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Nairaland General › Re: I Bet, U Dont Know You Are TRYPOPHOBIC!! by vcvibes(m): 3:40pm On Oct 05, 2013

Rubbish! This cant even scare a 2years old! Mtcheew!

Poems For Review › Re: Poems | Verbal Outburst by vcvibes(m): 3:18pm On Oct 05, 2013

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]HE MEETS SHE
_______________
He meets she.
She meets he.
From the wells of romantic emotion,
Their hearts wander around a notion.

Could it be love?
Or lust hovering like Noah's dove?
Ay! Cupid laughs wickedly,
Ready to shoot his arrow speedily.

He chases,
And she responds in phases.
He withdraws,
And she fidgets like a market woman who lost her purse.

Cupid pays no heed to the pause,
He fancies no loss.
Stretching his bow,
He unites she to he's marrow.
_____________________________

Poetic freestyle. Whatever it means, mehn.

Princesa inspired me to do this. I owe her one.

This is it. [/color]

*in french Montana's voice*

Ehhh!!!

TV/Movies › Re: Trailer Of "Dead City - Rise Of The Aliens" (A New Nigerian Movie) by vcvibes(m): 6:47am On Oct 05, 2013

ekaromail: In the year 2050, the well developed city of Eko Atlantic is destroyed and its inhabitants are infected by something that turns them into zombies.

Aaron's wife got infected and he decided to visit the Dead City so as to get a cure for her.

After not hearing from him in 24 hours, his chief commanding officer, Ben, sends for Aaron's twin brother, Andrew and shares his fears with him.

Andrew and his partner, Chika decide to do everything possible to get Aaron back to base.

But, will it be an easy quest? Especially when they discover that there are more dangerous creatures out there than the zombies?

WATCH OUT!!!

creatures like OBJ, BUHARI AND BOKO HARAM

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Entertainment › Re: Basket-Mouth Thrills Virgin Atlantic Passengers Onboard Lagos To London Flight by vcvibes(m): 9:28pm On Oct 04, 2013

Austeenx: erh...

Why am I having a raging hard-on?

because u are gay!

Nairaland General › Absu Student Chat Room by vcvibes(op): 8:55pm On Oct 04, 2013

Great ABSUlanders!! This is a chat room for all absu students and all things absu in general. Please let share minds together and get to know ourselves more!

Celebrities › Re: Hot Or Not? Beverly Osu’s New Look by vcvibes(m): 8:44pm On Oct 04, 2013

Berverly the Osu girl. Stil ugly sha

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Non-nigerians On Nairaland, Please Represent Here by vcvibes(m): 9:34pm On Oct 03, 2013

adaobi123: Hey guys !

I'm an 1/8 Australian, 1/8 Brazilian, 1/8 Portuguese, 1/8 Italian, 1/8 Morrocan, 1/8 South African, 1/8 English and 1/8 American.

Please to meet you all.

all these and u answer adaobi, person wey teach u lie no teach u well

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TV/Movies › Re: Seasonal Movies You Wished Were Not Cancelled? by vcvibes(m): 9:29pm On Oct 03, 2013

philfearon: I dont know how Americans,esp NBC,does its thing,but they sure killed it when they Cancelled this movie,whereas REVOLUTION has moved to Season2!!
Till today,the Movie is still my number one Sci-fi Epic Craddle Earth movie......Great Movie i tell ya.....
And there is Alphas too......
...
NBC too dey cancel films....Its a pity Seasonals like How i met Your Mother run upto 5seasons..Smh..

8 seasons

Entertainment › Re: Things U Hate About Most People by vcvibes(op): 9:26pm On Oct 03, 2013

6. When people say while
watching a film, “did ya see
that?” No Loser, I paid N1000 to
come to the cinema and stare
at the damn floor!

