Poo

Okay

They just sent me in my 2gb ram version

..

alexabeb:
It a type-c port which can also serve as the headphone

Okay! is the earpiece inside the box too?

Phone with no headphone port? I pass

DonteMec:


HA ha ha ha ha, I expected this long ago.
My dear I don't know how old you are. But If you ask your parents how marriages that have lasted for 25 to 50 years are sustained, the things you might hear would make you get wiser.
I love my wife, but I also love good sex. My wife can't give me the good sex. So it's either I divorce my wife or find an alternative measure to save my marriage. This hard decision I took sometime past. Believe me it wasn't and still isn't an easy decision. But a man got to do what a man got to do. However am always very careful of course and that singular decision has made the boat not to rock till now..

Stories... Real men dont cheat

DonteMec:


Bros I have a concubine outside the country. That is what has kept me in this marriage. Else my wife's low sex drive would have pushed me out of the marriage. It's with the concubine/ girlfriend that I do the drilling or hard work with. With my wife I take it easy as I know her capacity. Problem is that for 2 years and 72 hours prior to my coming back I performed optimally with the said concubine. Then back to my wife, after the first day, all of a sudden my JohnThomas does NOT stand up again. I need a real suggestion as to what could cause that ...

Okay ur a cheat and ur HIV positive, f.uck off... Next patient please!!!

YOUNGrapha:
--------------------------COUTOIIA........CALLABAO----------------------

AZLICUTA--CHRISTESEN--D.LUIZ--CAHILL--MARCO.A



MOSE'S--KANTE--BAKAYOKO--FABREGAS--DRINKWATE


---------------------PEDRO--WILLIAM--HAZARD-------------------------


----------------------MORATA............GIROUD-----------------------------




EVEN WITH THIS UNA DEY GO OUT

Who is william?

Seun:
If God owned Nairaland, he would not operate any account on Nairaland.

He would communicate the rules by sending anonymous messages to random members, the chosen.

The rules presented by each chosen member would contradict the rules presented by the others.

There would be no way of knowing which chosen member had the correct rules.

People would just choose to follow whichever rules the person who invited them to the forum happened to follow.

There would be brutal flame-wars between the people following different sets of rules.

For each set of rules given by the chosen members, there would be multiple interpretations by random members.

The interpreters would claim to have received anonymous clues from the owner which they used to interpret the rules.

There would be brutal flame-wars between people following different interpretations of each set of rules.

Most of the chosen would have deleted their accounts and all posts in which they originally presented their rules.

There would be multiple versions of each set of rules floating about, with no way of knowing if any is correct.

People who broke the rules wouldn't be banned, because the chosen and the interpreters wouldn't have any actual powers.

Interpreters would threaten those who break their rules that the owner would kill them after they deactivated their accounts.

The most famous interpreter would say that all rules are equally important: typos and posting porn pictures are the same.

That all members have broken the rules, so they deserve to be killed by the owner after they deactivate their accounts.

--

But there's good news: the owner's son joined the forum, and he presented his own version of the rules.

Though he was the only member who never broke any rule, his account was deactivated for the sins of the rule-breakers.

But the account was reactivated later and he was not killed because he was found to be innocent of rule-breaking.

And after his account was reactivated, he sent anonymous messages to some interpreters who are no longer active.

Therefore any rule-breaker who believes that the owner's son's account was deactivated for his errors shall not be killed!

The owner created a new forum, much better than Nairaland, which his son's believers shall be invited to any time now.

The son's profile was transferred to the new forum 3 minutes after reactivation, which is why it cannot be viewed.

But some members recall that some members said that some interpreters said they saw the son's reactivated profile.

--

What a mess that would be.

Shitty and useless post

Havent really done anything on Vals day, maybe tonights gonna change tho

Am not sure that Real - PSG match will be

What a news

mespusinglez:
my girl always complain that i don't PET her..and that its affecting her badly.i asked her how do she want me to pet her she was MUTE.
That I Don't Know How To Pet Her And It's Not Helping matters...
i called her this morning ...after greeting her and was engaged in a convo she still brought up the talk of "i don't pet her and she don't like it." i then ask her again how do she want me to pet her she replied it's OK and i angrily end the call....
abeg make wunna help me o
coz i think i'm losing her

See small boy... Common go and read for JAMB jor

billz07:

Wats dis one sayin? Is nt dsame corruption dat we re fightin abut in nigeria, smeone worked his admission wif 150k and re sayin we shuld help d person.. We suppose even give him medal of honor..

Mrs Judge, hope u perfect

khiaa:


I know for a fact that you are delusional because I live amongst them and you don't. They aren't like you fantasize them to be, they are like every other woman on the earth. Some good some bad.

I never said anything about the women in Nigeria because I'm not there and I don't know them but I can tell you that they are just like those white girls you fantasize about. Some are good and some are not so good.

Sister stop lying na... U dey Benue

The hard to get crew...

Taking JAMB again is not really a bad idea, with your experience in school and if u dedicate time, u can graduate with a first class, remember life is not a race

When is ur Jamb date?

ZirdoRoray:

Don't you think it will be hard to play Aubameyang alongside Lacazette as they are very similar in terms of position and movement?

I think Conte might be sacked

Live porn on a live Tv

Somewhere in Nairaland, Chief Judges done start work

dollyjoy:
Who gave you the permission to post someone's Facebook banter here on nairaland? What's wrong with these people?

When them start to collect permission before posting news?

K

Person no even sabi which side to stand again

What did I do to deserve this country?