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Celebrities › Re: Kevin Olusola: From Medicine To Grammy Award Winner by VanBommel(m): 7:55pm On Jul 21, 2016

ipledge10:
Wow...opportunity,he was born at right place

yes o, sometimes I wish I was born outside of Africa cus the kind of music is do is not Nigerian

Politics › Re: Adeniyi Oyebade Indicted Of Shi'ite Killing By Kaduna Judicial Panel Of Inquiry by VanBommel(m): 10:53am On Jul 20, 2016

Trust77:
you're a big fool, did you read the story... The useless shi'ad block the road and even attempting to kill the chief of army staff. So, what do you expect. You're more than a bloody civilian, you're a foolish and stupid civilian.... If you're bold enough identify yourself fool

you're an idiot for calling someone a fool and a bloody civilian...

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Killers Of Olalekan Ogunranti (photos) by VanBommel(m): 2:43pm On Jul 19, 2016

Emeks008:
@ op.. there is nothing like ibukun LG in osun state. it is called Obokun not ibukun.
ibukun means blessing in Yoruba Lang.

OBOkun means what?

Sports › Re: Ben Gray Visits Ajegunle, Nigeria, Surrounded By Security Men - Photos by VanBommel(m): 2:14pm On Jul 19, 2016

Badtman:
Also Surrounded by Flat Head Tribe wetin him dey find wit yeast people

because he knows that ppl from the wasteland might want to lick his a$$. Muntula..

Food › Re: 6 Simple Foods Every Nigerian Women Must Know How To Make by VanBommel(m): 8:27am On Jul 18, 2016

vivianbelema:
That Eba/okra soup hmmm

that's the type you like the most shey?

Culture › Re: Igbologun, Island Where Pregnant Women Must Not Go Into Labour At Midnight by VanBommel(m): 7:54am On Jul 18, 2016

Beehshorp:
Ok.. I diint read all those things to be honest cos I promised myself say after exam I no go read anything even if na siqnboard.. But according to the title I wonder why people no wan leave stone age and embrace civilisation and abolish certain culture

that's why you should have read the whole story to save you from this embarrassment. angry

Science/Technology › Re: Six-Foot Python Killed At A Cemetery In Ghana by VanBommel(m): 7:22am On Jul 18, 2016

omofabulous:
Cementary, snake, where is the connection?

you just want to comment shey? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: First Borns Group Let's Discuss by VanBommel(m): 6:56am On Jul 16, 2016

Hello all firstborn. Nice meeting y'all

Fashion › Re: Glory Brown Wins Miss Celebrity Nigeria 2016(photos) by VanBommel(m): 3:55pm On Jul 15, 2016

Omo na the girl blow all that grammar??

Romance › Re: What does a lady mean when She Says "I Was There For Him" by VanBommel(m): 2:16pm On Jul 15, 2016

Mznaett:
IT SIMPLY MEANS SHE WAS THERE FOR HIM FULL STOP

olodo

Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola With The Tallest Man In Lagos [photo] by VanBommel(m): 9:16pm On Jun 06, 2016

femynho:
I remember the first time I walked into this ...HUGE (tall is under-rated) man, my skin ran out of me. The 2nd, was in a cafe, his 1palm almost covered the monitor...i fear him...but I think he's not as huge as b4.

you sabi am bros

Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola With The Tallest Man In Lagos [photo] by VanBommel(m): 9:14pm On Jun 06, 2016

I call that guy "agoro". I don't know the meaning though cos I heard it from a friend's mouth so many yrs ago. Go to bariga/akoka, you'll find him there. For bookings on how to meet him, contact me cos he lives on the same street with me.

Crime › Re: Cultists Kill 23 Persons In Rivers State by VanBommel(m): 12:41am On Jun 05, 2016

Abba5800:
Ipod, avengers, militant, robbers, cultism, kidnapping, Election violence,. ALL IN NIGER DELTA. No doubt your zone is cursed, run to north for your dear life. We have agriculture, cattles, becouse without meat you will end up eating your fellow human being. Oil recently in born
o( lake chad) . Virgin land so that you stop fighting and killing your brothers over land matters,

who needs your bloody cow that can also turn out to be a suicide bomber? You have agriculture and your kinsmen want to soak dog and baboon in blood because of oil in the region? You're just a waste of sperrrm.

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Crime › Re: Cultists Kill 23 Persons In Rivers State by VanBommel(m): 12:36am On Jun 05, 2016

So many useless boys living in port harcourt. From Vikings to Icelanders to Greenlanders. If not for the oil there, I wonder if anything good can actually come out from there. If Nigeria should disintegrate now, this is how these useless boys will just kill everyone in the south. Rubbish undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by VanBommel(m): 10:11pm On Jun 03, 2016

The beggar above me, have you had dinner? Your type of person would order for takeaway popcorn when taken out to go see a movie in a cinema. undecided

smello

Education › Re: 17 UNILAG Girls Missing After Heading For Party At Lekki - Says Twitter User by VanBommel(m): 9:12pm On Jun 03, 2016

These are the kind of girls that'll make a guy do unthinkable things so that he can be able to meet up to their demands......at the end he loses all and begins to hate his existence. Say NO to greedy and self centered girls.