Entertainment › Re: Things U Hate About Most People by vcvibes(op): 9:25pm On Oct 03, 2013

4. When people say “life is short”.
What the hell huh

Life is the
longest damn thing anyone
ever does!!! What can you do
that’s longer?
5. When you are waiting for the
bus and someone asks “Has the
bus come yet?” If the bus came,
would I be standing here huh

Entertainment › Things U Hate About Most People by vcvibes(op): 9:23pm On Oct 03, 2013

1. People who point at their wrist
asking for the time, I know
where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the
toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get
off their a** to search the entire
room for the TV remote because
they refuse to walk to the TV
and change the channel
manually .
3. When people say “Oh you just
want to have your cake and eat it
too”. Damn Right! What good is
cake if you can’t eat it?

TV/Movies › Re: Seasonal Movies You Wished Were Not Cancelled? by vcvibes(m): 9:17am On Oct 03, 2013

Greek
Boodocks
community

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TV/Movies › Re: Naruto Information by vcvibes(m): 8:54am On Oct 03, 2013

GRIMM JOE: people dey bcom Hokage raikage president and u won. Become moderator wow

wat is wrong wit wanting 2 be a mod? As if u arent secretly wanting it too, prentender

Nairaland General › Re: Friedburgar Banned Me For 1 Year After 1day In Nairaland, **crying** by vcvibes(m): 8:52am On Oct 03, 2013

Nobody: Please, help me beg him. I wont do that again pls.
I am crying.
Nigerians hate girsls why? Sobs

do wat again? Wetin u do?

Crime › Re: Disturbing: A 7 Years Old Stealing A Mobile Phone As Her Mother Watches by vcvibes(op): 8:49am On Oct 03, 2013

more photos

Crime › Disturbing: A 7 Years Old Stealing A Mobile Phone As Her Mother Watches by vcvibes(op): 8:45am On Oct 03, 2013

In a very disturbing photos, a seven-year-old girl is
seen stealing a mobile phone
from a woman's hand bag as her
mother looked on.
The crime was caught on CCTV at
a restaurant in Norwood,
Johannesburg, South Africa and
the girl in question is reported to
be aged seven.
In the video posted on YouTube
a pair of women are seen dining
in the centre of the restaurant.

Politics › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by vcvibes(m): 8:19am On Oct 03, 2013

[color=#550000][/color]pliz picks me, ah promise tu be better than sexkillz *swearz*

Celebrities › Re: Okey Bakassy Writes In Support Of Jim Iyke's Deliverance by vcvibes(m): 9:51pm On Oct 02, 2013

Bonaguy: https://www.helenozor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/6543816.jpg

Okey Bakassy seems to be very upset about the way Nigerians have voiced out so much displeasure over Jim iyke’s “deliverance” at T.B Joshua’s church.. Read what Okey said below…

“Yesterday was The 53rd Anniversary of Nigeria’s ‘Independence’, I refused to comment or send messages for reasons u and I know. If u are reading this message, u are lucky to be alive. Thank God.
I’m fed up with all the noise about my Actor colleague who gained Independence from ‘demonic influence ‘ or ‘Deliverance’ at Synagogue. I respect him for seeking spiritual help when others are shying away from the reality of their situation.

Even those who are ‘Demons’ themselves are throwing insults at Jim. Our level of hypocrisy in Nigeria is nauseating. Established ‘Sinners’ find it convenient to throw stones at those whose stories become public, making it more difficult for people to seek help.

If you have never presented yourself for ‘Deliverance’ keep quiet because ur not sure of what forces are speaking through you.
Congrats Jim for being ‘man enough’……
Have a blessed day pals”. @okeybakassy

http://www.gistmetro.com/2013/10/okey-bakassi-writes-to-support-jim-iyke.html

Education › Re: What Can I Do With Bsc In Philosophy? by vcvibes(m): 9:32pm On Oct 02, 2013

jonescyras: Thanks very much................
I have this silly question in me lol...... Can a philosopher work in companies like shell,nnpc and the likes?........

so u knw its a silly question n u went aheard 2 ask. Mumu

Education › Re: What Can I Do With Bsc In Philosophy? by vcvibes(m): 9:30pm On Oct 02, 2013

jonescyras: I just got admitted to study PHILOSOPHY AND RELIGIOUS STUDIES at adekunle ajasin university,akungba. I have googled it but all I saw was, being a lecturer...and I aint good at lecturing and besides, I never wanted to be a lecturer. Pls where and what can I work as,as a philosopher.....thanks

In a bank.

