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Nubian113:
12. A man bought a house in 2013, next to his ex-wife just to install a giant middle finger statue so that she would see it everyday..

i swear, this was the one that made me laugh at work

can see why the ex divorced him

Those calling this write up trash did not read it.

There was no lie or half truths in all that was said. Why are people so blind and biased to say the truth when they see one.

Yes the oil price drop is hitting d economy badly but we aint the only country in this predicament, while others are handling theirs intelligently and restructuring their expenses, what do PMB do, put out a budget of 4 trillion with aso rock expenses at over 15 billion.

Like wtf, even the WHITE HOUSE dont spend that much

Vanquay:
I have a 6 figure job in $$$ so whats your point?

lmao, baby lies. pls shut your jobless mouth and go roll some weed

Aspiregreat:
somebody like this may even be Jobless...

NOT MAY,

somebody like that is jobless, bitter and jealous.

and he thinks good tidings will come his way, i pity him

So op, you do not by any chance know what is going on in the oil market worldwide, which led to the removal of subsidy that led to increases above.


If you don't, then i have nothing to tell you

cruzita:
my dear continue ignoring him .men looking for free punna since 200BC

Whether you like it or not, men have been getting free punna since 4BC

Trapnews:
its obvious the OP is reta'rded

Extremely retar'ded and delusional.

petkruz:
And the part where he switches off his electronics to eavesdrop countless times?

Have you ever caught him eavesdropping.

Doubt d dude will put his life on hold for you.

Stop hyping yourself abeg.

How much is it

fabulous925:
if u need more pix u ask they dont talk like that if truely u are not a business man for u to talk like that and if i made ask did u produce any car in ur life

fact is, that interior in the pictures is a 2005 camry, i am not insulting you, just stating a fact.

my sis drives a 2005 camry, i own a 2009 camry. so i know both cars well and know what i am saying

2007 exterior with a 2005 interior.

[size=16pt]Buyers Beware[/size]

cityAdventures:
Bought my car, a 2005 Acura offroader at 40k miles in 2014 july..its now 52k miles.. Engine is ok, but suspension, issues..always either shocks, bearing or other. I hv also since changed the brake disc n i keep hearing noises on sthe legs.mschew

That acura's mileage was rolled back. You can believe it or not. There is no way a 10 year old car will have just 40k miles on it. Impossible.

Average car mileage in a year is 33k. So you want to tell me thay car was bought and just parked for 10 years

Favolly:
It's funny how some of you will quote someone saying something stup!dly offensive and end it with that kind of smiley

Let me try mine...

lmao. your sister's pun.any must have 1,000,000 miles and counting

i dont doubt it, cuz she is married with 3 boys. so big ups to her and her hubby

but yours it probably looks like port harcourt owerri express way

No Offence

Favolly:
So I opened this thread thinking it was referring to the other type of 'mileage'

*Sighs

lmao . your pun.any must have 400,000 ,iles and counting

niceface:
Mileage is very important because it's a pointer to other factors. The more miles the vehicle travels the more the wears and tears on the vehicle parts. I will recommend you go for a car with a mileage below 90,000km, you will definitely enjoy your money. Talking from experience, I have been using a Hyundai SUV that I got at a lower mileage for over five years with no issues, only to service it twice a year with genuine oil filter and mobile oil. Engines of vehicles with mileage above 200,000km can pack up at anytime even if the exhaust is still dropping water when you start the car because the average lifespan of any vehicle engine is 200,000km.

you are right when you say high mileage leads to wear and tear of a vehicle, but saying and average engines life span is 200,000 km is as false as my uncle is dantata.

i bought a 2009 toyota camry with a mileage of 170,000, driven it going to a year now, i have never been to the mechanic save for oil change and filters as well as air filter change. the AC is top notch and i have over 200, 000 km on it right now. the suspension is sublime, the engine purrs like a hor/ny girl. dude you will fu/ck my car if you see it.

on the other hand i also own a 1999 Crv whose last trip to a mechanic was last year june. and this crv have about 400,000 miles on it.

mileage makes no difference, maintainance does.

is this a question.


Mtcheeeew. my car must eat

guys hate on dudes who THINK they are cute and believe they have arrived while having accomplished nothing in their life.













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dkfrost:
2007? V4?? For 2.5m
Perhaps you simply aren't ready to sell this car.

