chigoizie7:



Mba, oo ajuju,

Biko zaam ihe m juu gi

...............nna rapu ife ndia eji eme big girl

amakadihot87:
...............nna rapu ife ndia eji eme big girl

Lol.

Amam na ima na enwero ife eji mgbakasi are eme.

Udo dirigi nwanne mmadu.

trustyshoess:

I don't want to post my number out here on nairaland tho..

take mine, just flash i will call. 08064357013

dancok:
take mine, just flash i will call. 08064357013

I can't call international numbers. Can add you WhatsApp if you have it

trustyshoess:

I can't call international numbers. Can add you WhatsApp if you have it

yes i have add me

Tajbol4splend:


So is it oyinbos you would like to marry

Yes o! They're beautiful, and straight to the point and if dem love u dem love u for real oo. If I comot dis country I must marry oyinbo woman

Sagamite:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psiH5-zCW8g

LORD!!!

I am so excited, I am actually doing the running man.

I know what the plan is and how this would end.

This would be me when I wake up tomorrow morning.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9AbH7Dw6s8

Our Date: February 14.....Valentines Day
Time: 6:00pm

YOUR DUTIES:
Make reservations at a 5 star restaurant.
Rent a Limo, I prefer black.
Buy me a red dress in size 5.
Rent your Tux
Purchase tickets to R. Kelly Concert
Purchase a dozen red roses, a box of chocolates, perfume, a diamond bracelet, card, and stuffed animal for me
Rent a hotel for yourself because you can't spend the nite with me
Pick me up at 5:30 pm

I promise you that our date will be the best date you ever had.

phazotron:



Yes o! They're beautiful, and straight to the point and if dem love u dem love u for real oo. If I comot dis country I must marry oyinbo woman

lmao: Delusional!

khiaa:


lmao: Delusional!

Na u sabi. And you're equally delusional to think there no good white girls out there or all the b*****s here are sensible.

phazotron:




Na u sabi. And you're equally delusional to think there no good white girls out there or all the b*****s here are sensible.

I know for a fact that you are delusional because I live amongst them and you don't. They aren't like you fantasize them to be, they are like every other woman on the earth. Some good some bad.

I never said anything about the women in Nigeria because I'm not there and I don't know them but I can tell you that they are just like those white girls you fantasize about. Some are good and some are not so good.

khiaa:


I know for a fact that you are delusional because I live amongst them and you don't. They aren't like you fantasize them to be, they are like every other woman on the earth. Some good some bad.

I never said anything about the women in Nigeria because I'm not there and I don't know them but I can tell you that they are just like those white girls you fantasize about. Some are good and some are not so good.

Sister stop lying na... U dey Benue

khiaa:




Our Date: February 14.....Valentines Day
Time: 6:00pm

YOUR DUTIES:
Make reservations at a 5 star restaurant.

No problem!

Most KFC are 3 star but I know one in Westfield Mall that has 2 floors and soft chairs. That one should be 5 star.

khiaa:

Rent a Limo, I prefer black.

A ride at the back of my Okada is more intimate jor. You would be holding me skin to skin.

khiaa:

Buy me a red dress in size 5.

Huh?

Mba!

I no dey do anorexic o.

I don't do any girl below UK size 8 (US size 6)!

So go and pile on weight before the 14th.

khiaa:

Rent your Tux

Does not fit my big belly.

I only wear Agbada everywhere I go.

khiaa:

Purchase tickets to R. Kelly Concert

Now you talking!

{In my thick Yoruba accent} "I no see notin rong, in a littubi of bump and grind"

khiaa:

Purchase a dozen red roses, a box of chocolates, perfume, a diamond bracelet, card, and stuffed animal for me

Stuffed animal ke?

Are we doing sacrifice to my ancestors?

For that we don't use stuff animal o, American!

Na human being we dey use.

khiaa:

Rent a hotel for yourself because you can't spend the nite with me

Huh?

Anuofia!!!

So you just wan come chop for my head and leave my pokus hanging hard?

419!

vengedre:


Sister stop lying na... U dey Benue

Benue What am I lying about?

Sagamite:


No problem!

Most KFC are 3 star but I know one in Westfield Mall that has 2 floors and soft chairs. That one should be 5 star.



A ride at the back of my Okada is more intimate jor. You would be holding me skin to skin.



Huh?

Mba!

I no dey do anorexic o.

I don't do any girl below UK size 8 (US size 6)!

So go and pile on weight before the 14th.



Does not fit my big belly.

I only wear Agbada everywhere I go.



Now you talking!

