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 Jokes Etc › Rihanna Complains Should Stop by vanpetre(op): 11:14pm On Jul 02, 2016 |
Rihanna or whatever her name is, (She's the one with
the long forehead ba? Okay that's her) needs to stop
complaining that Nigerians are saying.. Jwe Jwe Jwe Jwe
Jwe Jwe Jwe instead of work work work work work... No
be today we start sing song the way we want.. Eg..
Sanda lili Sanda lili Sanda lili.. Instead of standard living
standard living.. Or the most Excellency is Jesus instead
of The most Excellent king is Jesus. |
| Romance › Re: Girls These Days by vanpetre(op): 4:48pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Debbywills:jx lyk dht? |
| Romance › Girls These Days by vanpetre(op): 10:08pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Describe this Girl in one word
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| Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by vanpetre(m): 6:34am On Jun 26, 2016 |
Really Lanicky Congrats tho |
| Romance › Re: GOING THROUGH A DEVASTATING BREAK UP. Please Help Me Friends!! Am Dying Silently by vanpetre(m): 3:23pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
Remenber ur mum and Gos luvs u more dan u fink....
dhts all i can aay |
| Politics › Re: 7 Employees Of Macmahon Kidnapped In Calabar, Cross River, Driver Killed by vanpetre(m): 10:08pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
Na dhiz kind tin d cut ticket |
| Politics › Re: I Am Okay, I Can Wrestle With Anybody- Buhari by vanpetre(m): 10:42pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
welcome back sir
but i will like u to wresttle with the economy instead #teamGMB 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Onazi Ogenyi Kisses Sandra, His Wife At Their Wedding Reception by vanpetre(m): 4:42pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
kai ogenyi
u wan finish her now
wait for honeymoon.... Ghud 2 marry #mytymiscomin #soon |
| Celebrities › Re: Street Named After 2baba In Lagos: Innocent Idibia Street by vanpetre(m): 12:37am On Jun 17, 2016 |
just as ur name implies
you are destined to win... just wait n let God do his magic... |
| Career › Re: What Does It Mean If Your Employer Is Advertising For Your Position by vanpetre(m): 11:00pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Op no fear
I dey ur syd
Hiqhest na double Promotion...await U... |
| Career › Re: What Does It Mean If Your Employer Is Advertising For Your Position by vanpetre(m): 11:00pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Op no fear
I dey ur syd
Hiqhest na double Promotion...await U... |
| Literature › Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by vanpetre(m): 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
KiN Pls get well wif evrytin goin wif u ryt nw Nd continue ur gud owk... We are waiting |
| Romance › Unscramble These Words by vanpetre(op): 1:49pm On May 12, 2015 |
Please fink Positive 1) PNEIS 2)HTILER 3)NGGERI 4)BUTTSXE Did u get the SPINE, LITHER, GINGER, SUBTEXT  |
| Romance › Re: Do Such Guys Exist???? by vanpetre(op): 10:48pm On May 04, 2015 |
Demmzy15:For where?? |
| Romance › Re: Do Such Guys Exist???? by vanpetre(op): 7:46pm On May 04, 2015 |
StPete:I won't, i promise |
| Romance › Do Such Guys Exist???? by vanpetre(op): 7:28pm On May 04, 2015 |
She takes off her clothe and walks towards him.... Be: put your clothe back on dear... GE: what honey?? Be: nothing just put your clothes back on.. (stand up to help her put her clothes back on) GE  Grabs him and whisper at his ear, u don't love me right)Bf: of course I do..I love You That's why I gonna wait for the right time.. Gf: so, this is not the right tym?? Bf: no Gf: (scoffs) when then?? You are just doing this cos u don't love me... Bf: when u have ur clothe on.. I see right inside of u and the beauty I found..therein is the reason am so in luv with you.. (Gf eyes light up as she zip up her dress again) (Bf HuGS Gf and whisper, the right time is on our wedding night) Gf screams in delight) I love u so..so much! HONEY...DO SUCH GUYS EXIST?? |
| Jokes Etc › Oil And Gas by vanpetre(op): 5:48pm On May 03, 2015 |
Please I want to ask a question If my mum is selling palm oil and my dad is selling gas and I told a lady that my parent are into OIL & GAS.. Please am I WRONG |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Wise Boss by vanpetre(op): 11:21pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Blackett:Question of the day |
| Jokes Etc › The Wise Boss by vanpetre(op): 10:55pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Employee: Sir, You called me?? Boss: Yes, go home and make love with your Wife... Employee: I have done that sir(after 30mins) Boss: Do it again Employee: done again sir Boss: do it once more Employee: now I don't have the stamina to do it again sir... Boss: very Good, now take my Car keys and go and pick my daughter.. :-) :-p |
| Celebrities › Re: I Regret Clocking 40 Without Husband ”pretty Actress, Amaka Okere by vanpetre(m): 2:57pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Still don't understand na Marriage u want or Husband ? |
| Romance › Re: Pregnant Virgin by vanpetre(op): 10:40am On Apr 28, 2015 |
Ultimatesammie:Thanks bro u understand wetin ah dey talk Nobe like all this dump ass... |
| Romance › Pregnant Virgin by vanpetre(op): 10:24am On Apr 28, 2015 |
Have You Ever Seen A Pregnant Virgin...and is it possible that it exist ? |
| Romance › Re: 'I Lost My Man Because I Slept With 43 Men' - Lady Confesses by vanpetre(m): 12:37pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
God! Fourty three different Sperms for one Woman...wondering how she go done pump finish....by dey tym u finally gve birth I wonda how ur child will luk like 43 different face |
| Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Act When They Want Guys To Toast Them by vanpetre(m): 12:23pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Hehehe.... Irene one advice for u... Don't eva try to pay for ur dowry so dht seu*n can marry u... I knw hw it feels...cos u luv so much... But am pretty sure u ve dne a lot for me, is Tp, hux rent, food items, clothe.. Is ok pls... We understand ur plight so stop forming my dear...  Hehehe....Irene once advice for u... Don't eva try to pay for ur dowry so dht seu*n can marry u... I knw hw it feels...cos u luv him so much... But am pretty sure u ve dne a lot for him, is Tp, hux rent, food items, clothe.. Is ok pls... We understand ur plight so stop forming my dear... |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC (ADHOC Staff) Invite For Training. by vanpetre(m): 5:28am On Jan 26, 2015 |
It is Training not screening broda nd moreover the screening is 4-6 of febuary..... Wonda wer u get yhur own News from oooo |
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