people to ping dem...while d on point whatsap is who ever has ya number simply connect wit u without dullin an u can simply ignore anybody by not giving him/her ya damn number....

makes me feel jealous.... I wish I was born celebrity or become one in ma next generation.... let me go an start making baby with ma yori yori.... imaobong pie...were are u honey pls come let's make baby too dat we will b bathing our own in a drum

dis standing ovassion of a think is disgracing we d men sometimes... becos wat we think is not wat d oga defines radar it keeps kicking up like karate...

beautiful, lovely, dazzling, splendid, cute,awesome, fantastic and wonderful looking children....
d are true gift an blessing from God

she's dazzling hot like a princess of d Fulani people

waw... dat chick is damn hot an sexy...did anybody see's dat too

why cant u b natural...how can u b strugglin panket wit ladies scrubbin ya faz wit makeup an claimin hansome... it is a man lik u dat spoil manliness an men lik u dat mak makeup for ladies to b costly .damn no wander ma ladies tak so much frm me dis dayz for makeups only...now i know why?

Naija dont get me busted...i fill lik disownin dis country or claim citizen of federal republic of calabar if nigeria does not change it name an status

Bluffin pix...dnt move fasta dan ya shadow...

Happi birday to ma tu baba(abraham: fada of multitude of a multitude moda) i luv u graciers,merci,opricado,asante sana,nameste,tuale,tushe,siaponga,dangesol,mbedase,ndatendga...i luv u...

Dats a chiness brutal treatment but dis time its real not one jet li finishin d whole school pupil but dis tym God bless heaven it d pupil finishin jet li itself in d school...i bet u all if dis is not just deir movie set...becaus evryfin abt d chinese people is so chinese i bet u undastand....

Ma question is aw did a crocodile live water to a man's house witout invitation dat is eida d man is rearin it or experimentin it or wanted to gain popularity by viewers an commenters points... To me its just a fun site cus a crocodile cant fly frm no where to a man hous dat as a door dat is bolted witout destroyin it just think abt dat...

Why fightin for a man whom tomorrow mite not marry u...foools u dnt knw wat destiny whole for any man..alwaz hav a second tout dat a man mite depart tomorow for greener pasture leavin u behind witout thinkin twice an if he becomes rich he forsakes u witout lookin back...now see d result of fightin for a stranger an everlastyn an unforgetin mark of guiness book of history dat ur children wud alwaz question u abt, as u live wit dis ugly an jestful memory...weldone mac tyson an that's d title of a true fighter...

I think u shud had starch d hair equally an as well add bleech before proper ironin of d hair...brazillian hair ma foot i wonder who invented dis kind of hair dat is makin women go mental wit high demandin of money i term as "extortion"...

U are back an so does wat..is dat why u are showin us dat cowbell abi Nunu milk...mtcheeeee

Says who....(spit on d floor)

Devil still have fanz...ignorance is as deadly as itself..

U can say dat again...lik seriously she cud feat in a role....as a key character...

Unical all d way...winz

Sorry bro u shud av known luv rules before fallin....dat luv is blind,luv's hurt,luv pains,luv is killin,luv ruins,luv seperates people apart,luv knows no bounds,luv makes u cry,luv's sours,luv's bitters,luv pays back betraya,luv intrudes,luv slaps,it makes u do unnecessary tinz an decision...d moment u realiz dis demerit d betta an server yur heart wud b witout breaks,...i was once jilted by luv an all i did was kiss luv gudbye...fu*ck luv...wat an irony of luv...

Call me a doubtin thomas in dis one an i wud proudly answer..as or dis fable, its nofin but a cock and bull story

Dis is a serious battle an a case btween d devil an d deep blue sea....wat a great grave delima of problem an shame dat wud b brought on d hous of God an d churxh...

@ op ya just jobless by carin out research on a person's AGE wen ya mate are busy wit deir time, tryin on wat to invent....

on behav of nairaland,We d legitimate membas..wish u a sucessful surgery an a quick recorvery back to ya family in JESUS NAME..Amen..click LIKES as u support dis prayer...

Wondaful baby...wit an incredable name...does eyes are kims an d mouth is kanye's...an her hair is lookin westward as d fadas name implies while d nose is lookin north of kim's equator...
An d next babie dat is comin is @ latitude 2 digree of d south west equator...i hope u can guess his or her name...

Wondaful...very soon all u celebrities will soon be showin us aw u shit...an d color of d shit...as we all are eager an waitin to see or watch...

Dis shit can only happens dependin on d calls she still answers afta marriage...besides if she was used to keepin much of frends of both male an females equally...ma dear Mr.man u hav to change dat sims for safty an security consciousnez of d miriage... Or else misundastandin an infidelity will set in...as same goes to d men...

Dis is as crazy as ignorance turnin u into a fool..... Dis is Wat happens wen u met a man throu socials an he propose to u (throug)socially...u will become a social wife dat also gav room for oda social galfrends...
U shud b gr8ful for havin a social hubby..lolz

Hungry pervert lookin fools actin as pirate....dressin lik slaves abt to b trade...havn't d see real pirate lik d caribean,(d dead man chest) or ask jacksparrow on some intells dan become a failure of humanity.....