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Romance › Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by VanBommel(m): 8:35pm On Jun 03, 2016

There's this girl I met one day, after much talk she gave me her number. The next day I called and we agreed to in the evening. So wet met at fast food outlet and after a lil chitchat I asked her what she cared for and she was like I should just chill, she'll go and find out. She went and came back, so we continued with our chat. After like 50mins, I just wanted to end all that talk cos it was getting late and I told her, she was like let her go and check on the things she ordered for. I was just sitting there smiling like Falz the bahd guy when she came back and demanded for #8500 to offset the bill. Me that was on codeine and Roche trips, I just told her point blank "I didn't come here to buy foodstuffs for you, I just wanted a moment with you, that's all". I had to give her #2k so that she could at least eat rice and chicken grin

, and left. All these girls would be walking about with hunger and will still be forming with it. Iranu!! angry

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Romance › Re: While You're Here Calling Me Jobless, I'm Somewhere Making 5k Everyday -photos by VanBommel(m): 7:31pm On Jun 03, 2016

You guys have ended this guy's career with your mouth......chai cry

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Romance › Re: If You Can Answer This Question, Then You'll Agree All Girls Are Just For Sex by VanBommel(m): 6:22pm On Jun 03, 2016

Somehow I like this Paulkillerman guy, the guy is always straightforward. I don't blame the guy, experience they say is the best teacher. I've loved and I've lost. as a broke dude, I'm sorry for you. Life is not Nollywood where one well-to-do girl will just fall head-over-heels for you and will even do everything possible to keep the relationship(such girl might exist sha, but it may not be the girl you want). Now that there's enough goodies under my canopy, see girls strolling in like it's silverbird galleria. Any broke guy or one that have had firsthand experience knows what I'm talking about. Thank God for betting and Alibaba, so many niggas would have either committed suicide or been shot or locked up by the police/army.

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Crime › Re: Musa Murtala Is Not Dead, Receives N1 Million From Group.PICS by VanBommel(m): 4:22pm On Jun 03, 2016

gurunlocker:
Na two type of news dey come out since last year may,

the lie version and the truth version....

LMAO

Politics › Re: Niger Delta Avengers Condemns Attack On Soldiers, Vows To Fish Out Killers by VanBommel(m): 12:29pm On Jun 03, 2016

The NDA should pls calm down. They're making matters worse for we the unemployed and also making our certificates useless. This is how many yrs now that I've graduated and these people are bombing and chasing all the companies that I've been seeking employment from. Pls you guys should stop all these. I know how you feel, but to what end?

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Crime › Re: Cultists Who Beheaded ABSU Students Arrested - Photo by VanBommel(m): 12:10pm On Jun 03, 2016

menix:
Egede boiz...

Make I carry my "Bucket" go fetch water while I wait for Ndi Egede..

have sense small na bros

Politics › Re: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by VanBommel(m): 8:24pm On Jun 01, 2016

I don't want to believe that a militant made such calls but if they did, I'm sorry for them. Even the international community would be against them

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Crime › Re: Herbalist Defrauds Money-seeking Lagos Banker Of N2.5m (photo) by VanBommel(m): 8:10pm On Jun 01, 2016

Name checkers association, Aba branch; I know it's Ifa and his saboteur brothers from the South West. lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: I Caught Her Double Dating Just Few Months To Our Wedding. by VanBommel(m): 7:17pm On Jun 01, 2016

nairamaniac:
please how this your married ex get to this situation with you? on the same bed for that matter? of all the places in the world, its ur bed.
please explain to us.

the truth is that before she got married, I did things that no MAN had ever done to her before, and those things drive her crazy. She was engaged even before we started doing things, which I never knew until the week of her marriage. I pray she gets over it cos it's not making sense

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Responsible For Scarcity Of Tomato In Nigeria- Lai Mohammed by VanBommel(m): 7:07pm On Jun 01, 2016

From tomato Ebola to Boko haram, very soon it will be that Fulani herdsmen are also the cause of tomato scarcity, followed by NDA. Baba Lion Of The Tribe Of Judah Mohammed, TIRI GBOSA for you. angry

Even my previous relationships are more honest than you undecided

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Education › Re: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by VanBommel(m): 6:50pm On Jun 01, 2016

falcon01:
what are those

those eyes of yours can chase demons out of someone during deliverance section in church grin

Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Igbongun, Benue, Kill 15 by VanBommel(m): 6:38pm On Jun 01, 2016

#OccupyBenueState or #BenueCleansing?

Romance › Re: I Caught Her Double Dating Just Few Months To Our Wedding. by VanBommel(m): 6:19pm On Jun 01, 2016

OP u better use your head. As I type, if not for the commandment "thou shall not commit adultery" and the law of karma, I would have emptied one bag of semen inside this beautiful married ex of mine that is lying beside me on this my cozy bed. cry

Crime › Re: Man Rapes Daughter Of A Prophetess In Lagos (pics) by VanBommel(m): 5:52pm On Jun 01, 2016

Name checkers association, Aba branch; the identity has been confirmed, he's from the Rusted Corrugated Iron Sheet republic. grin

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Nairaland General › Re: 15 Visible Signs To Know That Your Friends Are Not Actually Your Friends by VanBommel(m): 5:39pm On Jun 01, 2016

mukhcech:
All this smokers self. Them no dey allow us hear word nor breath clean air.

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