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WTF He looks like bobrisky . But there's only one part of his body that can never bleach, "the middle of his ar.se"

powerfulsettingz:
Use ur mb na

I don't have, transfer for me please

How many schools are in this Ogun state sef? school of technology everywhere yet none have been able to produce a car tyre. Nawa oo

ibkgab001:
Cntl C++


They are thou.... I won't calm them flattyre


I won't call them dopi spell backward



But they are enemy of states

which forest did you come out from?

Some people (like one group in naija that I know) will read all this, practice it and still phock outside. So what's the need??

SalamRushdie:
Wait a minute , he steals from young six and the same yoing six tries to burn him and then sets him frwe after reallly beating him up

olodo read and understand

Seun:
The person who posted this thread on the home page so prematurely contributed to this impression that you have. Fortunately, it's false. I love Christians and I want to help them to achieve success and freedom in their lives.

try to help the religion of peace also, I think they need to achieve same too.

And please tell your mods to stop pushing things like this to the front page. Thank you

myfantasies:
Op i did not read all dat

But i shave every week cos i am very hairy person

Just two weeks without shaving dat place will look like sambisa forest

damn!! Shekau and the missing chibok girls must have resided there

bonana:
This man is wanting to breed sheep but has no male sheep, as male sheep are so rare in his area, he decided to try and impregnate the females himself by taking the to the forest and shagging them all one by one.
A local farmer once told him that he will know his sheep are pregnant once they stop walking around and lay down,

the next day the man bundles his sheep at the back of his land rover and shags them all, he was 'knocked' as soon as he got home and went straight to bed,
he wakes up the next morning and dives straight for the window to see if the sheep are lying down......... To his dismay they aren't, so again he puts them in his vehicle and head straight to the forest, this time he shags them all twice for goodluck,
when he get home he was 'knocked' once again and went straight to bed, in the morning he asks his wife to look out the window and see what the sheep are doing,
"that amazing!" she said,
"what! Are they all laying down?" he asked,
"no, they are all in the land rover and one of them is beeping the horn!"

Seun:
Good. With all the spiritual distractions out of the way and getting to keep more of your income, you can build a better life for yourself.

even if I don't do the religion thing, I think you have an agenda against the Christians. You better stop wading into their affairs before you make people start telling you what you don't want to hear/read.

And this hediot just gained admission. God have really punished him.

Will this breast improve buhari's health condition?

Tbillz:
FG should give him contract to import for them because he knows the right mafians to buy from, instead of those rusted iron Nig police are hanging around!!!

Yea, you know what's up man

fyneboi79:
Right there in your huha .































Have u seen it yet? Its at the left corner

Segadem:
...so u want to justify your quran abi? The qustion now is; How many group of Christian that is acting according to the quoted Scripture

please help me ask the terrorist oo

seguno2:
Even if the fire burns for eight months, firefighters will not turn up still.
Abi, did the Constituted Authority not shut down LAUTECH for eight months?
And his daughter said protesting students were mannerless.
Who is mannerless between an employee who has not done his job and the EMPLOYERS who are reminding him of his RESPONSIBILITY?
Who is the mannerless one?

lol @ constituted authority. But this is saddening knowing that these people were voted in for good governance. Indeed, the devil you know is better than than angel you don't know.

Fire fighters didn't turn up 3hrs after the fire started?? Issorait

hardywaltz:
Lie lie Governor
Amaechi bought those helicopters for pipe line surveillance but the vindictive ineffectual Buffon GEJ refused to release them.

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-east/129199-we-bought-two-helicopters-but-for-security-reasons-governor-amaechi-says.html/amp

Wike came on board and tried to collect them and was asked to pay the demurage and due to his lack of vision decided to forfeit it to FG

Just the way he refused to acknowledge Amaechi so also is the FG not acknowledging him.

what are you even saying? Abi is your brain paining you??

ZUBY77:
You mean the people who stone an old woman because they think she is a witch?

I'm talking of people like the boko haram members and other kids brainwashed by their clergymen. Nobody here is ready to die for a cause

cstr55:
Don't mind these nutjobs on nairaland.
See them all posing like good people. I remember that 17 year IPOB boy that was shot to death by a useless police officer, and the reactions on that thread was debilitating to the extent that i was nearly traumatized. I am not used to such savagery.
It was totally savage reaction from the same people mewing and ohing hypocritically on this thread like they actually know what it means to be humane.
Over 2 million people mostly vulnerable people died in the Nigerian civil war, and yet it is unrecognized and even mocked on this forum.
Such scale of death and loss unprecedented in black Africa. Some of the animals on this forum even go as far as posting pictures of starving biafran children as a sort of jibe at the igbo nation.
Utterly savage nation with a savage people.
Their leaders are a curse to them from the universe as a punishment for their savagery.
Animals.

a million likes for this comment

LordAdam7:
How is this terrorism?

Definition of terrorism, since you've clearly shown that you are dumb:



-Lord

the religious bigot just posted that to start up a stupid religious argument. Ignore him

ZUBY77:
Those "Lord's Chosen" Iddots wearing some yellow clothes sanctioned by their cult leader Lazarus Muoka, are not different in anyway.

In my own estimation, they are all equal idiotsss.

you and I know that when it comes to issues pertaining life, southern Nigerians know when draw the line

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
Media will not record this as terrorism, But if it happen to involve Muslim the world will hear about it..

bro leave trash for LAWMA

ZUBY77:
Nope.. The pastor was never gifted.
Rather the people were brainwashed and silly.

Who would blame them?
More than that number would die if TB jocrook orders them to do so in 2017.

I'm quite sure no one in southern nigeria will dare with the level of exposure they have gotten

It is well

2019ATIKU:
Anoda lie

CHISOS!!

cummando:
And mine , you understood my message.
Van bomboklact

thank God for free 10MB

cummando:
Don't be in a hurry to comment especially if you want to abuse. Read again


Who is the fool now?

Criminal subject

my happiness is that you understood the message

cummando:
Wait ayam seeing things?

Or did any body see the accolades this microcephalic baboon accorded to a common theif?

I no wan mention tribe but its wrong. Its "vely" wrong!
Na them!!!!!
Mtchewwwww

If you didn't see the sacarsm in the post, then you're a great phool

Please ignore the ho-e, she's just trying to advertise her wares.

RIP to them...I can never forget lastweek Wednesday's experience when my car's brake failed on 3rd mainland bridge, and I was on 120km/h. I thank God for my life

TonyeBarcanista:
Somebody should please confirm if he is dead

someone should Pls confirm if this guy is not mentally deranged