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So i was chiling with my peepz @ a bar and dis chick(hen) with heavy makeup walks up to me and was like "yes i will"
i was like "wat??"
she was like "u know"
I was like "the only thing i know now is dat the psychic ward is missing patient"
she was like "wat??"
i was like "now we are on same page"

wazzar: what happen to the lead character?

he died a funny death.

[quote author=winnie-G][size=16pt] It seems that People voting Ngige does not know the meaning of grass-root campaign, I stay here in Anambra and As far as I am concern Ifeanyi Ubah (LP) had done the needful, dont ask me what he did, u are going to see it 2morrow. All these noise about Ngige/APC, Nwoye/PDP who happen to have no grass root structure in Anambra state is only e-noise from the media and nairaland who happen to be spectators in Anambra Election. Do you know that before u register as LP member, you must present your voters card and records taken[/size][/quote]the only sensible comment so far. #letswatchandsee

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Banky W's Message to her, "Mwah. Miss u darl RT @HeyAura_".

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wazzar: [b]Very good!!! I got your attention.... I sure know how to catch stubborn Nairalanders. I know you wouldn't click on my topic if I hadn't tricked you, nonsense!!!!

Anyways, I have a problem.......sorry, two problems (shut up) why that stupid face?? I just thought of the second wahala

Number (1)
I don't seem to gerrit , one old man beside our house virtually eats anonymous leaves. He eats leaves like a ........... all in the name of being a vegetarian..... Personally I labelled him a goat!!! Pls, advice, is this man mad or about to be mad or tends to be mad, so that I can know how to relate withim

Number (2)
I don't gerrit, anytime they make jest of me that my face look so funny they laugh and I too laugh along with them whereas, I'm burning with anger inside.... Is it that i'm mad or about to be mad or tends to be mad so that I can know how to relate with the public ...........


If you have notin sensible to say, just read and comment ''ok''..... Should I see any iðiot that reads and doesn't comment, God of thunder go visit una [/b]

I have taken time to reflect, meditate and ponder on ur post, i can but only wonder....
Have u watched a movie titled-meet the spartans
u remind me of the lead character in d movie

Flirtyfemi: Last month, Singer Waje shared a photo (above) of her 14 year old daughter, Emerald - yeah, she shared an incomplete photo because she doesn't want to introduce her to the media yet.
Anyway, I have been able to snoop around and get the beautiful girl's photo.
Emerald is in SS 2, she is a shy cool, friendly, fashion crazy teenager and she says Selena Gomez is her role model. See her photos below: http://www.kemifilani.com/2013/11/meet-wajes-14-year-old-daughter-shes.html

Talk about a true african beauty. U say her name's Emerald??

To solve the hardest crimes, u need the best criminal-white collar

[quote author=don_salvy]
If you are a guy reading this, you have probably noticed that, instead of opting for a nice and calm partner who would treat her right (you), the girl usually chooses a ‘bad boy’. If you are a girl, then you probably are wondering why you are attracted to and end up with a man who treats you badly. We’ve tried to come up with sensible reasons why this happens, but you are very welcome to add some new insights on the matter in the comments! 

1. Not real. Nice guys are too nice. No one can always be that nice unless they’re a saint. They are busy being nice instead of being real and women instinctually don’t trust that. Bad boys “keep it real.” Nice guys don’t want to upset the apple cart.

2. Respect. No one respects a doormat. Nice guys don’t set boundaries or make any real demands. A bad boy doesn’t let a woman walk all over him or control him. Women can’t respect a man they can control. No respect equals no attraction.

3. Predictable. Most people lead boring, predictable lives, so they’re attracted to people who are exciting and a bit unpredictable. Bad boys are always a challenge. Nice guys are never a challenge. Predictable plus no excitement plus no challenge.

4. Mother Nature. Women are designed to nurture. However, instead of doing this with children, they often end up doing it with bad boys. They think their love will save them. Nice guys rarely need to be saved.

5. Fixing. Nice guys don’t usually need to be fixed. Bad boys usually do, so they become a project. Women think if they can “create” the perfect man, he will never leave them. Also, if they’re busy fixing someone else, they don’t have to look at what needs to be fixed in their own lives.

6.Genetic wars. Women are designed to procreate with the strongest possible genes. Bad boys are sending an unconscious message that they have great genes, so they’re not afraid of losing the woman by misbehaving. Nice guys are sending a message that they don’t think their genes are good enough, so they won’t misbehave.




