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Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Using Herbs For Sex? by vchykp(m): 10:58am On Dec 18, 2016
ikombe:
So are you saying You cum up to 10times in the 2hrs huh
In 2hrs i cum 2 or 3 tyms... 10tyms, u want make dem do blood donation for me after sexhuh huh
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Using Herbs For Sex? by vchykp(m): 10:55am On Dec 18, 2016
Taiwo20:
I guess pre-intimacy is included, although I know the real jafking could go on forr like 30mins.....
Two round could be equal to 2 hours. But i dont try to impress cos nw wetin dey kill politician be that
pre-intimacy is like 10-15mins tho, i cum more than once within 2hrs, and i dont try to impress, thats just my sex drive, once i decide to stop, just looking at her or suckin could turn me on again nd the episode starts allover again, it happens with only my partner tho, if its another bae, 20-30mins is much sef...
Romance › Re: What Is The Funniest Excuse You Gave When Your Girlfriend Caught You Cheating by vchykp(m): 10:50am On Dec 18, 2016
Smellymouth:
Nneka,i saved her name with ==> "Moshood Plumber"..

Tayo, ==> "Tunde meat man"..

Tricia, ==> "Lekan Taxi driver"..

Bola, ==> "Emeka shoe seller"..
gringrin..

Tayo= R Tee boy

Tricia= R Tri baba

Bola= R boboski

gringrin... the R before the name means RUNS.. its help me access thier names easily anytime in need fVuk, i scroll through to see the surest package nd call.. it was fun, but a useless way of life..
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Using Herbs For Sex? by vchykp(m): 10:40am On Dec 18, 2016
ikombe:
Baba show us the way cheesy
grin grin... u no well aswear..


I no go lie you, nah only 1 bae i get, and her shape nd looks helps me last long and cum as many times i want, but it does not happen with anyother grl.. cnt explain y tho..
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Using Herbs For Sex? by vchykp(m): 10:28am On Dec 18, 2016
ikombe:
2 hours huh

Who the fork are you undecided
ask questions if you wish to learn, my sex drive is diff frm urs.. 2hrs i said
Romance › Re: What Is The Funniest Excuse You Gave When Your Girlfriend Caught You Cheating by vchykp(m): 10:23am On Dec 18, 2016
Lolx... tnk God i hav finally stopped those cheating tinx, well i was never caught with the call stuff because i save thier names with males name, so each tym any of my side chick calls, i start complaining... "make this guy free me joor".. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Do You Fear Most About Being An Adult? by vchykp(m): 10:15am On Dec 18, 2016
RESPONSIBILITIES
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Using Herbs For Sex? by vchykp(m): 10:13am On Dec 18, 2016
game for the weak... once its my bae, i mean my real bae, i can do it for over 2hours.
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo?. If You Are Under 17 Don't Click by vchykp(m): 10:08am On Dec 18, 2016
Hm.... my eyes are open, am seeing tinx...
Crime › Re: Murder Or Suicide? by vchykp(m): 10:01am On Dec 18, 2016
Lolx.. thats an android game joor, its suicide, the object in the scene has answered it all..
Crime › Re: Please Is This Normal Petrol???? by vchykp(m): 9:58am On Dec 18, 2016
That is what petrol should look like, this is nigeria tho, i have seen pink fuel before, just get your mechanic to check you car to remove the leftover..

But your car should have been to different kinds of fuel by now..undecided undecided
Crime › Re: Omg:5-years-old Girl Pregnant In Plateau by vchykp(m): 9:52am On Dec 18, 2016
I'll click on that link when OP starts telling the truth.. undecided undecided
Crime › Re: THIS Device Will Protect Your Convoy,home And Office From BOMBS!!! (photos) by vchykp(m): 9:49am On Dec 18, 2016
hadizasaf:
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Bombs kill!
I guess you just came in from the states, this stuff works outside nigeria and not in nigeria, for reasons we all know, it does not work on all kind of explosives, thats an electronic gadget, it works on electronic bombs, the question is, howmany electronic bomb do you think nigeria has as a whole?.. Boko and some other sectors using bomb deals more on grenade and gas cylinder bombs(locally made)..


This stuff is not needed in nigeria for now, i cant talk of the next 2years tho, but for now, its a NO.. NO..!
Crime › Re: THIS Device Will Protect Your Convoy,home And Office From BOMBS!!! (photos) by vchykp(m): 9:43am On Dec 18, 2016
hadizasaf:
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Konga.com/ks

Outstanding features:
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*makes call(uses micro sim)
*compatible with iOs and andriod phones
*camera
*uses TF(memory) card
*voice and video recorder
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More details at konga.com/ks
PS: there are other colours,but we sell only the Gold exclusively for now !!!
Howmuch pls
Crime › Re: Road Safty Officers Using Government Property To Pack Load - Photo by vchykp(m): 9:35am On Dec 18, 2016
Its not a news, not a biggie, the issue thier is the way they pack the load, if its someone else, he will be charged for overload...




Well.. this is nigeria, the lawmakers are the lawbreakers.. undecided undecided
Crime › Re: Attempted Murder in Anambra State University Igbariam Chapter.. (pix). by vchykp(m): 9:31am On Dec 18, 2016
Its worst when you fon know your enemies, and am sure yiur village pple cant follow you to school, my advice is to forget the police, except you have 500 for statment and 500for tiping the police that will come with you, which wont solve the case..

