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ProgrammingRe: How To Code This Logic With Php... by vankaid: 10:36pm On Apr 25, 2018
elninosft:
Do you want it done for you or you need the script?
Do it for him here with sample codes!
PoliticsRe: Blackmail Reports: Proof That Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Lied Against Sowore by vankaid: 4:53pm On Apr 23, 2018
oyatz:
Sir, is Tinubu also the chief sponsor of Vanguard, The Sun or Daily Trust newspapers?
Why can these newspapers expose Tinubu, Ambode and Fashola?
I dont get you. Are you implying that these newspapers are or are not exposing Tinubu?
PoliticsRe: Blackmail Reports: Proof That Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Lied Against Sowore by vankaid: 2:43pm On Apr 23, 2018
sowore2019:
It appears you don't understand what is happening, If I write a damaging article about someone on Nairaland, who should be held responsible? Seun or Me?
If Sowore refuse to publish an article on Sahara Reporters, the writer can as well created a Facebook page, publish the same article and even pay to boost same to reach more people. So what is the difference between Sahara Reporters, Nairaland and Facebook? Is it because Sowore decide to come to the public and stand by his platform?
Is sahara reporters a public forum or "media platform" for journalists?
Is Tinubu a journalist?
By the way, whats your response to the allegation that Tinubu is chief sponsor of sahara reporters.
Of all the shady deals being reported about Tinubu and Lagos State government of both Fashola and Ambode, why is it that Sowore has a handful of face saving reports against Tinubu. This is from 'almighty sahara reporters' that churn out exposé on daily basis against people like saraki, dino etc.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Automate My Site To Send Data.... by vankaid: 5:55am On Apr 03, 2018
BeSafeOnline:
Vankaid, I will be needing your service should you be a programmer...

I want to develop a mlm platform.
I be programmer sha but mlm no go work for me at all.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Automate My Site To Send Data.... by vankaid: 6:55pm On Apr 02, 2018
bot101:
Hehehe, quit shitting on yourself. Where in the OP's post did you see anything relating to SMS?? And if you think that's an impossible task, google hosted SIMs.
You actually saw SMS in the post you quoted?

I give up! Completely!

Find your mates abeg.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Automate My Site To Send Data.... by vankaid: 4:48pm On Apr 02, 2018
bot101:
Buhahaha...all these new children on nairaland. That's why most of the geeks here left. Let me indulge you once more, you who knows what the problem is, can you kindly enlighten us?

I wouldn't wait for you to finish scratching your head, so let me clear your obvious confusion. The OP wanted something handled automatically, without human interference (that's what automatically means), you handle this type of situations best with a periodically running task (that's what CRON is). When the task runs, it checks if certain conditions, as determined by the developer, are fulfilled. If they are, perform certain operations, in the OP's case, sending the data he wants to it's destination. Hope you learnt something today? Well, if you think I am a noob, why don't we find out? A task as simple as posting your portfolio/tech stack and years of programming professionally, are you game?
I still maintain that you are a noob. An incorrigible one at that!
Your interest lies only in definition and uses CRON. You didnt go beyond that when you jumped in on this thread.
Possibly you have sent the OP an email without any thought at all and if he falls for your claim to being one of the geeks who left nairaland for the noobs he will send an advance payment only for you to abscond with his money when you realize that what he wants cannot be done the way you thought you could.

If you know as much as you claim in programming, you wouldnt even start to mention cron in this kind of solution. CRON is for scheduled tasks and if one is to resell data it needs to happen instantly with confirmation of payment.

##SHORT LESSON ON THE ISSUE AT HAND - MR. GEEK
CRON runs a script on your server and thats about what it can do for you. It (or other normal human assisted requests from the website) cannot connect to admin's mobile phone, send some ussd code that will debit his already subscribed sme data plan and send that same data to his clients phone.
While that is not an impossible task, there is no platform or api YET from network providers to let you do that from a script hosted on a webserver which can then be run by CRON or regular requests.