7.Fear of intimacy. If a woman is afraid of intimacy, she subconsciously knows she can avoid it with a bad boy, since she can never get close enough to him to have to go there. A nice guy will eventually want a commitment, and that’s scary.

8.Low self-esteem: We don’t feel comfortable with people who treat us better than we treat ourselves. If you don’t think much of yourself, the bad boy is simply reinforcing your negative belief. A nice guy is treating you in a way you’re not familiar with.

9.s*x. Women feel a nice guy won’t be good in bed. They sometimes like to be manhandled and think a nice guy won’t be able to take control and get the job done. A bad boy comes across as being able to deliver, even though that may not always be the case.

10.Hot. Have you ever seen a bad boy who wasn’t hot? They probably wouldn’t be able to get away with half the stuff they did if they didn’t look so good. Meanwhile, when a woman describes someone as a nice guy, she means, “He’s not hot.”

11.Charm. Nice guys don’t always know what to say and are sometimes at a loss for words. Bad boys can be very charming and know exactly what women want to hear. However, they eventually switch over to being selfish. By the time they reveal their true colors, the woman has fallen for them and has a hard time letting go.

12.Protection. Historically, men have protected women — physically and otherwise. Bad boys give the illusion of being able to protect women, while with nice guys, women aren’t so sure. Life is about balance. Most men fall into either the bad boy or the nice guy category. The ideal man is neither, but walks that fine line between the two. Until men learn how to do this, more often than not, women will choose the bad boy, until they realize that his bad qualities outweigh his good ones.[/quote]lets jassume dis is true, so what??

Kaycee7: But keep in mind that when you mix the bad guy & the nice guy, you get the real man.
And besides, this article is shallow. Not all nice guys are wimps.

like u ah presume

See dem, listing 9ja songs, afta nw wen a thread critisizing 9ja music na same pple go critisize pass. Wel sha jesus was called a king by d jews on his last visit to jerusalem, same pple mocked n helped in crusifing him Bloody hypocrites

Ah thought u guys over there are Christians dat shud lead by example?? Religion section is 1place I will Neva visit again. Too many shits there

ItsModella: I don't even know where to start. Crucible was absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!

So Black Canary is Sara Lance. If you still think this is a spoiler, then I sorry for you

The scene where her and Oliver fought the mayor was amazing, especially the part where they switched weapons.

plz I have a question, is dis thread 4 spoilers or wat??

nobody no matter how Gud u think u are can deduce my peasonality from my posts on NL.

wow! Dis got to FP. Trivial things do get the most attention

[color=#990000][/color]accept Jesus Christ as ur lord n savior today. D end is near

sexkillz say something na. Nobody wants to give a mental picture of Reality 101, even u onila upon all the crush u have on him

hmmm. ugly

speedyboi: excluding me!

Especially YOU

onila: I am brown skinned

never been to the club in the last 5 years

I don't crave for attention, I am actually a loner in real life and quite reserved

but am beautiful, tall and shy

make ah hear, who will agree dat she is ugly and short. Every girl is tall n beautiful as far as naira land is concerned

Merkki: You are light skinned, not too tall, shy, hates parties and social gatherings, soft hearted and emotional. Right or wrong?

Any one who spends an average of 5-6 hours a day on naira land hates parties and social gatherings. Intact, technically doesn't have a social life outside the internet/nairaland

[quote author=Spotless_babe]I rep:

Community High School Emene, Enugu state.

Girls Secondary School Emene, Enugu state.

Solid Base Academy Emene, Enugu state.(will never forget DJ n crew, they really made something outta my life)

Queens Comprehensive Secondary School, Idaw river, gariki road Enugu state. (my final b-stop).[/quote]where u dat bad that u had to attend 4-5 different schools to graduate

click2cbn: 3 things actually

wat is d third one??

egift: Yesterday I lost a grant application. Sadly, everything was due and certain disbursement will be done that yesterday - I had hoped my life and business would have turned around completely for good and it was significant enough to attend to my immediate needs.

Where it pained me is that a woman who was both my contact person and one who was acting to be "helping me" was actually the only one in the board who took it upon herself to criticize my application and insist that even if I should be granted, it should be next year. Myself and others were just look looking in amazement. She even when to the extent to be saying "He is into ICT services", "How many people need a website", "How many people are using Internet", "How many people even have a computer", etc. All my efforts to present facts and clarify fell on deaf ear - she even use an Internet-enabled Computer on her desk.