Move away from that house, pack to town, and mind the way you relate with females in school.. BEST ADVICE
Crime › Re: Read The Shocking Reason Why This Woman Was R*ped by vchykp(m): 9:23am On Dec 18, 2016
Finally the poster below me has agreed to click... huh
Crime › Re: Jungle Justice Happening Now In Bida(graphic Photos) by vchykp(m): 9:52am On Dec 17, 2016
OP.. Since the police that swore to protect life and property are incapable to do it, the masses will do it for them, i guess you have not had case in the hands of nigeria police before, if tge police eventually comes thier, firstly that 3million will turn to 2million nine hundred thousand.. nigeria police has taught me lesson, i dont support killing them, but because they are heartless, if they succeeded, their victim would have suffered it for years, its better hearing that MMM ran away with tge money because they will drink and chase women with someones sweat, i still keep saying it, thiefs are wicked and capable of murder, nothing can ever lead me into stealing, rather i trafikk drugs, those animals are not worth living, Kill them..! Kill them..!! Kill them..!!!

Jungle justice is the best..!
Romance › Re: Why Women Need Marriage Certificate by vchykp(m): 9:30am On Dec 17, 2016
Treash:
Deputy Marriage Registrar, Jos North Local Government Council,
Elizabeth Mangadi, has advised women on the need to obtain
their marriage certificate, in case of divorce. Mangadi told the
News Agency of Nigeria on Wednesday in Jos that women need
the certificate to serve as legal documentation of their marriage
in the event of divorce.

According to her, the certificate is a legal document that
protects a woman and entitles her to a share of the husband’s
property in case of divorce. She noted that women are most
vulnerable in cases of divorce and therefore need some form of
protection, which the certificate represents.
“The certificate serves as one of the guarantees in a marriage
that makes the woman a legal part of the man in the marriage
and entitles her to the rights of inheritance.
“Every woman should obtain and keep her certificate of
marriage in a safe place.
“Most women just go to the church for their wedding and
ignorantly refuse to come to the registry to obtain marriage
certificate,’’ she lamented. Mangadi said this often leaves
women vulnerable at such times of a breakup, warning that
most men are not concerned about the plight of women
immediately after the marriage.

“Some men may go all the length and do anything to
discourage their wives from taking them to the registry so that
in the event of divorce, the women will not be entitled to a
share of their property legally as a wife,” she said.
She said the importance of the certificate to the woman could
not be overemphasised, noting that the registry is involved in
massive awareness campaign to sensitise women in the area to
the issue.

Mangadi urged women whose marriages lac the certificate to
talk their spouses into obtaining one, as it would cover the
children upon the death of either spouse.


http://thenigerialawyer.com/why-women-need-marriage-certificate-registrar/
govt favouring women since 1900... men eyaf suffer, where did dey keep d men, the bread winner..?
Crime › Re: South African Police Raid A Brothel Owned By A Nigerian, Rescue 26 Women (pics) by vchykp(m): 9:03am On Dec 17, 2016
lofty900:
u spoke my mind
grin grin.. when i heard rescued, i was expecting to see sambisa like pictures.. grin grin
Romance › Re: Can A Normal Guy Stay One Month Without Sex? by vchykp(m): 8:59am On Dec 17, 2016
Oh.. i stayed 11months, that was because i was a pastoral assistant, it was easy becuase i never remembered sex exist, even when a lady tried seducing me when i went for evangelism, i stood up and left, i told my leader the incident, he told me to take the girl out to and open place and talk sense into her, i later fell out of faith and since then i have not stayed a month without it.

Never the less, my partner has been thier all the way, and i believe if she is not around for even 2years i will be able to abstain, my secret was spirituality and now my secret remains that.. what on earth will i be doing with a lady in a private place, plus other ladies dont put me in the mood except my partner.
Romance › Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by vchykp(m): 8:36am On Dec 17, 2016
MASTURBATION IS DEMONIC
Crime › Re: South African Police Raid A Brothel Owned By A Nigerian, Rescue 26 Women (pics) by vchykp(m): 8:20am On Dec 17, 2016
They where never rescued, they where just denied of thier major source of income.
Crime › Re: A Fake Lover Bathes Ex-girlfriend With Acid In Lagos (photo) by vchykp(m): 8:16am On Dec 17, 2016
Collenshy2020:
hahahaha, i guess Ur fada is worthless to U datz why U dnt have regard for ur elders, its a pity Ure in shambles.
What are we quarelling over sef?.. i corrected your mistake u started insulting me, its not worth insult, advice is either taken or you leave it, you can keep insulting me, but i assure you i dont hav dat tym, tnx
Romance › Re: Cheating In Relationships- A Big Deal? by vchykp(m): 7:57pm On Dec 16, 2016
Personally i have never cheated on my bae, because i personally know the implication of infidelity, its all about determination, what you find in Miss A is what u'll find in B, i am tempted to try cheating each time we quarel, but the thought of it turns me off..
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Your Help My People. by vchykp(m): 7:51pm On Dec 16, 2016
I cant advice you until i know ur relationship with the person..
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by vchykp(m): 7:49pm On Dec 16, 2016
I trust my wife, she aint gonna do dat s-h-i-t..
Romance › Re: If You Propose To Her And She Say No,will You Continue Dating Her? by vchykp(m): 7:42pm On Dec 16, 2016
I no go propose talk more of her accepting
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by vchykp(m): 7:41pm On Dec 16, 2016
PLEASE I WANT TO ASK A RELEVANT QUESTION...






















IS SHE THE OWNER OF THAT LEGhuh huh huh
Romance › Re: I Have fvcked More Than 260 Girls But Yet No Girl friend by vchykp(m): 7:38pm On Dec 16, 2016
i have bleeped over 400 but the day i decided to get a life, i got my WIFE... just think of getting a life, sex has negative impact if u care to knw
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by vchykp(m): 7:35pm On Dec 16, 2016
Once its my sweetest hrt, am good..

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