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RomanceRe: How Masturbation Almost Ruined My Life by VanBommel(m): 11:15am On Sep 30, 2016
StunchLord:
Watching porn is a better option to masturbating.
when you finish watching the porn and your babe or that your neighbor isn't around, what would you do??
RomanceRe: How Masturbation Almost Ruined My Life by VanBommel(m): 11:12am On Sep 30, 2016
dollyjoy:
To be frank, i prefer masturbation to having sex with a partner i don't see a future with.

Thank God for your life opsmiley
e dey show for your face
Car TalkRe: Drunk Driver Crashes Employer's Mercedes-benz SUV Into 4 Parked Cars In Lagos by VanBommel(m): 11:04am On Sep 30, 2016
Phi001:
Nairalanders, please pray for me. Somebody is swearing for me. Day before yesterday, I bet 11 games, Man. City cast me. Today I bet 13 games, Olympiakos cast me. This is a spiritual something!!! sad
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I'm too demoralized to comment on the topic!!!
goan ask that your grandmother's neighbor grin grin
Car TalkRe: Masters Tricycle Assembled In Abia State (Photo) by VanBommel(m): 10:31am On Sep 30, 2016
mathow55:
ok

igbo(bush) boys and girls are too petty. because you haven't leave the corners of SE, you don't know what is happening across Nigeria. you are just locked up there and you will be spilling trash.

pls don't be deceived those ipob that are ranting here, are locked up in their covens, they haven't left their redmud zone b4, so when they see small things it amaze them

assembling plant wey dey every where for Nigeria.

THE INDUSTRIES IN SANGO OTA OGUN STATE ALONE CAN SWALLOW ALL THE INDUSTRIES IN THE SOUTH EAST ALL TOGETHER. petty people
when your head is like this

PoliticsRe: INEC Confirms Eyitayo Jegede As Recognized PDP Candidate In Ondo State- SR by VanBommel(m): 9:40am On Sep 30, 2016
FagsamPHP:
EYI lafe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are not weaklings in Ondo, we stand by our votes & no wait till tomoro collation here just like some state.... Akeredolu is our regular customer (Customer Daadani) and we shall prove it once again.......
lol

PoliticsRe: Assets Declaration: CCB Invites Adeosun, Emefiele, Fashola Others by VanBommel(m): 9:16am On Sep 30, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
This Is A Super Stooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, A Life Of Strife & Sorrows... angry angry

CelebritiesRe: Peace Achievers Award: Kenneth Okonkwo, Olakunle Churchill, Chris Morgan Honored by VanBommel(m): 6:57pm On Sep 29, 2016
spitfyer:
MUST YOU SHOW THE REGION YOU ARE FROM WITH THE PICS
VERY LOCAL FOTO FREAK
RECIEVE SENCE IJN
APC ALL THE WAY............................................................................................
ONDO HERE WE COME FOR YOU TOO,
ALL SOUHT WEST IS OUR BIRTH RIGHT


GOD BLESS APC
GOD BLESS OUR LEADERS
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS ME.
child of hate, I guess your foundation must be very faulty
FoodRe: Python Killed And Eaten In Okumagba, Warri (Photos) by VanBommel(m): 6:46pm On Sep 29, 2016
CodeineSKroches:
With yam
guy this your moniker shaa grin grin
CrimeRe: Man Who Won Lottery Murdered In FESTAC, Lagos by VanBommel(m): 4:35pm On Sep 29, 2016
blaquemyc:
Some pple sef, you manage win lottery and then attract the attention of the whole neighbourhood to yourself by going on a two day booze fest. What else do you expect from bad- belle pple dem? #RIP

CelebritiesRe: Fan Blasts Freeze For Wearing An Expensive Watch In A "Razz Car" (Photos) by VanBommel(m): 3:31pm On Sep 29, 2016
Airforce1:
your profile states you're in New York but the photo suggests you're in mushin

How did it happen?
OH MY GAWD!!!

PoliticsRe: Sheriff Not In Support Of PDP's Rejection Of Edo Results by VanBommel(m): 3:08pm On Sep 29, 2016
bigsam1992:
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ionsman:
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KillerFrost:
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see them as them dey rush land anyhow cheesy
menix:
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Mufasa27:
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PoliticsRe: Sheriff Not In Support Of PDP's Rejection Of Edo Results by VanBommel(m): 3:04pm On Sep 29, 2016
The same sheriff that is being used to destroy PDP and would soon announce their burial cheesy grin yeye dey smell like a$$hole wey $hit particles dey grin
CelebritiesRe: Christina Milian Wears See-through Bodysuit To The Club Boobs On Display [PICS] by VanBommel(m): 5:48am On Sep 29, 2016
What would you call this?? huh undecided

FashionRe: Uche Mba Flaunts Her Banging Body - See Photos by VanBommel(m): 8:37pm On Sep 28, 2016
lielbree:
Pervert

In France women walk around naked. Not even pant! What then would u say?