The point of this thread is that since that yesterday, I have been doing all I can do suppress the pain, disappointment and move pass it. But if I subdue the terrible feelings will it cause me any mental or psychological breakdown? Is it wrong to suppress pains and heartbreaks? How best can I handle the feeling?

Kindly share your opinion. I just don't want to run mad now or in future. This will be one of my most steep heartbreak so far.

u can always buy a gun and there two things u can use the gun for

WuzilistiQ: It has all come down to the saying that the world is filled with vanity, my rock music quotes '' some of these were here before us, some of these may go before us'', so it should'nt be seen as a new thing, because i for one had envasaged it to happen way back before this time, people even discuss about it so why are people fuming the place? Lets go back to when people queue up under the sun to buy SIM-cards for #30-35k, then black market SIM's were sold for 40-50k, now it is been sold for a hundred Naira. Well i think the problem is from or level of excitment for technology, porpularly known as ''technomania'', so we only have to keep our minds open & know that all these things are part of the business to make another man wealthy, you have no other option than to assist them to make it work for your own good or you go back to the old time way of letter writting lolssss i had to laugh cos non of us will want to go down there, but the truth of it is that the BB-phones are not strong in terms of their battery life, so if an android can carry the load of pinging & doing the rest of the job why wont they be giving the license to do that? Please lets stop fooling ourselves and leave the name, if u want to keep ur BB-phone u can do that, if u want to own an android with the BBM app on it pls its no crime, but it will all come down to vanity-vanishing.....just use a smart phone, drink a pepsi & LIVE FOR NOW

ah still write loveletters

WuzilistiQ: It has all come down to the saying that the world is filled with vanity, my rock music quotes '' some of these were here before us, some of these may go before us'', so it should'nt be seen as a new thing, because i for one had envasaged it to happen way back before this time, people even discuss about it so why are people fuming the place? Lets go back to when people queue up under the sun to buy SIM-cards for #30-35k, then black market SIM's were sold for 40-50k, now it is been sold for a hundred Naira. Well i think the problem is from or level of excitment for technology, porpularly known as ''technomania'', so we only have to keep our minds open & know that all these things are part of the business to make another man wealthy, you have no other option than to assist them to make it work for your own good or you go back to the old time way of letter writting lolssss i had to laugh cos non of us will want to go down there, but the truth of it is that the BB-phones are not strong in terms of their battery life, so if an android can carry the load of pinging & doing the rest of the job why wont they be giving the license to do that? Please lets stop fooling ourselves and leave the name, if u want to keep ur BB-phone u can do that, if u want to own an android with the BBM app on it pls its no crime, but it will all come down to vanity-vanishing.....just use a smart phone, drink a pepsi & LIVE FOR NOW

ah still write loveletters

Ur people should take a chill pill, wats d big deal anyway with Bbm shit. U bb users are being kids. Smh

gbanikiti: and after signing this petition he doesn't apologize,what next? Storm the american embassy with placards and shout "we no go gree o,we no go gree!! I would have expected you open a thread about ASUU strike and let our voices be heard by signing a petition. I taya for you o!

Just an advice Ogugua,you nigeran-americans should stage a protest to white house and protest. We in nigeria have a lot of problems hovering our heads already.

hehehehehe

Plz my play store has stopped working. Its telling me no connection retry for d past 2weeks. Plz wat do I do to get it working again. Pls help a brother out

Big bang theory s6

Plz my play store has stopped working. Its telling me no connection retry for d past 2weeks. Plz wat do I do to get it working again. Thanks

Plz stop posting spoilers. I believe dats not wat dis tread was created for

ItsModella: Broken dolls was a good episode, I loved every bit of it.

So it had to take the hood saving Laurel's ungrateful äss for her to come back to her damn senses. That's good though because I was already tired of her bitchy, anti-hood attitude. How could she even blame him for Tommy's death? Wtf? I just couldn't deal with her brain fart moments anymore. And it's nice that Quentin finally realizes that the end justifies the means, as far as the hood is concerned that is.

Btw, I don't know if you guys appreciate spoilers on this thread but I'm just going to say it anyway. The new vigilante in the block is actually Sara. I can't wait to see more of her, she's pretty badass.

wat is it na.