₦airaland Forum

Headmistress:
I love you VanBommel.

hmmm, so you expect me to reciprocate abi?

Uramzi:
Okay, Now that ot haff near us baah? Smh! Nebours go say yhu no go school atall!

people are already saying that to me

covbrand:
oga I wish unto all your daughters this kind of Man. I used to live in the same hostel with this people, and believe me this man's wife is a very quite and scared person. she is very withdrawn. this man has always been beating her, locking up her children and starving them. I remember during my project defense time last year November I was about going jogging as early as 5:30 am when I came downstairs to see this woman who just gave birth lying down outside in open air. I asked her why she would expose herself such way only to be told that she was locked out all night by her HUSBAND! !!

As if that was not enough, one day while coming back from another jog, I met this lady and her 3 children outside with the door with the door locked. the baby of a few weeks didn't even have water to drink and this was harmatten season. I had to boil water to give the baby.

this man didn't start today, and I blame the woman for not being woman enough for her kids. to me she killed that baby. am so pained.

which hostel is that? I'm presently at Ihiagwa.

Ada9103:
I swear......we suppose hear the news for eziobodo

ada where in eziobodo do you stay?

Youngpo413:
maybe she gave him a hand job then turn him to get cheap attention, ladies can be wicked. I don't think any sane man will cum with ease in a public place.

she didn't give him any handjob, the man was rubbing his already erected d!ck on the girl's arse and got lost in the act.

yemsai:
After looking refreshed nko? Wat happens nxt?

you know the matter na

08163539833

@technerd, pls I have an Iphone 4 that requires the Icloud to be unlocked. Pls how can I go about that?

RichYoungNigga:
Good for her.

She don go chop wetin she no suppose chop

try and have small sense na, haba!!

Ok. The weather's been very cold since morning thanks to the rain, yet nobody came to visit me. Not even the one that claimed she was pregnant for me. Issorait

lilzcee:
pic or u know the rest

bro no need to prove what I posted, but if you want proof goto diamond bank, opposite ama-hausa and ask the guards there.

GANJAFARMER:
Still wondering how people masturbate and still feel the same ecstasy comparing to how it feels to hit a real puccy.

bro, not everyone can approach a lady, let alone hit that shii..

donhils:
But at least this one didn't pour on the lady's legs.

it's true sha, but there are weird people everywhere

Rossburg:
Why am I finding this hard to believe ?

I smell LIES

don't doubt it, I've seen something like this before

Something like this happened on the eve of xmas, last year in diamond bank in owerri. The bank was experiencing network issues so in the hall, the crowd was just too much. No space to even move your body. There was this man, in his late 30s standing behind this tall, fair, pretty lady with round behind. All of a sudden the lady started screaming and was showing us her fingers, some people there just got angry and started shouting at her her. It was when she started saying "sperm, sperm, sperm" we now knew there was problem. By then, the man had already covered hiis trouser the polythene bag he was holding. In a twinkle of an eye, a circle was already formed around the man, then he was asked to remove the nylon which he did after trying to be stubborn. Omo what I saw eehn, I nearly shed tears for the man. See map Of sperm on his carton-colored chinos trouser. It was indeed horrible.

It seems all the dasukis' got a common attribute...

When the usher wants me to seat in front, I'm like "Omo, use your head oo"

tartar9:
Only possible with the Yoruba tribe,unlike some anvil-like headed people living in the east.

yea, its even possible that your girls can suck the balls of a juju priest, disgruntled being.

HERSLEY:
sure... Anything?

I'd like us to venture into a kind of business partnership if you don't mind

HERSLEY:
Some ladies sabi shame us shaa... #teamselfmade

just looking at your profile pic, I'm already fantasising on how i'll take you from behind.

CaroLyner:
who are the "all" ? speak for yourself madam.

stop denying na, she's just being truthful here

yemsai:
And wat does having sex with many women do to a man?

it makes him look refreshed.

Poverty and bad orientation are 2 deadly diseases.

Na 50 shades of boss be this??

END TIME PASTOR!!! Let them insert broom in the middle of his peeniis

The tears of those they've stolen from have finally haunted them. Very stvpid, ugly-looking boys. Rot in hades!!!

oshe11:
I dare any APCian and the buharist to ANSWER ALL
with the help of buhari 16+ 4 = 22 finance minister.
APC EXAMINATION QUESTIONS
First End of Session Exam.
Government 101 Time: 3 Hours
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if
1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a
diagram:
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the
next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase. ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a
constant, discuss the speed at which: i. N50k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000
everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and
the disgrace he would receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is
the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt 9. If x is chanji and y is lies./propaganda, solve the
equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically
corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on
you.

lol....but this isn't politics section nau, why you dey fall hands.

Headmistress:
Mumu, that thing that looks like a biro cover. No me you dry call ATURU? I wish you the same. Cheers.

I've seen you that have Bermuda triangle in between your legs. Olo..bo town council

Pls I want to unlock I-cloud on Iphone 4. How do I do it?

Anwonspee:
Rolling of buttock by women and girls during praise

Even some pastors will be distracted and just do it with intent and High immortality

I concur

MissMercedes:
Surprisingly, it's in church that the network is fastest.

this your profile pic can really mess up a man's head.