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Education / Re: "The Goat Died Inside The Water". Rewrite The Sentence Beginning With Water. by VawulentMan: 10:05pm On Nov 16, 2023
Water pun was that, the goat meet vawulence whey pass am

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Army Says It Finds Tunnel, Weapons At Gaza's Al Shifa Hospital by VawulentMan: 9:51pm On Nov 16, 2023
Before I comment fess

This righteousness guy, shey Hamas offend you before?
The way you just dey post their news back to back these days, you wan render their village people jobless.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza Hospital Patient: Hamas Should Go To Hell And Hide There ( Pics, Video) by VawulentMan: 8:39pm On Nov 16, 2023
Israel fulfilled my standard of vawulence

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Events / Re: Lady Narrate Her Experience Of Rema Satanic And Occult Entrance At The 02 Arena by VawulentMan: 2:19pm On Nov 16, 2023
If no be by name, tell me wetin bill gates go dey find for windows

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Most Interesting Facts About Human Behavior? by VawulentMan: 2:13pm On Nov 16, 2023
Op you no try with this your title o.
No be wetin I plan for I read just now

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Romance / Re: A Girl I Was Chatting Suddenly Sent Me This Poem by VawulentMan: 8:28pm On Nov 15, 2023
Shes telling you your brain plug has remove

Romance / Re: ใ…ค by VawulentMan: 4:07pm On Oct 31, 2023
You get luck say she no go with her money, you for hear reply whey pass you

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Family / Re: Help! I'm Feeling Guilty Of Ruining Someone's Marriage by VawulentMan: 3:45pm On Oct 31, 2023
Chijeep:

cry cry cry
She told me that this will be the 3rd time that she's telling her husband that even before we met and that I'm not the main reason but just that she's tired of the marriage ever since but she's only enduring
This is her third time?
But she took the move after you answered her that you will marry her if she was single
Op too slap you eh..

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Family / Re: Help! I'm Feeling Guilty Of Ruining Someone's Marriage by VawulentMan: 3:33pm On Oct 31, 2023
I won't waste my vawulence on you. Just know that, that woman mind is made up already and nah you destroy that marriage.
you comot another person firewood, use am light your own

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Romance / Re: Iol Oo! Her Samsung Glxy Phone Fell Inside Egusi Soup, Read And Laugh O! by VawulentMan: 7:29pm On Oct 25, 2023
No be your fault, nah because say you no dey use your money buy 10 litres everyday.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers And Police Can't Survive Without This by VawulentMan: 7:21pm On Oct 25, 2023
You can't risk your life for Nigeria in your normal sense, it's not worth it
Romance / Re: Who Said Dogs And Cats Are Domestic Animals by VawulentMan: 8:22pm On Oct 24, 2023
I wan try help you, but this your problem no get medical name

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Education / Re: Should I Carry On With The Friend Or Cut Him Off by VawulentMan: 8:17pm On Oct 24, 2023
That your vawulence go wake when he kpai your foodstuff finish

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Has This World Been Without War For A Straight 1 Year? by VawulentMan: 8:10pm On Oct 24, 2023
judatech:
Tell me when?
Watin you wan use peace do

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Family / Re: What Happened That Made You Believe Spiritual Is Real by VawulentMan: 8:02pm On Oct 24, 2023
Lance008:
Most of us don't beleive on spiritual till some event that made us beleive this exit
Mine was when a pastor die days after fighting the gods in the community
Mine was when your "e" comes before your "i" in your believe

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin, Erdogan & Malema condemn netanyahu as Bolivia cut ties with Israel by VawulentMan: 9:20am On Oct 24, 2023
I consider Julius malema more of a political clout than a candidate for presidency
Romance / Re: Why Is Female's Toilet Dirtier Than Male's Toilet? by VawulentMan: 6:42pm On Oct 23, 2023
The toilet condition reflects what is behind all that packaging and makeup

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Family / Re: Nigerian lady Gave Birth To 9 Children After 25years pic by VawulentMan: 3:57pm On Oct 23, 2023
Abeg add L to that your "Ady" that blunder dey ache my left eye
Romance / Re: A Girl With A 200 Body Count: What It Means And Why It Matters by VawulentMan: 3:49pm On Oct 23, 2023
Exponential increase in female body count results from her inability to resist.
A girl who can't say no is a no no for me
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Defence Minister, Yoav Gallant, Says Hamas War Could Last Months by VawulentMan: 3:39pm On Oct 23, 2023
I hate the humanitarian crisis caused by isrealis IDF, but it obvious HAMAS itself feels no remorse for the people they claim they are fighting for.
If you claim you are fighting for your people's land, why not defend them first, why use them as human shields

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Education / Re: No More ASUU Strikesโ€ฆ Student Loan Begins January โ€“ Tinubu by VawulentMan: 3:26pm On Oct 23, 2023
At least during buhari's time I knew lai Muhammad was the one dropping lambas. This one that the presidency is outbesting the current minister for information in dishing lambas grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kazakhstan Announces Ban On Hijabs In Schools by VawulentMan: 3:15pm On Oct 23, 2023
Governments are beginning to rethink their deep engrossment in the vawulent pissful religion

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Politics / Re: How To Strengthen Naira Against Dollar: Ex- Minister Olusegun Unveils by VawulentMan: 10:59am On Oct 20, 2023
Former minster of finance??
Why didn't he suggest/table it throughout his tenure
Politics / Re: Labor Must Protest Against The Amount Used To Buy Cars For The Law Makers by VawulentMan: 8:48am On Oct 20, 2023
I'm not disappointed in him, I did not vote him and I'm not suffering it
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Lai Muhammed? by VawulentMan: 10:38pm On Oct 16, 2023
He's busy calculating how this administration outperformed his 8 years of lamba in less than 5 months

Politics / Re: Today Someone Mistakenly HIT My Manhood/dii Guess What? by VawulentMan: 4:24pm On Oct 16, 2023
Your manhood can't be stolen, seems your brains was instead.

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Agriculture / Re: How Much Be Bag Of Rice For Ina Area by VawulentMan: 2:32pm On Oct 15, 2023
We don't buy bag of rice for herdsmen den tongue
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Start Arming Syria by VawulentMan: 2:29pm On Oct 15, 2023
When will you arm your brain with sense

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Religion / Re: Israeli Gaza War by VawulentMan: 2:26pm On Oct 15, 2023
And the vawulent taket it by force

Romance / Re: My Recent Experience by VawulentMan: 9:56am On Oct 12, 2023
Samantha124:
How come you didn't include a meme on this comment?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Comrade must I be vawulent always?

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