Bilabong: Speechless

So am I dearie......... *Sighs*

braine: Op, why do I have that feeling that you are the Karen in the story? Anyway, advice her stay away from him.

Brian, pls I'm not.... Jux tryna help out a frnd here k...

Karen is a family friend of mine, we r so close we r more dan sisters.. Karen is 22 and has a cousin named johnny, his 23.
She's so fond of johnny, even since she was 6 nd johnny was 7.. Dey r so into each oda, dey do evrytin 2geda wen dey get 2 see each oda @ d family reunion in her home town evry december.. She's head ova heels in luv wit johnny nd its gettin worse evry year.. Last december (2013) @ d family reunion, johnny brought couple of female friends to d huz nd karen was furious, she got sick, she lamented nd cried cos of dis. Johnny is aware of dis nd he feels d same way too, dey are so in love wit each oda dat dey hate very much dat dey are related.. Pls guyz tell me ow to help nd advice karen b4 dey do sumtin worse (SEX) .. Cos dats wots remainin 4 dem to do.. ThnkGod it hasn't happnd yet, buh d way dey r goin, hmmmmm!!!!! So confused....

Annie & Isabella are currently in the US. Heavily pregnant Annie is due to put to bed anytime soon. She shared this precious Mummy & Daughter time photo in matching outfits and captioned it #red #addidas #mama #child bored so we going shopping!!! One of her fav tinz…hehehehe like daddy not me ooo.
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I ws d first to publish dis news... Y didn't I get front page Hmmm I smell bribery nd corruption amngst moderators ooo in nairaland.... Nd to tink dat I even gave more details in mine...

The Senate of the Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO) have threatened to sack all academic staff on its payroll with immediate effect on December 4, 2013, Monday, for failure to return to classrooms.

This has been confirmed by Mr. Chike Ezenwa, the Public Relations Officers (PRO) of the Institution, in a telephone conversation with the Nigerian Tribune in Owerri.

According to him, the senate of the University had declared all the positions of academic staff in the Institution, adding that they would be advertised starting from December 2, 2013, Monday.

The PRO further explained that the senate council had already compiled the list of vacant positions in the school, adding that who were willing to resume would be adequately protected.

As concerns resuming the teaching process, the following press release was issued at FUTO:
The Senate of the Federal University of Technology, Owerri at its 375th Extraordinary meeting held on Monday, December 2, 2013 considered the directive of the Federal Government on resumption of duty by Academic Staff in Federal Universities and decided that academic activities in the University should resume immediately for the conclusion of the 2012/2013 Rain Semester.

Consequently all students of the University are required to return to campus between Monday December 2, and Friday December 8, 2013 while Rain Semester Examinations commence on Monday December 9, 2013 and end on Saturday December 21, 2013.

Accordingly, all academic staff are required to proceed immediately to their respective Departments to sign in for resumption of duty not later than Wednesday December 4, 2013.

However, the FUTO branch of ASUU said any attempt to break their ranks would be strongly resisted by their members. The Monday’s communiqué urged members to ignore the resumption notice by FUTO management, adding that the branch would not engage in any academic activities until the Federal Government committed itself to implementing the ASUU-FGN agreement.

VNTI FUTO

uote author=grayh@t]Gurls and dick.. Smh[/quote]

Boys nd PUSSY nd BREST. Smh
Some guyz don't hav take it easy wen suckin breast, dey ll jux squeeze oil out of
D babes boobs nd even squeeze vain out of it looolz

lirusehn: i dare d MODs 2 close dis thread

Y do u say dat?

I'm tellin u.... Dis is no joke anymr, its gettin worse each passin day.. Wot r dey tryin 2 do 2 public universities?? Gosh, dis is insane.

Dont Send Your Kids To “Insecure” Universities, ASUU Tells Parents
december 2, 2013....

The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU on Sunday advised parents not to endanger the lives of their children and wards by sending them to their University campuses.