{In my thick Yoruba accent} "I no see notin rong, in a littubi of bump and grind"



Stuffed animal ke?

Are we doing sacrifice to my ancestors?

For that we don't use stuff animal o, American!

Na human being we dey use.



Huh?

Anuofia!!!

So you just wan come chop for my head and leave my pokus hanging hard?

419!

1. I don't eat KFC, if I want fried chicken I would make it myself.

2. Ok, this might be interesting.

3. I'm not skinny, I'm the perfect weight for my height, I'm not a tall
Woman. You will love my thickness.

4.You must loose that belly before the 14th so start doing sit ups, morning, noon, and night.

5. Excellent, we agree on Robert.

6.Yes, I want a stuffed Teddy bear to remind me of the date and you.

7. There's no 419 here I'm just training you on how to treat me.

khiaa:


1. I don't eat KFC, if I want fried chicken I would make it myself.

I can come to yours in Cali.

khiaa:

3. I'm not skinny, I'm the perfect weight for my height, I'm not a tall
Woman. You will love my thickness.

I do like my milkshake thick.

khiaa:

4.You must loose that belly before the 14th so start doing sit ups, morning, noon, and night.

Huh?

Wetin?

You don't know that is a sign of wealth and big man in Africa. Even better than a Rolex. You want people to think I am poor and malnourished?

khiaa:

6.Yes, I want a stuffed Teddy bear to remind me of the date and you.

Trust me, you will get better than that.

This Teddy will stuff you with a lil Nigerian rugrat that would make you remember him for the rest of your life.

Sagamite:


I can come to yours in Cali.



I do like my milkshake thick.



Huh?

Wetin?

You don't know that is a sign of wealth and big man in Africa. Even better than a Rolex. You want people to think I am poor and malnourished?



Trust me, you will get better than that.

This Teddy will stuff you with a lil Nigerian rugrat that would make you remember him for the rest of your life.

1. Yes, come to Cali and I will cook you a soul food dinner.

2. Well you won't be disappointed with my milkshake.

3. Having a big belly is a sign of greed besides you're not in Africa so lose that belly.

4. LMAO I don't want a rugrat by a dead beat dad, just purchase the Teddy bear like I requested.

khiaa:



1. Yes, come to Cali and I will cook you a soul food dinner.

2. Well you want be disappointed with my milkshake.

3. Having a big belly is a sign of greed besides you're not in Africa so lose that belly.

4. LMAO I don't want a rugrat by a dead beat dad, just purchase the Teddy bear like I requested.

khiaa:



1. Yes, come to Cali and I will cook you a soul food dinner.

2. Well you want be disappointed with my milkshake.

3. Having a big belly is a sign of greed besides you're not in Africa so lose that belly.

4. LMAO I don't want a rugrat by a dead beat dad, just purchase the Teddy bear like I requested.

I am at the airport now, babes.



See you tomorrow in Cali for valentines.

By the way, I prefer being on top. So get ready for action tomorrow night.

PS: I hope you have a will already written? Because on a few occassions while climbing on some girls, they have ended up not waking up the next morning. Which just created a mess, as their families did not know how to share their assets as they had no will in place.

I don't know what the fck happened. Maybe they were just unable to handle my dicck.

Sagamite:


I am at the airport now, babes.



See you tomorrow in Cali for valentines.

By the way, I prefer being on top. So get ready for action tomorrow night.

PS: I hope you have a will already written? Because on a few occassions while climbing on some girls, they have ended up not waking up the next morning. Which just created a mess, as their families did not know how to share their assets as they had no will in place.

I don't know what the fck happened. Maybe they were just unable to handle my dicck.

not sure they would be able to erm find it

oyb:


not sure they would be able to erm find it

Oloshi!

Sagamite:


I am at the airport now, babes.



See you tomorrow in Cali for valentines.

By the way, I prefer being on top. So get ready for action tomorrow night.

PS: I hope you have a will already written? Because on a few occassions while climbing on some girls, they have ended up not waking up the next morning. Which just created a mess, as their families did not know how to share their assets as they had no will in place.

I don't know what the fck happened. Maybe they were just unable to handle my dicck.

LMAO It wasn't your pedar it was your belly, keep that big fat belly away from my body.

Happy Valentines Day.

khiaa:


LMAO It wasn't your pedar it was your belly, keep that big fat belly away from my body.

Happy Valentines Day.

What?

You don't want that baaaady?

Maybe it is because you are yet to see me in a suit.

"Am out here drippin' in finesse
It don't make no sense
My belly drippin' in finesse
You know it, you know it"



Happy Vals, cutie.