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Romance / Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by VawulentMan: 11:03am On Jan 06
Omo Redpill is older than the Internet.
All you need is to start relating with that gender so far you're an intelligent being, your brain will always arrive at these same set of conclusion

Pls don't quote me anyhow, I can be vawulent at times

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Romance / Re: My Junior Punched My Nose, And I Broke His Teeth. 3weeks Suspension! by VawulentMan: 9:01am On Jan 06
Correct!! You auction your 500 use am sabotage that hin mouth.
By the power bestowed on me as the custodian and gatekeeper of vawulence, I hereby confer you with double honours degree in Bachelor of the professional, scientific and systematic vawulence

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Crime / Re: Why Do Data Subscription Even Expire? by VawulentMan: 8:31am On Jan 06
Duration is regulated so data plans can be affordable.
Data subscription plans in foreign countries is more flexible but can you afford it?
Common starlink here nigerians still dey ask last price, later 4 people go con join money to buy am
Chai...

Business / Re: Naira Appreciates By 13.51% To N895.23/$1 by VawulentMan: 7:30am On Jan 05
They celebrate every fractional drop in rate like say dollar don reach ₦200

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Sports / Re: What Is Your Favorite Chess Piece? by VawulentMan: 12:27am On Dec 30, 2023
A knight.
You can't block a knight's check on a king,either you move or sacrifice.
Romance / Re: Is It Important To Ask About Body Count? by VawulentMan: 12:23am On Dec 30, 2023
Nah you go choose, wait for her to cheat or do your assignment properly now.
Romance / Re: Looking For A Tech Sis. by VawulentMan: 12:15am On Dec 30, 2023
Whey you go give belle

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Gaming / Re: Block Blast Adventure Master MOD APK (no Ads) V3.9.0 by VawulentMan: 9:15am On Dec 29, 2023
Nice
Do you modify apps yourself
Crime / Re: Panic As Final-year UNIPORT Student Goes Missing by VawulentMan: 10:30am On Dec 28, 2023
Nigerians no dey ever read terms and condition even for shrine
Make them Sha check all the psychiatric ward

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Crime / Re: Three Inmates Escape From Ogun Correctional Centre by VawulentMan: 9:30am On Dec 28, 2023
no be NPF again, no waste your surprise

Politics / Re: Ondo's New Governor, Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Faces Allegations Of Extramarital Affair by VawulentMan: 9:28am On Dec 28, 2023
Omo them go wait for you to make am first

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Health / Re: Fellow Guys I Need Help On This by VawulentMan: 9:19am On Dec 28, 2023
Okay if it is not std, what about sti tongue
Sports / Re: The Nigerian Premier League Is Our Own.keep Supporting It. by VawulentMan: 9:11am On Dec 28, 2023
Omo until our Hausa brothers stop using 2 by 2 to settle scores on the field before I will take them serious.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: There Is No Sign Of The Decline Of Hamas' Military Power - New York Times by VawulentMan: 8:58am On Dec 28, 2023
It's funny how humanity can afford war despite it cost not just money but life, whereas food, shelter and access to basic amenity is far cheaper.

But Omo, peace for where tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Paused His Performance To Look For His Missing $60k Ring At Event (Video) by VawulentMan: 8:52am On Dec 28, 2023
When your Financial advisor tells you $60k minus N30bn is something grin

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Crime / Re: Girlfriend 23, Shots Dead Her Policeman Boyfriend In Imo State by VawulentMan: 8:43am On Dec 28, 2023
Feminist will be kip kwayet here now
E reach crime, gender no equal again

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Launches 10,000th Airstrike In Gaza, 700 People Killed In Past 24 Hours by VawulentMan: 9:24am On Dec 04, 2023
Quick facts
Do you know the full load of humanitarian aid trucks that entered Gaza during the 7-day truce was supplied to mosques, schools, hospitals and refugee camps.
The same mosques, schools, hospitals and refugee camps they are now firing from.
It was not a crisis aid, it was a replenishment!

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Romance / Re: MICROCHIMERISM: Why Virginity Is Important by VawulentMan: 9:26pm On Dec 03, 2023
There's a reason why our forefathers demanded that as a man you marry a virgin, so as not to pollute the family gene pool. Our forefathers were not backward, rather they were far ahead of their time
Religion / Re: Why Do We Go To Church? by VawulentMan: 2:59pm On Dec 03, 2023
Zenderr:
Brethren with the rate of things happening, I came up with this question of why do we go to church.
To take it by force

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Terrorists’ Supplier Escapes Detention With AK-47 Rifle, Grenades by VawulentMan: 2:51pm On Dec 03, 2023
This boko boys seriously need to organize a seminar and school Nigerian police

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Romance / Re: I Have No Passion by VawulentMan: 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2023
Come here lemme introduce you to vawulence, them never born that passion well aje!!

Politics / Re: FG To Expel Prison Controllers ‘taking Bribe To Lock Up Poor People’ by VawulentMan: 8:33pm On Nov 22, 2023
Use police to arrest the police that is abusing power

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Politics / Re: Why Soldiers Attacked Adamawa Police Command Headquarters – Army by VawulentMan: 8:01pm On Nov 22, 2023
But about now, everything is calm and normal,” the Army reportedly said.
Everything calm and normal after you don kill inspector cheesy
On a serious note, who dey motivate all these police to go find army

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Politics / Re: We Have Removed All Obstacles Hindering Business In Nigeria – Tinubu by VawulentMan: 7:24am On Nov 21, 2023
Roadblock dey comot roadblock

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Crime / Re: Police Nab Serial Goat Thief In Kaduna by VawulentMan: 5:02pm On Nov 19, 2023
After that Solomon Bawa case, I don't consider this NPF rational beings especially north-west, north-central

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Pets / Re: I Picked A Small Tortoise by VawulentMan: 4:58pm On Nov 19, 2023
PEETAS:
The above subject matter refer. I picked a small Tortoise in the bush on 18/11/2023 the size of a man palm and i gave it Pawpaw, banana, green leaf etc. As speaking with you, it refused to eat. Please what should i do to enable it eat. I left it inside water.
Okay so nah tortoise E resemble for your own eye.
Nah location actuator be that, so the thunder no go miss road

Health / Re: Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men?… See Major Reasons by VawulentMan: 4:39pm On Nov 19, 2023
Op POC
Here is why women live longer than men

Romance / Re: Israel - Palestine Conflit : I Had A Dream. Nairalanders What Do You Think Of Th by VawulentMan: 1:31pm On Nov 17, 2023
Guy see ehn, I'm not stopping you from taking your colos. But next time let it be your notepad that you will open not nairaland.
Politics / Re: Can INEC Nigeria Explain This Seeming Criminality In Kogi? by VawulentMan: 1:25pm On Nov 17, 2023
All these grammar you're saying, you don't need it
Electoral integrity was murdered Feb25

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