Crime › 20years Old Man Claims 6years Old Girl Seduced Him Before He Molested Her by vcvibes(op): 10:55pm On Oct 01, 2013

20-year old Matthew Flugence
of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana,
claimed that his 6-year old
step-cousin, Ahlittia North,
seduced him before he stabbed
her and watched her die.He
stated that she spread out a
blanket on the ground and told
him she wanted to have sex
with him; after that he says he
“snapped.”
The Daily Mail reports that he
stabbed the little girl, watched
her die and then he wrapped
her body in a blanket; next he
put it in a trash can where it
was found three days
later.Flugence is being held on
a charge of first degree murder;
it is believed that his defense is
going to ask for a psychological
evaluation

Music/Radio › Re: A Playlist Of 53 Songs for Nigeria by vcvibes(m): 6:36pm On Oct 01, 2013

M.I- CRAZE
OLAMIDE-FG (FEDERAL GARBAGE)

Music/Radio › Re: A Playlist Of 53 Songs for Nigeria by vcvibes(m): 6:34pm On Oct 01, 2013

M.I- CRAZE

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Politics › Re: Punch Cameraman Slapped For Obeying Traffic Light by vcvibes(m): 6:29pm On Oct 01, 2013

me_for_you: Sorry for de-threading. Not in my character. Just want ask why this UN General Assembly meeting is no where I can see. I really want to react to this Isreal PM's address

they are hiding from you abi u dont know huh

Politics › Re: Punch Cameraman Slapped For Obeying Traffic Light by vcvibes(m): 6:26pm On Oct 01, 2013

KiksAsso: http://www.punchng.com/metro/policemen-assault-punchman-for-obeying-traffic-light/

buh why the guy stop for red light when road dey free? He no know say na 9ja we dey?? Anyway those cop guys harsh oo, them 4 jus yarb the guy leave am comot instead the beatings. Be like say dem high on alomo sweeters...*sorry* ah mean bitters

Career › Re: What Did You Study And Where Are You Working? by vcvibes(m): 6:17pm On Oct 01, 2013

Larrygr8t: Study law, I drive okada now

chai! It iz well

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Section Chat Room & Amebors' Haven by vcvibes(m): 6:14pm On Oct 01, 2013

adaobi123: Following me where ? Twitter or nairaland ?

both starting with NL

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Section Chat Room & Amebors' Haven by vcvibes(m): 6:11pm On Oct 01, 2013

@adaobi123 ah am following you, u should follow me back or else...*just kidding* buh please abeg biko try ff me back

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Section Chat Room & Amebors' Haven by vcvibes(m): 6:09pm On Oct 01, 2013

CFCfan: That means there are now 2 NL couples as moderators.
Sexkillz and Ogugua
Afam and Adaobi

Will there be a CFCfan and Sniper tandem?

yes! In an alternate universe where adaobi123 is the queen of England

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Section Chat Room & Amebors' Haven by vcvibes(m): 6:02pm On Oct 01, 2013

adaobi123: And thanks guys

no Bleep up like sexkillz dat bans like a senseless raging bull on codeine

Music/Radio › Re: New Artistes And Sex Songs by vcvibes(op): 6:00pm On Oct 01, 2013

airmark: May be because sex sells.

sells for how much huh

Career › Re: What Did You Study And Where Are You Working? by vcvibes(m): 5:51pm On Oct 01, 2013

I studied human waste management and i work at National assembly (dats where u can find most of them in 9ja)

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