ASUU which also told its members not to sign attendance registers in their Institutions, lashed out at the Federal Government for lack of consistency in its statements on the ongoing strike.

The Supervising Minister of Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike, had at a news conference in Abuja on Thursday, warned that any ASUU member that failed to resume on or before Wednesday would be sacked.

Wike also directed vice-chancellors to advertise vacancies (internal and external) in their Institutions.

He told the vice-chancellors to open attendance registers for lecturers that resumed in their Universities.

The Federal Government then directed the Inspector-General of Police, Alhaji Mohammed Abubakar, to deploy policemen in all the federal Universities.

On Friday, President Goodluck Jonathan, who described the strike by the University teachers as a “subversive action,” added that ASUU had ceased to be a trade union.

But the Chairman, University of Ibadan chapter of ASUU, Dr. Segun Ajiboye, said parents should keep their children and wards at home as no academic activity would resume until the five-month-old strike was called off.

Ajiboye added, “Don’t risk the lives of your children and wards. Keep them at home because ASUU will not teach. Soldiers and the police deployed by the Federal Government will not teach. Wike can come and teach in the Universities. It is a huge joke to sack lecturers. Our strike must not be in vain. Our students must see the results.

“It is funny. We thought we are in a democracy. I assure Nigerians that we know what the law says about the strike. Our job is statue backed. We are not threatened. “We do not trust the government. The record of the government is clear. This government is dishonouring agreements. Our members are resolved to pursue this to a logical conclusion.”

Ajiboye also said that the Federal Government’s stance was from a script that was played out by the military administration of Ibrahim Babangida in the 1990s.

He stated, “Dear members, stay calm and remain resolute. There is nothing wrong in asking government to do what it says it will do immediately. ASUU is not making any new demands as the supervising minister is propagating. Government is only repeating a ‘one act play’ scripted by the IBB dictatorship in early 90s. It didn’t work then, and, it won’t work now. All branches are intact. We cannot be intimidated.

“If ASUU could withstand Babangida, this government cannot threaten us. We have worked this road before, the only thing that will work is peaceful resolution. It is sad that government wants to sack us because we are asking for the resolutions. We are ready to be sacked but government should learn from the University of Ilorin experience. We are going to stay the course.”

ASUU President, Dr. Nassir Fagge, urged University teachers on Sunday not to sign any attendance register.

Fagge, in a message to the UI chapter , urged the lecturers to be resolute in their demands despite the threat of insecurity to their jobs.

He said, “Comrades, can you see the unfolding drama? Now Jonathan says they didn’t give ultimatum. That the vice -chancellors did and Wike became their trumpet. But NUC’s (National Universities Commission) ultimatum is by the fedral Government to us to resume or get sacked.

“Wike’s press address says ‘FG has directed’ not ‘VCs have directed.’ Be calm, stay resolute. By God’s grace, we are on course.”

The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) at the weekend embarked on mass mobilisation of members not to comply with the federal government December 4 ultimatum to resume lectures.

Members of the union were directed not to sign any register that may be opened by their Vice Chancellors.

The leadership of the union on Friday before departing from Abuja following the federal government riot act instructing them to return to work or be sacked directed all branches chairmen to device means of mobilising their members not to fall for the threats of the federal government.

It described the federal government’s threat as “empty”, pending the next National Executive Council (NEC) meeting of the Union slated for Minna.

An official of the union who was in the Abuja meeting told our Correspondent that Chairmen were also advised not to hold public congresses in order to avoid any face off with armed military men government deployed to all institutions for the implementation of the December 4 deadline of re-opening.

Our source also said that the date for the NEC meeting fixed for Minna, Niger State capital may not be made public but that the council may reconvene by the weekend after chairmen of branches would have assessed the Implementation of the deadline given for resumption.

“Chairmen of all branches are to devise means of mobilising their members not to be intimidated into signing any register or returning to back to classroom. We also resolve not to hold any open congress now that our campuses are militarised but we will ensure that our people are adequately informed.