Here's your mate:-
https://www.nairaland.com/2858003/neat-toyota-camry-2007-model#41876585

And his is even a V6.
Do reevaluate your price and amend your post accordingly. Thanks!

you cant compare a naija used camry with a toks camry. you are right about the price thoughj

OP 2.5m for a 2007 camry is too much, do you know you can get a ford edge or a 2009 accord for that amount.

last year oct i got a 2009 camry for 2 mil. direct toks. i admit though its LE

thats a 2010 0r 11 camry not a 2008.

This OP is a stupid, lazy, malicious, propaganda radio without battery. I like how d dude above me is providing links as quickly as you ask.

Provide yours for the thread you opened. Or forever have a 3 inch dick

OP ans this question, living with d bf in uni is it different from having a working bf in town and staying with him.

Secondly, its not only guys that convince girls to move in with them, in my case (yes i was a uni couple), her room was bigger and more spacious than mine, but she moved in with me, why? She felt i was too friendly with my female neighbours.

The said girls today is happily married with a good job.

raayah:
First Turn on : Ass
A nice muscular ass.!

Another turn on: Teeth.
Strong, white and perfectly arranged teeth.

Another turn on: Dicck length
Anything less than 8 inches turns me off

Turn on: Hairy legs and chest
A smooth leg and chest doesn't just do it for me, I like hair

Turn on : Car keys.
I don't like trekking, end of story.

Turn off: Hairy privates
Nuff said

Turn off: Virgins
I'm not a patient teacher.

Turn off: police officers
They are just annoying to be honest.

Turn on: Big lips
You know, cos I like to be eaten.

Your dp, is that nelrose asaba??

Whats d difference with that and a girl who went to an eatery with a guy, after eating demamds for take away.


I like d dudes confidence

Mosh1:
Claiming victim`s card as usual,but seriously u guys should stop all these.It has not help and it won`t help you rather with this mindset,you will keep on creating enmity for yourselves.Yoruba hates you,Hausa hates you,Niger-Delta hates you,middle-beltans kill you during biafran....haba!are u guyz that special?

we love them all though,

its a pity that a group of people who feel they are being marginalised are criticized for speaking out. where is the freedom of speech

Alwaystruth:
The way Nigerians reason baffles me a lot. I have said it before in this forum that the problem
of Nigeria is nothing but wickedness. The simple general laws of nature favors no one particular tribe ,race,color,
region or religion but have equal applications on them all. Nigerians are facing hardship and unprecedented unemployment yet
all policies of government all levels lead to more unemployment to the people.

Now, somebody just demolished that Oshodi market in the name of development and as well witch-hunting a particular
tribe without knowing that those shops demolished provided employment and means of livelihood to thousands of people from different ethnicity. Certainly many families will be affected in this singular action and more people pour into the unemployment market. More criminals will also be created leading to more insecurity of lives and properties .Yet this is a country struggling with security issues. If any bad policy is targeted at the Igbos,well..as someone rightly said, the worst they can do is their 20 pounds civil war mentality.

on the issue of the oshodi market, do you know every state have a master plan, when el rufai was demolishing mansions in abuja, this was the exact same reaction, today, if you go to anuja, it is very organised and detailed, things are where they should be.

there is no revolution without victims, ambode did the right thing, my issue with him is he should have given a notice before the demolition as well as compensation for those shops with the right documentations.

proxillin:
What Buhari is doing is the best for Nigeria. Only someone lacking common sense will oppose him. Awon tribal werey

i admit that buhari's intentions are for the good of nigeria, i admit the bans, well not really ban but frustration placed on importers of certain product to enable local production to thrive is good.

this is where my beef with him is though,

you dont wake up 1 morning and start enacting laws and decrees, you dont make financial and economic decisons on a whim, The CBN restricted the availability of dollar in order for the Naira to appreciate against the dollar but so far has it appreciated? No, instead it has been depreciating, for fucccks sake 1 dollar is 250 abi 300 today, this time last year it was 130.

The president should have given a time frame for the total restriction of these products, it will enable those who livelihood depend on it to readjust, re -strategise by either starting production or moving on to other products.

his policy have killed many businesses, increased unemployment, i bet you those who blindly support buhari have not yet been affected by the hardship the country is going through.

Name of university

BiggerBangs:

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Correct..a better place to exhaust my 20GbB Etisalat Data[/size]

20 gb on netflix wont last upto 2 weeks

dont be dejected my brother, 2015 was a very bad year in almost every industry in nigeria, banks, construction, oil and gas, manufacturing, imports and co.

[size=15pt]look at the bright side[/size]

the experience is there,

the drive is there,

the determination is there

yes you may have reached rock bottom but it can only get better.

in my company we have been on half salary going to almost 5 months now.

but life goes on