Have you been cleared now or at least get an idea what the challenge is - my geeky friend?
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Automate My Site To Send Data.... by vankaid: 3:07pm On Apr 02, 2018
bot101:
Op said he wanted to send data from his website automatically and some people here are talking SMS API. Anyways, whatever it is, a simple CRON job will do that for you @OP, even if its SMS based. Ignore that vankaid, or whatever his monicker is. He has tons to learn and doesn't know what he is both doing and saying.
Who is this one again.

By saying "WHATEVER it is" you have clearly demonstrated that you do not even know what the challenge is let alone knowing how to go about solving it.

Because you were told that cron job automatically runs scripts you then concluded it can do WHATEVER it is on earth you want it to do.

Thats why noobs like you take jobs you can't finish simply because you believed that when you get there you will figure it out.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Automate My Site To Send Data.... by vankaid: 7:18am On Apr 02, 2018
javascriptDev:
I don't think there is point arguing with you. You only believe what you choose to.
You should then try and get your facts right before diving into matters you do not understand properly.
And also stop name calling, it doesnt make your argument stronger.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Automate My Site To Send Data.... by vankaid: 2:04am On Apr 02, 2018
javascriptDev:
I think you are wrong, and very ignorant I must say, there local sms api that can do this. Yes, local Nigerian sms api that can do this. That you can not do this is one thing, saying others can not is sheer arrogant ignorance
I was almost tempted to worry that perhaps one of the network providers have rolled out an api for reselling their SME data but then I saw where you said Local Nigerian SMS api and it became immediately obvious you are simply hoping to show yourself by this post.
When you throw around words like arrogance without knowing the right context to use it, it makes you the dumb one.
I never said no one but me can do it.
Please try to first understand exactly what the OP does as his business; what he wants people to do for him and then how one can go about doing it.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Automate My Site To Send Data.... by vankaid: 6:24am On Mar 26, 2018
dayteeconcept:
and front end web designer also neede.....with affordable price
None of them can do it.

Theres no api or ussd platform from network providers to enable you do that programmatically. Anyone who claims he can do it is only saying so because he has never given it a real thought or possibly downright scam attempt.
Just continue to de do your manual sending for now...
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Cee-C Tells Bambam That She Feels Tobi Changed Because Of Her Virginity by vankaid: 4:46pm On Mar 14, 2018
Romeo3:
Raise your hand if you haven't watched 1 minute of bbnaija... Let's know ourselves. grin

Read my diary below.
Probably not because you don't want to but because its not shown on the internet where you can use your free data to watch it.

You need a DSTV to view it. cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Pls Help : How To Install Cordova On Windows 7 by vankaid: 9:48pm On Feb 26, 2018
shineforthmedia:
av done that but it ask me to install git
pls if u can just list all d processes step by step i'll be very grateful
Then what are you waiting for? Install git naa... abi na data be the issue?
CrimeRe: Man Who Robbed A Lady & Sales Girl With A Machete In A Bar In Anambra Caught by vankaid: 5:38pm On Feb 20, 2018
This story doesnt add up at all
Christianity EtcRe: Peter Okpaleke Resigns As Bishop Of Ahiara Diocese, Mbaise In Imo by vankaid: 7:39am On Feb 20, 2018
mrvitalis:
Mbaise people would never bow to cardinal arinze that's a fact even him knows now
Reason why I believe this una Biafra nonsense is all a ruse. God will NEVER allow such self destructive idea to come to fruition.

Even an hausa or youruba pentecostal cannot insult Cardinal Arimze.