“Same goes for the next NEC meeting. We resolved not to make public the date but we want all branches to monitor and ensure non-compliant with the federal government December 4 deadline before the council meeting slated for Minna, Niger State,” our source disclosed.

To this end the Union have started using the short message service (sms) and other social media platforms to reach out and to mobilise members not to succumb to federal government threat which the union described as “empty”, insisting that the strike continues.

One of the messages sent to mobilise members stated thus “Dear members, FG decision to threaten us with sack confirms our suspicion that FG may not be honest and can not be trusted. Don’t sucumb (sic) to this empty threat. The strike continues. We shall triumph again. Please, DO NOT SIGN ANY REGISTER. ALUTA CONTINUA- CHAIRPERSON”.
Another Professor at the Federal University of Technology Minna who spoke in confidence expressed shock at the government ultimatum. “One is shocked by the deadline. If they sack all of us, government will go to Kasua Gwari to pack lecturers or pick Professors on the streets. It is a pity, our leaders are reckless.

“We are not moved by the ultimatum. We are waiting to see how they (govt) intend to wriggle itself out of the self inflicted problem. Do they know how the system runs. The era of intimidation is gone ,” the university don stated.

Meanwhile University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) and Enugu State University of Science and Technology have directed students to resume today.

Don't compare urself to odas, because wole or pastor chris made 3rd back in skul, nd dey r succesful 2day doznt mean dat u shuld go 2 skul nd relax wit d tots of makin 3rd @ d end lyk wole nd pastor chris nd b succesful lyk dem... Grace differs don't 4get dat.. D grace u hav is nt d same as d grace dey hav.. U hav a purpose here on earth, u came in2 dis wrld alone.. Y nt strive hard nd mak more dan 3rd klass?? Frnds pls, work hard, do ur best nd b d best u can be.. Lastly, its nt by first klass alone, its jux by his grace upon our lives.. Buh dat doznt stp us 4rm workin hard, if oda's can do it, den we can.................

Vanessa
Representing AAU

U deserve it @feza.. Now u n oneal shuld go hav al d sex u 2 hav bin cravin 4.... Mtchewwwwwwwwww

joeydozzy: gotta be echo

Ur correct swt muah!!!

Oyinprince: reverberation nd echo is carried born by air o, laws of reflection na... *now lemme try again*

so choose 4rm doz 2, I jux need 1 ansa

joeydozzy:

2. Sound



3.Rain

rain is correct..

Oyinprince: @vannieberry 1. a snake ate it

Wronge, not a snake

Efemena_xy: @Vannieberry: Is the answer to the 2^nd question - NAME?? or a GHOST??

Askin or tellin??

idnoble135:
Dont call my name oh...
Am on holiday for tonight. Till after tomorrow sermon.

Loolz, don't goggle it oooo

Oyinprince: .

hahahahahahhahaha @prince plsss try again nt correct..

1) A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless.
2) Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth.
3) A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.
4) What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

OMG, I'm beginnin 2 suspect u guyz.. U sure u nt crackin dis 4rm d ne or sumfin? Nice 1 though, ur correct @br3n4

idnoble135: @Vaneni, am now begining to suspect you. This is the second riddle on coffin in the last 24hours. lol... Dont scare me oo

@noble looooooolzzz don't b ooo.. U guyz r rite though.. U guyz r gud..

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. Name the four brothers..

Lyk seriously, wah protocols r u guyz talkin bout here?

5 men were goin to church den it strted rainin. 4 men ran away nd d 5th satyed behind, d four dat ran away were wet nd d 5th 1 dat stayed behind didn't get wet... Who is dat man dat didn't get wet by d rain?

I'm sumtin, I go round the tree buh neva enters d tree.. What am I?

Yea ur rite derlin, its a coffin lol.. Dat ws fast though