Nobody harasses them. Naija men and perversion is 5&6
those women are mad then
RomanceRe: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by VanBommel(m): 5:14pm On Sep 28, 2016
joseph1832:
Then read more and keep on learning.
aii bruv....thanks
RomanceRe: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by VanBommel(m): 5:09pm On Sep 28, 2016
joseph1832:
You'd be amaze on the kind of things you can learn if you observe and read a lot.
I'm already amazed by t ones I've read today
RomanceRe: Must A Woman Know How To Cook? by VanBommel(m): 5:08pm On Sep 28, 2016
AfricanApple:
she nko? she won't be working?
that's no excuse baby smiley
PoliticsRe: APC Woos Edo Voters With Akara, PDP Reacts (Photo) by VanBommel(m): 2:26pm On Sep 28, 2016
Seglaw01:
Pls who knows Eedris Abdulkareem' whereabout he should come remix him song nigeriq jagajaga

Akara nt even rice again.....?
rice is now very expensive to cook anyhow
RomanceRe: I And My Queen Have Ended Things by VanBommel(m): 2:17pm On Sep 28, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
boss man, this your moniker na bad guy for midfield that year oooo
Yea, he was my favorite till he left real Madrid. I still like him, No doubt
RomanceRe: Must A Woman Know How To Cook? by VanBommel(m): 2:16pm On Sep 28, 2016
AfricanApple:
because of food? I hear

@royalvalentine19. I guess you have apolo.
you won't understand until you get married. I'm a very good cook, I cook better than some of the girls I've had flings with, bu still I want a girl that'll be cooking for me cos I can't be working, at the same time be thinking of what to cook when I'm home.
RomanceRe: I And My Queen Have Ended Things by VanBommel(m): 2:10pm On Sep 28, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
boss once you go GREEN you can never go back cool
you know the drill bruv
RomanceRe: A Lady I Carried Inside My Car Stole My Power Bank Today What Should I Do? by VanBommel(m): 2:07pm On Sep 28, 2016
You're lucky she didn't zoom off with your car. grin
RomanceRe: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by VanBommel(m): 1:35pm On Sep 28, 2016
I see some intelligent peeps here cool. Honestly I'm enthralled by how you guys use words. As a rapper, though underground, I'd like to learn from you guys cos I know it will be of immense help to my lyrics cos I'm the type that tells stories a lot, and also love wordplay.
RomanceRe: Must A Woman Know How To Cook? by VanBommel(m): 1:09pm On Sep 28, 2016
AfricanApple:
I always wonder, are there people in this world who feels joy whenever they are in the kitchen or is just a necessity for us to go into the kitchen?
as for me the latter is the case. oh! how I hate cooking most especially when the whether is hot.

BUT
the question is must a woman know how to cook? must she be that perfect chef, whom people should bite their tongue at the taste of her food?

your answer should be with reasonable reasons

I often heard this phrase that 'another woman will snatch your husband if you don't know how to cook' like uuhhh? Is food the essence of our living?

Shouldn't it be a thing of choice?

My own opinion?
she must not know how to cook
If your wife/girlfriend cannot cook, I don't think its a sin for you to teach her or better still do the cookings yourself.
it shouldn't be a thing of choice, its a must you kno how to do it or else you'll either be losing him to Iya basirat or your house maid ekaette...
RomanceRe: See The 5 Things Nigerian Girl Do After C.ex To Avoid Getting Pregnant by VanBommel(m): 11:57am On Sep 28, 2016
iFuck:
Withdrawal method
Na that one sure pasd cool cool
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Playing Snooker With Imo Youths (Photos) by VanBommel(m): 10:57am On Sep 28, 2016
ROCHAS=SCAM
TravelRe: Lokoja: Okada Man Crushed To Death By Lorry - Graphic Photos by VanBommel(m): 10:53am On Sep 28, 2016
MadCow1:
Shiit Men.


I pray he survives. cry
how will he survive with his brain scattered all over the place undecided
CrimeRe: The Uniabuja Attempted Rape Case (the Accused, Side Of The Story) by VanBommel(m): 10:26pm On Sep 27, 2016
omas1:
I just don't buy this story it looks padded grin
I'm telling you, like dogara's own cheesy grin
CrimeRe: The Uniabuja Attempted Rape Case (the Accused, Side Of The Story) by VanBommel(m): 10:25pm On Sep 27, 2016
HarkymTheOracle:
James walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man "Please give me N2,500 isiewu and Big Stout and then give everyone a N5,000 isiewu and Big Stout because when I eat I want everyone to eat." The bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else theirs.

When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted another order " Give me a bottle of brandy (mellow wood) and give everybody else a bottle of whiskey (Johnny walker black label) because when I drink I want everybody to drink." Everyone was happy and singing James' praises saying "He is the man".

When James finished his drink he shouted again " Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs."

His burial is this Saturday. He was beaten to death.
hahahahaha grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Fiancée With A New Car (pics) by VanBommel(m): 10:19pm On Sep 27, 2016
rheether:
Should I propose to my boyfriend? its taking forever jhooor.
drop your boyfriend and follow me
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills Four Soldiers In Borno State by VanBommel(m): 4:53pm On Sep 27, 2016
This kind of news is appalling. I pity these soldiers cos they're using them to play chess...

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