I spit on the idea Biafra!
Christianity EtcRe: Peter Okpaleke Resigns As Bishop Of Ahiara Diocese, Mbaise In Imo by vankaid: 9:36pm On Feb 19, 2018
mrvitalis:
It's OK for awka with less than 500 priest to have over 5 bishop while mbaise with over 700 have non

Tell cardinal arinze we won't lick his poo
Cardinal Arinze will be long dead while the actions of mbaise people will still haunt them for like ever.
Whatever made you guys believe your own lies will lead you all to destruction.
Your pagan priests told Cardinal Arinze appointed his brother as your Bishop and you believed them. If you had bothered to check, you will find out that Cardinal Arinze is from Onitsha Archdiocese precisely Eziowelle in Idemili north of Anambra while Bishop Okpalaeke is from Awka diocese.
Onitsha archdiocese have enough qualified priests who are directly related to Cardinal Arinze if he really wanted to impose his brother (assuming your imposition story is true) he has enough to choose from.
PoliticsRe: Umahi Authorizes Creation Of Cattle Grazing Areas In Ebonyi by vankaid: 8:42am On Feb 10, 2018
This is the time every right thinking Igbo man should come out and call out Dave Umahi.
This man has initiated this move and soon other governors who will not like to be in the bad books of buhari will follow suit.

I still cant get this herdsmen logic. Yes you dont want them to destroy crops but the basic question is that since we know they dont buy lands, on whose land do they camp their herds while grazing?
Is that not someone's land?

Can owners of such land easily ask them to leave whenever he feels like?
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by vankaid: 4:57pm On Dec 24, 2017
Statsocial:
Though he doesn't take profits but the proceeds of his books alone would buy your entire ancestral community. The tapes he has sold may buy your entire local govt cool

Disclaimer: I titled this ''oyedepo's house'' not mansion. This is certainly not a Mansion o unless you haven't seen what a mansion looks like.
But the man himself said he hasnt made kobo from his books.

Why are you making excuses for him?
ProgrammingRe: How Does Mobile Apps Work? by vankaid: 5:38pm On Dec 21, 2017
fighal:
Hi guys,
Please I want to know how apps host it files.. I know websites has hosts and all that, but I don't really know how mobile apps does their hosting...
Where's the database at? I've not heard anyone talking about best host for mobile apps or something.. Someone should clear me on this please.
Mobile app files are "hosted" within the device. That is to say, the files are there inside the device.
As for database and some files, the app developer have the option of returning data from remotely hosted database via API calls, this means that the app can send a request to the webserver and it will return database query results or data to the mobile app.
In this case, the database is not saved inside your device but remotely hosted and you need internet connection to the mobile device to achieve this.
However, there are file based database like sqlite which can be saved inside the app directories within the device.
In case of databases embedded in the app like the one above, you can also make requests to the remote server and then update your in-app database like sqlite and you can as well send data from the mobile app to the remotely hosted database or server.

So in essence, there is nothing like host for mobile app like is obtainable in web applications though data used in the app can be "gotten" and sent to a remotely hosted server.
ProgrammingRe: Recommend A Laptop For Programming by vankaid: 12:09pm On Dec 21, 2017
This thread opened my eyes a lot on the kind of advise people throw around on nairaland.

People are saying things like 4GB ram, Core I3 and all the things but the guy just wants to start and I am sure most of these people saying all these use systems with less than 2GB ram and lower specs PCs.

Why scare people for nothing.

The guy just want to start and even android studio or visual studio can run on a 1GB intel core 2 duo CPU which he can get for as low as 30k at Computer Village.

Stop scaring inexperienced people here guys!!
CrimeRe: Photos Of Thief Caught In My Compound This Morning by vankaid: 12:01pm On Dec 15, 2017
AngelicBeing:
I wish Jonathan, Babangida, Abdusalami, Buhari, Shagari, Obasanjo, Shonekan and all the useless politicians that have stolen from Nigeria from 1979 till date are treated like this, @topic, the theif should be flogged, arrested, handed over to the police, prosecuted by the court and sentenced to 9years in jail with hard labor grin
You conveniently left out Buhari, abi?
ProgrammingRe: How To Add Up Tables Using Php by vankaid:
Kancybernet:
Attached are screenshot of the database... each row contains score of each student on different subjects.. There are records of different student in the class.. I want to sum each Ca score and exam for each subject for each student, and compare the total score of each student on a subject, for all student, and get the highest score in the class, for that subject..
Please use the SQL below:
SELECT sum(eng) AS eng_total, sum(maths) AS maths_total
from
(
select *
from ca_result
union all
select *
from exam_result
) t
group by uid
However, the above query will work on 2 conditions:

1. that you have a unique key ( I assumed it to be uid in the query above even though it apears you have it as usid) identifying each student on both exam and ca tables.
2. that the columns selected on ca_result and exam_result tables in the sub query are equal

N.B: when i say sum(eng) or sum(maths) I assumed eng and maths to be a correct column name in the tables please use your actual table column names.
ProgrammingRe: How To Add Up Tables Using Php by vankaid: 1:03pm On Dec 09, 2017
Kancybernet:
Good Morning nairalanders. Please i have an issue i would really like Php programmers to help me in resolving.
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Most times programming challenges are usually solved with an idea that is completely different from the perspective you are approaching it.

I do not know the full details of the CA and exam score tables so I cant help much.

How ever, have you thought about summing CAs and exam scores separately and saving each total in a variable which you can also add together.

i dont understand your situation properly so my advise might not make any sense.

Please provide more details.
ProgrammingRe: Does Anyone Still Have This Graphite.exe Program Written By A Nigerian by vankaid: 7:51am On Nov 22, 2017
posting and replying yourself...
PoliticsRe: Massive No Election Protest In Anambra(live On Facebook) by vankaid: 3:28pm On Nov 10, 2017
blackhinstan:
YOUR oyo STATE ABI??
Akpa amu!
You think everyone is Kanu almajiri like you.
PoliticsRe: Massive No Election Protest In Anambra(live On Facebook) by vankaid: 2:30pm On Nov 10, 2017
IPOB are liars.
Carry your no election to Abia. We must do election in our state if you dont like it relocate.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Sit At Protests: Polls Boycott Is Different From Election Holding.. by vankaid: 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2017
This ipob people can annoy person eehhh...

Always acting like almajiri.
The person who woke up one day and declared that you guys will boycott election is now on the run while the army was massacring his supposed followers.

Anyways you guys can take your almajirism to abakiliki where you all come from. Anamba people have elections on the 18th november.

Ndi ara!
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Mocks President Trump Assassination With New Instagram Photo by vankaid: 9:28am On Nov 02, 2017
izzy4shizzy:
Thats not always true sha, the guy that trew a shoe at president bush was shipped to guantanamo bay that year

So the idea is make money and be famous, den rules dont apply to #worldrule
You lie!
First the event didnt happen in US.
Second the guy was not shipped to any gitmo and lastly, the guy's offense is assault which could land anyone in prison even in the freest country on earth whether you did it to the president or a beggar on the street.
PoliticsRe: Army Promotes Warrant Officer, Garba Abdullahi To Captain (Photo) by vankaid: 6:35am On Oct 20, 2017
Aboki or no aboki that one na una concern.
I just happy for the guy. Its just like hearing the news of a primary school headmaster being promoted to a secondary school principal.
For once guys, lets forget the process and be happy for the guy.
Even with all the corruption in Naija this is a rare occurence.
CrimeRe: Anambra Vigilante Kills Man 4 Days To Wedding by vankaid: 7:10am On Oct 19, 2017
profmiganigal:
your anambra indeed?

you must be suffering from Stockholm syndrome
you have been warned.
Just stay in your okpoko face me i face you and lick your ofe nsala while we go about returning obiano.
If you rear your ugly aba head, you will be sent to exile like your brainwasher in chief.
CrimeRe: Anambra Vigilante Kills Man 4 Days To Wedding by vankaid: 6:59am On Oct 19, 2017
profmiganigal:
blind fool...

soon all ugu exporting and everyday mou will come to an end
nobody takes ipob serious any more.
Just rear your ugly heads again in my anambra and you will be dealt with like they dealt with you in abia.
Useless bunch.

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