pheyikemi:
This is the more reason osogbo weed should be banned. Steer clear of weed.

Anyhow, i've known you to always live in denial, greet shayo $ shola.

pheyikemi:
Blood of Moses , have we met before?

lol we have slept together many times sef

pheyikemi:
Some people sha, thief dey dier blood. You get hands you can't work but steal. When the mob kill him now, people will be crying all over the internet. That was how some thieves came to our house back then in the afternoon o, they broke thru the fence, broke thru d wall of the house and stole my dad's bag of cocoa, laptop, phones, fishes and ponmo inside the oven, my bro and my own provisions for schl, half bag of rice, a 20Litre of palmoil, maggi, they ate all d meat in my mum's soup too . We didn't catch them sha, but my dad traced d hole to the back of the fence and retrieved the bag of cocoa, rice and palmoil they hid there. Those thieves enjoyed sha.

my Feyi Feyi, as I read this comment I know it's your story

yomibelle:
who even get money to buy one for this recession

so it's that bad for you

Ekpekus:
24hours x 10 days = 240hrs..

For 1.2BN. Is the money in #20 denominations

your brain needs examination, so they won't sleep at all? Eat $relax some times, fools plenty here. To think he meant straight 24 hours I just wonder how dumb people full this forum like this.

Short round fat black ugly pot belly, her juju no work again, Nigerians now understand the difference between being fat $ being sexy with body magic

danielconstant:
Waiting for when they would snap ajegunle n oshodi for the world to see....quote me saying there is good and life will migrate u there before 2017

Ogbeni this is not VI, it's Orile sari Iganmu, how is it better than Oshodi $ Ajegunle, your body de pepper you, embrace good news for once. bloody retard.

BreezyCB:
No matter who is the next president, put your trust in Jesus. The White House can't save us, only Jesus can.

us or you, oga speak for yourself

Smellymouth:
I can still remember vividly Shins Peters song "Afro Juju"...Chai!! As a kid, once we just hear this song...

Ese o ese o Afro Juju lefe gbo o ese o/
Ko si bo se ma lulu tabi korin/
Afro Juju to ma da bo eni to ni/
Oju kan leje se o. omo peteru ti de o/
Shina peters lo la afro Juju/
Afrojuju o difference is clear o/
Eyin elegbe leyin mi...

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Oni nkan lan je o shey o omo peteru tide o, it's not oju kan leje se o

6years and 9 months, na wah for Jonathan sha, the guy na total failure

Na wah o na everybody wan do pre-wedding photo shoot, make I sharap

That's an Igbo made fetus, look at the shape of the head

Bobo n fa gbana e deede I love him already gan

26? In this our country abi

Ogun state again

Hmm I no de go this kain wedding

If they have C of O for that space they are occupying they should go to court, if not let them move before the bulldozers come.

Any snake thread is lalasticlala 's thread automatically, i'm happy to be here

Slim face, very fat legs! But what's all these

...

Him no get state? His state no get governor?

All I see is the umbrella nose how many quotes today?

Mchew, mtn don start their own since

And the woman get bad mouth, she no wan answer the mumu be that

Mchw, after living their usual care free life of drinking pure ethanol in the name of brandy et al, they turn to fina bara decent bara. Awe swerve, I no even hear of his sickness till this thread came up, even if I heard I can't give you kobo, kids are many on the roads that need my help, they won't drink ogogoro with the stipend they get.

I pity your leaky anus

sapiosexual1:

Sounds like one of those NFA fellows who in 2019 would collect a loaf of bread and 500 naira then freely offer themselves to be used by politicians
Get a useful life broh, don't be like Buhari

People are still rushing to go to university in Nigeria, the school will collect all the parents money and after school no job to return the money to your parents I laugh in Swahili, education has become a scam in Nigeria, parents be wise.

No farmer No nation ; agriculture is our heritage, we can do even better than this with good government policy $ storage facilities.

Speed kills

soberdrunk:


Sorry sir!! Sir if you are above 40, why are you on "Nairaland" instead of "government house" with your 'mates'??

Lukatew! Any where I am, I can access NL easily do you copy? Ku igbadun, it's a faceless forum, I can be anybody

So you are slightly above 30 and you will be carrying mouth here anyhow like say everybody be your mate

soberdrunk:
............and the only thing chics in my primary school remember me for is pooing in my pants , i remember last year i met one of my primary school classmates in Heathrow and she goes "Oh my!!! you are that dude that took a dump in class yeah!?" Am like its 25 years later you all should let it rest